Dragonia: Hello again. People like my story, I'm so happy. (^_^)
Trinity: I cant believe you gave Yami up to Isis….
Dragonia: Yea well, I like Isis and Yami together, their cute. Besides I still have a whole list of anime/video game guys to go crazy over.
Chaos: (-_-;;) fangirls….never gonna understand them…….
Trinity: anyways on to the disclaimer. Today we have, Serenity.
Serenity: ………..
Dragonia: Whats her problem?
Chaos: Shes mad at you because you put Kaiba and Jyakyara together.
Dragonia: Oh, sorry Serenity. (^_^;;)
Serenity: *turns away*
Dragonia: Could you just do the disclaimer?
Serenity: No!
Dragonia: Fine then someone else can. Hey TEA!
Tea: *appears* What the…..oh hi.
Dragonia: can you do the disclaimer?
Tea: Sure. Dragonia doesn't own YGO or anything else mentioned in this story. All she owns is the plot to the story, which at this point I don't think there is one.
Dragonia: gee, thanks…….
Serenity: ……..
Tea: Whats wrong with her?
Trinity: dragonia paired her boyfriend up with someone else.
Tea: oh.
Dragonia: Whatever, on to the story.
Chaos: Read, review, and enjoy.
(A/N- at any point in the fic you see talking like this, (Name- /blah blah blah/) That is hikari to Yami mind link stuff. I don't care if they all have their own bodys in my fic they can still do that. That also includes Jyakyara - Ziara, dragonia - Amber, Amber - DA, and dragonia - DA)
Ch.9 Switching, crashing, and Clowns?????
*Van 2-Kaiba, Jyakyara, Mokuba, Ziara, Bakura, Isis, Yami, Marik, DA, Serenity, Tristan.*
Jyakyara- *pushing Mai's cell phone number into Kaibas cell phone*
DA- What exactly do you think calling them will do?
Jyakyara- Just shut up, I know what I'm doing.
Kaiba- *to Jyakyara* What are you doing?
Jyakyara- I have no clue.
Kaiba- (-_-) great……
Jyakyara- why isn't Mai answering!?
DA- hmmm……I think I know why. *pulls a ringing cell phone out of Mariks pocket*
Marik- Uh, hehe, how'd that get there? (^_^;;)
Jyakyara- MARIK!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba- We can still call Tea.
Jyakyara- oh yea.
Marik- Actually…..*holds up Teas phone*
Everyone in the van- *death glare Marik*
Marik- What?
Jyakyara- Now how are we gonna find out were they are!?!?!?!?!?
Yami- Actually, Yugi just told me their lost somewhere in a forest.
Jyakyara- The heck?????
Serenity- How did you know that?
DA- Yami hikari mind links.
Isis- Oh yea.
Kaiba- So they don't know where they are either?
Yami- Right.
Kaiba- Joeys probably driving.
Bakura- Yea he is.
Jyakyara- Let me guess, Ryou told you.
Bakura- (^_^)
DA- Hey guys. Dragonia just asked me if there was anyone here you guys didn't want to stay.
Jyakyara- What? Why?
DA- Because if there is then me and her could use a special little power we have and teleport them over to the other van.
Kaiba- What's the catch?
DA- No catch, she just feels sorry for you guys.
Jyakyara- TAKE MARIK!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik- (O.o) that was fast.
DA- Well if he goes then I'm going to.
EOE (everyone else)- Ok.
DA- jerks.
Ziara- Bye bye.
Jyakyara- Hurry up already.
DA- hang on.
(DA- /hey moron you there?/
dragonia- /did they pick?/
DA- /yup. You guys get me and Marik./
Dragonia- /………../
DA- /Problem?/
Dragonia- /…..crap…..fine come on over/
DA- /right, see ya soon./)
DA- *grabs Mariks arm with one hand and Marri with the other* Later morons. *the 3 disappear*
Jyakyara- Two down, one to go.
Bakura- Very funny.
Ziara- *hugs Bakura protectively* Leave him alone!
Jyakyara- Ok ok, never mind.
*van 1- Joey, Ryou, dragonia, Mai, Yugi, Duke, Amber, Malik, Tea*
Mai- I cant believe you told them they could send someone over here.
Malik- No kidding. Who know which freak their going to send!?
Dragonia- Actually, there sending your Yami.
Malik- ……..w-what!?
EOE- WHAT!?!?!?!?!?
Dragonia- eep…..sorry guys.
Mai- As long as its just Marik.
Dragonia- actually.
Mai- Actually what!?
Dragonia- um…..DA's coming to….
