Rainu: Ok, we're waiting one more chapter for the fan girl stuff. Hope you enjoy it though.
Disclaimer: We don't own any of the characters, except for Jordine.
"Man, do we have to keep on going like this?" Duo sighed and collapsed onto the grass, covered in sweat. "These jeans don't let you breathe, ya know." "Amen," Spike said sitting down a bit away from the braided boy. "I'm exhausted."
"Come on you weakling humans!" Vegeta scowled up in the air. "You want to find a way out of here, don't you?" Kurama, the voice of reason broke in. "I don't think it's good to force them to go on any farther," he said looking at the two men in the grass. "Remember, they *are* regular humans."
"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?" Spike said and would have gotten up if he had the energy. "It means we'll have to stop here because you two are holding us up!" Inu Yasha smirked and perched up in a tree.
"What about him? He's not a demon or alien or anything," Duo said nodding towards Kenshin, who was looking off in the distance. "So don't blame us. He's human too." Kenshin turned around, and smiled. "I'm not tired," he said brightly. "I could keep up with them, but I just thought it would be better if I made sure you two didn't get lost."
"Oi," Duo groaned. "Guess we won't get a chance to explore until tomorrow, or whenever I can walk…" "Hold on a sec," Trunks said landing on the ground. "Inu Yasha, do you think you can carry one of them? I saw a lake up ahead, and I think it'd be best to stay there instead of out in the open like this."
"What? No way, why would I wanna carry one of them?" Inu Yasha snarled as if he were asked to bathe in worms. "You're turning down a chance to carry a human? I thought that was your hobby," Sesshomaru said calmly standing below the tree his brother was in. "Hey, shut up!!! I-" "Hey, the sooner you do it the sooner we can move on," Trunks said, a commanding tone in his voice. "Damnit!" Inu Yasha growled, looked to the humans, looked to Trunks, hopped down from the tree and landed in front of Duo. "Get on," the demon hissed leaning over so that the Gundam pilot could get on his back.
"Alright," Duo snickered climbing up on Inu Yasha and wrapping his arms around his neck. "Now don't go too fast because-"
"HOLY CRAP!" Duo shrieked as Inu Yasha jumped easily 18 feet into the air and headed off towards the lake. Even when the two were only a speck in the horizon, you could hear the demon's evil cackle.
"Wow," Vegeta said shielding his eyes from the sun. "That braided fool yells louder then you boy. Well what are we gonna do with Puffy here?" The Saiyan Prince narrowed his eyes as he looked at Spike. "Well," Trunks said, sending the Saiyan Death Glare at his father, "Sesshomaru, can you take Spike?"
"I don't carry humans." The silver haired man said. "I refuse to lower myself to that level, unlike Inu Yasha." "C'mon…Fluffy," Spike grinned as Sesshomaru's eyes opened. "W…w…What did you call me?" 'Fluffy' asked, his usually calm voice shaky. "You heard me, FLUFFY." Spike bravely taunted. "How dare you call me that?" Sesshomaru said between clenched teeth, taking a few steps forward, looking quite ruffled. Then, his expression changed back to the normal, calm, emotionless features that were common to him.
"Alright," he sighed suddenly, walking in front of Spike and bending slightly over, so that the bounty hunter still had a difficult time scrambling up his back. "If you ever tell anyone else about this, especially Inu Yasha, I will kill you." Fluffy hissed over his shoulder. "Whatever you say Fluffy," Spike grinned sheepishly as the demon growled and took off into the air, higher yet slower than his brother.
"Well, that was odd. I wonder why for the sudden change of heart?" Kurama pondered standing next to the red headed swordsman. "We really can't trust anyone, can we?" Kenshin's eyes narrowed as he watched the two Saiyans fly behind Sesshomaru. "Exactly." Kurama said and darted off, Kenshin only a few paces behind him.
