*~*Chapter three: The Diary of Jack Sparrow*~*
Day One: Found land today. My ship was almost sunk, so I stood on the mast as I came to the dock. Couldn't believe all the funny looks I got from the people around me. Got some men talking about the Black Pearl (my ruddy ship) so I could go and take a look at the Interceptor. Think I made them mad when I called it a boat.o well.
centerSavvy?/center Day Two: Yesterday was quite a day. I saved this girl after she had fallen off a cliff into the water. The two blighters that I was with didn't know how to swim, so I went and saved her. I took off that corset of hers so she could breathe. When I did, I thought I heard her mumble "bloody corset", but I'm not too sure. Her father came down with that Commodore Noringsomething, and they wanted to put me in jail since I'm a pirate (what gave that away? The branded 'P' on my arm? Maybe the way I dress?) Anyways, the girl's name was Elizabeth, and when I asked her to put my effects back on, she didn't treat my hat too well.maybe she had too much rum, mate? So, some soldiers tried to catch me, but I gat...goat...got away by going into the blacksmith's shop. There I fought a stuypid lad who looked a bit familiar. I blacked out for some reason, then found myself in prison.hmm.must've had too much rum mate.
centerSavvy?/center
Day Three: What a night that was. The Black Pearl came to Port Royal, and started firing on the town. Of course, I recognized those canons. They only could've belonged to Imy/I Pearl. I don't seem to have the best of luck though.the prisoners in the cell next to me were able to be free, but no! Not poor Captain Sparrow! He had to wait until the lad he fought earlier sprang him from prison. *sighs* Well, at least I found out what his name is. He just happens to be the person I need to get me bloody ship back. Heh.things could work out for the better, mate.
centerWill write more later, coming up on
Tortuga/center Later: Okay, so to get on with it, the boy's name is Will Turner. I got him to join me in going to Tortuga to get a crew. Sure, they might be a little.what some people call.mad.but they're hardworking (okay, so only a few are. Where else would I find anyone to go after the Pearl though? I had enough trouble trying to get Will in on it with me, I had to keep telling him that his hair was inot /i greasy or dirty). So, Will went ashore with me, and I ran into two girls I knew. I prefer not to say how our reunion went though.heh. Let's just say that they weren't exactly happy with me, savvy? So, I talked one of my old friends into getting together a crew (Will complained about the guy being really smelly, dirty, and having greasy hair). We went into a bar to get some drinks, and Will accompanied us. I didn't want him out of my sight because.well, jeez. Just look at the place, for God's sake.
centerSavvy?/center Day Four: Caught up with Barbossa and imy/i ship today *glares*. Will and I rowed into the cave in Isla de Muerta. When Will saw Barbossa cut Lizzie's hand with quite a dirty knife, he whispered something about it being "very unsanitary" and he went to get up to tell Barbossa that. I had to pull him down, but he knocked loose some coins. Stupid. Well, the bloody monkey heard it. Barbossa found out poor little Lizzie wasn't who he was looking for, and the monkey showed him that we were there. Will rescued his little girlfriend (o! that's right, he doesn't have her iyet/i.I'll see to that.) Will left me behind to deal with Barbossa and his lot. I felt unloved and unwanted.*sigh* anyways, I told Barbossa I had who he was looking for. Then the bloody pirate locked me in a cell below deck. The Interceptor kept blowing holes in my bloody ship, and when I told them to stop, they didn't listen to me. *sighs and shakes head* my cell door was blown open, and I was able to escape, thank God, because there was an awful leak below deck. I borrowed a rope from one of the skuzzy Barbossa-cursed-pirates (Will calls them the 'Skuzzy Pirates'), and swung aboard the Interceptor. Long story short, Will got stuck below deck, and all the crew got captured. Will was still alive, and Lizzie and I got left on an island.
centerSavvy?/center Day Five: Well. What a night that was. First off, the island was just fine. Sure, there wasn't much food, but there was shade from palm trees. And rum. Lots of rum. But no, what did Lizzie have to do? She burnt the rum! And the trees.but that's beside the point. She BURNED THE RUM!! What is there to life, if .:.there.:.is.:.no.:.iBLOODYi.:.ibRUM?!?/i/b Trust me on this mate; there will be absoloootulye.absewty..absalami.absolutely no living with her now! Oh! The Dauntless *saved* us from the island (where there is no rum now *sob*).
