Demise: Next chapter! *meep* I always seem to forget disclaimers
Disclaimer: We own none of the anime bishies or the fan girls, except Jordine.
Rainu: I will clear some things up here ^^; 1.I guess we should have said something at the last chapter, but there will be no more fangirls accepted into the story ^^; Sorry! It would be sorta hard to fit them in .o; 2.And in the case of Vegeta: I know that Vegeta does not really classify as a "Bishounen", since I do know it means "pretty boy". But eh, Demise and I know a lot of people like him, so we just added him for comic relief and stuff.
Wow, I think that's the most I've ever said for my author notes! X_o
It was now morning in the forest, and all of the bishies were off doing their own thing. The morning had started odd enough – Spike woke up yelling at the top of his lungs because in the dark of the night, he didn't realize he had fallen asleep on an anthill. "Just my luck," he mumbled, squirming in his flares and possibly contemplating suicide.
Inu Yasha was spending most of his time sleeping, while Sesshomaru sat away from the others. Vegeta wasn't in the area at the moment – he had flown off to explore their forest–like cage. Trunks was now sitting with the remaining bishies.
"So…" Duo sighed, trying to think of something to talk about. "Any of you guys have girlfriends?" There was a long gap of silence. Grinning, Duo looked to Kenshin, who immediately looked down at his hands. "C'mon," Duo groaned. He looked to Kurama, who smiled knowingly and shook his head. Finally he turned to Yuki, who stared right back at him. Duo watched as a small smirk played across the writer's face. Duo's eyes widened with sudden. "Errr…next question!" the Gundam Pilot quickly said.
Before any could speak, the air in front of the Bishounen started to wave, like heat on cement. All immediately backed away, as five figures materialized in front of them. The first one they noticed was Jordine, standing in front of the group, hands on her hips. Behind her stood the four girls.
"She actually…" Tiphany trailed off, staring at each of the bishies. "She caught Bishounen… she's not crazy after all…" Cece gasped. Jordine smiled brightly. "I told you. I could go into the technical stuff," she said with a smirk, "But I think I'll just let you girls do what you want to them right now." The four had smiles on their faces, and made a move to go forward, but were stopped by Darkmoon's arm. "Hold on, what if they try to hurt us? I mean, Spike over there doesn't look very happy." Jordine nodded as Spike was in the fetal position on the ground, a scowl on his face. "They can't hurt you. Don't worry."
All four went off to find their favorite Bishounen. Jordine, feeling as if she were some museum curator, followed Julia as she walked over to Kurama. Standing in front of Kurama, who didn't exactly know what to do, she turned to Jordine. "Can you get him out of those jeans? He looks a little too ridiculous them on." Kurama's eyes widened with fear as Jordine held her hand up in the air. "Whatever, it's your money," she shrugged and snapped her fingers. With a poof Kurama was back in his usual clothes. "What kind of magic is that?" he gasped looking down at his clothes. "It's technology, baby," Jordine grinned walking off. Julia and Kurama stared at each other. Kurama still didn't know what to expect, as the girl looked around nervously. Suddenly, without warning, Julia jumped in front of Kurama and attempted to kiss him.
Immediately Kurama, the graceful kitsune, fell to the ground in shock. "Come here Kurama," Julia laughed. Kurama only blinked. Then, as Julia kneeled down next to him, he jumped up and ran into the thick forest. "Alright, guess Kurama wants to play hide and seek," She laughed and ran after the red head into the forest at fan girl-chase speed, almost knocking Tiphany over.
"Watch it!" Tiphany yelled to the blur and then turned her attention back to Duo, who had somehow managed to climb up a tree, out of the girl's grasp. "Come on Duo. Just get out of the tree. You know you can't stay up there forever." She said. "You just watch me," Duo grumbled clinging desperately to a branch. Annoyed, Tiphany rammed her fist into the trunk of the tree, shaking it so badly Duo fell out. "Told you," she said grinning, slowly moving towards Duo, who scrambled against a rock.
