What Dreams May Come

By Daimyo Shi

I don't own Love Hina. sigh

--------------------- change of place

(thoughts)

'internal dialogue with parts of a personality.'

'Hey isn't Mutsumi coming today to help us study?'

Keitaro looked up at his evil counterpart and rolled his eyes. (I had forgotten this will be completely intolerable.) "Yes, she is."

Keitaro's evil side drools. 'She has such great breasts. They are to die for!' remarks Keitaro's evil side.

"Hey, Naru's breasts are beautiful too." remarks Keitaro.

Just at that moment Naru slide open Keitaro's door. "What kind of Hentai talks to himself about my breasts!" yells Naru as she punches Keitaro into near earth orbit.

As Keitaro flies he yells at his evil side 'This is all your fault!'

'Hey, it all the proof you should need to drop Naru for someone who will treat you right like Mutsumi.'

"I love Naru, get it through you thick skull!" says Keitaro as the ground come rapidly towards his face. Keitaro hits the ground with a force equal to a meteor.

'Still love her?' says Keitaro's evil side as he comes down softly.

Keitaro picks himself out of the crater that he created and snarls 'Yes!'

Keitaro and his evil side go to the shed to get the boards to fix the roof.

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Shinobu is working hard in the kitchen. She wanted Motoko's Birthday supper to be perfect.

(Such a weird idea Kitsune had last night to make Motoko forget today was her birthday. I think it worked, though.)

Shinobu's evil side smirks at Shinobu 'It must have been quite effective Motoko completely for got herself and end up in Keitaro's room.

Shinobu's eye water recalling her finding Motoko on her Senpai.

'Hey I have an idea, tonight Kitsune will have lots of sake out so All you have to do is pretend to have a a lot of it and you have instant excuse to sneak into Keitaro's room and sleep on top of him.' Smiles Shinobu's evil side.

Shinobu blushes a deep red "Ano . . . I couldn't do that."

'Come on, you got to try a little after all Keitaro is very dense. You going to have to something overt to let him know you are hot for him.' says Shinobu's evil side with a sultry smile.

"Ano . . . I don't know if I could do that. To violate Urashima-Senpai's privacy like just seems rude." mutters Shinobu.

'Come on you like it, and it will be all sweet and innocent he won't hold it against you. Just think how huge a hint that would be? Maybe Keitaro will get the point.' says Shinobu's evil side.

"Well . . . I think about it." says Shinobu tasting the Wonton soup(2).

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Mutsumi was walking up the stairs to Hinata sou with a several bags. Shinobu had asked her to get some Chocolate Frosting for Motoko's Birthday cake. The other bags had several bottles of Sake, scotch, Sparking Wine, and Mountain Dew: Code Red.

(Well this should be fun.) thinks Mutsumi

All of the sudden a 30 cm tall version of Mutsumi dressed in a leather mini skirt, black knee high, high heeled boots and a halter top that left little to the imagination of even the most perverted Fan Boy popped next to Mutsumi.

"Hello evil Mutsumi, how are you?" says a smiling Mutsumi.

'I am fine . . . you were expecting me?' says a rather uncertain Evil Mutsumi.

"Of course you always come and say naughty things to me before I see Kei-kun." Smiles Mutsumi.

'I see . . . well here is my plan to get Keitaro in your arms tonight so that we can feed the need. We need to get Keitaro a little drunk to lower his inhibitions after all he so uptight about anything romantic or affection it. Then we can cuddle up to him and suggest we retire to his room for the night. The rest should work out perfectly, Unless he is gay.'

"I am quite certain that Kei-kun is straight. I not sure about his sister though."

'Hey, don't get a head of mean that a whole other project. Hmmm, we'll need a strap on for that.'

Mutsumi continue to listen to her evil side as she open the door into Hinata Sou.

In the main hall a rather despondent Urashima Kanako dressed in a black pleated skirt and black button up blouse. She currently watching Iron Chef reruns.

"Hello, Kanako-chan, how are you today?"

"I have been better." says Kanako sourly (No one woke me for breakfast. I won't have had any if Onii-san hadn't made me some when I got up. Onii-san is the only person who is good to me.)

A 30 cm version of Kanako pops up next to Kanako dressed in a black PVC buster, black gardner belt, Black lace stocking, Black knee high fuck me boots, black PVC panties and a black riding crop in her right hand. 'Oh, baby! I got to get me some of that!' Drools Kanako's evil side looking at Mutsumi. 'We have to get in her skirt!'

Kanako flashes a evil sneer at her evil side.

"I sorry to hear that, is there anything I can do for you?" says a concerned Mutsumi.

'Yeah, come to my room, strip naked for me and let me run my tongue all over you body! I bet you taste great!' drools Kanako's evil side.

Kanako ignores her evil side and says "No, It is quite alright, Mutsumi. I will be fine."

"Well, ok then." says Mutsumi finds her way to the kitchen.

'Spoilsport!' snarls evil Kanako.

'Get bent! I want my Onii-san and that is it. That red headed bitch(3) hasn't won yet!' says Kenako to her evil side.

'Has it ever occurred to you that wanting you Onii-san is a little weird? Adopted or no you really should want to fuck your own brother. I know he the only Nice guy you have ever met but It not like it a good idea to chase your brother around to make him you husband. Hey, remember Mutsumi is always nice to you!'

"You just want to fuck her." growls Kanako.

