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Scene: Monica's room, Chandler enters
Chandler: so how are you feeling?
Monica: how long are you going to spend dancing around the bush!
Chandler: hey don't get angry you might kill yourself (pause) I'm not funny in these situations
Monica: Chandler please I just want to know, what's the story with you and Kathy?
Chandler: well I did like you asked, I talked to her and well I realised that I don't love her in fact I hate her and that you're the only woman for me (kisses her)
Monica: I thought you said you never kissed sick people
Chandler: you're not sick, you may be on a hell of a lot of drugs but you're not sick
Monica: so does this mean that Kathy's gone?
Chandler: Kathy was never really there but you were, through everything
Monica: but are you sure you won't want to go with Kathy because (cries) because she can give you something I can't
Chandler: what are you talking about?
Monica: (crying) a baby!
Chandler: (hugging her) no Mon honey listen I never told you this but remember when you said you could never have anyone's else child only mine well it's the same with me, I would never want another woman to carry my child accept you
Monica: (still crying) but I can't have a baby and Kathy can!
Chandler: then we'll do what we planned, we'll adopt
Monica: but aren't you annoyed that Kathy may have been you're last chance of having a child and you let her slip away?
Chandler: I have no regrets regarding her, I don't want her to carry my child I want you to and she's not my last chance we still have small odds that you'll get pregnant
Monica: (laughing) so we'll just have to do it more often then
Chandler: (sarcastic) oh I know its so annoying
Monica: Chandler look in my eyes and tell me truthfully you don't love Kathy
Chandler: Monica I don't love Kathy I love you
Monica: (crying) I love you (they kiss)
Scene: waiting room, everyone except Monica's there & Ross enters
Ross: she's just gone in
Joey: how long will this operation last?
Ross: couple of hours
Joey: so you think I'd have time to go home and record the Knick's game
Chandler: yea Joe it takes a while to take out a lung
Joey: really I thought it was just opening her up and taking it out
Rachel: it's a tiny bit more than that, come on I need to change (they leave)
Phoebe: guys please tell me I'm seeing things but is that Kathy?
Kathy: (running towards them) Chandler I needed to see you
Jack: who the hell do you think you are coming here at a time like this!
Chandler: Kathy go away!
Kathy: no please Chandler don't do this, what we had was good don't end it
Chandler: yea it's what we had, it's been over a long time
Kathy: but Chandler!
Judy: don't you think you caused enough damage!
Phoebe: Kathy leave now and don't come back to us again you home wreaker! (She leaves)
Ross: dude that was amazing
Phoebe: oh wow you think I'm a dude, it's a long time coming but whatever
Ross: no Chandler what you did, see I was happy you and Monica fixed stuff but I was afraid you'd hurt her again but now I fully believe that you don't love Kathy
Judy: and I was also impressed, I really trust you with Monica
Chandler: yea when I see her there's hate in my eyes but with Mon its only love
Jack: see when you talk like that I'm happy Monica has you to look after her
Phoebe: but am I still a dude?
Ross: of course you are Phoebe
Well there's only 1 chapter left so that's pretty much my story, a little out there I know but whatever, the reviews I got an been great so thanks a lot and I'm posting a new story up soon involving the whole gang not just Chandler and Monica so hopefully you'll read it, (
Scene: Monica's room, Chandler enters
Chandler: so how are you feeling?
Monica: how long are you going to spend dancing around the bush!
Chandler: hey don't get angry you might kill yourself (pause) I'm not funny in these situations
Monica: Chandler please I just want to know, what's the story with you and Kathy?
Chandler: well I did like you asked, I talked to her and well I realised that I don't love her in fact I hate her and that you're the only woman for me (kisses her)
Monica: I thought you said you never kissed sick people
Chandler: you're not sick, you may be on a hell of a lot of drugs but you're not sick
Monica: so does this mean that Kathy's gone?
Chandler: Kathy was never really there but you were, through everything
Monica: but are you sure you won't want to go with Kathy because (cries) because she can give you something I can't
Chandler: what are you talking about?
Monica: (crying) a baby!
Chandler: (hugging her) no Mon honey listen I never told you this but remember when you said you could never have anyone's else child only mine well it's the same with me, I would never want another woman to carry my child accept you
Monica: (still crying) but I can't have a baby and Kathy can!
Chandler: then we'll do what we planned, we'll adopt
Monica: but aren't you annoyed that Kathy may have been you're last chance of having a child and you let her slip away?
Chandler: I have no regrets regarding her, I don't want her to carry my child I want you to and she's not my last chance we still have small odds that you'll get pregnant
Monica: (laughing) so we'll just have to do it more often then
Chandler: (sarcastic) oh I know its so annoying
Monica: Chandler look in my eyes and tell me truthfully you don't love Kathy
Chandler: Monica I don't love Kathy I love you
Monica: (crying) I love you (they kiss)
Scene: waiting room, everyone except Monica's there & Ross enters
Ross: she's just gone in
Joey: how long will this operation last?
Ross: couple of hours
Joey: so you think I'd have time to go home and record the Knick's game
Chandler: yea Joe it takes a while to take out a lung
Joey: really I thought it was just opening her up and taking it out
Rachel: it's a tiny bit more than that, come on I need to change (they leave)
Phoebe: guys please tell me I'm seeing things but is that Kathy?
Kathy: (running towards them) Chandler I needed to see you
Jack: who the hell do you think you are coming here at a time like this!
Chandler: Kathy go away!
Kathy: no please Chandler don't do this, what we had was good don't end it
Chandler: yea it's what we had, it's been over a long time
Kathy: but Chandler!
Judy: don't you think you caused enough damage!
Phoebe: Kathy leave now and don't come back to us again you home wreaker! (She leaves)
Ross: dude that was amazing
Phoebe: oh wow you think I'm a dude, it's a long time coming but whatever
Ross: no Chandler what you did, see I was happy you and Monica fixed stuff but I was afraid you'd hurt her again but now I fully believe that you don't love Kathy
Judy: and I was also impressed, I really trust you with Monica
Chandler: yea when I see her there's hate in my eyes but with Mon its only love
Jack: see when you talk like that I'm happy Monica has you to look after her
Phoebe: but am I still a dude?
Ross: of course you are Phoebe
Well there's only 1 chapter left so that's pretty much my story, a little out there I know but whatever, the reviews I got an been great so thanks a lot and I'm posting a new story up soon involving the whole gang not just Chandler and Monica so hopefully you'll read it, (