"Woo, nice view, huh?" Spike said leaning forward as Sesshomaru was in the air, almost making him lose his balance. The lake was only a little father off, surrounded by rocks and seemingly endless trees. Spike coughed as the fresh air entered his lungs, which only made him crave a smoke. "You wouldn't have any cigarettes on you, would ya Fluffy?"
"No." Sesshomaru grumbled, even though he wondered what a 'cigarette' was. This little ningen was annoying him. He had a plan to be rid of him, but knew there were those two only a little bit behind him. They smelled different. They had that hero smell on them, except for the one with the spiky hair. Well, all of the others around had that nasty hero smell too. Well, that and the ripe body odor smell, which he was sure was going to make his eyes tear up if he ever got close to the braided human.
And then, as Sesshomaru ran and jumped up, he saw it – razor sharp rocks right below him. If he dropped the human, he would make a nice splat sound. This was his chance. Ignoring the Saiyans he came to the highest part of his jump, Sesshomaru flipped over, and just as he had wanted, the ningen's arms slipped from his neck and he went straight down. "WOAAAAH!!" Spike yelled, scrambling for something to grab on to, only to find nothing.
"What are you doing!?" Trunks gasped. Sesshomaru's lips made a slight smile on his face. "Yeah, what the HELL was that for Fluffy!?" Spike yelled, shaking his fist. Again, Sesshomaru's eyes widened. "You…" he gasped, looking at Spike, and then to Vegeta who was holding him in his arms princess-style.
"D…Dad…?" Trunks asked, trying to act serious but failing as he tried to hold in his laughter. "Shut. Up." Vegeta warned. "I only saved him because I am the one who will kill him, not some dog." "Aw, come on Veggie, you did it out of the goodness of your heart," Spike said, poking Vegeta in the chest. "Asshole," Vegeta said stiffly and pulled his arms from under the human, letting him plummet to the earth again.
"DAD!" Trunks shouted and dived for Spike. Catching him, he watched as Sesshomaru and Vegeta continued on their way. "Uhh…thanks," Was all Spike said. If he pissed this one off, there'd be no one to save his ass next time.
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"Hm…" Vegeta thought aloud flying low, next to Sesshomaru. "You're cunning." Vegeta smirked as Sesshomaru looked at him. "Anyone in their right mind would have killed that human before," Sesshomaru stated as he ran through the trees. "Yes, but I never had the opportunity before. You, my friend, took advantage of the situation." Vegeta looked straight ahead. "And so did you." The demon jumped in the air. "Seems we have a few things in common, doesn't it?" "What are you getting at?" Sesshomaru landed gracefully and continued running. "Let me ask you something…" Vegeta grinned wickedly as the demon listened to him.
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Spike and Trunks landed at the shore of the lake, where everyone was already gathered. Sesshomaru was leaning against a pine tree, which Kurama was sitting in. Vegeta was leaning against the tree next to that one. Duo was trying to "help" Kenshin start a fire, but was obviously getting in the way. Setting Spike down, Trunks sat and watched as Kenshin tried to politely get Duo to go away.
"I'm sure I can start the fire by myself, that I can," Kenshin sighed as Duo tested one of the sticks flexibility, but ended up breaking it. "Whoops!" Duo laughed dropping the sticks. "Ah…well it's not going to be a very cold night, anyway," Kenshin said in defeat, looking at the sinking sun. Suddenly, all heads turned to the patch of grass right in front of Sesshomaru.
A slight buzzing sound came from it as it rippled, much like the floor of the white room did before. As the buzzing became increasingly louder, another bishounen appeared with a flash.
Spike stared. Kenshin had his hand on his sword. Sesshomaru had his hand on his sword. Inu Yasha had his hand on his sword. Trunks had his hand on his sword, thinking 'I am still the only one who looks good with a sword.' Vegeta was ready to kick ass. Duo stared. Kurama held a rose.
