KK:YAY! My THIRD chapter..^__^ *Prances around*

Yugi: O__o *Inches away* Too happy..

KK: T__T You should talk Mr-I'm-everyone's-friend.

Yugi: I resent that!

KK: Oh, you wanna go?!?!

Yugi: O_o

KK: Come on little man! Let's get it on! T__T

Yugi: O_o;;;

KK: Hmm... I wonder how you keep on getting into the part of my story before the chapter even starts?

Yugi: O__O I don know...*Dissapears*

KK: O_- right....

The Meep:*Appears* MEEEEEEPPPPP!! *Dissapears*

KK: O__o Okie... anyhoo...um..ONE MORE TIME!! I do NOT own YuGiOh...or DO I???!?!?!

*Dramatic music plays*

Jenna: __ No you dont...

KK: V___V Oh, ok...*sulks*

Jenna: O__o you need a life...*dissapears*

KK: Oookkkay....and thankies for all the pretty reviews.... *Hands out cookies* So pretty and shiney, but possibley TOO shiney, eh?...O.O

Reviews: *shine with the power of 100 moons! MWAHAHAHA!*

Reviewers: O__;;; NO! THE LIGHT!! *wears sunglasses*

Sunglasses: *Can't take the light* Agh..NO! *dies* X__X

KK: O_o um...okay, anyhoo, I'm SO sorry that I havn't updated in a while, I was grounded from the comp for a while...V__V

Reviewers: T__T Not good enough!! *Hits KK with a dried out Jenna*

KK: X__X

Jenna: O____O X_____X @____@

KK: O_o!! ROLL FIC! I've scared you enough. V__V

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Yami: *prances around* Where off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!!

Malik: O___o I didn't think the chocolate would kick in so fast...

Yugi: V__V This isn't the sugar, he just does if for fun...

All but Yugi: O______O um....right...

Yami: THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!! ^__^

KK: *joins in* Because because because because....OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS THAT HE DOESSSSS!!!!!!!!

Jonouchi: And just when you thought KK would have a moleclue of sanity left...V__V

*~~~ Inside KK's Mind ~~~*

(Think of KK's mind as a house)

Door: *Is unlocked*

Sanity: *sneaks into the house*

Insanity: Dum dee dee dee doo...*is sitting in very cluttered living room, watching T.V.*

Sanity: *sneeks upstairs and starts cleaning the very un-organized house*

Vase: *Is knocked over by Sanity*

*Crash!*

Vase: X____X

Insanity: What the hell??? *Goes upstairs to check what the hell's happening*

Stairs: *Are stepped on* AGH!! NOOO! O__O X__X

Insanity: *Sees Sanity*

Sanity: *Sees Insanity*

Insanity: O__O AH! EVIL!! T__T *dragges Sanity by the sleeve out of the house and throws it out onto the driveway*

Sanity: *Is thrown* X__X

Insanity: And STAY out!!

Sanity: She WANTS me here you know, she INVITED me in!!

Insanity: You don't KNOW that!! T__T Now, get off the property, or I'll call the emotions police!!

Sanity: O__O Um... *Runs like hell* BUT I'LL BE BACK!!

*~~~ And There You Have It, A Once In A Lifetime Look, Inside KK's Mind ~~~*

KK & Yami: *sings commercial songs* It's our, jingle for gold fish, the baked and not fried gold fish! The yummy snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off!!

Seto: You know, that's not entirely true...

Jonouchi: You mean to tell me that... they're FRIED... AND NOT BAKED?!?!

Seto: Um...O_O

Jonouchi: All those years....WASTED!! *sobs in corner*

Seto: O____O No... what I mean is that they don't smile until you bite thier heads off...

Malik: O__O *AGASP!* YOU LIE!! T__T

Seto: (((O__O))) No...

**********~~~ Flash back ~~~**********

Baked and Not Fried Goldfish: *smiling*

*An hour later*

Baked and Not Fried Goldfish: * continues smiling*

* Day later*

Baked and Not Fried Goldfish: *Looks around* Man, I'm getting REAL sick of smiling...

*Year later*

Baked and Not Fried Goldfish: Aw screw this! *frowns*

God: EVILLL GOLDFISH!! *Damns the goldfish to hell*

Baked and Not Fried Goldfish: Agh!!! O__O NOOOOO!! *is damned* X__X

*********~~~ End of flashback ~~~*************

Jonouchi: *sob sob*

Yugi: God damns Goldfish that don't smile...?? O__o

Seto: Yes....YESS!! O__O

Goldfish: *comes out of the water*

Yami: *stops singing* AGASP! A fish!! *runs towards the fish*

Fish: AHHHH! CRRRAAAPP!! O___O

KK: *stops singing also* Nooo...! GOLDIE!!