Savvy? Day Six: Elizabeth agreed to marry the Commodore Norringsomething if he saved Will from the skuzzy pirates. *sighs* now I'm even starting to use his strange vocabulary. Well, anyways, the Commodore wasn't too happy with me when I said that I loved weddings.heh.he told me I should contemplate the meaning of 'Mary had a little lamb' or some rubbish like that. I just gave the man a blank look, and said, "I think I've had too much rum, savvy?" and left it at that. I talked the Commodore into letting me go and talk with Barbossa. I also laid out an attack plan that he could do, but he said something about being ambushed. Why couldn't he understand that if Ihe/I was doing the ambushing, and being the ambusher, than how could he be ambushed by another person wanting to ambush him? *sighs* Commodores. anyways, so I got to the cave just in time. Barbossa was just about to cut Will's throat, when I made my presence known. I told him he should wait 'til the opportune moment arose to kill the blasted whelp. I also grabbed a coin so that I could turn into a skuzzy pirate. Of course Barbossa didn't notice (he's like that. All he cares about are those bloody apples of his, for rum's sake!), and I got away with it. Told him 'bout the Dauntless bein' out in the water, and long story short, got him to believe that I was on his side. His skuzzy-pirate-minions went to attack the ship. will write more later.too much rum mate.
Savvy? Day Eight: Writing this while imprisoned in Port Royal *sighs* I will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow was put into prison *sobbing uncontrollably* another thing to always remember, mates: fire is hot. Don't ask. You Ireally/I don't want to know.heh. To get on with it. While the skuzzy pirates were attacking the Dauntless, I fought Barbossa. I left Will to dispose of the few pirates that were there as guards. Lizzy showed up and helped Will get rid of some skuzzies. She complained about her corset again.does it Iever end?!?/I. Will also beat a skuzzy pirate to a bloody pulp. Think the poor fellow told Will he had greasy hair.Someone should send out a warning to never tell Will that.Or maybe we'll have some fun, and we won't warn anyone *evil grin* Well, anyways, Barbossa was killed (yay!) by whom? *cups hand to ear* Who was that again? Oh! That's right! It was bme!/b Will and I ended the curse, Lizzie complained about her corset, and I got put in prison. The prison guards took my pretty crown, and told me that I wasn't the King of Skuzzy Pirates.*sighs, and starts sobbing again* how unfair, eh mates? Think I'll talk that ugly, putrid little dog into getting me some rum somehow.I could use some 'bout now.
Savvy? Day Nine: Nothing new. Still not King of Skuzzy Pirates.still no rum.
Savvy? Day Ten: Dieing from lack of rum.*sobs uncontrollably*
Savvy? Day Eleven: Well, someone broughted me shome rum today! Me shthinks it might've been dear William. Should thank him for it shometime.
Savv*hic*y? Day Twelve: Still not the King of Skuzzy Pirates.rum is now gone.Not Lizzie's fault this time.I kinda finished all 10 gallons of the stuff in 1 ½ hours.might've been a bad idea.not feeling too.
Savvy? Day Thirteen: Today I was hung. How could I still be writing if I was hung, you ask? Simple. Will saved me, and had bought a hat earlier in the day. Really. The hat made all the difference. We got surrounded by the Commodore's men, Will stood up for me, Lizzie stood up for him, and we all got along great. 'Cept Lizzie slapped me and told me to call her Ms. Swann, or Elizabeth. "Enough with the bloody Lizzie crap. And this bloody corset! My God!" I wanted to slap her for constantly complaining bout that corset of hers. She has no bloody idea how annoying that can get. *sighs* Well, got my Pearl back, and am now the King of the Pearl's Skuzzy Crew! iNow bring me that horizon.savvy?/i
Day One: Found land today. My ship was almost sunk, so I stood on the mast as I came to the dock. Couldn't believe all the funny looks I got from the people around me. Got some men talking about the Black Pearl (my ruddy ship) so I could go and take a look at the Interceptor. Think I made them mad when I called it a boat.o well.
