PTTP: How is everyone! Sorry it took so long to update. I haven't had a lot of time.

Lynn: Well you better start updating more often if you want to be able to get everyone you promised a guest appearance and let the story actually have a plot.

PTTP: I know, I know. Well anyways, in this chappie we will have Jen-Jen, Siren the Egyptian Princess, and Ria along with her yami Rae.

Lynn: Enough talk! Let's get down to business!

Purple Penguins: *Hugging Mako* No own anything! *Continues hugging Mako*

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After Joey learned of the duties of a president, they began to think of a way to get him to be elected.

PTTP: Okay, does anyone have a suggestion?

Yami: Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

PTTP: *rolls eyes* Go ahead.

Yami: Okay. First we take control of all the frogs in the world. Then we teach them the art of hypnosis. When the moment is right, we launch our assault. America will never know what hit them.

Everyone: O__oUUUU oooooooookkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyy

Malik: Oh, Ra...

Frankie G: Well, I think we have bigger problems at the moment. O__O *Points out the window at growing crowd of Rabid Frankie G Fan Girls (RFGFG) outside*

PTTP: No prob! ^__^ I'll just send out my penguin army. They're trained in fan girl extermination.

Purple Penguins: *attacking the fan girls* SQUAWK!!

RFGFG: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! O.O*Run away as fast as humanly possible*

(((((a/n: No fan girls were harmed in the making of this fanfic.)))))

PTTP: Now that we have that cleared up, let's continue.

Malik: I think my Millennium Rod is gonna get a workout with this pea- brained idea.

PTTP: That's right! And remember, no messing around with peoples' brains.

Malik: GRRRRRR! I need someone to do my laundry.

Seto: Oh do it yourself, you lazy bum.

Malik: What did you call me?

Seto: I called you a lazy bum! L-A-Z-Y B-U-M! And there's nothing you can do about it! Mwuhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

PTTP: *Twaps both of them* Stop acting like little children!

(((((a/n: A twap is when you smack someone in the back of the head. I made it up!)))))

Seto and Malik: *heads drop* Yes, ma'am...

PTTP: All righty! Now on to the suggestions!

OA: I have an idea!

YA: Let's not do anything we'll regret. The last time we listened to you we were stuck doing a pointless 20-chapter story with a sequel that has no plot whatsoever.

OA: Yeah, but I have over 300 reviews. ^__^

PTTP: Show off...

Lynn: Her two stories got a total of 12 reviews. Actually, two of those were from herself.

PTTP: Leave me alone! T.T

Tea: Why don't we have a friendship campaign? We'll have banners with frilly hearts on them!

Bakura: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! TOO MOUCH LOVE, NEED HATRED!!!!!!

Ryou: Calm down you baby!

Joey: *being controlled by Malik* Since I'm the one who's going to be president, I think we should rob a bank so we have money for our campaign. And then I'll give half of it to my best buddy Malik because he's the greatest.

Yugi: JooOOooOOeeEEeeEEyyYYyyYY!!!

Malik: Oh fine, I'll stop.

Joey: Whoa, where am I?

PTTP: At my house, DUH!

Lynn: Are you okay Joey?

Joey: Who are you?

Lynn: I'm your wif- *glances at Seto* I mean, "friend".

Joey: Oooooooh, yeah!

(((((a/n: Just so there is no confusion, Lynn is engaged to Joey. Seto, her big brother, does not know and they don't want him to find out. Now that we have that cleared up, ON WITH THE FIC! Bakura: Hey! That's my line! a/n: Whatever....)))))

PTTP: I have an idea! Let's seek the guidance of Siren the Egyptian Princess!

Everyone: Whaaaaaa?!?

PTTP: Relax, she's my friend and she might be able to help.

Yami: Siren?..... Why does that sound familiar?

~Flashback~

Siren: Oh, Pharaoh-Honey!! How's your experiment coming?

Yami: *has a lab coat and extremely large glasses on* I'm almost finished! All I need is a little bit of this, a little bit of that.... and TA-DA!! This invention is gonna change the world forever! I call it SUGAR! It tastes great by itself but even better when mixed with coffee. Here, try some.