"…Damn." The stranger said looking at the 8 other bishounen. The stranger had blonde hair, with eyes the same golden color. He had on a loose white shirt, the upper buttons open exposing some of his chest. 'I'm the only one who looks good with their chest exposed, that I am,' Kenshin thought bitterly. And the stranger had on a pair of black pants – not jeans.
"Maybe I should have listened when they told me to cut down on the beer," Yuki Eiri said closing his eyes. This was the worst hallucination he'd ever had, considering most of these guys didn't look …right. That dog guy looked freaky.
"Wow, this one looks normal!" Spike laughed. "Looks like a pretty boy," Vegeta said to Sesshomaru, who didn't seem to pay attention. "Er…Hello there," Kenshin said walking up to the man and bowing. Yuki raised an eyebrow. He didn't have that much to drink did he?
Kenshin introduced everyone and explained their situation. "So who are you anyway," Duo asked. "Yuki Eiri." The man said sitting around the pile rocks Kenshin had made before for the fire. Everyone else was around too, listening to the man as he talked. "I'm from Tokyo Japan." "Tokyo? I'm from Tokyo too," Kenshin said rubbing the back of his head. "This is so confusing…"
"So. Let me get this straight. You are all from different worlds, and are trapped here by some teenage girl?" Yuki asked, skepticism in his voice. All heads nodded. "Please, do you really think I believe all this? Demons? Samurai? Spare me." The blonde waved his hand in the air, as if dismissing the idea. "Hey man, if you don't believe us, we can't do anything about it. Just don't blame us when you don't wake up from this." Duo shrugged.
The sun was now gone, and the sky was a dark green, yet somehow it wasn't very dark. All had gone off to different parts of the small clearing next to the lake, trying to find a comfortable place to sleep. The demons, Kurama, Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru had all found comfortable trees to camp in, leaving the humans and Saiyans on the grass. All were seemingly asleep, except for Yuki. He was sitting on a log looking out over the lake.
Swatting some bugs away from his face, the writer took a lighter from his pocket and lit up a cigarette with a *click*. This is what woke Spike up.
"You wouldn't happen to have a spare cigarette, would you? I'm dying," Spike said walking up from behind. Looking at him, Yuki pulled another cigarette from his pocket and handed it to Spike. Putting it to his lips, the bounty hunter patted the pockets of his flares. "Damn, my lighter was in my pants," Spike grumbled. Yuki tossed him his lighter. "Thanks," Spike said, and tried to light the cigarette, but only a few sparks came out. "Guess it's out of lighter fluid," Yuki said as Spike practically tossed it back at him. "Damn jeans. I'd trade these flares for my lighter back," Spike moaned in defeat sitting at the opposite end of the log.
Yuki glanced over at Spike from the corner of his eye. "You all have jeans on." Spike sighed. "She did this. That Jordine… she enjoys toying with us. And she knows everything we do. Like she could be watching us right now." Yuki dragged on his cigarette as Spike talked. "And she's coming back soon. She likes to "welcome" everyone." "I'll just have to see what you're talking about." The blonde said flatly. "Well…you won't be going it alone. You, Kurama, Duo, Inu Yasha, Sesshomaru, and even those muscled two haven't been gotten to yet. Maybe she's busy…" Spike grinned. Getting up, Yuki put his cigarette out on the log, and turned his piercing eyes on Spike. "Like I said, I'll have to see this to believe it."
Spike watched as Yuki Eiri walked away. "Heh…he's not bad," he said laying down on the log and falling asleep.
~The street was blanketed with shadows and the only light came from a street lamp that was flickering constantly. Jordine stood right on the edge of the lighted circle that was cast on the cement road. Hands stuffed in her pockets she glanced around the deserted place. "Guess that'll give me some time for this," she said as she withdrew the Yuki voodoo plush from her coat pocket. "Gay guys are so fun to dress."
Soon she heard the faint sound of footsteps coming from beyond the incline of the road. "Showtime" she whispered as the figures approached her.