"Duo!" she squealed wrapping her arms around the cornered pilot. "You're adorable!" Tiphany said suddenly, as her eyes became glassy. "Ugggmmmppphhh?" Duo made odd noises as the girl cut off his air pipe as she squeezed him. "I'm so happy I could meet you, Duo…" Tiphany them became quiet, and held Duo close to her. "I wonder if Jordine would let me buy you off her…" she mused as Duo struggled. "B-buy me?! What do you think I am lady!?" Duo managed to yell. "Cute, funny, cool…" she trailed off, listing all of Duo's traits. "Sorry, but I'm outta here!" Duo said somehow wrestling out of the girl's arms, and standing up. "I'm not done yet!" Tiphany said jumping onto Duo's back as he turned to walk away. "Leggo of me!!" he cried falling onto the ground, which ended up with Tiphany sitting on his back, Duo unable to move again. "Now let's see," she sighed. "Oh, I got it. Silly, kind, sneaky…"
"Kurama?" Darkmoon called out for the bishounen, wondering where he could have gone. She saw one of the other girls around him before, but decided she didn't want to share. Duo was currently being smothered, but as a shadow came over Darkmoon, she grinned. "What the hell is going on?" Vegeta asked as he watched the girls attack the various bishies.
"Vegeta!" Darkmoon called up to the Saiyan waving her arms in the air to get his attention. Curious as why this Onna knew his name, Vegeta landing in front of her. He raised an eyebrow as the girl gave a little bow. "Hello," she smiled. "I'm Darkmoon. Nice to meet you," she said. Vegeta stared at her. "How do you know my name, woman?" he asked, ignoring the screams that came from far off in the forest. Darkmoon looked around. "Didn't that sound like Kurama…?" she asked absent mindedly. The prince cleared his throat, annoyed. "Oh yeah, Jordine let me in to spend some time with you!" she said happily as the Saiyan's eyebrow rose as high as it could possibly go without flying off his forehead.
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"Get the hell away from me!" Inu Yasha snarled down at CeCe. CeCe just grinned. "That's so like you, come down here, now!" The half demon only grasped the branch he was holding onto tighter. "Fine…SIT BOY!" Cece was delighted to see that the command had worked as she crouched down to admire Inu Yasha's hair.
"What do we have here?" Cece's ears twitched as she slowly turned around to look up at Sesshomaru. Expecting her to quiver with fear, the Fluffy demon frowned when he saw the crazed grin she gave him. The next thing he knew, he was knocked to the ground from Cece attacking him with a dangerous fan girl glomp.
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So far, so good, Jordine thought as she observed the fan girls and bishies. "Woman, why the hell are all these onnas here?!" Jordine closed her eyes and gave a small smirk as she turned to face the Ouji. "They're just having a little fun…" "A little fun…a little fun?! Don't pretend I'm stupid cause I'm not!"
"I know that, I wouldn't like you so much if you were completely clueless," Jordine circled Vegeta once, and gave a small slap on his backside before disappearing.
"What the-hey WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Jordine spun around and dashed to where Cece was on the ground, several feet from Sesshomaru. He smirked and raised his whip to lash at the feline demon when he was suddenly put in an arm lock. "Don't be foolish girl," he tried to break the restraint but to his dismay, couldn't.
The fan girls began to crowd around to watch Jordine overpower Fluffy. Tiphany finally broke the silence. "What happened?" she asked, as she helped Cece get up. "Did he hurt you?" Cece snorted. "Nah, he just threw me off guard is all."
"Perhaps we should go now, I think you all had plenty of time," Jordine announced, still holding onto Sesshomaru. The girls all groaned, but didn't argue. "Retrieve your shades!" Jordine ordered and the fan girls followed suit.
When they all disappeared, the bishies shared a long awkward silence. "I never want to experience something like that ever again…" Inu Yasha's voice was shaky. The others muttered in agreement. "I dunno… I kind of liked it, they all were cute too-" Duo giggled nervously when the others gave him evil death glares.
"Hey," everyone turned to see Kurama picking up an object from the ground and walked over to Kenshin to show him it. "What do you make of this?"
Kenshin observed the strange item as the others crowded around to get a look. "That's a pair of sunglasses," Spike said, looking at the two red heads with curiosity. "You're telling me you don't know what sunglasses are?" When they shook their heads he sighed.
Trunks began to twitch, he was silently shaking with laughter. Soon it got loud and all the other bishies turned to stare at him. "And what do you find so amusing?" Vegeta growled.
Trunks wiped a tear from his eye and looked at the others. "Jordine and the other girls used those sunglasses to teleport out of here," he held up the pair for all of them to see. "These…are our ticket to freedom!"
