Author's Note- Well… here's the new chapter EVERYBODY has been begging me for. If you don't give me reviews I'll stop making this story and I'll NEVER continue thinking about it again… I finally have the perfect person……

Chapter 12-Ron's New Date and more baddie baddie and more action action… hehe:

Draco kissed Hermione again until they heard footsteps coming near. The steps were heavy and hard. Soon they could see a shadow. And that shadow belonged to their new enemy, Ronald Weasley.

"So… our hottest new couple," he said as he stopped to look at them too. "You two look awfully horrible. One has fuzzy hair but the other one has a nice arse." Hermione's eyes suddenly widened. "What?" she shouted.

"Oh nothing, Mudblood. Nothing at all." And with that he walked away from them.

Hermione stared in disbelief. "Do you … d-d-do you th-th-think he's… h-he-he's a b-bi?" she finally managed to stutter out. Draco looked at her amusingly, and then did something that she would've never thought he'd do in a situation like this. He laughed. Draco Malfoy stared laughing soo hard that he started clutching his stomach.

She looked at Draco. "What is so funny?" she said while putting her hands on her hips. "Oh nothing. Nothing at all…" he said exactly like Ron, except leaving out Mudblood. Then he put his arm around her waist and dragged her off to the Gryffindor Tower, where they hoped to see Harry.

            Ron continued walking until he found the girl's bathroom. He carefully pushed the door opened and looked for a sign of Padma or Moaning Myrtle.

"Oh, girls?" he asked.

"Yes?" cried a very annoyed Myrtle who seemed to be crying again. "We were just discussing about boyfriends and how they HUMP then DUMP! AH!!!! I miss Jared soooo much!" she wailed.

Ron stared in disbelief as he heard what was coming out of her mouth. He never expected Myrtle to say something so naughty. "Myrtle… are you alright?" he asked. She nodded her head.

"Padma's masturbating in the fourth cubicle," she said quickly and then disappeared inside a sink. Ron walked over to the toilets and carefully knocked on the fourth door.

"Padma? Padma, can I come in?"

"No, Ron. I'm busy."

"C'mon. Lemme take a look."

"Can't you just go hire a hooker or pimp? We all know your little secret!" she said while giggling.

Soon she opened the door, completely naked. "Stop staring. You already saw me five times. Well then, I'm so hungry. But thanks to you I can't EAT!" she screamed. The whole bathroom shook with terror.

"Bloody hell, can't you just shut the fuck up?" Ron cried as he held on to the door to steady himself.

"Who are you taking to the ball?" she asked curiously.

"I was thinking of having two dates. Colin Creevy and Cho Chang. CC and CC. They go well together right? Well you know I like doing three-somes. Anyway, I saw Colin working out. Man, he's got great abs!" he said while dusting off lint on his robes.  

"Heh, you think you have a chance with them?" she asked.

"Why I'm the prettiest boy in school. Once any woman touches me they will never wash their hands."

"Don't flatter yourself, Ron." Padma said coldly. "Nobody likes you. I have no freaking idea why I even dated you for three years."

"I don't know either.  Listen, I have to go. Quidditch practice." He blew an air kiss (Author's Note-Yes. Again. And I told you he'd be nice, remember??????) to Padma and then calmly walked out of the girls' lavatory.

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When Ron arrived at the Quidditch field, he saw Harry directing the others to different spots. Harry turned to face Ron. "Ron, give me your costume and broom. You won't be able to fly for five months. AND, you're off the team. Oh, don't stare at me like that. Dumbledore said if you had any problems deal with it yourself or talk to him about it." He turned back to the team. "Okay team! What is everyone's schedule for this week? We need a new Keeper, and I want to have tryouts right before supper on Monday." He said.

            The team all agreed in excitement. "Okay. With that settled then, let's all go practice!"

            Ron started cursing himself after departing the Quidditch field. "I love Quidditch. More than a woman. How can I think about torturing people and then get kicked off the team?" he asked out loud. Soon he saw Hermione standing alone, coming out of the library. He quickly hid behind a suit of armor and then watched carefully as Hermione stepped closer and closer to him. Ron placed his foot out and before you knew it, Hermione fell flat on her face.

"OH!" she wailed as she tried sitting up. "RON! YOU EVIL BASTARD!" she spat.

"Oh, thank you very much. Thank you very much indeed. I take that as a compliment," he said smiling. Hermione looked at him in disgust.

"I hate you." And with that she stormed off, not knowing exactly where she was going.

            She walked all the way up to the Astronomy Tower. She started looking at the moon, it was getting late and soon it would be lights-out time. She gathered up her books and started going near the exit when the door turned by itself and in came Draco, carrying his own books too. He smiled as he placed them down and hugged Hermione. Then he led her down ot the bench where they sat down.

"Hi," she said cheerfully.

"Are you okay? There are rumors Ron just raped a third year. I was hoping that he didn't rape you either," he whispered as he kissed her cheek.

"No, no. He didn't rape me. I'm glad for that too. So what did you do today?" she asked looking up at him. Since he was too tall for anybody every girl had to look up at him if they wanted to make eye contact. 

"Oh. I was just giving Harry more Halloween plans. And he said he was tired so he went to take a shower."

"Oh," was all Hermione. Soon she started kissing him with more passion until he gently pushed her away.

"Hermione, I don't want to. Not that soon. I mean I like you very much, but let's just start out simple. And anyway, we should be careful with all the teachers around anyway."

She nodded her head. "Okay. We should be getting back then," she said standing up. They walked arm in arm until Draco reached the unicorn picture. Hermione whispered the password, kissed Draco goodnight and went upstairs to her bedroom, having only pleasant thoughts as she drifted off to sleep…

Author's Note- (Sure, you still don't know who Ron's date is. But … you have a clue now… And yes.. He is bisexual in my story, hehe. I HATE HIM. IM MAKING HIM ALL THE WORST OF THE WORST. Whatever, I'm not thinking clearly today. Anyways, I'm tired myself, so.. goodnight and GIVE ME REVIEWS. I WANT REVIEWS!)