centerSavvy?/center Day Two: Yesterday was quite a day. I saved this girl after she had fallen off a cliff into the water. The two blighters that I was with didn't know how to swim, so I went and saved her. I took off that corset of hers so she could breathe. When I did, I thought I heard her mumble "bloody corset", but I'm not too sure. Her father came down with that Commodore Noringsomething, and they wanted to put me in jail since I'm a pirate (what gave that away? The branded 'P' on my arm? Maybe the way I dress?) Anyways, the girl's name was Elizabeth, and when I asked her to put my effects back on, she didn't treat my hat too well.maybe she had too much rum, mate? So, some soldiers tried to catch me, but I gat...goat...got away by going into the blacksmith's shop. There I fought a stuypid lad who looked a bit familiar. I blacked out for some reason, then found myself in prison.hmm.must've had too much rum mate.
centerSavvy?/center
Day Three: What a night that was. The Black Pearl came to Port Royal, and started firing on the town. Of course, I recognized those canons. They only could've belonged to Imy/I Pearl. I don't seem to have the best of luck though.the prisoners in the cell next to me were able to be free, but no! Not poor Captain Sparrow! He had to wait until the lad he fought earlier sprang him from prison. *sighs* Well, at least I found out what his name is. He just happens to be the person I need to get me bloody ship back. Heh.things could work out for the better, mate.
centerWill write more later, coming up on
Tortuga/center Later: Okay, so to get on with it, the boy's name is Will Turner. I got him to join me in going to Tortuga to get a crew. Sure, they might be a little.what some people call.mad.but they're hardworking (okay, so only a few are. Where else would I find anyone to go after the Pearl though? I had enough trouble trying to get Will in on it with me, I had to keep telling him that his hair was inot /i greasy or dirty). So, Will went ashore with me, and I ran into two girls I knew. I prefer not to say how our reunion went though.heh. Let's just say that they weren't exactly happy with me, savvy? So, I talked one of my old friends into getting together a crew (Will complained about the guy being really smelly, dirty, and having greasy hair). We went into a bar to get some drinks, and Will accompanied us. I didn't want him out of my sight because.well, jeez. Just look at the place, for God's sake.
centerSavvy?/center Day Four: Caught up with Barbossa and imy/i ship today *glares*. Will and I rowed into the cave in Isla de Muerta. When Will saw Barbossa cut Lizzie's hand with quite a dirty knife, he whispered something about it being "very unsanitary" and he went to get up to tell Barbossa that. I had to pull him down, but he knocked loose some coins. Stupid. Well, the bloody monkey heard it. Barbossa found out poor little Lizzie wasn't who he was looking for, and the monkey showed him that we were there. Will rescued his little girlfriend (o! that's right, he doesn't have her iyet/i.I'll see to that.) Will left me behind to deal with Barbossa and his lot. I felt unloved and unwanted.*sigh* anyways, I told Barbossa I had who he was looking for. Then the bloody pirate locked me in a cell below deck. The Interceptor kept blowing holes in my bloody ship, and when I told them to stop, they didn't listen to me. *sighs and shakes head* my cell door was blown open, and I was able to escape, thank God, because there was an awful leak below deck. I borrowed a rope from one of the skuzzy Barbossa-cursed-pirates (Will calls them the 'Skuzzy Pirates'), and swung aboard the Interceptor. Long story short, Will got stuck below deck, and all the crew got captured. Will was still alive, and Lizzie and I got left on an island.
centerSavvy?/center Day Five: Well. What a night that was. First off, the island was just fine. Sure, there wasn't much food, but there was shade from palm trees. And rum. Lots of rum. But no, what did Lizzie have to do? She burnt the rum! And the trees.but that's beside the point. She BURNED THE RUM!! What is there to life, if .:.there.:.is.:.no.:.iBLOODYi.:.ibRUM?!?/i/b Trust me on this mate; there will be absoloootulye.absewty..absalami.absolutely no living with her now! Oh! The Dauntless *saved* us from the island (where there is no rum now *sob*).