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R&R
Disclaimer: We own none of the anime bishies or the fan girls, except Jordine.
Rainu: I will clear some things up here ^^; 1.I guess we should have said something at the last chapter, but there will be no more fangirls accepted into the story ^^; Sorry! It would be sorta hard to fit them in .o; 2.And in the case of Vegeta: I know that Vegeta does not really classify as a "Bishounen", since I do know it means "pretty boy". But eh, Demise and I know a lot of people like him, so we just added him for comic relief and stuff.
Wow, I think that's the most I've ever said for my author notes! X_o
It was now morning in the forest, and all of the bishies were off doing their own thing. The morning had started odd enough – Spike woke up yelling at the top of his lungs because in the dark of the night, he didn't realize he had fallen asleep on an anthill. "Just my luck," he mumbled, squirming in his flares and possibly contemplating suicide.
Inu Yasha was spending most of his time sleeping, while Sesshomaru sat away from the others. Vegeta wasn't in the area at the moment – he had flown off to explore their forest–like cage. Trunks was now sitting with the remaining bishies.
"So…" Duo sighed, trying to think of something to talk about. "Any of you guys have girlfriends?" There was a long gap of silence. Grinning, Duo looked to Kenshin, who immediately looked down at his hands. "C'mon," Duo groaned. He looked to Kurama, who smiled knowingly and shook his head. Finally he turned to Yuki, who stared right back at him. Duo watched as a small smirk played across the writer's face. Duo's eyes widened with sudden. "Errr…next question!" the Gundam Pilot quickly said.
Before any could speak, the air in front of the Bishounen started to wave, like heat on cement. All immediately backed away, as five figures materialized in front of them. The first one they noticed was Jordine, standing in front of the group, hands on her hips. Behind her stood the four girls.
"She actually…" Tiphany trailed off, staring at each of the bishies. "She caught Bishounen… she's not crazy after all…" Cece gasped. Jordine smiled brightly. "I told you. I could go into the technical stuff," she said with a smirk, "But I think I'll just let you girls do what you want to them right now." The four had smiles on their faces, and made a move to go forward, but were stopped by Darkmoon's arm. "Hold on, what if they try to hurt us? I mean, Spike over there doesn't look very happy." Jordine nodded as Spike was in the fetal position on the ground, a scowl on his face. "They can't hurt you. Don't worry."
All four went off to find their favorite Bishounen. Jordine, feeling as if she were some museum curator, followed Julia as she walked over to Kurama. Standing in front of Kurama, who didn't exactly know what to do, she turned to Jordine. "Can you get him out of those jeans? He looks a little too ridiculous them on." Kurama's eyes widened with fear as Jordine held her hand up in the air. "Whatever, it's your money," she shrugged and snapped her fingers. With a poof Kurama was back in his usual clothes. "What kind of magic is that?" he gasped looking down at his clothes. "It's technology, baby," Jordine grinned walking off. Julia and Kurama stared at each other. Kurama still didn't know what to expect, as the girl looked around nervously. Suddenly, without warning, Julia jumped in front of Kurama and attempted to kiss him.
Immediately Kurama, the graceful kitsune, fell to the ground in shock. "Come here Kurama," Julia laughed. Kurama only blinked. Then, as Julia kneeled down next to him, he jumped up and ran into the thick forest. "Alright, guess Kurama wants to play hide and seek," She laughed and ran after the red head into the forest at fan girl-chase speed, almost knocking Tiphany over.
"Watch it!" Tiphany yelled to the blur and then turned her attention back to Duo, who had somehow managed to climb up a tree, out of the girl's grasp. "Come on Duo. Just get out of the tree. You know you can't stay up there forever." She said. "You just watch me," Duo grumbled clinging desperately to a branch. Annoyed, Tiphany rammed her fist into the trunk of the tree, shaking it so badly Duo fell out. "Told you," she said grinning, slowly moving towards Duo, who scrambled against a rock.
