A/N: This is my first parody.I think it shall be great fun! I'm
Lizzie by the way.Also, I don't own any of it, no one told me to do it, I'm
not doing it for any money, and everyone should bow down to the owners of
the respective music and characters, etc. etc.
Lizzie: (looking at two cast lists) OoOoO Christine's Liza, and uh, Andre's the Colonel guy, and Erik's Prof. Higgins, I guess.And umm, well Madame Giry's the housekeeper, and who to play that fop Freddy Einsford- Hill [No offense meant to Jeremy Brett.he's the coolest!] OOOO! OOO! RAOUL! He's a fop! They're both fops! (stands up and claps hands) Aaaaaaaaaaanyways.moving on.the servants can be all sorts of other people. I'll figure it out later. (Lizzie takes out her magic wand and taps it three times over her libretto. Suddenly..EVERYONE APPEARS!)
Erik: (Looks at Lizzie) WHY CAN'T YOU DAMN PHANS LEAVE ME ALONE??
Lizzie: 'Cuz we love you! (she runs over and gives him a hug)
Raoul: (whimpering) What about me? No one ever loves me.
Lizzie: Now, now, we only don't like you because it goes against everything in our hearts, souls, and genetic make-up. It's not really anything personal. (Turns around and laughs uproariously).
Raoul: (grinning) Oh, ok! (He starts poking around the room. He looks at the piano in the corner and starts playing horribly) Guess who I am!
All: (covering their ears) STOP IT! (Raoul sneaks quietly into a corner).
Lizzie: All right everyone. I've gathered you all here to do a little production called My Fair Lady. Fun, right?
All: (Grumbles all around)
Lizzie: What was that? (About to pull the trigger on a giant water gun)
All: Fun!
Raoul: Yay!
Erik: Shut up you stupid boy!
Lizzie: Yeah, you're a doofus.
Christine: Doofus? What's that?
Lizzie: Never mind..(waves her wand and everyone appears in costume. Also, everyone knows their lines). Now, since I magically transplanted every line of this play into your head, we should be ready to go!
(Lights magically dim and play starts)
Christine: Wait a minute, do I have to be dressed like this the whole play? I look icky.
Raoul: (coming onstage) I look pretty swell don't I?
Lizzie: Duh, you doofus, you're a fop. It was typecasting.
Raoul: Uh, alright. I don't have to dress like her do I? (points to Christine) Christine: (rolls eyes)
Lizzie: (squirts Raoul with water gun) NO! Now get where you're supposed to be before I squirt you again!
(Raoul goes offstage whimpering and dripping. Everyone is afraid of the water gun, and run to their places)
(Christine comes on asking people to buy her flowers. Raoul comes and knocks her over, and when Christine calls him dearie, he gasps)
Raoul: She called me dearie! Christine, I knew you loved me! (He flings himself at her feet)
Erik: (comes out from behind column) I quit! He's already messed up the play twice and I haven't gotten to say anything!
(Christine is trying in vain to pull Raoul off of her legs, but he won't budge. Meg comes over and they both work on un-attaching Raoul.)
Lizzie: All right, all right! You guys just aren't cut out for My Fair Lady, are you?
(Everyone nods their heads. Everyone except Raoul that is, who is currently being pried off Christine's legs with a crowbar. Lizzie takes out her water gun and squirts him. He comes off).
Christine: Thanks. I think the circulation may have been cut off in my legs.
Erik: I could check for you.
Christine: Ok.
(They go offstage, and everyone soon hears kissing sounds)
Andre: (shudders) Gross!
Lizzie: (sighing) It's how it's meant to be.
Lizzie: (looking at two cast lists) OoOoO Christine's Liza, and uh, Andre's the Colonel guy, and Erik's Prof. Higgins, I guess.And umm, well Madame Giry's the housekeeper, and who to play that fop Freddy Einsford- Hill [No offense meant to Jeremy Brett.he's the coolest!] OOOO! OOO! RAOUL! He's a fop! They're both fops! (stands up and claps hands) Aaaaaaaaaaanyways.moving on.the servants can be all sorts of other people. I'll figure it out later. (Lizzie takes out her magic wand and taps it three times over her libretto. Suddenly..EVERYONE APPEARS!)
Erik: (Looks at Lizzie) WHY CAN'T YOU DAMN PHANS LEAVE ME ALONE??
Lizzie: 'Cuz we love you! (she runs over and gives him a hug)
Raoul: (whimpering) What about me? No one ever loves me.
Lizzie: Now, now, we only don't like you because it goes against everything in our hearts, souls, and genetic make-up. It's not really anything personal. (Turns around and laughs uproariously).
Raoul: (grinning) Oh, ok! (He starts poking around the room. He looks at the piano in the corner and starts playing horribly) Guess who I am!
All: (covering their ears) STOP IT! (Raoul sneaks quietly into a corner).
Lizzie: All right everyone. I've gathered you all here to do a little production called My Fair Lady. Fun, right?
All: (Grumbles all around)
Lizzie: What was that? (About to pull the trigger on a giant water gun)
All: Fun!
Raoul: Yay!
Erik: Shut up you stupid boy!
Lizzie: Yeah, you're a doofus.
Christine: Doofus? What's that?
Lizzie: Never mind..(waves her wand and everyone appears in costume. Also, everyone knows their lines). Now, since I magically transplanted every line of this play into your head, we should be ready to go!
(Lights magically dim and play starts)
Christine: Wait a minute, do I have to be dressed like this the whole play? I look icky.
Raoul: (coming onstage) I look pretty swell don't I?
Lizzie: Duh, you doofus, you're a fop. It was typecasting.
Raoul: Uh, alright. I don't have to dress like her do I? (points to Christine) Christine: (rolls eyes)
Lizzie: (squirts Raoul with water gun) NO! Now get where you're supposed to be before I squirt you again!
(Raoul goes offstage whimpering and dripping. Everyone is afraid of the water gun, and run to their places)
(Christine comes on asking people to buy her flowers. Raoul comes and knocks her over, and when Christine calls him dearie, he gasps)
Raoul: She called me dearie! Christine, I knew you loved me! (He flings himself at her feet)
Erik: (comes out from behind column) I quit! He's already messed up the play twice and I haven't gotten to say anything!
(Christine is trying in vain to pull Raoul off of her legs, but he won't budge. Meg comes over and they both work on un-attaching Raoul.)
Lizzie: All right, all right! You guys just aren't cut out for My Fair Lady, are you?
(Everyone nods their heads. Everyone except Raoul that is, who is currently being pried off Christine's legs with a crowbar. Lizzie takes out her water gun and squirts him. He comes off).
Christine: Thanks. I think the circulation may have been cut off in my legs.
Erik: I could check for you.
Christine: Ok.
(They go offstage, and everyone soon hears kissing sounds)
Andre: (shudders) Gross!
Lizzie: (sighing) It's how it's meant to be.