This chapter's sort of short, but oh well, read it anyway! :-)
You pulled yourself through the small window. It was a bit of a tight squeeze and you
were sure you'd have bruises all over your legs by morning. You then turned and helped pull
Elizabeth through the window.
"You all right?" You asked Elizabeth as she smoothed out her dress.
"Yes, fine. Now let's go find our men!" Elizabeth declared.
You took notice that all of the fighting seemed to be taking place on the Black Pearl. You
and Elizabeth headed over to the side of the Interceptor, grabbed a rope which somebody had
apparently used to swing between the two ships, and swung to the Black Pearl. You both
landed on the deck, looked around at all the fighting going on.
"I have an idea!" Elizabeth exclaimed and then called in a flirtatious voice, "Oh
booooys!"
You stared at Elizabeth flabbergasted. The fighting had ceased and all eyes were on the
two of you. Both you and Elizabeth lifted up you skirts showing a little leg. Whistles and cheers
erupted from Barbossa's crew. Jack's crew just stood back and watched, understanding what
the two of you were trying to do.
"Just like back home in Tortuga," you say and clear your voice. "I've got cabin fever!"
you announced.
Elizabeth echoed you saying, "I've got it too!"
"Cabin Fever"
(from Muppet Treasure Island)
I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane
We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone bananas
Ariba!
Chica chica boom A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom A chica chica boom boom chic
We got cabin fever we've lost what sense we had
We got cabin fever, we're all going mad
My sanity is hanging by a thread
Since we're going nowhere I've gone out of my head
We were sailing sailing over the bounding main
And now we're not! Ha ha heh!
Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do step on his toe
Listen to him squeal
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side
Drop him in the drink
We got cabin fever
No if's, and's, or but's
We're disoriented
And demented
And a little nuts
Ach du lieber Volswagen car (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
Saur braten viener schnitzel Und a vunder bar (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side
And then it died
I've got cabin fever I think I've lost my grip
I'd like to get my hands on Whoever wrote this script
Si! I was floating 'neath a tropic moon
And dreaming of a blue lagoon
Now I'm crazy as a loon
Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward
We were sailing, sailing headed who knows where
And now though we're all here We're not all there
Cabin fever!
Barbossa's crew had joined you and Elizabeth in singing the song and dancing around.
This gave Jack's crew the opportunity to get the upper hand in the battle by attacking them
while singing. Soon the two crews were fighting again. You and Elizabeth shake hands and
split up, looking for your men.
As you walked around a corner you stop and were unable to believe your eyes. Your old
pal Trixie was standing in front of you.
"What are you doing here?!" You both demanded in unison. "Looking for my husband!"
You both answer, again in unison.
"Who the hell would marry you?" You asked in disbelief.
"Captain Barbossa, that's who," Trixie replied in a snooty manner, tossing her hair over
her shoulder, trying way too hard to be sexy. You started to feel your cheeks burn with anger.
"How is Jack, by the way? It's be awhile since we last 'caught up.' Still chasing after him?
Might I suggest a leash?"
You then smack Trixie across the face. She then smacks you back. She didn't seem to be
too strong. It didn't hurt that much...
You then pounce on her, once again knocking her off her feet. The two of you rolled
around, thrashing, slapping, clawing, wrestling, doing whatever you could to hurt each other.
"Well, what do we 'ave 'ere?" A familiar voice asked from behind you.
Both you and Trixie froze. Barbossa was once again standing over you. You could sense
that he had a gun pointed at you.
"It's interesting really," you said slowly standing and turning to face him, "my husband's
enemy married my enemy."
Trixie joined Barbossa at his side, who did indeed have a gun pointed at you.
"Speaking of Jack, you'll be joining him real soon," Barbossa grinned an evil grin at you.
You felt your heart plummet to your stomach, staring at Barbossa, fearing the worst. Was Jack dead?
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I know the chapter was kind of short, but I just got done watching Muppet Treasure Island and I
got inspired (that should explain the song, lol!) Speaking of the song, I don't own it, though I
wish I did, it's owned by Jim Henson Productions, Inc. So there. Don't sue me.
