Second fic under the name of Metropolis! This one was a smash hit in the
Beyblade category-up until Fanfiction removed it, that is. I don't *think*
I'm breaking any rules...This wouldn't be counted as a "reasons why", would
it? Anyway, let's start!
Oh yeah...the witless disclaimers... I don't own Metropolis or any related characters or logos (includes Robotic Angel and Metoroporisu). There-now leave me alone!
Question: Why is Duke Red's nose so big?
Theories:
* (This is based on rocku's "Call Me Kenichi"(I hope she doesn't mind)) His mother was a cockatoo, so that gene transformed what would normally be his nose into a nose/beak-that would also explain his hairstyle...
* Duke Red was strolling through ZONE-1 one day, when a cleaning robot came up to him and began to pull on his nose. Duke Red struggled and struggled, but it wouldn't let go. After some more combating, he managed to free himself, but his nose had been extended to the size it is today.
* He's the relative of Ian from Beyblade (or possibly a proboscis monkey).
* A stray bullet from one of the Marduks on a training mission made contact with his nose, and it swelled to its gargantuan size.
*He was walking out of an elevator when his nose got caught between the closing doors.
Why is Kenichi's hair green?
* Instead of hair, grass is growing out of his head.
* He's a tree in human form.
*It used to be brown, but he uses organic hair dye.
* He just loves his green vegetables sooo much!
Why is it that Rock has two different hair colours when he's young, but not when he's older?
*For some reason, the ageing process was reversed on him...he lost his lighter hair as he got older...
* The stress of being a Marduk made him lose his wave of lighter hair.
* When Duke Red "adopted" him, he made him chose between the lighter or darker shade.
* That lighter shade wasn't actually hair, but bald spots...
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Heh, now I'm brain-dead. Those aren't as good as the Beyblade ones. Metropolis doesn't have as much as Beyblade... If you want to see this fic continue, review and give me new Metropolis illogicalities to theorize!
Oh yeah...the witless disclaimers... I don't own Metropolis or any related characters or logos (includes Robotic Angel and Metoroporisu). There-now leave me alone!
Question: Why is Duke Red's nose so big?
Theories:
* (This is based on rocku's "Call Me Kenichi"(I hope she doesn't mind)) His mother was a cockatoo, so that gene transformed what would normally be his nose into a nose/beak-that would also explain his hairstyle...
* Duke Red was strolling through ZONE-1 one day, when a cleaning robot came up to him and began to pull on his nose. Duke Red struggled and struggled, but it wouldn't let go. After some more combating, he managed to free himself, but his nose had been extended to the size it is today.
* He's the relative of Ian from Beyblade (or possibly a proboscis monkey).
* A stray bullet from one of the Marduks on a training mission made contact with his nose, and it swelled to its gargantuan size.
*He was walking out of an elevator when his nose got caught between the closing doors.
Why is Kenichi's hair green?
* Instead of hair, grass is growing out of his head.
* He's a tree in human form.
*It used to be brown, but he uses organic hair dye.
* He just loves his green vegetables sooo much!
Why is it that Rock has two different hair colours when he's young, but not when he's older?
*For some reason, the ageing process was reversed on him...he lost his lighter hair as he got older...
* The stress of being a Marduk made him lose his wave of lighter hair.
* When Duke Red "adopted" him, he made him chose between the lighter or darker shade.
* That lighter shade wasn't actually hair, but bald spots...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heh, now I'm brain-dead. Those aren't as good as the Beyblade ones. Metropolis doesn't have as much as Beyblade... If you want to see this fic continue, review and give me new Metropolis illogicalities to theorize!