But before the story, a Harry Potter commercial -
'Gee Ron, I have this problem . . .I got with Hermione and . . .well . . .I got warts . . .you know where . . .'
'Oh Harry! Just use new improved 'Wizards Hats.'
Voiceover - 'That's right, kids! Protect your WAND from HOGWARTS when entering her CHAMBER OF SECRETS with new and improved WIZARDS HATS.'
LOL! Sorry couldn't resist. (And thankyou BooBooBlue for the rights to that joke.)
Disclaimer - Don't own it
Reviewers - Again, thankyou. I'm utterly bewildered by the prospect that this fic, which I wrote in less than 3 minutes, has managed to get more reviews than my eleven chapter story that has been posted since like January . . .confusing stuff . . .
Just to clear something up - Each chapter is basically the perspective or atleast life of one of one or two of the main characters in HP. This chapter is Ron, last chapter was Harry and Draco, first chapter was Hermione. Because this is an unusual and not so common concept, I'll try to do it for nearly everyone there is, if that's even possible before I have a mental breakdown. (LOL!) Sorry. I'm babbling again.
Flamers - Yeah, whatever. I'm still finding these funny. To quote yourself, 'you're wasting valuable computer space.' LOL.
Gothicmione (Doncha' just love that title? I do anyways . . .*crawls into corner and whimpers now* . . .)
Chapter 3 - Ron's brief episode
Ron Weasley was having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that his two best friends were now 'together.' He could no longer walk with the two of them without feeling completely shunned, barred, lonerated, nigelated, CUT! (There's some adjectives for you, FlamingPheonix2.)
He would attempt to include himself in their highly amusing conversations, but just felt that he didn't belong. He was now an outsider at school, just like he always was at home.
The other thing that was bugging Ron was that HE had always wanted, lusted after Hermione. HE was the one who was always supposed to end up with her.
Harry got with Cho, Draco got with Pansy, Oliver got with Angelina, Percy got with Penelope, HE GOT WITH HERMIONE! That was the way it had to be.
The first time Ron saw his best friends kiss, well, things got a little out of hand, shall we say?
* * * FLASHBACK * * *
Ron is leaving the breakfast table, full having just had a 'sausage eating contest' with Lee Jordan, and he strolls off the closest bathroom to do his morning after breakfast business (aww come on, everyone does it after breakfast, it's like a frickin' unseen rule!!!) and that bathroom just happens to be the deserted bathroom of Moaning Myrtle. (Also home to the Chamber of Secrets.)
So he's walking, walking, and lo and behold, up against the second bathroom cubicle, Ron's favourite cubicle, his two best friends . . .leaning against each other, in a rather compromising position, a 'passionate embrace.'
'Oh my . . .Harry . . .Hermione?! When did?! What the?!' Aaaaaaand he fainted, then and there.
* * *
So, my pretties, who should be next? Do we want more Draco? Maybe, I was thinking next we could have Ginny's POV then maybe one of the TEACHERS! Coolies.
Review.
Love, Tanx %) (frog)
'Gee Ron, I have this problem . . .I got with Hermione and . . .well . . .I got warts . . .you know where . . .'
'Oh Harry! Just use new improved 'Wizards Hats.'
Voiceover - 'That's right, kids! Protect your WAND from HOGWARTS when entering her CHAMBER OF SECRETS with new and improved WIZARDS HATS.'
LOL! Sorry couldn't resist. (And thankyou BooBooBlue for the rights to that joke.)
Disclaimer - Don't own it
Reviewers - Again, thankyou. I'm utterly bewildered by the prospect that this fic, which I wrote in less than 3 minutes, has managed to get more reviews than my eleven chapter story that has been posted since like January . . .confusing stuff . . .
Just to clear something up - Each chapter is basically the perspective or atleast life of one of one or two of the main characters in HP. This chapter is Ron, last chapter was Harry and Draco, first chapter was Hermione. Because this is an unusual and not so common concept, I'll try to do it for nearly everyone there is, if that's even possible before I have a mental breakdown. (LOL!) Sorry. I'm babbling again.
Flamers - Yeah, whatever. I'm still finding these funny. To quote yourself, 'you're wasting valuable computer space.' LOL.
Gothicmione (Doncha' just love that title? I do anyways . . .*crawls into corner and whimpers now* . . .)
Chapter 3 - Ron's brief episode
Ron Weasley was having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that his two best friends were now 'together.' He could no longer walk with the two of them without feeling completely shunned, barred, lonerated, nigelated, CUT! (There's some adjectives for you, FlamingPheonix2.)
He would attempt to include himself in their highly amusing conversations, but just felt that he didn't belong. He was now an outsider at school, just like he always was at home.
The other thing that was bugging Ron was that HE had always wanted, lusted after Hermione. HE was the one who was always supposed to end up with her.
Harry got with Cho, Draco got with Pansy, Oliver got with Angelina, Percy got with Penelope, HE GOT WITH HERMIONE! That was the way it had to be.
The first time Ron saw his best friends kiss, well, things got a little out of hand, shall we say?
* * * FLASHBACK * * *
Ron is leaving the breakfast table, full having just had a 'sausage eating contest' with Lee Jordan, and he strolls off the closest bathroom to do his morning after breakfast business (aww come on, everyone does it after breakfast, it's like a frickin' unseen rule!!!) and that bathroom just happens to be the deserted bathroom of Moaning Myrtle. (Also home to the Chamber of Secrets.)
So he's walking, walking, and lo and behold, up against the second bathroom cubicle, Ron's favourite cubicle, his two best friends . . .leaning against each other, in a rather compromising position, a 'passionate embrace.'
'Oh my . . .Harry . . .Hermione?! When did?! What the?!' Aaaaaaand he fainted, then and there.
* * *
So, my pretties, who should be next? Do we want more Draco? Maybe, I was thinking next we could have Ginny's POV then maybe one of the TEACHERS! Coolies.
Review.
Love, Tanx %) (frog)