EOE- (-_-)
DA and Marik- *reappear right on top of Yugi*
Yugi- Ahhhhh!!!!!…….ow……
DA- Well that was fun.
Marik- So that's what teleporting feels like.
Marri- Meow. (=^_^=)
Tea- Hey, Your sitting on Yugi!!!!
DA- Really? Oh well.
Tea- (-_-)
Malik- Get off of him Yami!!!!!
Marik- Why should I?
Dragonia- BECAUSE I'LL THROW BOTH OF YOU OUT OF THIS VAN IF YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DA and Marik: (O.O) …….ok…….
*5 minutes later*
Yugi- *moved up and is sitting between Mai and Duke* ow……
Marik- hehe, stupid midget.
DA- That's not right Marik, its vertically disabled. (A/N- no offence to any short people)
Yugi- (-_-)
Mai- Will you two leave Yugi alone and shut up!
DA and Marik- *pouting* fine……
Malik- Go Mai, I cant even get him to shut up.
Dragonia- So Joey, any sign of civilization yet?
Joey- huh? (o.O)
Dragonia- (-_-;;) Have you found any houses?
Joey- Oh, um…….not yet just more trees. (A/N- Their for some reason on a road through a forest, riiiiight.)
Mai- Well you better find something soon, its getting late and I'm not sleeping in the woods.
*van 2*
Mokuba- Update.
Yami- Their still lost.
Kaiba- (^_^)
Jyakyara- Your enjoying the fact that their lost?
Kaiba- When you think about whos in that van, then yes.
Jyakyara- …….you got a point there.
Yami- Hey, Yugis stuck over there too!
EOE- So?
Yami- *mumble's something under his breath*
Kaiba- *turns around* What was that!?
Isis- Kaiba leave him alone and watch the road.
Jyakyara- *also turns around* Would you two cut it out!
Mokuba- uh, guys…..
Kaiba, Jyakyara, and Isis- What!?
Mokuba- WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba and Jyakyara- *turn back around, a huge truck is only a few feet away from hitting the van head on* (O.O)
Kaiba- *turns the wheel to try and avoid the truck. The van then runs off the road, down a hill, and into a very muddy swamp area* (-_-;;) great……..
EOE- *holding on to their seats for dear life* (O.O)
Van- *starts to sink in the mud*
Everyone- (O.O;;) Uh-Oh……(-_-;;) why us?
5 minutes later everyone is standing away from the van with what ever they could grab out of the van before they 'abandoned ship', lol had to put that. Which really all they have is whatever was in Yugi, Ryou, Isis, and Marik's suit cases. Remember they all switched vans but never switched suit cases, which they all brought, you don't go on a road trip with two fangirls and their Yamis and not bring a suit case. Of course Kaiba also grabbed his 'always full of something' briefcase. Besides that anything else they now had was in their pockets.
Jyakyara- Someone please tell me this isn't happening.
Ziara- This isn't happening.
Jyakyara- Really?
Ziara- No its happening, you just said for someone to tell you it wasn't.
Jyakyara- (-_-)
Serenity- Now what?
Everyone- HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel sorry for them. Oh well, back to the other group.
*van 1*
Joey, Ryou, Duke, Malik- *trying to put up some tents*
Mai- (-_-) this is just great…….
Tea- We have to sleep outside, in the middle of the wood, in the middle of nowhere.
Courage- *runs by* (A/N- Courage the cowardly dog, no where, get it? (-_-) never mind)
Dragonia- That was strange……
Tent- *falls down, for about the 5th time*
Joey- Not again!
Duke- This is hopeless.
Malik- Damn Tent!!!!! *sends tent to the Shadow Realm*
EOE- MALIK!!!!!!
Malik- What?
Tea- Now what are we gonna sleep in?
Malik- um……..oops…(^_^;;)
Tea- (-_-;;)
Dragonia- don't worry, I've got about 10 more.
*20 minutes later*
dragonia- (-_-;;) ok, two left.
Tea- *drags Malik away* No more help from you.
Malik- *grumbling* damn tents…..
Amber- *goes over to the tents*
*5 minutes later, both tents are set up*
EOE: (O.O)
Amber- hehe.(^_^)
Dragonia- I guess miracles can happen….
EOE: *still in shock* (O.O)
Rustling is heard from the bushes.
Tea- W-what was t-that?
Joey- Maybe a squirrel?
Dragonia- Maybe.
Yugi- Or a fox.
Duke- Or a wolf.
Tea- Wolf? (O.O;)
DA- Or a Bear.
Tea- B-bear? (O.O;;;)
Marik- Your all wrong.