Siren: *tastes it* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! THIS IS FATTENING!! I'M GOING TO DIE! I'LL NEVER EAT FOOD AGAIN! I'M LEAVING YOU YAMI FOR TRYING TO MAKE ME FAT!!!

~End Flashback~

Yami: I haven't seen Siren ever since. Maybe it's better off that way. She scared me sometimes with how she was afraid of food.

Everyone: O.O You invented sugar? Why didn't you tell us?

Yami: *shrugs* You never asked. I could have made millions if it wasn't for her.

PTTP: Oh well, there's nothing you can do about it now. But we're still going there to see if she can help us.

At Siren's House

PTTP: *knocks on the door* SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREN! It's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Siren: *swings the door open and knocks Tea unconscious* HI PTTP!!! *notices Yami* AAHHHHHHH!!! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? HE TRIED TO MAKE ME FAT!!!!!

PTTP: Would you quit it already? You think everything is gonna make you fat. Nice job on Tea, though. She was getting annoying.

Siren: Fine..... Aren't you gonna introduce me to everyone?

PTTP: Oh yeah! The one you knocked out is Tea. All she talks about is friendship. The short one with the pointy hair is Yugi.

Yugi: I'm not that short!

Everyone: Yes, you are!

Yugi: T.T

PTTP: You already know Yami.

Yami: *waves*

Siren: *gives death glare*

Yami: *hides behind Seto*

PTTP: Then there's the guy holding that rod thing. He's Malik.

Siren: I thought his name was Marik.

Malik: MY NAME IS MALIK!!! I HATE KIDS WB!!! THEY SHOULD DIE!!!

PTTP: O_oU Anyways, the guy with the suitcase is Seto. And the kid next to him with the black hair is Mokuba.

Seto: *doesn't move*

Mokuba: *waves until he falls over*

PTTP: The guy with the blonde hair is Joey. The girl next to him is Lynn. They're "friends".

Joey and Lynn: *stop making out and wave* Hello! *continue making out*

PTTP: The guy opening up all the mail is Frankie G.

Frankie G: These are all from my fans.

PTTP: The girl with the big boobs is Mai.

Mai: *flicks hair*

PTTP: The tall one with the brown hair that's spiked in the front is Honda.

Honda: You wouldn't happen to have some food, would you?

Siren: WHAT?!?!?

PTTP: *twaps Honda* Baka...

Honda: *rubbing the bump on his head* Ow!

PTTP: Where was I? Oh yeah! The hyper one that's chasing Seto is Otaku Amanda. The person that's trying to stop OA is Yami Amanda.

OA: *catches Seto with a lasso* HOWDY!!!

YA: *burns the rope with a lighter* Hi.

OA: T.T Wahhhhh!!!

PTTP: The guy with the bad accent is Ryou.

Ryou: My accent is indigenous to my homeland. Just because my dialect is slightly different than yours does not give you the right to call it "bad".

PTTP: *rolls eyes* Whatever..... And the guy over there who is trying to bribe every girl that walks by to get him a free drink is Bakura.

Bakura: I NEED A BEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

PTTP: And the only person left is Bunny.

Bunny: *waves* HI!!!

Siren: Okay, thanks! ^__^ So, what do you guys need?

PTTP: Well, we're trying to get Joey to be elected president. I thought you could help us think up a plan.

Siren: Hmmmmm. I know! Now, in order to pull this off we're gonna need that rod thing that Malik has, the penguins, and a cloning machine.

Ryou: We have the Millennium Rod and the penguins, but I have no clue where we will be able to obtain a cloning machine.

Malik: *reading a magazine called "The Cloning Times* We might have to make a new plan.

Seto: No we don't, you retard! You're reading a magazine about cloning! How stupid can you people be?!?

Malik: Would you look at that....

PTTP: Gimme that! *grabs magazine* Hey look! There's an advertisement for a cloning machine in here! It says, "The Clone-o-matic 3000! For all your cloning needs! Comes in red, orange, and blue. To receive your very own, come to the warehouse on Smith Drive." C'mon, let's go!

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PTTP: There you go! The third chappie is done. I'm sorry it took so long in between. My modem broke so I don't have the internet, AIM, or a mailbox!

Lynn: She's been deprived.

PTTP: I'll get the next chappie as soon as possible!