Torture Kuwabara =^.^=
When the team was out in Genkai's back yard Botan appered " Oh great its the fairy girl ready to ruin the day" said Yoko in a wise ass tone " Its nothing new Yoko" said Akamay sitting in a tree with Hiei " Hey I came all this way to talk to Akamay not ruin anybodys day" said Botan as if she was anoyed " Well what is it then" said Akamay while jumping down the tree with Hiei " Koenma wanted me to give you this" said Botan handing Akamay an envalope and one spirit egg and giving Yoko a spirit egg aswell " Hey what is this?" said Yoko and why did I get one two?" asked Akamay " Hey thats a spirit egg I got one too when I died" said Yusuke " Yes we dont know where it came from it just showed up out of knowhere and it has Akamay's and Yoko's spirit energy in it so its yours to keep and Akamay that envalope open it" said Botan as Akamay opened the envalope and mony was in it" " Hey whats up with this Botan?" said Akamay " Wow look at that" said Kuwabara as he looked in the envalope " Whats this for?" asked Kurama " Well this money is for Akamay so she can finnaly get her own place in the human world instead of staying at genkai's" said Botan with a smile on her face " Man Koenma likes to take the fun out of everything I didnt even get to steal it from anyone" said Akamay as she sighs " Well I guss the iner thife is still talken" said Botan as she rode off on her oar then the team sat around the garden and was talking about what the spirit beasts might look like "I wonder if it would be what mine would look like" said Yusuke as he was holding Yoko's egg " I doubt that" said Yoko as she got her egg back " If this thing turns out dangerus I dont want you near it" said Hiei as he handed akamay's egg back " No I dont think so knowone going to try and kill me so I'll be fine" " Oh yeah you killed your whole tribe" said Kuwabara " No duh wernt you there or did your little brain forget?" said Yoko " Hey who are you calling dumb you stupid kitsune" then both Kurama and Yoko hit Kuwabara across the head realy hard " Man Kuwabara your just as smart as a rats ass" said Akamay in a wiss ass tone " who are you calling stupid you overgrown kittin girl!" yelled Kuwabara then Akamay grabbed Kuwabara's neak and started strangling him violently yelling " Who do you think you are talking to me like that you sad sorry excuse for a gorilla!" while Yusuke and Yoko was laughing there asses off while Hiei and Kurama was bearing a smirk and then Kuwabara yelled out " someone help me shes going to kill me!" yelled Kuwabara like a little girl " You did it to your self Kuwabara!" yelled Yusuke while still laughing along with Yoko " "Okay now its bussiness" said Akamay as she dragged Kuwabara around and hog tied him up and hung him over a tree and Kuwabara screaming like a little girl all the way " What are you going to do?" said Yoko as Akamay was tieing the other end of the rope to the tree itself " There now watch and learn" said Akamay as she sat down next to Hiei and Yoko sitting next to Kurama leaving Kuwabara hanging in the tree in frount of them while Yusuke was on the ground still laughing his ass of and Hiei and Kurama still chukleing a little then the group finnaly calmed down and Kuwabara stll hanging in thre tree Akamay put him in "So how long do you plan on keeping the fool up there?" said Hiei " Oh I dont know maybe when I fell like it any body have any ideas of what we can do?" then Kuwabara yelled out " Oh I got a plan why dont Urameshi quit standing there like an idiot and get me down!!!" " Na, Kuwabara you can sit tight until we fell like it" " Oh I just thought of a great idea" said Akamay as she whisperd it to everyone so that Kuwabara wont hear " Okay this is what we'll do we stilll have some water ballones right?" said Akamay " No we used them all up when we were playing water war" said Yusuke " Well we still have the water guns so me and Hiei will go to the store and get some water ballones" said Akamay in an evilish voice " Sounds good to me" said Kurama " Oh man this is gonna be good " said Yoko as Hiei and Akamay left for the store.
