PTTP: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh my God!! You actually like me and you're
reading my second chappie!
Lynn: *hides Malik's millennium rod* Yes, that's reason.
Frankie G: *hides ham in his shirt* Ummmmmm, does anyone have mustard?
Mr. Green: Has anyone seen a ham?
Frankie G: No, what are you talking about? *Ham falls out of his shirt*
Mr. Green: My ham!!! Frankie G, how could you?
Frankie G: Meep!!
Rabid Frankie G Fan Girl (RFGFG) Brittany: Don't you hurt him!!!
RFGFG Jessica: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frankie G: EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!! *runs for his life*
PTTP: That won't be the last of them!!!
Frankie G: THE WORLD IS OUT TO GET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
PTTP: Do the disclaimer, my feathery friends!!
Purple Penguins: PTTP don't own nuttin!!! Leave her alone lawyers!!! *slaps lawyers unconscious*
We last saw the idiots trying to explain what a president does to Joey
Ryou: Well, what country is Joey striving to be president of?
PTTP: America, of course.
Ryou: You don't have to be so despicable. He could have been running for president of Czechoslovakia.
Lynn: If we are in America, why would Joey run for president of Czechoslovakia? Besides, that's not even a country anymore.
Joey: *leans over and gives Lynn a kiss on the cheek* (((((a/n: I don't like romances. I only did this cuz Lynn told me to.))))) You're so smart!
Seto: JOEY!!! Why did you kiss my little sister?!!!!
Lynn: *trying to shove her enormously big engagement ring into her pocket* Uummmmmmmmm, I don't know? Why did you kiss me Joey?
Joey: Because we're engag- *Lynn kicks Joey in the foot really hard* OUCH!!!! I mean, because I'm a sick pervert. Yeah, that's it.
Seto: Oh okay.
PTTP: Well getting back to business, we hafta figure out a way for Joey to be prez.
Mokuba: He should come with views on the latest issues and think of good honest campaign tactics.
Lynn: Who listens to that junk! I only vote for people who have those cool buttons. You poke stuff with um! *Pokes Tea in the arm repeatedly*
Tea: Ow..... Ow...... Ow....... OW!! T.T I thought you were my friend!
Lynn: What have you been smoking?
Tea: How dare you make fun of friendship!! A friend is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah mmmfffffff... *Lynn stuffs a donut into Tea's mouth*
Joey: Hey!!! I was gonna eat that.
Lynn: Whoops!!
Bakura: I want my free drinks!
Seto: Wait a minute; Joey, you're a sick pervert?
Everyone else: O__oUUUU
Honda: Does anyone know where Frankie G is?
Yami: What's a Frankie G?
Ryou: You're so dense.
Yami: Dense?.....
Ryou: Unintelligent.
Yami: Unintelligent?......
Ryou: NOT SMARTNESS!!!
Yami: Ooooooooooo. Okay. (((((A/n: I don't remember where I heard that but it sounded really funny so I put in.)))))
PTTP: Okay, everyone. We need to brainstorm. I know that's very hard for some of you but we have to anyway. Joey isn't old enough to be president; he isn't even old enough to vote for president.
Joey: I'm not supposed to vote? Whoopies!!!
Lynn: *shoves Joey*
Mai: Remind me why you love him?
Seto: LYNN, YOU LOVE HIM????
Lynn: umm, er, ummm.....
Mai: No you heard me wrong. I said, ummmmmmmm, er, remind me why you shove him. Yeah, that's it!
Seto: Oh, okay!
Bunny: Isn't he supposed be a genius?
Everyone: When did you get here?
Bunny: I've been here writing stupid quotes on Yami's arms.
Yami's arms: "I tried to stiff coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose!" "Spoons were made to poke things!" "I went to hell but they were afraid I'd take over so the sent me back." .....
Yami: Why do people like doing that?
Bunny: Cuz it's fun!!!!!!!!!!!
PTTP: okay that's it!!!! No free stuff!!!!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOO OOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PTTP: Now that I have you're attention, HELP ME!!!
Joey: WHAT DOES A PRESIDENT DO?
PTTP: Oh yeah, they make laws and junk!!
Joey: Can I make a law that would give me free food?
PTTP: You don't have to make a law to do that. You just get free food. And you get to live in the White House.
Joey: Free food? I'm in!!!!
PTTP: Sorry that chappie was kinda short. I'll have the next as soon as possible.
