*~*Chapter two: The Diary of Elizabeth Swann*~*
It was foggy and nothing could be seen in front or around the ship. A young boy was seen in the water and brought aboard. A girl walked over to him and took a medallion from his neck and realized that it was a pirate medallion. She hid the medallion for years, knowing that pirates were always killed in the Caribbean.
Day One: Last night I dreamt about the first time I had met Will Turner. What a strange meeting it was. After I had woken up though, I had put the medallion on. I then had to hurriedly get on a bathrobe since Father was knocking at my door. He had bought me a beautiful dress to wear to the *soon to be* Commodore's.what's the word.induction? No.Rise to power? No.can't think of the word.Anyways, the dress came complete with a corset.
Bloody corset.
Day Two: The Commodore proposed to me yesterday. As he was doing so, my corset caused me to faint, and I fell off the cliff into the water. A pirate saved me, and was about to be taken captive until he threatened me. I had to put all of his.what was the word he used.'effects' back on him (yes, including his hat), and he then ran away. He was captured after Master Brown, the blacksmith, hit him over the head with a bottle of booze. I guess Will was there too, and he was the one that probably fought the stupid pirate. When it got dark out, some pirates came and took me to see a 'Captain Barbosa' after I asked for the right to parley with him. I am now aboard the Black Pearl, and am being called to have dinner with the captain.
Bloody corset.
Day Three: I had told Barbosa that my name was Elizabeth Turner yesterday. That might've been a bad move, since he then got even more creepier and said "Ahhh.Miss Turner." I don't know what he was getting at, but then he kept asking about that bloody medallion. After a while of being by myself, a gown was taken to me, and I was basically forced to go and have dinner with him. I stabbed him with my knife, but he didn't die. So I ran out onto the deck, and saw the deck full of moving skeletons. That was not a pretty sight. It was even more awful when I found out that the whole ship's crew was made of skeletons. I guess they look almost normal when in shadow, but under the full moon, they look creepy. Not saying they don't normally, since they are very dirty and have greasy hair.
Bloody corset.
Day Four: Taken to a strange island/cave thing today. Barbosa slit my palm with a really dirty knife and pressed Will's medallion into my hand. After he realized that he and his men were still cursed, he asked me if my father was Will Turner. Of course I said no, so he slapped me really hard. I ended up rolling down a little slope until I was next to water. Barbosa also threw down the medallion when he slapped me. Will came and saved me, and I grabbed the medallion. He took me aboard one of the ships that's a part of my father's fleet. I found out that Will had had Jack Sparrow, that awful pirate, help him to rescue me. Sparrow was left behind though (yes!). I also gave Will his medallion back today. He realized that he was the one Barbosa needed. He then slapped his hand down on the table, making me realize even more that he truly does need anger management.
Bloody corset.
Day Five: Our ship and the Black Pearl got into a fight today. Will got stuck below deck as the rest of the crew was taken aboard the Pearl. Watched the ship sink while a ghastly pirate told us to not even think the word 'par-lay'. Will somehow showed up, and told Barbosa that he was the son of Bootstrap Bill Turner. What a name, huh? Will asked for Barbosa to free me, and he did. Onto a deserted island with who? Jack Sparrow, that's who.
Bloody corset.
Day Six: I am currently on some strange island with Jack. He found this hidden rum cache and told me that the last time he was there, he just waited for the rumrunners to come. That's how he was saved. So, he drank rum all day, and I decided to join him since there wasn't anything else to do.probably wasn't such a good idea. Well, that was last night. This morning, I burned all the rum barrels, with Jack complaining "But what about the rum?!?" . He didn't realize that because of the rum being burnt, there would be a huge signal.
Bloody pirate.
Bloody corset.
Day Seven: Was saved yesterday by the Commodore and Father. Jack was put into shackles, since that's where the vulgar man belongs, and I told the Commodore that I would marry him. And as a wedding present to me, I wanted him to have Will saved. Jack proceeded to say how he loves weddings, but I don't think anyone would marry him.He's too dirty.
Bloody corset.
Day Eight: Last night I went to save Will. The Black Pearl's crew also attacked the ship I was on, but I had left right before that happened. I went onto the Pearl and rescued the crew Will had. He wasn't there, so he must've been in the island cave. I tried to get the crew to come and help me rescue him, but they didn't want to.bloody pirates.
Bloody corset.
Day Ten: So I got there when Will was fighting a pirate. I heard him emphasize each blow to the git with "My *whack* hair *whack* is *whack* not *whack* greasy *whack*!" So I decided to help out and hit the guy too. I told him he didn't know pain until he had to wear a corset. I then noticed Jack had become a creepy pirate too. Bloody pirate, never know what side he's on. So, Barbosa was killed, Will was saved, Jack is now the king of skuzzy pirates (or so he claims).
Bloody corset.
Day Twelve: Yesterday I spent the day with Father as he made plans for my marriage with the Commodore.But I sooo don't want to marry him!
Bloody corset.
Day Thirteen: Today, I went with Father, the Commodore, and many of the townspeople to see Jack Sparrow get hung. Will showed up in a cool outfit with a great hat. He told me that he always loved me, and I realized that he was going to save Jack. I pretended to faint so my Father and the Commodore wouldn't realize what Will was doing. Will did save Jack, but my father's men eventually surrounded them. Will and I wouldn't let them kill Jack, and the bloody pirate just walked backwards right over the cliff. Right in mid-sentence.. Right in mid-slurred-sentence anyways. The Commodore also gave Will permission to marry me. I think that Will was a bit depressed though, because he didn't think Jack meant it when he said "Nice hat" to Will.o well.
