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Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon.
Serena groaned as she thrashed restlessly about in the bed. It was only Saturday, but she had awoken quite early. What was this? She tried to will herself to go back to sleep, but the stupid sunlight wouldn't leave her alone. The sun shouldn't come up this early. She pulled the comforter over her head, finally managing to shut out the annoying rays, and drifted off. A last lazy thought floated across her mind before she willingly succumbed to sleep. Why was her alarm clock digital? Maybe it was magical.
Serena woke again somewhat later. A large yawn split her face as she stretched. She threw off the blanket and swung he legs off the edge of the bed. God, she hadn't shaved in a while. Her legs were very manly. And muscular. Interesting. A high and obnoxious shriek started to creep up her throat. However, apparently Darien's voice couldn't cope with the pitch, as the sound that was omitted was nothing short of hilarious. Her mind raced in an unfamiliar body. She ran to the bathroom and looked into the mirror. Darien's dark eyes icily stared back at her. Darien? How the hell?!? Before her thoughts could be completed, his abs caught up with her. Her brain lapsed, and drool started to dribble out of her open mouth. Just then a phone started to shrilly ring. She located the source and eyed it wearily. Should she pick up? Before she could decide the answer machine did for her. Her own voice told her to pick up. She did. She barely could hear a sharp voice reprimand Darien. Serena smiled, no doubt her friends had arrived.
""Hello? Who's this?" Utoh, Raye was mad, most likely due to the Scout meeting that had been planned for this morning. Her heart stopped. They could tell Darien everything, however innocently.
"RAYE!!!!!" She screamed, desperately trying to get her friends attention.
"DARIEN?! Why the hell are you calling DARIEN?!?" Oh god. This was not good. The last part was probably directed to her body.
"YOU GUYS!!" Serena screamed, fear and anxiety clinging to her every word.
"Guys?!? Since when do you call us that?!?" Mina screeched, as she hung up.
Serena freaked, she had to get to her house, now. She ran about the unfamiliar apartment, throwing on a pair of pants, and a random shirt. Everything was sickeningly neat and organized. She slammed the door, and dashed out of the apartment complex. The area was not completely unfamiliar, and she found a way home quickly. A rather curvy woman seductively walked past and Serena scrunched her face up in disgust. Did this woman think she was a lesbian or something? The temptress seemed rather taken aback at her reaction. Oh. Right. I'm Darien. He must get this all the time, the Jerk. That is so disturbing.
Upon reaching her house, she decided that it was best to try the window to her room. A helpful tree stood right outside it, and she clambered up it, only to be surprised at Darien's strength. It seemed almost superhuman. The scene she spied upon threw her stomach unto a rollercoaster. Her friends, and cat, had her body surrounded. She was sure that they had already told him everything, but she had to stop them from possibly giving away even more. She jumped from the tree branch, and kicked the window open. Her guardians stood there, gaping and blinking at her stupidly, as did Luna, and Darien. Except that Darien currently invaded her own body. It was all too ironic and strange. She started to hit her head against the wall, in agony and frustration, rather violently.
"Stop that Meatball Head!" Her voice commanded, "You are going to destroy my body!" Whoa, Darien thought, he had just called himself Meatball Head, could this day get any weirder? Serena noticed that he still wore her pajamas.
"If you even peaked!" She screeched, that is screeched to the extent that Darien's voice could manage.
"Why would I want to? No, I didn't, but can we say the same for you?" He mildly asked, raising one of her eyebrows. She blushed and glared at him. Darien was slightly shocked.
"Do I really look that frightening when I glare at people?
Serena just continued to send him glares through his own eyes. Meanwhile, something was becoming painfully clear to the bystanders. Luna slapped her paw across her mouth, Mina stuttered, Raye gaped openly, Lita was giving them a look that clearly spelled out 'I can't believe you guys', and Amy whipped out her computer and started to type away at it viciously. Mina finally gained her voice.
"You- you-," Partially at least. Her arms were crossed, one hand pointing at Serena, and one at Darien. Luna was ashamed of her herself, and let out a kitty howl of rage. How could she have been so careless?
"Don't blame yourself Luna," Amy said in a kind voice, "There was no way that you could've known."
"AMY!" Raye gasped.
"He already knows that she can talk."
"What else does he know?" Serena asked, turning her glare to them.
"Nothing," Lita informed, "Thank god."
Serena let out an audible sigh of relief, and then rushed on, "I thought for sure that you had told him and ruined everything. Can you guys imagine? What would he think if he knew that we were-" She cut herself off.
"Oh, way to go Serena!" Raye sarcastically said, "Honestly, how stupid are you?"
Amy cleared her throat.
"Any leads?" Lita asked her. Amy just shook her head.
"You have to turn us back Amy! I can't stay like this! Work faster!" Serena pleaded. Darien suddenly blanched.
"Today is Saturday, right?" Various heads were nodded, "I have an important exam on Friday! With her in my body, there is no hope! You must get us out of this situation before then!"
"I am working on it!" Amy said, obviously annoyed, "One cannot rush a genius."
"Actually.." Serena murmured.
I want to thank all my reviewers! I cannot tell you how much it is appreciated! I took into account everyone's suggestions, but it ended up deciding for itself as I wrote it. Hope it's not too confusing. Please review! Thanks!