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Demise: Alright, we're still taking people to be in our next chapter. Please review, thanks.
Disclaimer: We don't own any of the characters, except for Jordine.
"Man, do we have to keep on going like this?" Duo sighed and collapsed onto the grass, covered in sweat. "These jeans don't let you breathe, ya know." "Amen," Spike said sitting down a bit away from the braided boy. "I'm exhausted."
"Come on you weakling humans!" Vegeta scowled up in the air. "You want to find a way out of here, don't you?" Kurama, the voice of reason broke in. "I don't think it's good to force them to go on any farther," he said looking at the two men in the grass. "Remember, they *are* regular humans."
"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?" Spike said and would have gotten up if he had the energy. "It means we'll have to stop here because you two are holding us up!" Inu Yasha smirked and perched up in a tree.
"What about him? He's not a demon or alien or anything," Duo said nodding towards Kenshin, who was looking off in the distance. "So don't blame us. He's human too." Kenshin turned around, and smiled. "I'm not tired," he said brightly. "I could keep up with them, but I just thought it would be better if I made sure you two didn't get lost."
"Oi," Duo groaned. "Guess we won't get a chance to explore until tomorrow, or whenever I can walk…" "Hold on a sec," Trunks said landing on the ground. "Inu Yasha, do you think you can carry one of them? I saw a lake up ahead, and I think it'd be best to stay there instead of out in the open like this."
"What? No way, why would I wanna carry one of them?" Inu Yasha snarled as if he were asked to bathe in worms. "You're turning down a chance to carry a human? I thought that was your hobby," Sesshomaru said calmly standing below the tree his brother was in. "Hey, shut up!!! I-" "Hey, the sooner you do it the sooner we can move on," Trunks said, a commanding tone in his voice. "Damnit!" Inu Yasha growled, looked to the humans, looked to Trunks, hopped down from the tree and landed in front of Duo. "Get on," the demon hissed leaning over so that the Gundam pilot could get on his back.
"Alright," Duo snickered climbing up on Inu Yasha and wrapping his arms around his neck. "Now don't go too fast because-"
"HOLY CRAP!" Duo shrieked as Inu Yasha jumped easily 18 feet into the air and headed off towards the lake. Even when the two were only a speck in the horizon, you could hear the demon's evil cackle.
"Wow," Vegeta said shielding his eyes from the sun. "That braided fool yells louder then you boy. Well what are we gonna do with Puffy here?" The Saiyan Prince narrowed his eyes as he looked at Spike. "Well," Trunks said, sending the Saiyan Death Glare at his father, "Sesshomaru, can you take Spike?"
"I don't carry humans." The silver haired man said. "I refuse to lower myself to that level, unlike Inu Yasha." "C'mon…Fluffy," Spike grinned as Sesshomaru's eyes opened. "W…w…What did you call me?" 'Fluffy' asked, his usually calm voice shaky. "You heard me, FLUFFY." Spike bravely taunted. "How dare you call me that?" Sesshomaru said between clenched teeth, taking a few steps forward, looking quite ruffled. Then, his expression changed back to the normal, calm, emotionless features that were common to him.
"Alright," he sighed suddenly, walking in front of Spike and bending slightly over, so that the bounty hunter still had a difficult time scrambling up his back. "If you ever tell anyone else about this, especially Inu Yasha, I will kill you." Fluffy hissed over his shoulder. "Whatever you say Fluffy," Spike grinned sheepishly as the demon growled and took off into the air, higher yet slower than his brother.
"Well, that was odd. I wonder why for the sudden change of heart?" Kurama pondered standing next to the red headed swordsman. "We really can't trust anyone, can we?" Kenshin's eyes narrowed as he watched the two Saiyans fly behind Sesshomaru. "Exactly." Kurama said and darted off, Kenshin only a few paces behind him.