Bloody corset.
It was foggy and nothing could be seen in front or around the ship. A young boy was seen in the water and brought aboard. A girl walked over to him and took a medallion from his neck and realized that it was a pirate medallion. She hid the medallion for years, knowing that pirates were always killed in the Caribbean.
Day One: Last night I dreamt about the first time I had met Will Turner. What a strange meeting it was. After I had woken up though, I had put the medallion on. I then had to hurriedly get on a bathrobe since Father was knocking at my door. He had bought me a beautiful dress to wear to the *soon to be* Commodore's.what's the word.induction? No.Rise to power? No.can't think of the word.Anyways, the dress came complete with a corset.
Bloody corset.
Day Two: The Commodore proposed to me yesterday. As he was doing so, my corset caused me to faint, and I fell off the cliff into the water. A pirate saved me, and was about to be taken captive until he threatened me. I had to put all of his.what was the word he used.'effects' back on him (yes, including his hat), and he then ran away. He was captured after Master Brown, the blacksmith, hit him over the head with a bottle of booze. I guess Will was there too, and he was the one that probably fought the stupid pirate. When it got dark out, some pirates came and took me to see a 'Captain Barbosa' after I asked for the right to parley with him. I am now aboard the Black Pearl, and am being called to have dinner with the captain.
Bloody corset.
Day Three: I had told Barbosa that my name was Elizabeth Turner yesterday. That might've been a bad move, since he then got even more creepier and said "Ahhh.Miss Turner." I don't know what he was getting at, but then he kept asking about that bloody medallion. After a while of being by myself, a gown was taken to me, and I was basically forced to go and have dinner with him. I stabbed him with my knife, but he didn't die. So I ran out onto the deck, and saw the deck full of moving skeletons. That was not a pretty sight. It was even more awful when I found out that the whole ship's crew was made of skeletons. I guess they look almost normal when in shadow, but under the full moon, they look creepy. Not saying they don't normally, since they are very dirty and have greasy hair.
Bloody corset.
Day Four: Taken to a strange island/cave thing today. Barbosa slit my palm with a really dirty knife and pressed Will's medallion into my hand. After he realized that he and his men were still cursed, he asked me if my father was Will Turner. Of course I said no, so he slapped me really hard. I ended up rolling down a little slope until I was next to water. Barbosa also threw down the medallion when he slapped me. Will came and saved me, and I grabbed the medallion. He took me aboard one of the ships that's a part of my father's fleet. I found out that Will had had Jack Sparrow, that awful pirate, help him to rescue me. Sparrow was left behind though (yes!). I also gave Will his medallion back today. He realized that he was the one Barbosa needed. He then slapped his hand down on the table, making me realize even more that he truly does need anger management.
Bloody corset.
Day Five: Our ship and the Black Pearl got into a fight today. Will got stuck below deck as the rest of the crew was taken aboard the Pearl. Watched the ship sink while a ghastly pirate told us to not even think the word 'par-lay'. Will somehow showed up, and told Barbosa that he was the son of Bootstrap Bill Turner. What a name, huh? Will asked for Barbosa to free me, and he did. Onto a deserted island with who? Jack Sparrow, that's who.
Bloody corset.
Day Six: I am currently on some strange island with Jack. He found this hidden rum cache and told me that the last time he was there, he just waited for the rumrunners to come. That's how he was saved. So, he drank rum all day, and I decided to join him since there wasn't anything else to do.probably wasn't such a good idea. Well, that was last night. This morning, I burned all the rum barrels, with Jack complaining "But what about the rum?!?" . He didn't realize that because of the rum being burnt, there would be a huge signal.
Bloody pirate.
Bloody corset.
Day Seven: Was saved yesterday by the Commodore and Father. Jack was put into shackles, since that's where the vulgar man belongs, and I told the Commodore that I would marry him. And as a wedding present to me, I wanted him to have Will saved. Jack proceeded to say how he loves weddings, but I don't think anyone would marry him.He's too dirty.
Bloody corset.
Day Eight: Last night I went to save Will. The Black Pearl's crew also attacked the ship I was on, but I had left right before that happened. I went onto the Pearl and rescued the crew Will had. He wasn't there, so he must've been in the island cave. I tried to get the crew to come and help me rescue him, but they didn't want to.bloody pirates.
Bloody corset.
Day Ten: So I got there when Will was fighting a pirate. I heard him emphasize each blow to the git with "My *whack* hair *whack* is *whack* not *whack* greasy *whack*!" So I decided to help out and hit the guy too. I told him he didn't know pain until he had to wear a corset. I then noticed Jack had become a creepy pirate too. Bloody pirate, never know what side he's on. So, Barbosa was killed, Will was saved, Jack is now the king of skuzzy pirates (or so he claims).
Bloody corset.
Day Twelve: Yesterday I spent the day with Father as he made plans for my marriage with the Commodore.But I sooo don't want to marry him!
Bloody corset.
Day Thirteen: Today, I went with Father, the Commodore, and many of the townspeople to see Jack Sparrow get hung. Will showed up in a cool outfit with a great hat. He told me that he always loved me, and I realized that he was going to save Jack. I pretended to faint so my Father and the Commodore wouldn't realize what Will was doing. Will did save Jack, but my father's men eventually surrounded them. Will and I wouldn't let them kill Jack, and the bloody pirate just walked backwards right over the cliff. Right in mid-sentence.. Right in mid-slurred-sentence anyways. The Commodore also gave Will permission to marry me. I think that Will was a bit depressed though, because he didn't think Jack meant it when he said "Nice hat" to Will.o well.
Bloody corset.