AN: Im done with this story. (Is happy, finished two stories) Sorry it took so long and hope you enjoy the ending.
"If they're not with us, they have to be with the acolytes."
"The whos-its?" Priya looked confused.
I rolled my eyes at Priya. "Don't you know anything about x-men?"
"Not really. Is that a bad thing?"
"Yaknowmaybewecouldmakelogansniffusbacktothemifweusesabretoothasanexcuseandtalkinglikepietroissocool!"
Everyone blinked at Staci.
She sighed exasperatedly. "Fine! I'll talk normal! Maybe if we use Logan's sniffing power, we can tell him that Sabretooth is being stupid and then follow him to the acolytes. Buttalkinglikepietroisstillcool."
"We could use his motorcycle as a bribe! Tell him Sabretooth stole it. We can hotwire Lance's jeep and take that to follow him in."
Everyone nodded in agreement and we walked downstairs past the still unconscious Blob and lance. I hotwired the Jeep and Andy insisted on driving, out of fear for everyone's safety, but he couldn't see over the steering wheel. I grinned. "I guess that means I get to drive." Priya and Andy once again looked frightened.
"You're a worse driver than Kitty!" Staci yelled as I ran a stop sign and exceeded the speed limit by at least 50 mph.
"Thanks!"
As soon as we got back to the mansion, we made Andy run out to find Logan. "Mr. Logan, Mr. Logan! Sabretooth totally stole your motorcycle and took it to the acolytes hide out. He like said that for every, like, hour you don't show up, he's gonna, like, dent it a couple more times!"
Logan leaped from one of the upstairs window, growling and sniffing. He ran into the garage and jumped into Scott's car. Andy ran back and phased into the backseat and we took off after Logan. A few minutes later, he stopped outside of an old warehouse. We parked around back and snuck inside as he snuck into the front.
The entire warehouse was just empty space with no inside walls. In the middle was a smoldering fire and four figures laying around it. Logan let out a roar of rage and leapt at Sabretooth, claws out. Sabretooth sat up and screeched very girlily. "I don't think that's Sabretooth." Priya pointed out.
I ran to intercept Logan, a bare hand outstreached. My hand came in contact with his cheek and he fainted. I wobbled for a moment, and then steadied myself. But Gambit, Pyro, and Colossus were sitting up confusedly. Gambit yawned, stretched, rubbed his eyes, and looked around. His eyes widened and he rubbed his eyes again. Andy went over to explain things to whoever Gambit was.
Pryo was currently using the embers of the fire to make fire monsters that had hypnotized both Priya and Jenn. "Ooh, fire." Priya said dazedly. One of the monsters lit Jenn's sleeve on fire. Priya giggled, until it lit her shoe on fire.
"HEY! Those shoes make me tall!" She teleported behind him, pressure pointed him, and then teleported him away. She returned a second later. "Left him on the roof.
"Look out behind you, Bub!" I yelled at Stalker Dan. He whirled around and kicked up enough dust from the floor to make himself sneeze. A blob of slime shot out of his mouth and stuck to Colossus's face. He stumbled about trying to get it off and ended out passing out and cracking the slime off with the impact.
"I…beat someone? I actually won?" Dan did his party boy dance, and Staci, who had mistakenly looked up when dan had spoken, nearly threw up.
"Look, Bub." I said, marching up to Dan. "No more of that dancing or you'll get hurt." Three claws shot out of the back of my hand by themselves, since I didn't know how to control them. "Ow." I said, and blinked at them. I shrugged and poked Dan menacingly in his stomach.
I turned to Jenn, who was comforting a very hysterical Sabretooth, and Andy, who was talking calmy with a panic looking Gambit. "So who exactly are these Bubs?"
"I think this is Liz." Jenn said about Sabretooth.
"Good Dan, I believe." Andy told us.
Colossus shifted slightly. "Maybe we should get out of here before he wakes up." Staci suggested.
"I'll get the wolverine." Liz suggested in a gruff, deep and scratchy voice. It was really funny. We made our way back to the Jeep and Scott's car and then drove back to the institute.
"Now what?" Jenn asked. Stalker Dan was standing annoyingly close to me. "What?" I demanded. "Nothing." He said, then tried to slip his hand into my still ungloved one. I shrieked and pulled away from the contact, but not before the flash that signaled his psyche being pulled into my mind. I shivered slightly.
"Hey, you knocked out Dan!" Priya said. She held up a hand for high five and I smacked it. Another flash and Priya fell over. "Whoops."
We carried the unconscious into the house and walked cautiously up to the professor's office. We left Wolverine by the door and Priya started to wake up.
"Um, Mister Professor X?" I said, making to poke his face. Andy blocked my hand with his sleeved arm. "Not a good idea." Andy got to poke him instead.
"What's wrong?" He said, sitting up immediately and looking confusedly at the brotherhood and acolyte members.
"Um…There was a little mix up." Good Dan told him, leaning his hand against a picture on the wall. It promptly exploded. "Whoops."
After Staci had made the professor tea (which took her literally two seconds), we explained the full story to him and he pondered what to do.
"Well, the solution seems simple. You do have a teleporter in your midst. Use her to take you home, and the transdimensional travel should return you to your own bodies."
We all stared at Priya. "Join hands." The professor told us. I took Jenn's hand on one side, and Staci's on the other. They both fell over. "Maybe I should wear gloves." I ended up holding onto their sleeves as they lay on the ground.
"Ok, now Priya, focus on where you were when you left, and who each of you are supposed to be. Then teleport." She stared at him for a moment, and then closed her eyes in concentration. Then I felt like I was ripped away from my body and thrown into a wormhole. When I blinked open my eyes, I recognized my basement. I hurried over to Priya and shook her awake. "Priya! It worked." She blinked awake too and we woke up everyone else. We all jumped about excitedly and then ended up being scared (or in Priya's case, entertained) by the Ring. Things pretty much returned to normal after that.
Except sometimes, when I poked people, I noticed that it seemed to make them a lot more shaky than it should…