A/N: Of course, everything in this fic belongs to JK, a couple names belong to me though, heehee. All right you know the drill read and review! *~Blessed it Be!~*

Hermione scooted closer to Brad's muscular build. "I love you Hermione Jennifer." She looked Brad in the eyes. "And I love you."

He started to lightly kiss her on the forehead and all over her light pink cheeks. "Your so amazing Brad, and I want to be with so bad." "Honest, we're already together." Hermione went in for a passionate kiss when a loud rapping noise came from outside of the room.

"Hermione, are you up yet? Have you cleaned that abyss yet? You still have to pack your trunk." A shrill voice seemed to fill the room.

Hermione looked around, Brad was gone and so were the lavender silk sheets. "Damn.... its alright, there's still Heath Ledger, Ben Affleck, and Matt Damon. I don't NEED Brad Pitt."

She quickly got up tripping over clothes, books, and more books. "Its so not an abyss! Its just a little messy." Hermione said offensively to her mother.

"Hermione, I can't even find your desk! Now clean, shower, do what you have to do, cause we leave in an a couple hours. Oh by the way, your breakfast is on the table." Hermione rolled her eyes and muttered "Control Freak." as her mother left the room.

"I heard that!" Her mother's shrill voice filled the hall.

Hermione finished shoving dirty clothes and knick-knacks under the bed, and continued to look for her Hogwarts necessities.

She started to shove her trunk down the long stairs and finally gave up and let it slide down smacking the walls. She galloped down the rest of the stairs and skipped into the kitchen.

"Ok, Hermione, lets go over the rules again..."

"Dad, I'm not 13 anymore, this is my 6th year of Hogwarts. I know the rules, don't talk to strangers, don't accept candy from strangers, and don't go into homes that belong to strangers. I know I know. I'm not stupid." Hermione said while stuffing bacon into her mouth.

Her mother made a look of disgust, "Well alright, I think its time we get on the road, do you have everything? You checked twice?"

"Yep, I checked twice, its all good."

As Hermione's dad drug her trunk to the car, her mother pulled her aside. "Hermione, your growing up to be a beautiful young lady, so I want you to be careful with those boys, ok?"

Hermione smiled, "Ok mom"

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They arrived at Platform 9 3/4 shortly and as usual Hermione's parents were the normal looking parents out of the bunch. They exchanged hugs and kisses and those "write and study hard" conversations as Hermione tried to slip on to the train.

Quickly Hermione found Harry, Ron, Fred and George all in cabin ready to go.

"Hello everyone." Hermione said cheerfully.

She exchanged hugs with everyone and sat next to Ginny who she had planned to discuss Danielle Steel's latest novel.

After hours of deep conversations about love and lust Hermione feel asleep and awoke to the giggles of boys.

"What are you giggling at?" Hermione questioned, "What's so funny?"

"Now how is Brad Pitt?" They asked in a giggling manner.

Hermione blushed several different colors of pink..."Oh..."

Suddenly the train came to a halt and Hermione was spared the answer by a screech of train wheels. Everyone began to come off the train in mobs of friends talking about what they had done and whom they had kissed.

Hermione jumped in the carriage and Harry jumped in next, "So who is this Brad?"

A/N: Alright, I know its short, but I don't have a lot of time, and I promise this is going to get better. Laters! Remember to read and review!