Author's Note: Alright. Finally. The new chapter came, after about 13 more days. Anyways, hope you like it. I want reviews. I better get reviews!

Chapter 13-The Filchiest Chapter

            Ron woke up with only one thought on his mind-'I need someone to screw.' He quickly got up, dressed, brushed and walked to the Great Hall. Soon he spotted the only girl he wanted to see: Cho Chang. He walked up to the Ravenclaw table and asked a third year, "Where's Cho?"

"Who's Cho?" the third year replied.

            "She's got dark hair, nice eyes, big tits, you know. The whole pack for a guy like me," Ron explained.

"What are tits?"

"Ah! Never mind, little loser!" He slapped the brown-haired boy, making him inevitably jerk his head to the other side and pulling his hand up to his stinging face.

Quickly, he ran away from the Great Hall as Ron continued asking other people where Cho went.

            "Have you seen Cho?"

            "No, Cho no here."

            "Where's Cho Chang?"

            "What? Who's that?"

            "Has anybody seen Cho Chang?"

            Finally, a seventh year replied. "She's in the library."

            "Thanks, mate." Ron said as he skipped all the way to the library.

            He opened the big oak doors and started spying on other students. Two fifth years were making out in the Restricted Section, Luna Lovegood was reading more of the Quibbler on a blue chair, Madam Pince was naughtily looking through dirty magazines in the back of the library, leaning against the book cart. Then he saw Cho Chang reading a big blue heavy book, sitting at one of the tables. He walked over to her.

"Hey," he said as he flashed a grin.

            "Hi, Ronnie." She said and smiled back.

            "So.. have a date to the dance?"

            "No. Not yet."

            "Wanna go with me?" he asked as he fidgeted with his feet.

            "Sure," she said and then continued reading the big blue book.

            "What's that you got there?"

            "I'm trying to brew a new potion. But I'm having some difficulty with it. You've always had great grades. Care to help?" she asked sweetly. Ron knew that the only reason he had good grades were because of Hermione. But this year, he was failing. He was getting a lot of detention these days, and he was only concentrating on sex or girls. He tried keeping calm while deep down he felt guilty.

"Sure. Want to go to the Potions lab right now?" he asked.

            "Definitely!" she took his arm and dragged him all the way to the Potions Lab, and during their journey they discussed costumes.

            Hermione was meeting Draco at the library. They were going to study for the new Potion that Snape had assigned them three days ago. She entered the library, slowly focusing her eyes for a certain blonde wearing silver and green. Finally, she found him searching the bookshelves, and his mouth was moving slightly as if he were eating some sort of candy. She walked over to him, placed her hands on his waist and hugged him.

"Hi." She said.

            "Want one?" he asked offering her a candy box.

            "What's that?" she asked.

            "Oh. Some Muggle candy. TicTacs," he answered. Hermione giggled. "What's so funny?" he asked.

            "TicTacs aren't exactly candy, my dear. They're breath mints!"

            "Oh. Pretty stupid of me. What kind of candy would have mint in them?" he asked as he turned to face her.

            "There you go," she said. She took his hand in hers and they walked over to a table, gathered all their books and

started studying.

            Ron just came out of the Potions Lab. He didn't just give her a study lesion, he gave her one of the juiciest orgasms she ever faced. He smiled as he walked back to the Gryffindor tower. 'Damn! Sprout's got a new assignment and I didn't even do it!" He ran back to the tower as fast as he can, but a little something was guarding the Fat Lady's portrait and he couldn't' get in. 'Fucking cat!' "Shoo! Mrs. Norris, get out of here!" he begged. Mrs. Norris just stared at him with those evil eyes of hers.

            She didn't move.

            He took out his wand. "Don't make me!" he cried. He tried picking up the damn cat but she was damn heavy! "Whoa, how much do you weigh?" he kicked her and stabbed her with his wand. "

            "MEOW!!!!!" she cried.

            "Want more? Want more of this?" he cried.

            "MEOW!!!!"

            "Damn cat. Just move." She started scratching his leg. "Fuck off!"

            She continued scratching.

            "That's it. Aveda Kadevra!" he said as he pointed his wand to the cat. Mrs. Norris' head thumped softly on the warm rug. Ron quickly picked her up gently, opened up the lid of an antique and stuffed her down there. Then he walked calmly into the Gryffindor room, like it never happened, and shut the door…….

            "Mrs. Norris. My sweet? Where are you?" cried Filch as he wandered the school looking for his loved one. "Mrs. Norris! Mrs. Norris!" he kept on calling. Finally, he smelled something so pure, something only you can smell if you know someone's gone. Something's gone. What could it be? Filch started examining things, finding what could possibly be that awful smell? He opened lids of cans, checked behind paintings and everything. Finally, he came across the Gryffindor Hallway, and the smell was coming from there. And the closer he stepped, the stronger the odor! Soon he opened the lid of that one antique that had Mrs. Norris….

            "AAAAAH!!!!!" he screamed. He dropped the antique. It fell and crashed to a thousand pieces. Then he saw Mrs. Norris. So beautiful… well to him. "Mrs. Norris! Whoever did this will pay. I will kill them! I WILL!" he shouted. Pretty soon there were more footsteps.

            "What is all--?" snapped Professor McGonnagol but stopped as she saw a motionless Mrs. Norris lying on the floor. "Oh dear!"  she quickly ran over to Mrs. Norris. "I'm sorry Argus. She is gone."

"NO!!!!!!" he cried.

            "Yes." She stated. "I'll have to talk to Professor Dumbledore about this."

            "I will kill that murderer. If its the last thing I do…"

            Suddenly Ron came out. He heard voices. He was still doing his Herbology homework. "What is this com- huh?" he tried acting surprised. He knew Filch wouldn't buy it.

"No! Its not me! I didn't kill her!"

            "Ronald, do you know who?" asked Professor McGonnagol.

            "No. I think it was my sister, though. After Ginny found out Harry didn't like her at all she just went mad. Want me to talk to her about it?" he asked politely.

            "Definitely. Tell Ginny Weasley to come to my office straight away first thing next morning!"

            "Thank you, Mr. Weasley. We will have this settled," Filch said as he walked away too, but still sobbing.

            Ron walked back to the Gryffindor Common Room smiling to himself. "I am good. Since Ginny betrayed me, here is my revenge…"

            Author's Note- Finally. PHEW! Done. Like it? Or don't. Reviews. I WANT FRUCKING REVIEWS!!!!!