"Woo, nice view, huh?" Spike said leaning forward as Sesshomaru was in the air, almost making him lose his balance. The lake was only a little father off, surrounded by rocks and seemingly endless trees. Spike coughed as the fresh air entered his lungs, which only made him crave a smoke. "You wouldn't have any cigarettes on you, would ya Fluffy?"
"No." Sesshomaru grumbled, even though he wondered what a 'cigarette' was. This little ningen was annoying him. He had a plan to be rid of him, but knew there were those two only a little bit behind him. They smelled different. They had that hero smell on them, except for the one with the spiky hair. Well, all of the others around had that nasty hero smell too. Well, that and the ripe body odor smell, which he was sure was going to make his eyes tear up if he ever got close to the braided human.
And then, as Sesshomaru ran and jumped up, he saw it – razor sharp rocks right below him. If he dropped the human, he would make a nice splat sound. This was his chance. Ignoring the Saiyans he came to the highest part of his jump, Sesshomaru flipped over, and just as he had wanted, the ningen's arms slipped from his neck and he went straight down. "WOAAAAH!!" Spike yelled, scrambling for something to grab on to, only to find nothing.
"What are you doing!?" Trunks gasped. Sesshomaru's lips made a slight smile on his face. "Yeah, what the HELL was that for Fluffy!?" Spike yelled, shaking his fist. Again, Sesshomaru's eyes widened. "You…" he gasped, looking at Spike, and then to Vegeta who was holding him in his arms princess-style.
"D…Dad…?" Trunks asked, trying to act serious but failing as he tried to hold in his laughter. "Shut. Up." Vegeta warned. "I only saved him because I am the one who will kill him, not some dog." "Aw, come on Veggie, you did it out of the goodness of your heart," Spike said, poking Vegeta in the chest. "Asshole," Vegeta said stiffly and pulled his arms from under the human, letting him plummet to the earth again.
"DAD!" Trunks shouted and dived for Spike. Catching him, he watched as Sesshomaru and Vegeta continued on their way. "Uhh…thanks," Was all Spike said. If he pissed this one off, there'd be no one to save his ass next time.
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"Hm…" Vegeta thought aloud flying low, next to Sesshomaru. "You're cunning." Vegeta smirked as Sesshomaru looked at him. "Anyone in their right mind would have killed that human before," Sesshomaru stated as he ran through the trees. "Yes, but I never had the opportunity before. You, my friend, took advantage of the situation." Vegeta looked straight ahead. "And so did you." The demon jumped in the air. "Seems we have a few things in common, doesn't it?" "What are you getting at?" Sesshomaru landed gracefully and continued running. "Let me ask you something…" Vegeta grinned wickedly as the demon listened to him.
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Spike and Trunks landed at the shore of the lake, where everyone was already gathered. Sesshomaru was leaning against a pine tree, which Kurama was sitting in. Vegeta was leaning against the tree next to that one. Duo was trying to "help" Kenshin start a fire, but was obviously getting in the way. Setting Spike down, Trunks sat and watched as Kenshin tried to politely get Duo to go away.
"I'm sure I can start the fire by myself, that I can," Kenshin sighed as Duo tested one of the sticks flexibility, but ended up breaking it. "Whoops!" Duo laughed dropping the sticks. "Ah…well it's not going to be a very cold night, anyway," Kenshin said in defeat, looking at the sinking sun. Suddenly, all heads turned to the patch of grass right in front of Sesshomaru.
A slight buzzing sound came from it as it rippled, much like the floor of the white room did before. As the buzzing became increasingly louder, another bishounen appeared with a flash.
Spike stared. Kenshin had his hand on his sword. Sesshomaru had his hand on his sword. Inu Yasha had his hand on his sword. Trunks had his hand on his sword, thinking 'I am still the only one who looks good with a sword.' Vegeta was ready to kick ass. Duo stared. Kurama held a rose.