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon.
Serena groaned as she thrashed restlessly about in the bed. It was only Saturday, but she had awoken quite early. What was this? She tried to will herself to go back to sleep, but the stupid sunlight wouldn't leave her alone. The sun shouldn't come up this early. She pulled the comforter over her head, finally managing to shut out the annoying rays, and drifted off. A last lazy thought floated across her mind before she willingly succumbed to sleep. Why was her alarm clock digital? Maybe it was magical.
Serena woke again somewhat later. A large yawn split her face as she stretched. She threw off the blanket and swung he legs off the edge of the bed. God, she hadn't shaved in a while. Her legs were very manly. And muscular. Interesting. A high and obnoxious shriek started to creep up her throat. However, apparently Darien's voice couldn't cope with the pitch, as the sound that was omitted was nothing short of hilarious. Her mind raced in an unfamiliar body. She ran to the bathroom and looked into the mirror. Darien's dark eyes icily stared back at her. Darien? How the hell?!? Before her thoughts could be completed, his abs caught up with her. Her brain lapsed, and drool started to dribble out of her open mouth. Just then a phone started to shrilly ring. She located the source and eyed it wearily. Should she pick up? Before she could decide the answer machine did for her. Her own voice told her to pick up. She did. She barely could hear a sharp voice reprimand Darien. Serena smiled, no doubt her friends had arrived.
""Hello? Who's this?" Utoh, Raye was mad, most likely due to the Scout meeting that had been planned for this morning. Her heart stopped. They could tell Darien everything, however innocently.
"RAYE!!!!!" She screamed, desperately trying to get her friends attention.
"DARIEN?! Why the hell are you calling DARIEN?!?" Oh god. This was not good. The last part was probably directed to her body.
"YOU GUYS!!" Serena screamed, fear and anxiety clinging to her every word.
"Guys?!? Since when do you call us that?!?" Mina screeched, as she hung up.
Serena freaked, she had to get to her house, now. She ran about the unfamiliar apartment, throwing on a pair of pants, and a random shirt. Everything was sickeningly neat and organized. She slammed the door, and dashed out of the apartment complex. The area was not completely unfamiliar, and she found a way home quickly. A rather curvy woman seductively walked past and Serena scrunched her face up in disgust. Did this woman think she was a lesbian or something? The temptress seemed rather taken aback at her reaction. Oh. Right. I'm Darien. He must get this all the time, the Jerk. That is so disturbing.
Upon reaching her house, she decided that it was best to try the window to her room. A helpful tree stood right outside it, and she clambered up it, only to be surprised at Darien's strength. It seemed almost superhuman. The scene she spied upon threw her stomach unto a rollercoaster. Her friends, and cat, had her body surrounded. She was sure that they had already told him everything, but she had to stop them from possibly giving away even more. She jumped from the tree branch, and kicked the window open. Her guardians stood there, gaping and blinking at her stupidly, as did Luna, and Darien. Except that Darien currently invaded her own body. It was all too ironic and strange. She started to hit her head against the wall, in agony and frustration, rather violently.
"Stop that Meatball Head!" Her voice commanded, "You are going to destroy my body!" Whoa, Darien thought, he had just called himself Meatball Head, could this day get any weirder? Serena noticed that he still wore her pajamas.
"If you even peaked!" She screeched, that is screeched to the extent that Darien's voice could manage.
"Why would I want to? No, I didn't, but can we say the same for you?" He mildly asked, raising one of her eyebrows. She blushed and glared at him. Darien was slightly shocked.
"Do I really look that frightening when I glare at people?
Serena just continued to send him glares through his own eyes. Meanwhile, something was becoming painfully clear to the bystanders. Luna slapped her paw across her mouth, Mina stuttered, Raye gaped openly, Lita was giving them a look that clearly spelled out 'I can't believe you guys', and Amy whipped out her computer and started to type away at it viciously. Mina finally gained her voice.
"You- you-," Partially at least. Her arms were crossed, one hand pointing at Serena, and one at Darien. Luna was ashamed of her herself, and let out a kitty howl of rage. How could she have been so careless?
"Don't blame yourself Luna," Amy said in a kind voice, "There was no way that you could've known."
"AMY!" Raye gasped.
"He already knows that she can talk."
"What else does he know?" Serena asked, turning her glare to them.
"Nothing," Lita informed, "Thank god."
Serena let out an audible sigh of relief, and then rushed on, "I thought for sure that you had told him and ruined everything. Can you guys imagine? What would he think if he knew that we were-" She cut herself off.
"Oh, way to go Serena!" Raye sarcastically said, "Honestly, how stupid are you?"
Amy cleared her throat.
"Any leads?" Lita asked her. Amy just shook her head.
"You have to turn us back Amy! I can't stay like this! Work faster!" Serena pleaded. Darien suddenly blanched.
"Today is Saturday, right?" Various heads were nodded, "I have an important exam on Friday! With her in my body, there is no hope! You must get us out of this situation before then!"
"I am working on it!" Amy said, obviously annoyed, "One cannot rush a genius."
"Actually.." Serena murmured.
I want to thank all my reviewers! I cannot tell you how much it is appreciated! I took into account everyone's suggestions, but it ended up deciding for itself as I wrote it. Hope it's not too confusing. Please review! Thanks!