Review please!
You pulled yourself through the small window. It was a bit of a tight squeeze and you
were sure you'd have bruises all over your legs by morning. You then turned and helped pull
Elizabeth through the window.
"You all right?" You asked Elizabeth as she smoothed out her dress.
"Yes, fine. Now let's go find our men!" Elizabeth declared.
You took notice that all of the fighting seemed to be taking place on the Black Pearl. You
and Elizabeth headed over to the side of the Interceptor, grabbed a rope which somebody had
apparently used to swing between the two ships, and swung to the Black Pearl. You both
landed on the deck, looked around at all the fighting going on.
"I have an idea!" Elizabeth exclaimed and then called in a flirtatious voice, "Oh
booooys!"
You stared at Elizabeth flabbergasted. The fighting had ceased and all eyes were on the
two of you. Both you and Elizabeth lifted up you skirts showing a little leg. Whistles and cheers
erupted from Barbossa's crew. Jack's crew just stood back and watched, understanding what
the two of you were trying to do.
"Just like back home in Tortuga," you say and clear your voice. "I've got cabin fever!"
you announced.
Elizabeth echoed you saying, "I've got it too!"
"Cabin Fever"
(from Muppet Treasure Island)
I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane
We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone bananas
Ariba!
Chica chica boom A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom A chica chica boom boom chic
We got cabin fever we've lost what sense we had
We got cabin fever, we're all going mad
My sanity is hanging by a thread
Since we're going nowhere I've gone out of my head
We were sailing sailing over the bounding main
And now we're not! Ha ha heh!
Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do step on his toe
Listen to him squeal
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side
Drop him in the drink
We got cabin fever
No if's, and's, or but's
We're disoriented
And demented
And a little nuts
Ach du lieber Volswagen car (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
Saur braten viener schnitzel Und a vunder bar (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side
And then it died
I've got cabin fever I think I've lost my grip
I'd like to get my hands on Whoever wrote this script
Si! I was floating 'neath a tropic moon
And dreaming of a blue lagoon
Now I'm crazy as a loon
Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward
We were sailing, sailing headed who knows where
And now though we're all here We're not all there
Cabin fever!
Barbossa's crew had joined you and Elizabeth in singing the song and dancing around.
This gave Jack's crew the opportunity to get the upper hand in the battle by attacking them
while singing. Soon the two crews were fighting again. You and Elizabeth shake hands and
split up, looking for your men.
As you walked around a corner you stop and were unable to believe your eyes. Your old
pal Trixie was standing in front of you.
"What are you doing here?!" You both demanded in unison. "Looking for my husband!"
You both answer, again in unison.
"Who the hell would marry you?" You asked in disbelief.
"Captain Barbossa, that's who," Trixie replied in a snooty manner, tossing her hair over
her shoulder, trying way too hard to be sexy. You started to feel your cheeks burn with anger.
"How is Jack, by the way? It's be awhile since we last 'caught up.' Still chasing after him?
Might I suggest a leash?"
You then smack Trixie across the face. She then smacks you back. She didn't seem to be
too strong. It didn't hurt that much...
You then pounce on her, once again knocking her off her feet. The two of you rolled
around, thrashing, slapping, clawing, wrestling, doing whatever you could to hurt each other.
"Well, what do we 'ave 'ere?" A familiar voice asked from behind you.
Both you and Trixie froze. Barbossa was once again standing over you. You could sense
that he had a gun pointed at you.
"It's interesting really," you said slowly standing and turning to face him, "my husband's
enemy married my enemy."
Trixie joined Barbossa at his side, who did indeed have a gun pointed at you.
"Speaking of Jack, you'll be joining him real soon," Barbossa grinned an evil grin at you.
You felt your heart plummet to your stomach, staring at Barbossa, fearing the worst. Was Jack dead?
**************************************************************************
I know the chapter was kind of short, but I just got done watching Muppet Treasure Island and I
got inspired (that should explain the song, lol!) Speaking of the song, I don't own it, though I
wish I did, it's owned by Jim Henson Productions, Inc. So there. Don't sue me.
Review please!