"Duo!" she squealed wrapping her arms around the cornered pilot. "You're adorable!" Tiphany said suddenly, as her eyes became glassy. "Ugggmmmppphhh?" Duo made odd noises as the girl cut off his air pipe as she squeezed him. "I'm so happy I could meet you, Duo…" Tiphany them became quiet, and held Duo close to her. "I wonder if Jordine would let me buy you off her…" she mused as Duo struggled. "B-buy me?! What do you think I am lady!?" Duo managed to yell. "Cute, funny, cool…" she trailed off, listing all of Duo's traits. "Sorry, but I'm outta here!" Duo said somehow wrestling out of the girl's arms, and standing up. "I'm not done yet!" Tiphany said jumping onto Duo's back as he turned to walk away. "Leggo of me!!" he cried falling onto the ground, which ended up with Tiphany sitting on his back, Duo unable to move again. "Now let's see," she sighed. "Oh, I got it. Silly, kind, sneaky…"
"Kurama?" Darkmoon called out for the bishounen, wondering where he could have gone. She saw one of the other girls around him before, but decided she didn't want to share. Duo was currently being smothered, but as a shadow came over Darkmoon, she grinned. "What the hell is going on?" Vegeta asked as he watched the girls attack the various bishies.
"Vegeta!" Darkmoon called up to the Saiyan waving her arms in the air to get his attention. Curious as why this Onna knew his name, Vegeta landing in front of her. He raised an eyebrow as the girl gave a little bow. "Hello," she smiled. "I'm Darkmoon. Nice to meet you," she said. Vegeta stared at her. "How do you know my name, woman?" he asked, ignoring the screams that came from far off in the forest. Darkmoon looked around. "Didn't that sound like Kurama…?" she asked absent mindedly. The prince cleared his throat, annoyed. "Oh yeah, Jordine let me in to spend some time with you!" she said happily as the Saiyan's eyebrow rose as high as it could possibly go without flying off his forehead.
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"Get the hell away from me!" Inu Yasha snarled down at CeCe. CeCe just grinned. "That's so like you, come down here, now!" The half demon only grasped the branch he was holding onto tighter. "Fine…SIT BOY!" Cece was delighted to see that the command had worked as she crouched down to admire Inu Yasha's hair.
"What do we have here?" Cece's ears twitched as she slowly turned around to look up at Sesshomaru. Expecting her to quiver with fear, the Fluffy demon frowned when he saw the crazed grin she gave him. The next thing he knew, he was knocked to the ground from Cece attacking him with a dangerous fan girl glomp.
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So far, so good, Jordine thought as she observed the fan girls and bishies. "Woman, why the hell are all these onnas here?!" Jordine closed her eyes and gave a small smirk as she turned to face the Ouji. "They're just having a little fun…" "A little fun…a little fun?! Don't pretend I'm stupid cause I'm not!"
"I know that, I wouldn't like you so much if you were completely clueless," Jordine circled Vegeta once, and gave a small slap on his backside before disappearing.
"What the-hey WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Jordine spun around and dashed to where Cece was on the ground, several feet from Sesshomaru. He smirked and raised his whip to lash at the feline demon when he was suddenly put in an arm lock. "Don't be foolish girl," he tried to break the restraint but to his dismay, couldn't.
The fan girls began to crowd around to watch Jordine overpower Fluffy. Tiphany finally broke the silence. "What happened?" she asked, as she helped Cece get up. "Did he hurt you?" Cece snorted. "Nah, he just threw me off guard is all."
"Perhaps we should go now, I think you all had plenty of time," Jordine announced, still holding onto Sesshomaru. The girls all groaned, but didn't argue. "Retrieve your shades!" Jordine ordered and the fan girls followed suit.
When they all disappeared, the bishies shared a long awkward silence. "I never want to experience something like that ever again…" Inu Yasha's voice was shaky. The others muttered in agreement. "I dunno… I kind of liked it, they all were cute too-" Duo giggled nervously when the others gave him evil death glares.
"Hey," everyone turned to see Kurama picking up an object from the ground and walked over to Kenshin to show him it. "What do you make of this?"
Kenshin observed the strange item as the others crowded around to get a look. "That's a pair of sunglasses," Spike said, looking at the two red heads with curiosity. "You're telling me you don't know what sunglasses are?" When they shook their heads he sighed.
Trunks began to twitch, he was silently shaking with laughter. Soon it got loud and all the other bishies turned to stare at him. "And what do you find so amusing?" Vegeta growled.
Trunks wiped a tear from his eye and looked at the others. "Jordine and the other girls used those sunglasses to teleport out of here," he held up the pair for all of them to see. "These…are our ticket to freedom!"
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