'True, but there is truth in my statement, regardless.' says evil Kanako in a matter of fact voice.

Kanako ponders that for a moment (It is the worse when your evil side is right. Mutsumi is very nice to me.)

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Mutsumi walks into the kitchen and sees Shinobu working away at dinner.

"Afternoon Shinobu-chan how are you?" says Mutsumi.

"I am fine and you Mutsumi-Senpai?" replies Shinobu.

"I am fine, I have the chocolate frosting you asked for." Smiles Mutsumi.

"Thank you very much Mutsumi-Senpai." replies Shinobu with a deep bow.

'Hey, you want to know what it would be like to have chocolate frosting licked of your body by Keitaro don't you?'says Shinobu's evil side.

'You know, I wonder what it be like to have Keitaro lick chocolate frosting of our body.' says Mutsumi's evil side.

Mutsumi giggles and Shinobu blushes.

At exactly the same time both, Shinobu and Mutsumi ask "What are you thinking about?"

"Uh, . . . nothing." says Shinobu as her dark side laughs at her.

"Well I was just remember a joke, Kei-kun told me last time." says Mutsumi.

"Really, Urashima-Senpai really does have some funny stories." says Shinobu.

"Hai, he does." says Mutsumi "Is the cake almost done?"

"Hai, I took it out already. It over there under that tea towel. See if it cool enough for the frosting."

"Ok." says Mutsumi.

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Motoko stood on the roof of the inn doing her kata.

'Hey you ever though about doing the nude?' asks Motoko's evil side.

"No, well . . . Ok, I have but what you point?" says Motoko.

'I bet you Keitaro would love to watch that!' says Motoko's evil side with smirk.

Motoko shivers at the though of Keitaro watching her while she practices in the nude.

'Maybe, Kanako-chan would like to see you nude too.'

"Stop that! Not even you should dare suggest such a foul thing. I would sooner dance in a foul strip club than have that evil girl see me nude." shouts Motoko.

'Come on you can't tell me you never wonder what it would be like to make out with one of the other girls around here.' says Motoko's evil side.

Motoko bit back, she knew that her evil side had her there, she had wondered before, but what she knew it wasn't unusual. Still she rather, not admit anything to her evil side. The wind blew harder and Motoko could feel her body react to the cold.

'That is a brisk wind isn't it.' winter is coming.' says Motoko's dark side

Motoko nods and head down the stairs to the warmth of the Inn. When she is almost at her room her Evil side says 'Hey, look who here, it is your lover!'

Motoko looks up with a slight blush as Keitaro come into view.

Keitaro come towards Motoko with a basket of laundry filled with Motoko's clothes. "Uh, Motoko, Naru told me to bring you, your clothes. I have done nothing else but brought them to you." says Keitaro nervously. Shit! I was hoping to just leave them inside her door.

"Thank you, Urashima." says Motoko.

'Hey, it is cold outside I can see Motoko's nipples poking through her Gi.' says Keitaro's evil side.

Keitaro despite himself finds that his vision shifts towards Motoko's chest and indeed he can see her nipples outlined in the material.

'Motoko, he checking you out!' says her Dark Side.

"Urashima!" says Motoko winding up a punch. "Hentai!"

Motoko punches Keitaro sending him flying down the hall slamming into but not through the end wall. Motoko quickly begins to gather her clothes 'Hey that wasn't nice, Motoko you have a nice body quit taking offence when Keitaro looks at it.'

"It was very nice, I didn't send him out into the cold did I?" replies Motoko.

'I guess, seriously how are you ever going to find a man if you keep hitting them for checking you out?'

"When I find one worthy I will not hit him." says Motoko.

'I get it, you hitting Keitaro to get him to fall in love with you! I t so simple Naru hits him all the time and he in love with her. So you figure if you keep hitting him he fall for you!'

"Certainly not! I have no interest in Urashima." growls Motoko at her dark side. I have to admit there might be some logic to that theory though. Naru does hit him a lot even with them sort of being a couple, she still hits him. A normal man would have nothing to do with Naru. Still, they love is blind, perhaps in this case it is immune to pain. thinks Motoko as she takes her clothes into her room.

Notes

(2) For anyone wonder yes I know Wonton Soup is Chinese, but it is so yummy! My personal Favourite kind of soup.

(3)red-headed bitch means Naru, her hair isn't really red but in fanfiction it seems that the colour became associated with her for some reason. Likely because her hair is and off shade from normal anime characters.

Japanese terms

Senpai roughly means senior as student very common in Japan. In Ranma ½ it used often with Takiwaki Kuno which is why in the dub he called Upper class man Kuno. Shinobu often uses it with Keitaro, while it is true it also is seen as being a hint that Shinobu is fond of Keitaro since Keitaro often calls Naru by her last name with a similar romantic intent.

-chan, honorific means small or little often used between parents and children, sometime between friends can be use between lovers too. Most often used for girls.

-kun, Sort of a male version of Chan but more masculine often used between friends and older people to boys that they know. Kei-kun is a favourite of Mutsumi for Keitaro.

San is Mister or Miss, a polite way to address an inferior or an equal. Note that both this and sama are used with a family name which in Japan come first

Onii-san means big brother

Hai Yes

Gi a martial art top sort of a tunic length kimono or Yukata

Yukata a robe worn in the mostly summer time. Often made of cotton and considered less formal than Kimono. What westerns call Kimono is much more often like a Yukata than a true Kimono.