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When they got to the store Akamay and Hiei went to a place called" PartyStore" ( I made that name up) so they walked in and they went strait to the ballon section " Geez you think that these humans better seletions" said akamay looking at the water ballones " Thats what you can exspect from humans " said Hiei then Akamay grabbed bout 20 bages of water ballones becouse they were on clearence so they headed for the waiting line and when they finnaly got to the regester the lady cheaked them out and they left to go back to Genkai's but while they were walking back a group of guys were fallowing them and were cheaking Akamay out Akamay didnt know of this and was to busy thinking of torturing poor Kuwabara but Hiei knew of this so he stopped waking and turned around to face them and said " If you even lay one finger on Akamay I will make shure you'll never look at another woman agein!" then when Akamay heard this she turned around and seen that a group of guys were on the ground begging for there lives " What the hell hapend?" said Akamay cureusly " Nothing speial" said Hiei as they both walked off then one of the guys acualy got up and grabed Akamay by the shoulder but Akamay wasent going to take then lightly she grabed the foolish humans hand and thew him back to the other guys were laying and thy were all in pain " Dont you ever touch me agein you stupid cock- sucking- baka's unless you love serius pain!" yelled Akamay as Hiei smirked and they continued tords Genkai's. "Hey what toke you guys so long its been one hour?" complined Yusuke " Hey be greatfull we even got the ballons for you" said Hiei as Akamay was filling up the water baloons and Yukina was happily making then extra cold for her lovable Kuwabara " You dont think Kazum will mind if I thro a few at them do you Hiei" asked Yukina " Hn, if he yells at you or at Akamay he will have to write his deathwish" yukina giggled a little and said " Your so sweet when you want to be can you oniisan" by this Hiei blushed a little and when Akamay and Yukina were done they put all of the water ballones in a buket and a towel was over it so that Kuwabara didnt know what was comming to him when they got the group together Yoko has been ready before all of them " Ah, nothing like totureing a human in outdoors I havent done anything like this since Koenma capured me " said Yoko and the group teardrooped well not Hiei, Akamay or Kurama they agreed to this then Akamay put one her right arm around her neak and said " Yeah but it would be better if we had a smallr tree and then we could of played Kuwabara pinyata" said Akamay evilishly and Hiei grinned and Kurama did the same but Yusuke said " Man you two are thirstey for blood" " Is that wrong!" said Yoko as they both glared at Yusuke with there demon eyes that showed no emothen then Yusuke decide to backe off on this one so they began to play torture Kuwabara by the time Kuwabara seen the water ballones he screemed out loud " What the hell are you guys going to do to me!" " Hey Kuwabara this is the penalty for messing with us demons in the first place" yelled Yoko " Yeah Kuwabara be glade we arnt going to play pinyata with ya I was kinda thinking bout that!" yelled Akamay " Fool" yelled Hiei " What how can I be a fool Akamay cought me off gourd!" " Thats the reson your a fool you let her do it and she was even in her demon form at the time" said Hiei so that Kuwabara could hear " Okay that dose it come and say that to my f... Ahhhhhhhhh dont do it please!!!" yelled Kuwabarta as the first hit from a water ballone came from Yoko since she couldnt wait no longer then the next came from Yusuke then the next came from Akamay and the next came from both Hiei and Kurama along with Yukina and Keiko then his siter shizuru said " Love ya baby bro!" then she tossed one and it hit perefectly on his face " Good one Shizuru" said Keiko then this went on for an hour then Genkai came in and was laughing and said
" What did the fool do to Akamay?" " Its a long, long story but he got what he desuves so Akamay thougt it would be nice to leave him hangen for a while then they went in for dinner leaving Kuwabara yelling " Akamay do you think its about time you put Kazuma dowm?"said Yukina while pointing to the tree " Who?" then the group started laughing and Hiei said " Yes I think the fools head might not be able to withstand more toture" " Well its not my fault his brain is small" said Akamay as she jumped up the tree then she untied Kuwabara well acual she just cut the rope and let him fall when he feel everyone heard a big bag so they ran outside and seem Kuwabara climb the tree Akamay was on then they just watched in laughter and seen Kuwabara used his spirit sword to get up there and fell but grabbed Akama's tail wich was the closest thing to grab hold of when he fell " God damn it Kuwabara let go your gonna pull it off!" then by this Hiei came up and kicked Kuwabara in the ass then he fell and Akamay started pounding the day lights out of Kuwabara for pulling on her tail " Yuo stupid idiot you are the stupidest ningen i'v ever seen in my life you stupid ugly gorilla!!!" yelled Akamay as she beat the shit out of Kuwabara as the team was luahging but the girls eceeped Yoko was trying to help Kuwabara.
