Guilt
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, Warner Brother's do
Scene: Chandler & Monica's. Everyone's except Monica is there
Chandler: And then she just left!
Rachel: Well sweetie at least she came and talked, it's a big step up
Chandler: But she left
Ross: Dude listen to me now I know a thing or two about salvaging marriages
Chandler: Oh so you have three divorces and you say you know how to salvage a marriage!
Ross: Look Chandler all I'm saying is that you go talk to Kathy and figure stuff out like she said
Joey: And for the love of God don't kiss her!
Phoebe: I know he's Chandler but he's not that stupid
Chandler: Thanks Pheeb's! (The phone rings) hello (pause) yes this is Chandler Bing (pause) what, oh my God! Are you sure its her? (Pause) O.K um well where is she? (Pause) all right I'll be right there
Rachel: What happened?
Chandler: (in shock) Its Monica she was (almost crying) she was knocked down
All: Oh my God!
Ross: Is she O.K?
Chandler: She's in the hospital that's all I know
Phoebe: Well let's get going (they all leave except Chandler, Joey comes back in)
Joey: Chandler come on we have to go!
Chandler: I can't I mean she won't need me she practically hates me
Joey: Chandler no matter what happens she'll always love you but right now she needs you more than ever
Chandler: No when she needed me I was out kissing another woman!
Joey: Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself and understand that no matter what you did Monica's your number one priority right now!
Scene: hospital, Chandler & Joey enter
Phoebe: What took you so long?
Joey: We
Chandler: Whatever where's Monica!
Ross: She's in the E.R
Chandler: Well is she O.K?
Rachel: (crying) We don't know no one's told us anything
Ross: (sad) I better go ring my parents, if anything happens just get me
Rachel: I'll come with you (they leave)
Chandler: This isn't happening tell me this isn't happening
Phoebe: Yea it's happening
Joey: She'll be O.K
Phoebe: I'm calling my physic, by the way if everyone sends out positive energy Monica will be just fine (she leaves)
Joey: So are you O.K?
Chandler: That's like the hundredth you asked me that, I haven't changed in the space of a few minutes!
Joey: (sad) Sorry
Chandler: (guilty) Hey look I'm sorry too but I mean for I know Monica's could be dead and well (pause) well the last conversation I had with her was about me kissing another woman! (Ross & Rachel enter)
Ross: My parents are coming up
Rachel: Have you got any news?
Chandler: No nothing! (Rachel starts crying)
Scene: waiting room, everyone's there
Joey: It's been like two hours what's happening!
Chandler: This is my entire fault
Phoebe: Sweetie it's not your fault you have to stop blaming yourself
Ross: What are you talking about! If he had never went and kissed Kathy in the first place and wreaked his marriage this would never have happened!
Rachel: Ross calm down
Ross: No I will not my sister is lying in there half dead for all I know and all Chandler can do is feel sorry for himself!
Chandler: Oh please Ross she may be your sister but she's my wife, if she doesn't make it through this I think you'll be able to get on with your life but me, I won't!
Ross: I can't believe you would think that, Monica means so much to me she's my sister!
Chandler: Monica means everything to me Ross and I will have to go on knowing I caused this whole thing!
Joey: Would the two of you stop it you are both as bad as each other, you're too busy feeling sorry for yourselves that you forgot who will really suffer and that's Monica so just grow up! (A doctor enters)
Doctor: Hi I'm Doctor Joyce
Phoebe: Where's Monica? Is she O.K?
Doctor: I'm assuming you're all family
Chandler: Yea just tell us about Monica!
Doctor: Well Mrs. Bing has broken some ribs and her arm was almost shattered but our main concern is that when one of the ribs broke shards of bone punctured her left lung which we will we have to remove if she gets stronger
Ross: Is it not when she gets stronger
Joey: I cannot believe you're thinking about grammar at a time like this!
Doctor: No it's if she get's stronger, the next 48 hours are crucial and if she makes it through then she'll be fine
Chandler: (in shock) Can I see her?
Doctor: Of course but at the moment I can only allow two in at a time (he leaves)
Ross: Come on Rach lets see Monica
Rachel: What about Chandler?
Ross: He caused this whole thing he doesn't deserve to see her!
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
O.K fine it wasn't as great as I said it would be sorry to get your hopes up, I'll try better next week really, really! (If anyone's seen Shreck you'll get that joke)
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, Warner Brother's do
Scene: Chandler & Monica's. Everyone's except Monica is there
Chandler: And then she just left!
