Figuring stuff
Scene: waiting room, Joey & Chandler are there & Ross enters
Chandler: How is she?
Ross: (pale) I've never seen her look so weak
Chandler: Did the doctor say anything new?
Ross: No! Hey Joey you can go in after my parents
Joey: No its O.K I can wait instead Chandler can go in
Ross: No way!
Chandler: Ross please don't do this to me
Joey: Come on dude have a heart
Ross: I have a heart! Chandler's the one who doesn't!
Chandler: How many times do I have to say I'm sorry, if you love Monica you'll let me see her (Judy & Jack enter, Judy's crying)
Judy: oh my poor baby!
Jack: Chandler son you can she her
Ross: no he can't!
Jack: Ross Monica needs him more than she needs us
Ross: Chandler caused this whole thing
Judy: what are you talking about?
Ross: he
Chandler: Ross don't, I think I should tell them , I kissed an ex- girlfriend of mine
Jack: how dare you!
Judy: but how did that cause the accident
Chandler: well a couple of days ago Mon moved out and well she was walking back to her hotel and (starts crying) and its my fault, its really my fault
Joey: Chandler don't say that
Ross: now you can see why he shouldn't see her
Jack: Ross I know you love Monica, we all do but whether you want to admit it or not she loves Chandler and she needs him
Judy: and Chandler's not at fault I'm not happy with him but I can see he's sorry, for once Ross I am not happy with you!
Ross: mom!
Judy: just look at him Ross he needs to see Monica and out of everyone here she needs support for him
Ross: But Chandler!
Joey: Dude she married him she obviously likes him a bit
Chandler: please Ross
Ross: All right fine (pause) but just be careful she's fragile
Joey: She's not a fossil Ross!
Scene: Monica's room, Rachel & Phoebe are there & Chandler enters
Rachel: Oh sweetie did Ross let you in?
Chandler: No I beat him to a pulp and came in, of course he let me in!
Phoebe: Well its good to see you haven't lost your sarcasm
Rachel: Let's leave them alone Pheeb's, she'll be O.K Chandler (they leave)
Chandler: (looks at Monica, she's on a life support machine) Oh my God Monica I thought for a while I'd never see you again (pause) don't worry about Ross O.K he's just looking out for you, in fact I kind of agree with him for not wanting me to see you (pause) look you probably can't hear me but I'm going to say this anyways, and if you make it through this then I'll tell you it every day, I love you more than Kathy, Janice and anybody in the world even Jasmine Bleeth and Joey! (Pause) and I am sorry for what I did, I have never regretted doing anything more than it (pause) look all I want to say is that I'll do whatever you want to make this marriage work and if it can't work (starts crying) then I'll be happy being your friend just wake up please and be O.K again (puts his head on her and starts crying)
Scene: waiting room, Chandler enters everyone's there
Ross: Chandler man I just want to say sorry, it's a hard time for everyone and I shouldn't have taken it out on you (hugs him)
Chandler: It's O.K I understand
Phoebe: So what are we going to do now?
Joey: Just wait I guess
Judy: well we're booked into a hotel so we'll stay there for the night
Chandler: Judy you can stay in my place
Jack: Judy I think we should stay in Monica's, to be close to her
Judy: all right thank you Chandler (they leave)
Rachel: I think I'm going home for a bit to change my clothes
Phoebe: I'll come to (they leave)
Ross: I'm going to get a coffee, anyone want anything?
Chandler: Yea I'd like for Monica to wake up
Ross: We're all out of that right now but it'll happen soon (he leaves)
Joey: So what are you going to do?
Chandler: Well since Ross likes me again I'll just stay in Mon's room
Joey: No I mean about Kathy?
Chandler: What's there to do?
Joey: Well before this Monica said to talk to her
Chandler: Yea but then this happened so I'm kind of busy
Joey: Dude I think you should talk to Kathy
Chandler: I can't leave Monica!