Savvy? Day Six: Elizabeth agreed to marry the Commodore Norringsomething if he saved Will from the skuzzy pirates. *sighs* now I'm even starting to use his strange vocabulary. Well, anyways, the Commodore wasn't too happy with me when I said that I loved weddings.heh.he told me I should contemplate the meaning of 'Mary had a little lamb' or some rubbish like that. I just gave the man a blank look, and said, "I think I've had too much rum, savvy?" and left it at that. I talked the Commodore into letting me go and talk with Barbossa. I also laid out an attack plan that he could do, but he said something about being ambushed. Why couldn't he understand that if Ihe/I was doing the ambushing, and being the ambusher, than how could he be ambushed by another person wanting to ambush him? *sighs* Commodores. anyways, so I got to the cave just in time. Barbossa was just about to cut Will's throat, when I made my presence known. I told him he should wait 'til the opportune moment arose to kill the blasted whelp. I also grabbed a coin so that I could turn into a skuzzy pirate. Of course Barbossa didn't notice (he's like that. All he cares about are those bloody apples of his, for rum's sake!), and I got away with it. Told him 'bout the Dauntless bein' out in the water, and long story short, got him to believe that I was on his side. His skuzzy-pirate-minions went to attack the ship. will write more later.too much rum mate.
Savvy? Day Eight: Writing this while imprisoned in Port Royal *sighs* I will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow was put into prison *sobbing uncontrollably* another thing to always remember, mates: fire is hot. Don't ask. You Ireally/I don't want to know.heh. To get on with it. While the skuzzy pirates were attacking the Dauntless, I fought Barbossa. I left Will to dispose of the few pirates that were there as guards. Lizzy showed up and helped Will get rid of some skuzzies. She complained about her corset again.does it Iever end?!?/I. Will also beat a skuzzy pirate to a bloody pulp. Think the poor fellow told Will he had greasy hair.Someone should send out a warning to never tell Will that.Or maybe we'll have some fun, and we won't warn anyone *evil grin* Well, anyways, Barbossa was killed (yay!) by whom? *cups hand to ear* Who was that again? Oh! That's right! It was bme!/b Will and I ended the curse, Lizzie complained about her corset, and I got put in prison. The prison guards took my pretty crown, and told me that I wasn't the King of Skuzzy Pirates.*sighs, and starts sobbing again* how unfair, eh mates? Think I'll talk that ugly, putrid little dog into getting me some rum somehow.I could use some 'bout now.
Savvy? Day Nine: Nothing new. Still not King of Skuzzy Pirates.still no rum.
Savvy? Day Ten: Dieing from lack of rum.*sobs uncontrollably*
Savvy? Day Eleven: Well, someone broughted me shome rum today! Me shthinks it might've been dear William. Should thank him for it shometime.
Savv*hic*y? Day Twelve: Still not the King of Skuzzy Pirates.rum is now gone.Not Lizzie's fault this time.I kinda finished all 10 gallons of the stuff in 1 ½ hours.might've been a bad idea.not feeling too.
Savvy? Day Thirteen: Today I was hung. How could I still be writing if I was hung, you ask? Simple. Will saved me, and had bought a hat earlier in the day. Really. The hat made all the difference. We got surrounded by the Commodore's men, Will stood up for me, Lizzie stood up for him, and we all got along great. 'Cept Lizzie slapped me and told me to call her Ms. Swann, or Elizabeth. "Enough with the bloody Lizzie crap. And this bloody corset! My God!" I wanted to slap her for constantly complaining bout that corset of hers. She has no bloody idea how annoying that can get. *sighs* Well, got my Pearl back, and am now the King of the Pearl's Skuzzy Crew! iNow bring me that horizon.savvy?/i