Tea- Really? (^_^;;)
Marik- Yea, I bet it was just a Zombie. (^_^)
Tea and dragonia- ZOMBIE!!!!!!!! (O.O;;;;;;;) (A/N- I have a huge fear of Zombies…..*shudders*……)
More noises are heard from the bushes.
Tea- Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! *runs behind Malik*
Dragonia- *pulls out M-Blade* S-stay b-back you Z-zombies…….
DA- Yea, that sounded scary….
Amber- Me no like Zombies. *hids next to Duke*
Yugi- …..wheres Yami when you need him…..
Ryou- I actually wish Bakura was here. (A/N- Wow, that's a shock!)
Things in the bushes- *move around more*
Tea, dragonia, Yugi, Amber, Ryou- (O.O;;)
Mai- J-Joey……
Joey- Y-yea?
Mai- Are y-you afraid?
Joey- Uh……n-no way.
Mai- In t-that case. *runs behind Joey*
DA- Oh please, cowards. *pulls out spear and walks up to the bush*
Dragonia- Are you nuts!?
DA- *swings spear into the bush*
Things in the bush- *jump out into the open*
Everyone- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! …………what the?????
Clown 1- *covering ears* Do you have to yell!?
Tea- S-sorry. W-we thought y-you were zombies….
Clown 2- Zombies?
Dragonia- *still holding M-Blade* yea as in brain eating walking dead people.
Clown 3- Oh, that's stupid. Were not dead people.
Duke- So your not brain eating clowns either?
Clown 1- We never said that.
EOE- W-what!? (O.O;;;)
Clowns- *evil grins, slowly start moving closer to the others*
EOE- (O.O;;;;;;;) uh………RUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! *run back to the van*
Joey- *jumps into the drivers seat and steps on the gas*
DA, Ryou, Duke, Tea- *still not in the van* (O.O) JOEY!!!!!!!!!
Dragonia- JOEY, HIT THE BREAKS!!!!!!!!
Joey- No way, I don't want my brain sucked out!!!!!
Malik- Wheeler you have no brain, now stop the van!!!!!!!!
Amber- DUKEY!!!!!!!!! (A/N- That's her nickname for Duke, just clearing that up)
Marik- Oh well atleast we got rid of Tea.
Marri- Meow!!!!! (=O.O=)
Marik- huh? OH CRAP, DA!!!!!!!!!!
Dragonia- Observant aren't you.
Malik, Mai, Yugi, dragonia, Marik- JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey- AHHHHHH!!!!!!! *slams on the breaks*
Dragonia- *looks out the window to look for the others*
Malik- If Tea's dead I'll kill you Wheeler!
Marik- Same for DA!
Amber- And Dukey too!
Joey- uh…..(O.O;;)
Dragonia- THERE THEY ARE!!!!!!!
EOE- *look back to see Tea, Duke, and Ryou running towards the van while DA casts attack spells on the evil clowns.*
Mai- Hurry up!!!
Tea, Ryou, Duke- *jump into the van and all 3 punch Joey in the back of the head* JERK!!!!!
Duke- *gets strangled in a hug from Amber*
Amber- Dukey alright!!!!! (^______^)
Duke- Amber……I…..cant……breath…….
Malik- You ok Tea?
Tea- Yup, thanks to DA.
DA- *runs into the van* I'm still number one when it comes to kicking clowns butts. (^_^)
Marik- yeah, your back!
DA- Awww, did you miss me?
Marik- uh…….um…….he did! *points to Marri*
Marri- Mew. (=^_^=)
DA- Sure….(^_^)
Marik: (^_^;;)
Dragonia- awww, cute moments. (^_^)
Mai- Um guys, evil clowns!?
EOE- (O.O;;)oh yea. JOEY!!!!!!!
Joey- Right! *slams foot on the gas pedal*
Clown 1- Damn, they got away.
Clown 2- There goes dinner.
Clown 3- Now what?
Pegasus- *walks up* Oh, clowns. I love clowns. (^_^)
Clowns- *look over at pegasus, evil grins*
Clown 1- Dinner time.
Clown 2 and 3- Yummy.
Pegasus- huh? Why are you 3 looking at me like that……? (^_^;;)
Dragonia: Well guess that's it for now. Evil Clowns.
Trinity: Hope you all liked it.
Serenity: ………
Chaos: hmm…..I've got an idea. To all reviews, when you review could you maybe give Serenity something to cheer her up.
Trinity: Yea, lets make the girl smile again. After all she is stranded in the middle of nowhere with the others. Give her a few gifts, or some advise like 'don't give up' or 'theres other fish in the sea'.
Serenity: ………….
Dragonia: Damn her, I'm starting to feel bad…..Please review and help her out.Later.^_^