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Please Review =^.^= @}----'--'
I bet your wondering what ningen and Baka means ningen means stupid humans and Baka means the same thing but can also be used on demons just for those who do not know :)
When the team was out in Genkai's back yard Botan appered " Oh great its the fairy girl ready to ruin the day" said Yoko in a wise ass tone " Its nothing new Yoko" said Akamay sitting in a tree with Hiei " Hey I came all this way to talk to Akamay not ruin anybodys day" said Botan as if she was anoyed " Well what is it then" said Akamay while jumping down the tree with Hiei " Koenma wanted me to give you this" said Botan handing Akamay an envalope and one spirit egg and giving Yoko a spirit egg aswell " Hey what is this?" said Yoko and why did I get one two?" asked Akamay " Hey thats a spirit egg I got one too when I died" said Yusuke " Yes we dont know where it came from it just showed up out of knowhere and it has Akamay's and Yoko's spirit energy in it so its yours to keep and Akamay that envalope open it" said Botan as Akamay opened the envalope and mony was in it" " Hey whats up with this Botan?" said Akamay " Wow look at that" said Kuwabara as he looked in the envalope " Whats this for?" asked Kurama " Well this money is for Akamay so she can finnaly get her own place in the human world instead of staying at genkai's" said Botan with a smile on her face " Man Koenma likes to take the fun out of everything I didnt even get to steal it from anyone" said Akamay as she sighs " Well I guss the iner thife is still talken" said Botan as she rode off on her oar then the team sat around the garden and was talking about what the spirit beasts might look like "I wonder if it would be what mine would look like" said Yusuke as he was holding Yoko's egg " I doubt that" said Yoko as she got her egg back " If this thing turns out dangerus I dont want you near it" said Hiei as he handed akamay's egg back " No I dont think so knowone going to try and kill me so I'll be fine" " Oh yeah you killed your whole tribe" said Kuwabara " No duh wernt you there or did your little brain forget?" said Yoko " Hey who are you calling dumb you stupid kitsune" then both Kurama and Yoko hit Kuwabara across the head realy hard " Man Kuwabara your just as smart as a rats ass" said Akamay in a wiss ass tone " who are you calling stupid you overgrown kittin girl!" yelled Kuwabara then Akamay grabbed Kuwabara's neak and started strangling him violently yelling " Who do you think you are talking to me like that you sad sorry excuse for a gorilla!" while Yusuke and Yoko was laughing there asses off while Hiei and Kurama was bearing a smirk and then Kuwabara yelled out " someone help me shes going to kill me!" yelled Kuwabara like a little girl " You did it to your self Kuwabara!" yelled Yusuke while still laughing along with Yoko " "Okay now its bussiness" said Akamay as she dragged Kuwabara around and hog tied him up and hung him over a tree and Kuwabara screaming like a little girl all the way " What are you going to do?" said Yoko as Akamay was tieing the other end of the rope to the tree itself " There now watch and learn" said Akamay as she sat down next to Hiei and Yoko sitting next to Kurama leaving Kuwabara hanging in the tree in frount of them while Yusuke was on the ground still laughing his ass of and Hiei and Kurama still chukleing a little then the group finnaly calmed down and Kuwabara stll hanging in thre tree Akamay put him in "So how long do you plan on keeping the fool up there?" said Hiei " Oh I dont know maybe when I fell like it any body have any ideas of what we can do?" then Kuwabara yelled out " Oh I got a plan why dont Urameshi quit standing there like an idiot and get me down!!!" " Na, Kuwabara you can sit tight until we fell like it" " Oh I just thought of a great idea" said Akamay as she whisperd it to everyone so that Kuwabara wont hear " Okay this is what we'll do we stilll have some water ballones right?" said Akamay " No we used them all up when we were playing water war" said Yusuke " Well we still have the water guns so me and Hiei will go to the store and get some water ballones" said Akamay in an evilish voice " Sounds good to me" said Kurama " Oh man this is gonna be good " said Yoko as Hiei and Akamay left for the store.
