Pokemon gone crazy
Hi. I'm actually a fan of Pokemon, but just this once; I'm going to turn on it - ka-king! Out of the ballpark. I am going to go absolutely crazy with this.
Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle sat around a campfire with Ash, Misty, Brock, and one of Ash's friends from first grade. Her name was Lise.
(All Pokemon speech is translated - all humans can understand. Lise is mental and often plans the destruction of Earth. She. Wrote this fanfic.)
Ash: So Lise, read us your fanfic! I'm really interested in hearing what you wrote!
Misty: Yeah!
Brock: -repeatedly tries desperately to open his eyes, but fails each time-
Lise: -begins- One day, Ashy, Fog, and Rock were walking around Retardcitystowneville.
Ash: Hey! Our names are Ash, Misty, and Brock!
Misty: Yeah! Lise: Suddenly, they saw nurse Joy and officer Jenny from Dirtidian city entering a bikini contest.
Ash: It's VIRIDIAN city!
Brock: w00t!
Misty: -grabs Brock's ear-
Pikachu: w00t!
Bulbasaur: Dude. Pikachu's a dude!
Charmander: Or.. a gay lady.
Pikachu: . leave me to weep over my mystery of what my gender is, please.
Lise: They were surrounded by an electric fence. Rock ran up to them and was electrocuted. Then he died. And Fog cried her ugly green eyes out.
Ash: So Rock - what is it like. You know. Being dead and all?
Brock: Oh no! I die a virgin! -Cries-
Lise: Fog couldn't take the pain. She ran up and grabbed Ashy. She kissed him for a long time. And then Pikachu slapped her. "What do you think you're doing with my man?" Pikachu snapped.
Pikachu: So I'm a girl?
Charmander: News to me.
Bulbasaur: This is suddenly getting horribly disturbing.
Misty: EW EW EW. I'd never kiss that twerp!
Ash: Misty has broken my heart. -Weep-
Lise: And then space invaders came and killed Pikachu.
Pikachu: Well.
Bulbasaur: Best part yet?
Charmander: That's my opinion, anyway.
Squirtle: I second that opinion.
Lise: Fog pulled Ash into the forest, where a dead rotten tree fell over onto her and crushed her lungs. Luckily, she didn't need them to survive. But the termites escaped from the tree and ate her wooden hearts. Which she deed need to survive. So she died.
Misty: Hearts? I only have one heart. And it's made of muscle tissue!
Bulbasaur: What are termites doing eating dead, rotten trees?
Lise: and then the aliens incinerated Ashy.
All: THE END!
Hi. I'm actually a fan of Pokemon, but just this once; I'm going to turn on it - ka-king! Out of the ballpark. I am going to go absolutely crazy with this.
Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle sat around a campfire with Ash, Misty, Brock, and one of Ash's friends from first grade. Her name was Lise.
(All Pokemon speech is translated - all humans can understand. Lise is mental and often plans the destruction of Earth. She. Wrote this fanfic.)
Ash: So Lise, read us your fanfic! I'm really interested in hearing what you wrote!
Misty: Yeah!
Brock: -repeatedly tries desperately to open his eyes, but fails each time-
Lise: -begins- One day, Ashy, Fog, and Rock were walking around Retardcitystowneville.
Ash: Hey! Our names are Ash, Misty, and Brock!
Misty: Yeah! Lise: Suddenly, they saw nurse Joy and officer Jenny from Dirtidian city entering a bikini contest.
Ash: It's VIRIDIAN city!
Brock: w00t!
Misty: -grabs Brock's ear-
Pikachu: w00t!
Bulbasaur: Dude. Pikachu's a dude!
Charmander: Or.. a gay lady.
Pikachu: . leave me to weep over my mystery of what my gender is, please.
Lise: They were surrounded by an electric fence. Rock ran up to them and was electrocuted. Then he died. And Fog cried her ugly green eyes out.
Ash: So Rock - what is it like. You know. Being dead and all?
Brock: Oh no! I die a virgin! -Cries-
Lise: Fog couldn't take the pain. She ran up and grabbed Ashy. She kissed him for a long time. And then Pikachu slapped her. "What do you think you're doing with my man?" Pikachu snapped.
Pikachu: So I'm a girl?
Charmander: News to me.
Bulbasaur: This is suddenly getting horribly disturbing.
Misty: EW EW EW. I'd never kiss that twerp!
Ash: Misty has broken my heart. -Weep-
Lise: And then space invaders came and killed Pikachu.
Pikachu: Well.
Bulbasaur: Best part yet?
Charmander: That's my opinion, anyway.
Squirtle: I second that opinion.
Lise: Fog pulled Ash into the forest, where a dead rotten tree fell over onto her and crushed her lungs. Luckily, she didn't need them to survive. But the termites escaped from the tree and ate her wooden hearts. Which she deed need to survive. So she died.
Misty: Hearts? I only have one heart. And it's made of muscle tissue!
Bulbasaur: What are termites doing eating dead, rotten trees?
Lise: and then the aliens incinerated Ashy.
All: THE END!