Raoul: *marches up to Lizzie* All right! I have had just about enough of
this! Why is it he (dramatic point backstage to origin of kissing sounds)
always get Christine in these dumb phan phictions! I know you've read the
book and seen the play, and even seen the movie! Who always gets
Christine? MANY FORMS OF ME!!! (Lizzie pulls out the squirt gun and squirts
him)
Lizzie: Whoa boy, calm down. Remember this is my phic, *smiles evilly* and I can do whatever I want to you! *Raoul is suddenly turned into a large platypus, then quickly turns back. He then runs away* Well, considering Eliza and Professor Higgins are offstage making out, and Freddy Einsford- Hill is, er, somewhere, we can't do the show.
All: HURRAY! (confetti has suddenly appeared, along with party hats and streamers)
Lizzie: HEY! *everyone quiets down* Of course, since I have you all heeeeeeeeerrrrreeeeeee and all, this opportunity is just too good to waste! Now everyone, sit down while I think. *Everyone sits down and Christine, Erik, and Raoul come back* I KNOW! Let's play charades!
Erik: Charades?
Lizzie: Yes! Wahoo! *a hat suddenly appears with a lot of papers inside* Here's the deal. Since I don't feel like explaining all this to you, we're going to play the kid's version. You're going to draw a piece of paper out of the hat, and act out whatever's on the paper without talking. We're going to be on teams, and the team that guesses the most correctly wins! *everyone is separated into teams*
Raoul: So we draw a paper out of that hat
Lizzie: Uh huh.
Raoul: Then we act out what's on the paper
Lizzie: Yup.
Raoul: But we can't talk
Lizzie: Yup.
Raoul: I don't get it.
Erik: You're a moron. Go on the other team.
Raoul: Okay. *Raoul trades with Meg*
Lizzie: *counts people on each team* Sorry Raoul, you have to hold the hat. There are too many people on that team.
Raoul: But I want to play!
Lizzie: Platypus....
Raoul: Ok! I love holding hats! *Erik starts. He picks cow*
Erik: I refuse to act like a cow in front of all these people!
Lizzie: *Hits herself on the head and stands up* You just gave it away! Well, the only other thing we can do with this many people is...uh...
Christine: I know! Let's put on a talent show! Raoul: Talent show? Do people do impersonations at talent shows?
Erik: *rolls eyes and squirts Raoul with Lizzie's squirt gun*
Lizzie: Whoa boy, calm down. Remember this is my phic, *smiles evilly* and I can do whatever I want to you! *Raoul is suddenly turned into a large platypus, then quickly turns back. He then runs away* Well, considering Eliza and Professor Higgins are offstage making out, and Freddy Einsford- Hill is, er, somewhere, we can't do the show.
All: HURRAY! (confetti has suddenly appeared, along with party hats and streamers)
Lizzie: HEY! *everyone quiets down* Of course, since I have you all heeeeeeeeerrrrreeeeeee and all, this opportunity is just too good to waste! Now everyone, sit down while I think. *Everyone sits down and Christine, Erik, and Raoul come back* I KNOW! Let's play charades!
Erik: Charades?
Lizzie: Yes! Wahoo! *a hat suddenly appears with a lot of papers inside* Here's the deal. Since I don't feel like explaining all this to you, we're going to play the kid's version. You're going to draw a piece of paper out of the hat, and act out whatever's on the paper without talking. We're going to be on teams, and the team that guesses the most correctly wins! *everyone is separated into teams*
Raoul: So we draw a paper out of that hat
Lizzie: Uh huh.
Raoul: Then we act out what's on the paper
Lizzie: Yup.
Raoul: But we can't talk
Lizzie: Yup.
Raoul: I don't get it.
Erik: You're a moron. Go on the other team.
Raoul: Okay. *Raoul trades with Meg*
Lizzie: *counts people on each team* Sorry Raoul, you have to hold the hat. There are too many people on that team.
Raoul: But I want to play!
Lizzie: Platypus....
Raoul: Ok! I love holding hats! *Erik starts. He picks cow*
Erik: I refuse to act like a cow in front of all these people!
Lizzie: *Hits herself on the head and stands up* You just gave it away! Well, the only other thing we can do with this many people is...uh...
Christine: I know! Let's put on a talent show! Raoul: Talent show? Do people do impersonations at talent shows?
Erik: *rolls eyes and squirts Raoul with Lizzie's squirt gun*