"…Damn." The stranger said looking at the 8 other bishounen. The stranger had blonde hair, with eyes the same golden color. He had on a loose white shirt, the upper buttons open exposing some of his chest. 'I'm the only one who looks good with their chest exposed, that I am,' Kenshin thought bitterly. And the stranger had on a pair of black pants – not jeans.
"Maybe I should have listened when they told me to cut down on the beer," Yuki Eiri said closing his eyes. This was the worst hallucination he'd ever had, considering most of these guys didn't look …right. That dog guy looked freaky.
"Wow, this one looks normal!" Spike laughed. "Looks like a pretty boy," Vegeta said to Sesshomaru, who didn't seem to pay attention. "Er…Hello there," Kenshin said walking up to the man and bowing. Yuki raised an eyebrow. He didn't have that much to drink did he?
Kenshin introduced everyone and explained their situation. "So who are you anyway," Duo asked. "Yuki Eiri." The man said sitting around the pile rocks Kenshin had made before for the fire. Everyone else was around too, listening to the man as he talked. "I'm from Tokyo Japan." "Tokyo? I'm from Tokyo too," Kenshin said rubbing the back of his head. "This is so confusing…"
"So. Let me get this straight. You are all from different worlds, and are trapped here by some teenage girl?" Yuki asked, skepticism in his voice. All heads nodded. "Please, do you really think I believe all this? Demons? Samurai? Spare me." The blonde waved his hand in the air, as if dismissing the idea. "Hey man, if you don't believe us, we can't do anything about it. Just don't blame us when you don't wake up from this." Duo shrugged.
The sun was now gone, and the sky was a dark green, yet somehow it wasn't very dark. All had gone off to different parts of the small clearing next to the lake, trying to find a comfortable place to sleep. The demons, Kurama, Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru had all found comfortable trees to camp in, leaving the humans and Saiyans on the grass. All were seemingly asleep, except for Yuki. He was sitting on a log looking out over the lake.
Swatting some bugs away from his face, the writer took a lighter from his pocket and lit up a cigarette with a *click*. This is what woke Spike up.
"You wouldn't happen to have a spare cigarette, would you? I'm dying," Spike said walking up from behind. Looking at him, Yuki pulled another cigarette from his pocket and handed it to Spike. Putting it to his lips, the bounty hunter patted the pockets of his flares. "Damn, my lighter was in my pants," Spike grumbled. Yuki tossed him his lighter. "Thanks," Spike said, and tried to light the cigarette, but only a few sparks came out. "Guess it's out of lighter fluid," Yuki said as Spike practically tossed it back at him. "Damn jeans. I'd trade these flares for my lighter back," Spike moaned in defeat sitting at the opposite end of the log.
Yuki glanced over at Spike from the corner of his eye. "You all have jeans on." Spike sighed. "She did this. That Jordine… she enjoys toying with us. And she knows everything we do. Like she could be watching us right now." Yuki dragged on his cigarette as Spike talked. "And she's coming back soon. She likes to "welcome" everyone." "I'll just have to see what you're talking about." The blonde said flatly. "Well…you won't be going it alone. You, Kurama, Duo, Inu Yasha, Sesshomaru, and even those muscled two haven't been gotten to yet. Maybe she's busy…" Spike grinned. Getting up, Yuki put his cigarette out on the log, and turned his piercing eyes on Spike. "Like I said, I'll have to see this to believe it."
Spike watched as Yuki Eiri walked away. "Heh…he's not bad," he said laying down on the log and falling asleep.
~The street was blanketed with shadows and the only light came from a street lamp that was flickering constantly. Jordine stood right on the edge of the lighted circle that was cast on the cement road. Hands stuffed in her pockets she glanced around the deserted place. "Guess that'll give me some time for this," she said as she withdrew the Yuki voodoo plush from her coat pocket. "Gay guys are so fun to dress."
Soon she heard the faint sound of footsteps coming from beyond the incline of the road. "Showtime" she whispered as the figures approached her.
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Demise: Alright, we're still taking people to be in our next chapter. Please review, thanks.