Not Just a Pretty Face
Author: Kaia Mariacle
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: PG
Summary: He's not just a pretty face.
Author's Notes: Oddly enough, this fic was inspired by Shania Twain's, "She's Not Just a Pretty Face." I was a bit startled when the inspiration hit me, but then I was all about getting it down on paper, er...I mean WordPerfect.
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Man, it's like people take one look at me and think, "There's nothing there." Don't get me wrong, though, I know I'm ridiculously hot.
I mean, have you seen my abs?
It's just, there's stuff beneath the surface. Deep stuff. I do have a brain, I just don't use it all the time. For like, school and other boring things. But ask me any question about greek mythology, and I'm so there.
Er, or maybe you should ask me about Alexander the Great, because Smallville is really where I've gotten my historical knowledge from.
........What?!
There's nothing wrong with that! Lex Luthor is a really smart guy!
Although, whenever I watch it with Ephram, he says that Lex is stupid. I think I even heard him muttering about oblivious billionaire's last week. Then he said something about oblivious jocks, but I really can't remember. I was a little busy staring at his cheeks.
He has great cheeks, all chiseled and....sharp. Kind of like Spike on Buffy, but not as defined. They're still really cool, and sometimes I want to run my hands over them.
Most people don't find Ephram attractive. It's like, they think he's too different. Well, he is different, but it's a good kind of different. They're too used to guys like me. All brawny and clean-cut. Except for the hair, which I will never cut.
So, um, yeah, they don't think Ephram's attractive, but they do think he's smart.
On occasion, people will come up to him and ask him to help them with their homework. Or last week, some guy copied his test in Geometry, and Ephram told me how that the guy came up to him a few days later, screaming about the D+ he'd got on the exam.
He'd done the funniest impersonation, and I'm pretty sure he was talking about Greg Adams on the football team. Because Greg has this squeaky voice that Ephram imitated perfectly.
I'm not saying that Ephram isn't smart, I'm just saying that people think he is because they don't find him attractive.
Which is just so dumb.
'Cause he's really hot.
~Finis~