Joey: Look Monica said to you she'd come back if you talked to Kathy and figured stuff out so I think you should talk to Kathy and figure stuff out and then when she does wake up you'll be at her side ready to fix your marriage
Chandler: But Joey that would involve me leaving her, I can't do that not at a time like this
Joey: We'll call you if anything happens
Chandler: (thinks) All right I'll do it but you call me if anything happens, and I mean anything!
Scene: Kathy's apartment, Chandler knocks at the door
Kathy: Oh my God Chandler! I guess Joey told you where I live
Chandler: No he didn't know even though you went out so I looked up the phone book
Kathy: Oh so I guess you want to come in, now I don't have any wine but diet coke can be sexy if you let it be
Chandler: Hey I am not here to do that! I need to figure out what those kisses meant or if they even meant anything at all
Kathy: Well I mean you kind of used your tongue so I'm guessing they did
Chandler: Look Kathy I don't have time for your games, I just don't think they meant anything I mean when I look at you I feel nothing I just see Kathy my ex girlfriend
Kathy: Well you know what I see when I look at you, a guy who's trapped in a dead end marriage to an over controlling wife!
Chandler: Hey don't you dare insult Monica!
Kathy: Oh so you can go kissing other women but I can't say anything about your wife!
Chandler: My wife for your information is in hospital right now!
Kathy: Oh my God what happened?
Chandler: A car knocked her down
Kathy: Hold on you want to sleep with me when your wife is in hospital, you know you really are scum!
Chandler: No I came here to figure out why I kissed you, which by the way was a terrible kiss!
Kathy: I cannot believe you I hate you!
Chandler: (blurts out) I hate you! (Thinks) wait a minute I just said I hate you
Kathy: Yea so if you would leave
Chandler: Don't you get it, I hate you, those kisses meant nothing, I don't love you and I just think you're a scheming witch
Kathy: What!
Chandler: (jumps up and down) I hate you, you mean nothing to me! (His cell phone rings) hello
Joey: (on the phone) Dude come to the hospital right now
Chandler: (scared) Oh no what happened!
Joey: She's waking up dude, Monica's awake!
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
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Scene: waiting room, Joey & Chandler are there & Ross enters
Chandler: How is she?
Ross: (pale) I've never seen her look so weak
Chandler: Did the doctor say anything new?
Ross: No! Hey Joey you can go in after my parents
Joey: No its O.K I can wait instead Chandler can go in
Ross: No way!
Chandler: Ross please don't do this to me
Joey: Come on dude have a heart
Ross: I have a heart! Chandler's the one who doesn't!
Chandler: How many times do I have to say I'm sorry, if you love Monica you'll let me see her (Judy & Jack enter, Judy's crying)
Judy: oh my poor baby!
Jack: Chandler son you can she her
Ross: no he can't!
Jack: Ross Monica needs him more than she needs us
Ross: Chandler caused this whole thing
Judy: what are you talking about?
Ross: he
Chandler: Ross don't, I think I should tell them , I kissed an ex- girlfriend of mine
Jack: how dare you!
Judy: but how did that cause the accident
Chandler: well a couple of days ago Mon moved out and well she was walking back to her hotel and (starts crying) and its my fault, its really my fault
Joey: Chandler don't say that
Ross: now you can see why he shouldn't see her
Jack: Ross I know you love Monica, we all do but whether you want to admit it or not she loves Chandler and she needs him
Judy: and Chandler's not at fault I'm not happy with him but I can see he's sorry, for once Ross I am not happy with you!
Ross: mom!
Judy: just look at him Ross he needs to see Monica and out of everyone here she needs support for him
Ross: But Chandler!
Joey: Dude she married him she obviously likes him a bit
Chandler: please Ross
Ross: All right fine (pause) but just be careful she's fragile
Joey: She's not a fossil Ross!
Scene: Monica's room, Rachel & Phoebe are there & Chandler enters
Rachel: Oh sweetie did Ross let you in?
Chandler: No I beat him to a pulp and came in, of course he let me in!