Yami: *runs towards the fish* You're MINE! *tripps on puddle*

Fish: O____O whew...

Yami: *head falls in puddle* @__@ *Drowns* X__X

Puddle: O__O!!! *Is now in need of counseling*

Malik: *points to fish* Damn you fish and your evil ways!! T____T

Fish: MWAHAHAHA! *swims away*

KK: O__o gee, and it was Yami's turn for the truth of dare...

Bakura: Then it's MY turn........ AGIAN! MWHAHAHA! *thunder crashes*

All but Bakura: (((O____O))) Evil....

Bakura: }: D Ahaha ahahahahahaha!! (Mandark laugh)

*~Hour later~*

Bakura: *Is still laughing evily*

All: (((O___O)))

*~Another hour later~*

Bakura: *Is still laughing evily*

All: ((O__O))

*~Two hours later~*

Bakura: (You guessed it) *Is still laughing evily*

All: T__T

Bakura: Ahaha..aha..O_o

KK: JUST...go!! T____T

Yugi: *Is still scared from 4 hours ago* O__O

Yami: *Is still dead* X__X

Sun: *Is still shining*

Clouds: *have moved* O_O

Malik: *shakes head* It can't be true...Baked and Not Fried Goldfish SO smiles back until you bite their head of...! T__T

Readers: *Appear* WE WANT DARES!!

KK; It's all about you, isn't it? You you YOU!! It's what YOU want!!

Readers: T__T *Throws KK in water*

KK: *Is thrown* O____O

Readers: *Dissapear*

KK: *Lands in water*

Water: *Is hit* X___X *SPLASH!*

KK: @__@ *Is wet*

Person in water: *Is hit also* Ow....X__X

KK: *With her awsome authoress powers, makes her and the person appear on the land, dry*

Person: O__o

Yugi: Wait! *points to person* It's...HIM!!

***~ Meanwhile ~***

Anzu & Honda: *Are still on the raft*

Seagull: *Lands on the boat* HAHA!

Anzu: *Is withered and dead* X__X

Seagull: ((((((((O______O))))))))) AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *is now scared for life*

Honda: O_o um...*swims towards the island and drowns in the prosses*

Seagull: O___O Evil....*flys away*

***~ Back On The Island ~***

Yugi: It's...HIM! T__T

Person: (((O___O)))

Seto: Um...who??

**********~ Flash back~***********

*Thunder crashes*

KK's Friend(AK): *Appears out of nowhere* Doom.

All: O_O

AK: *dissapears*

All: O___o

*********~End of Flashback~***********

AK: YES, IT IS "I"!

Jonouchi: Your name is "I"? KOOL! I Wish that was MY name, but nnnooo...my mom had to pick JONOUCHI! I mean, what KIND of name is JONOUCHI??? It sounds like a dishwasher....O__O

AK: O_o Actully, my name ISN'T "I", it's CN5!!

[Insert "OOoo" 's And "Aaahhh..." 's here]

Seto: Gee, that's nice, but there's only problem with that!

CN5: What?

Seto: WE DON'T CARE!

CN5: T_______________T Die!

Seto: ((((((O_____O)))))) *runs*

Malik: Uh, he's getting away....O__o

CN5: No need in running! *Prays* Oh God, please help me smite my enemy!

Seto: *Get's stuck by lighting* Ow....O_O X__X *falls to the ground, roasted*

CN5: YAY!

Everyone: *inches away from CN5*

CN5: Hey! GET BACK HERE!

Everyone: O__o *inch back fearing for life*

KK: ANYHOO! We-

CN5: KK! My GOOD Friend! Thanx for saving me from the evil starfish in the sea...^__^

KK: O_O Don't menchin it...

Bakura: Now...who shall I ask...??

KK: Oh, yes, it's YOUR turn still, isn't it...O_o

CN5: OOOhh...Truth Or Dare! KOOL! *Helps himself to 200 CHEESE sandwitches and sits down by KK (I Don't know where all that food goes...O__O)*

Bakura: *aHEM*

CN5: *Hits Seto over head*

Seto: X______X

All: (((O___O)))

KK: O__o He seems to have a grudge agianst Seto....

Bakura: Oh god, stop inturpting! KK! T__T

KK: O__o

Bakura: Truth...or DARE!! T__T

KK: DARE!

Bakura: I dare YOU to...uh...um...Act NORMAL for an HOUR!!

KK: (((O_____O))) You ask for the impossible!!

Bakura: I KNOW! Mwahahaha!

Jonouchi: You know, I have to agree wit' KK, she CAN'T act NORMAL for an hour... even WITH all the peanut butter in the world...V__V

(Ya, that's right, you heard me, PEANUT BUTTER! Got a problem with that??? Then go eat grass!! T__T)

Bakura: T__T *turns Jonouchi into a teddy bear with wings (Think Kero, only bigger)*

All but Bakura: (((((((((O______________O)))))))))

KK: Um...O_O

Jonouchi: But I don' wanna be a bear....WWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

All but Jonouchi: O__O T____T Shut up...!