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When they got to the store Akamay and Hiei went to a place called" PartyStore" ( I made that name up) so they walked in and they went strait to the ballon section " Geez you think that these humans better seletions" said akamay looking at the water ballones " Thats what you can exspect from humans " said Hiei then Akamay grabbed bout 20 bages of water ballones becouse they were on clearence so they headed for the waiting line and when they finnaly got to the regester the lady cheaked them out and they left to go back to Genkai's but while they were walking back a group of guys were fallowing them and were cheaking Akamay out Akamay didnt know of this and was to busy thinking of torturing poor Kuwabara but Hiei knew of this so he stopped waking and turned around to face them and said " If you even lay one finger on Akamay I will make shure you'll never look at another woman agein!" then when Akamay heard this she turned around and seen that a group of guys were on the ground begging for there lives " What the hell hapend?" said Akamay cureusly " Nothing speial" said Hiei as they both walked off then one of the guys acualy got up and grabed Akamay by the shoulder but Akamay wasent going to take then lightly she grabed the foolish humans hand and thew him back to the other guys were laying and thy were all in pain " Dont you ever touch me agein you stupid cock- sucking- baka's unless you love serius pain!" yelled Akamay as Hiei smirked and they continued tords Genkai's. "Hey what toke you guys so long its been one hour?" complined Yusuke " Hey be greatfull we even got the ballons for you" said Hiei as Akamay was filling up the water baloons and Yukina was happily making then extra cold for her lovable Kuwabara " You dont think Kazum will mind if I thro a few at them do you Hiei" asked Yukina " Hn, if he yells at you or at Akamay he will have to write his deathwish" yukina giggled a little and said " Your so sweet when you want to be can you oniisan" by this Hiei blushed a little and when Akamay and Yukina were done they put all of the water ballones in a buket and a towel was over it so that Kuwabara didnt know what was comming to him when they got the group together Yoko has been ready before all of them " Ah, nothing like totureing a human in outdoors I havent done anything like this since Koenma capured me " said Yoko and the group teardrooped well not Hiei, Akamay or Kurama they agreed to this then Akamay put one her right arm around her neak and said " Yeah but it would be better if we had a smallr tree and then we could of played Kuwabara pinyata" said Akamay evilishly and Hiei grinned and Kurama did the same but Yusuke said " Man you two are thirstey for blood" " Is that wrong!" said Yoko as they both glared at Yusuke with there demon eyes that showed no emothen then Yusuke decide to backe off on this one so they began to play torture Kuwabara by the time Kuwabara seen the water ballones he screemed out loud " What the hell are you guys going to do to me!" " Hey Kuwabara this is the penalty for messing with us demons in the first place" yelled Yoko " Yeah Kuwabara be glade we arnt going to play pinyata with ya I was kinda thinking bout that!" yelled Akamay " Fool" yelled Hiei " What how can I be a fool Akamay cought me off gourd!" " Thats the reson your a fool you let her do it and she was even in her demon form at the time" said Hiei so that Kuwabara could hear " Okay that dose it come and say that to my f... Ahhhhhhhhh dont do it please!!!" yelled Kuwabarta as the first hit from a water ballone came from Yoko since she couldnt wait no longer then the next came from Yusuke then the next came from Akamay and the next came from both Hiei and Kurama along with Yukina and Keiko then his siter shizuru said " Love ya baby bro!" then she tossed one and it hit perefectly on his face " Good one Shizuru" said Keiko then this went on for an hour then Genkai came in and was laughing and said
" What did the fool do to Akamay?" " Its a long, long story but he got what he desuves so Akamay thougt it would be nice to leave him hangen for a while then they went in for dinner leaving Kuwabara yelling " Akamay do you think its about time you put Kazuma dowm?"said Yukina while pointing to the tree " Who?" then the group started laughing and Hiei said " Yes I think the fools head might not be able to withstand more toture" " Well its not my fault his brain is small" said Akamay as she jumped up the tree then she untied Kuwabara well acual she just cut the rope and let him fall when he feel everyone heard a big bag so they ran outside and seem Kuwabara climb the tree Akamay was on then they just watched in laughter and seen Kuwabara used his spirit sword to get up there and fell but grabbed Akama's tail wich was the closest thing to grab hold of when he fell " God damn it Kuwabara let go your gonna pull it off!" then by this Hiei came up and kicked Kuwabara in the ass then he fell and Akamay started pounding the day lights out of Kuwabara for pulling on her tail " Yuo stupid idiot you are the stupidest ningen i'v ever seen in my life you stupid ugly gorilla!!!" yelled Akamay as she beat the shit out of Kuwabara as the team was luahging but the girls eceeped Yoko was trying to help Kuwabara.
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Please Review =^.^= @}----'--'
I bet your wondering what ningen and Baka means ningen means stupid humans and Baka means the same thing but can also be used on demons just for those who do not know :)