Lynn: BUH-BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lynn: *hides Malik's millennium rod* Yes, that's reason.
Frankie G: *hides ham in his shirt* Ummmmmm, does anyone have mustard?
Mr. Green: Has anyone seen a ham?
Frankie G: No, what are you talking about? *Ham falls out of his shirt*
Mr. Green: My ham!!! Frankie G, how could you?
Frankie G: Meep!!
Rabid Frankie G Fan Girl (RFGFG) Brittany: Don't you hurt him!!!
RFGFG Jessica: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frankie G: EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!! *runs for his life*
PTTP: That won't be the last of them!!!
Frankie G: THE WORLD IS OUT TO GET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
PTTP: Do the disclaimer, my feathery friends!!
Purple Penguins: PTTP don't own nuttin!!! Leave her alone lawyers!!! *slaps lawyers unconscious*
We last saw the idiots trying to explain what a president does to Joey
Ryou: Well, what country is Joey striving to be president of?
PTTP: America, of course.
Ryou: You don't have to be so despicable. He could have been running for president of Czechoslovakia.
Lynn: If we are in America, why would Joey run for president of Czechoslovakia? Besides, that's not even a country anymore.
Joey: *leans over and gives Lynn a kiss on the cheek* (((((a/n: I don't like romances. I only did this cuz Lynn told me to.))))) You're so smart!
Seto: JOEY!!! Why did you kiss my little sister?!!!!
Lynn: *trying to shove her enormously big engagement ring into her pocket* Uummmmmmmmm, I don't know? Why did you kiss me Joey?
Joey: Because we're engag- *Lynn kicks Joey in the foot really hard* OUCH!!!! I mean, because I'm a sick pervert. Yeah, that's it.
Seto: Oh okay.
PTTP: Well getting back to business, we hafta figure out a way for Joey to be prez.
Mokuba: He should come with views on the latest issues and think of good honest campaign tactics.
Lynn: Who listens to that junk! I only vote for people who have those cool buttons. You poke stuff with um! *Pokes Tea in the arm repeatedly*
Tea: Ow..... Ow...... Ow....... OW!! T.T I thought you were my friend!
Lynn: What have you been smoking?
Tea: How dare you make fun of friendship!! A friend is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah mmmfffffff... *Lynn stuffs a donut into Tea's mouth*
Joey: Hey!!! I was gonna eat that.
Lynn: Whoops!!
Bakura: I want my free drinks!
Seto: Wait a minute; Joey, you're a sick pervert?
Everyone else: O__oUUUU
Honda: Does anyone know where Frankie G is?
Yami: What's a Frankie G?
Ryou: You're so dense.
Yami: Dense?.....
Ryou: Unintelligent.
Yami: Unintelligent?......
Ryou: NOT SMARTNESS!!!
Yami: Ooooooooooo. Okay. (((((A/n: I don't remember where I heard that but it sounded really funny so I put in.)))))
PTTP: Okay, everyone. We need to brainstorm. I know that's very hard for some of you but we have to anyway. Joey isn't old enough to be president; he isn't even old enough to vote for president.
Joey: I'm not supposed to vote? Whoopies!!!
Lynn: *shoves Joey*
Mai: Remind me why you love him?
Seto: LYNN, YOU LOVE HIM????
Lynn: umm, er, ummm.....
Mai: No you heard me wrong. I said, ummmmmmmm, er, remind me why you shove him. Yeah, that's it!
Seto: Oh, okay!
Bunny: Isn't he supposed be a genius?
Everyone: When did you get here?
Bunny: I've been here writing stupid quotes on Yami's arms.
Yami's arms: "I tried to stiff coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose!" "Spoons were made to poke things!" "I went to hell but they were afraid I'd take over so the sent me back." .....
Yami: Why do people like doing that?
Bunny: Cuz it's fun!!!!!!!!!!!
PTTP: okay that's it!!!! No free stuff!!!!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOO OOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PTTP: Now that I have you're attention, HELP ME!!!
Joey: WHAT DOES A PRESIDENT DO?
PTTP: Oh yeah, they make laws and junk!!
Joey: Can I make a law that would give me free food?
PTTP: You don't have to make a law to do that. You just get free food. And you get to live in the White House.
Joey: Free food? I'm in!!!!
PTTP: Sorry that chappie was kinda short. I'll have the next as soon as possible.
Lynn: BUH-BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!