Phoebe: Well its good to see you haven't lost your sarcasm
Rachel: Let's leave them alone Pheeb's, she'll be O.K Chandler (they leave)
Chandler: (looks at Monica, she's on a life support machine) Oh my God Monica I thought for a while I'd never see you again (pause) don't worry about Ross O.K he's just looking out for you, in fact I kind of agree with him for not wanting me to see you (pause) look you probably can't hear me but I'm going to say this anyways, and if you make it through this then I'll tell you it every day, I love you more than Kathy, Janice and anybody in the world even Jasmine Bleeth and Joey! (Pause) and I am sorry for what I did, I have never regretted doing anything more than it (pause) look all I want to say is that I'll do whatever you want to make this marriage work and if it can't work (starts crying) then I'll be happy being your friend just wake up please and be O.K again (puts his head on her and starts crying)
Scene: waiting room, Chandler enters everyone's there
Ross: Chandler man I just want to say sorry, it's a hard time for everyone and I shouldn't have taken it out on you (hugs him)
Chandler: It's O.K I understand
Phoebe: So what are we going to do now?
Joey: Just wait I guess
Judy: well we're booked into a hotel so we'll stay there for the night
Chandler: Judy you can stay in my place
Jack: Judy I think we should stay in Monica's, to be close to her
Judy: all right thank you Chandler (they leave)
Rachel: I think I'm going home for a bit to change my clothes
Phoebe: I'll come to (they leave)
Ross: I'm going to get a coffee, anyone want anything?
Chandler: Yea I'd like for Monica to wake up
Ross: We're all out of that right now but it'll happen soon (he leaves)
Joey: So what are you going to do?
Chandler: Well since Ross likes me again I'll just stay in Mon's room
Joey: No I mean about Kathy?
Chandler: What's there to do?
Joey: Well before this Monica said to talk to her
Chandler: Yea but then this happened so I'm kind of busy
Joey: Dude I think you should talk to Kathy
Chandler: I can't leave Monica!
Joey: Look Monica said to you she'd come back if you talked to Kathy and figured stuff out so I think you should talk to Kathy and figure stuff out and then when she does wake up you'll be at her side ready to fix your marriage
Chandler: But Joey that would involve me leaving her, I can't do that not at a time like this
Joey: We'll call you if anything happens
Chandler: (thinks) All right I'll do it but you call me if anything happens, and I mean anything!
Scene: Kathy's apartment, Chandler knocks at the door
Kathy: Oh my God Chandler! I guess Joey told you where I live
Chandler: No he didn't know even though you went out so I looked up the phone book
Kathy: Oh so I guess you want to come in, now I don't have any wine but diet coke can be sexy if you let it be
Chandler: Hey I am not here to do that! I need to figure out what those kisses meant or if they even meant anything at all
Kathy: Well I mean you kind of used your tongue so I'm guessing they did
Chandler: Look Kathy I don't have time for your games, I just don't think they meant anything I mean when I look at you I feel nothing I just see Kathy my ex girlfriend
Kathy: Well you know what I see when I look at you, a guy who's trapped in a dead end marriage to an over controlling wife!
Chandler: Hey don't you dare insult Monica!
Kathy: Oh so you can go kissing other women but I can't say anything about your wife!
Chandler: My wife for your information is in hospital right now!
Kathy: Oh my God what happened?
Chandler: A car knocked her down
Kathy: Hold on you want to sleep with me when your wife is in hospital, you know you really are scum!
Chandler: No I came here to figure out why I kissed you, which by the way was a terrible kiss!
Kathy: I cannot believe you I hate you!
Chandler: (blurts out) I hate you! (Thinks) wait a minute I just said I hate you
Kathy: Yea so if you would leave
Chandler: Don't you get it, I hate you, those kisses meant nothing, I don't love you and I just think you're a scheming witch
Kathy: What!
Chandler: (jumps up and down) I hate you, you mean nothing to me! (His cell phone rings) hello
Joey: (on the phone) Dude come to the hospital right now
Chandler: (scared) Oh no what happened!
Joey: She's waking up dude, Monica's awake!
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
The end is near people, just a couple more chapters (3 at the most) so enjoy it while it lasts by the way you guys who reviewed me so far are so nice thanks a lot. YOU RULE! (And hopefully this story does to) (