Jonouchi: V__V

Bakura: Now, KK! Do the dare!

KK: O__o I don't think I can, but I'll try acting normal. *Trys* Waoh, I CAN act normal.....O_____O

CN5: Crap, that's means I owe the socks 10 bucks....NOOOOOO!! PHILLIP! *huggs nickel*

*~5 minutes later~*

KK's Mind: *is overloading form being normal* (((O____O)))

Yugi: O__o this isn't gonna finish well...

KK's Mind: *Short circets*

KK: O__O @__@ X____X

Ryou: *Stare* *Blink* YAY! God has answered my prayer!!

CN5: That means that THREE people are out cold...O__o

Bakura: Well, since my dare didn't work, I get to go...AGAIN!! MWAHAHA....

All: O__O Wait... *aren't that scared* T__T

Bakura: Ahaha...ha..aha...um...ya...O_o

Ryou: Oh for GOD'S sake, just go and get it over with...*eats cheese sandwitch (Dude, I don care how you spell SANDWITCH "I" spell it the way "I" want to! T__T)*

Sandwitch: X____x

CN5: No...SANDWITCH! Why? WHY?!?! It was too soon! TOO SOON!

Sandwitch: O______O Oh...wait....I'm suppost to be dead...X___X

Bakura:O__O

Ryou: O__o

Bakura: Ryou! Truth, or DARE! BWUAHAHA!

Ryou: Um...DARE!

Seto: How come everyone chooses dares?? O__o

CN5: O__O AH! EVIL SETO HAS RISIN FROM THE GRAVE!! *Hits Seto with Mallet several times*

Seto: O_O!!! X___X

Yugi: Um...ok...O_o

Jonouchi: BUT I DON WANNA BE A BEAR! WWWAAAAAHHHHH!!

Bakura: T_______T

Jonouchi: O__o *sniffle*

Bakura: T__T

Jonouchi: *is quiet*

Bakura: ^__^ Now, RYOU! This dare has TWO parts!

Ryou: Like the top and the bottem?

All but Ryou: *groan* [insert pun bashing here]

Bakura: T__T No...I mean, first! You're gonna have to act a little bit evil for a while!

Ryou: O__o I can do that!

Bakura: Now, in the mind of being a little bit evil, you must KILL a butterfly!!

Ryou: O_____O Nooo.....!!

Butterly: *Lands in Ryou's hands*

CN5: That was oddly handy...O__o [insert groan for evil pun here]

Bakura: Now, KILL IT! T__T

Ryou: *Puppy dog eyes* O_O

Bakura: T______T Now!

Ryou: *tightly shuts eyes while slowley closing hands to squish butterfly*

Butterfly: O_____O

Bakura: Oh, god THAT'S not how you do it! *Grabbs Butterly and squishes it*

Butterfly: (((((((O____O))))))) X________X

Yugi, CN5 & Ryou: *Are scared for life* O____O

Giant Butterfly: *Was watching while this evil event happens* O__O GORGE! T__________T *Flys towards Bakura*

Bakura: (((O____O))) CRAP! *runs*

Giant Butterfly: *Picks up Bakura and starts to fly away with him*

All: O______________________O!!!

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KK: And there you have it, CHAPTER 3!! ^__^

Readers: Um, what's with the giant butterfly....O__O

KK: T________T

Readers: O__o

KK: Sry for this LONG time before an update, you see, my last couple of weeks went like this:

KK: *sitting there, doing nothing*

Test: *Pops out of nowhere* HI! I'M A QUIZ!!

KK: O______O AAAGGGHHHH!! *pulls out a gun and shoots it*

Test: O__O There's more of us, where I came from...*dies* X__X

KK: O__O!!! AGH! *runs in little circles* THE QUIZES! THERE OUT TO GET ME!!

Tests: *Are written by KK*

KK: *fails* O_O No....T___T Evil quizes!

Quizes: MWahaha! *dissapears*

Parents: KK! How DARE you fail quizes!! T_______T You're grounded!!

KK: O_____O AGH! NOOOOOOO!! But my readers will KILL me if I don't update my story!!

Parents: Then maybe you'll learn a lesson for next time if they do that!

KK: O___o

There you have it! My last week or weeks, how ever you want to put it. Plus I've been eating candy for a while, but that's another story!

REVIEW WITH DARES AND TRUTHS FOR OUT FELLOW PERSONS!! OR MY EIVL MONKIES INVADE YOUR KITCHEN!! T___T

More reviews=FASTER UPDATES & MORE COOKIES FOR ALL!!! ^___^