Rachel: Well sweetie at least she came and talked, it's a big step up
Chandler: But she left
Ross: Dude listen to me now I know a thing or two about salvaging marriages
Chandler: Oh so you have three divorces and you say you know how to salvage a marriage!
Ross: Look Chandler all I'm saying is that you go talk to Kathy and figure stuff out like she said
Joey: And for the love of God don't kiss her!
Phoebe: I know he's Chandler but he's not that stupid
Chandler: Thanks Pheeb's! (The phone rings) hello (pause) yes this is Chandler Bing (pause) what, oh my God! Are you sure its her? (Pause) O.K um well where is she? (Pause) all right I'll be right there
Rachel: What happened?
Chandler: (in shock) Its Monica she was (almost crying) she was knocked down
All: Oh my God!
Ross: Is she O.K?
Chandler: She's in the hospital that's all I know
Phoebe: Well let's get going (they all leave except Chandler, Joey comes back in)
Joey: Chandler come on we have to go!
Chandler: I can't I mean she won't need me she practically hates me
Joey: Chandler no matter what happens she'll always love you but right now she needs you more than ever
Chandler: No when she needed me I was out kissing another woman!
Joey: Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself and understand that no matter what you did Monica's your number one priority right now!
Scene: hospital, Chandler & Joey enter
Phoebe: What took you so long?
Joey: We
Chandler: Whatever where's Monica!
Ross: She's in the E.R
Chandler: Well is she O.K?
Rachel: (crying) We don't know no one's told us anything
Ross: (sad) I better go ring my parents, if anything happens just get me
Rachel: I'll come with you (they leave)
Chandler: This isn't happening tell me this isn't happening
Phoebe: Yea it's happening
Joey: She'll be O.K
Phoebe: I'm calling my physic, by the way if everyone sends out positive energy Monica will be just fine (she leaves)
Joey: So are you O.K?
Chandler: That's like the hundredth you asked me that, I haven't changed in the space of a few minutes!
Joey: (sad) Sorry
Chandler: (guilty) Hey look I'm sorry too but I mean for I know Monica's could be dead and well (pause) well the last conversation I had with her was about me kissing another woman! (Ross & Rachel enter)
Ross: My parents are coming up
Rachel: Have you got any news?
Chandler: No nothing! (Rachel starts crying)
Scene: waiting room, everyone's there
Joey: It's been like two hours what's happening!
Chandler: This is my entire fault
Phoebe: Sweetie it's not your fault you have to stop blaming yourself
Ross: What are you talking about! If he had never went and kissed Kathy in the first place and wreaked his marriage this would never have happened!
Rachel: Ross calm down
Ross: No I will not my sister is lying in there half dead for all I know and all Chandler can do is feel sorry for himself!
Chandler: Oh please Ross she may be your sister but she's my wife, if she doesn't make it through this I think you'll be able to get on with your life but me, I won't!
Ross: I can't believe you would think that, Monica means so much to me she's my sister!
Chandler: Monica means everything to me Ross and I will have to go on knowing I caused this whole thing!
Joey: Would the two of you stop it you are both as bad as each other, you're too busy feeling sorry for yourselves that you forgot who will really suffer and that's Monica so just grow up! (A doctor enters)
Doctor: Hi I'm Doctor Joyce
Phoebe: Where's Monica? Is she O.K?
Doctor: I'm assuming you're all family
Chandler: Yea just tell us about Monica!
Doctor: Well Mrs. Bing has broken some ribs and her arm was almost shattered but our main concern is that when one of the ribs broke shards of bone punctured her left lung which we will we have to remove if she gets stronger
Ross: Is it not when she gets stronger
Joey: I cannot believe you're thinking about grammar at a time like this!
Doctor: No it's if she get's stronger, the next 48 hours are crucial and if she makes it through then she'll be fine
Chandler: (in shock) Can I see her?
Doctor: Of course but at the moment I can only allow two in at a time (he leaves)
Ross: Come on Rach lets see Monica
Rachel: What about Chandler?
Ross: He caused this whole thing he doesn't deserve to see her!
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
O.K fine it wasn't as great as I said it would be sorry to get your hopes up, I'll try better next week really, really! (If anyone's seen Shreck you'll get that joke)