Disclaimer - You know I don't own it, so why bother even asking?
Reviewers - Thanx so much to all the random people who told me to keep going and I hope you liked the tequila commercial, but there won't be another one for a while due to lack of inspiration. Lol.
Flamers - Ok, you are officially overruled by nice reviewers! Haha! BAHAHAHAHAHA! *ends rant and sits in her corner.* Ps: If u hate my story so much, why do you keep coming back for more?! Why even WASTE your time reviewing?!
~Gothicmione~
~Cauldron Capers~
Harry and Hermione were sitting in potions, chopping up Gnarler plants and forming Gnarler oil. (Whatever that is.)
'So Ginny didn't take it too well?' Said Harry,rubbing some of the oil on his hand to test its thickness.
'no. She's fully bummed about the whole you me thing. I really wish I could do something . . .'
'NO. I mean, no . . .she has to face the facts, I'm not interested in her. I'm with you now.' Harry rubbed his finger over the scratch in the desk that said 'HP 4 HG' in a love heart.
Hermione leant over to Harry and kissed his cheek.
'Eckhem . . .'
She pulled away, on hearing Snape's little outburst.
'That bastard's been watching us ALL lesson!' Said Harry, annoyed that the greasy haired git had broken him from his girl.
'Mr Potter. Miss Granger. I think the whole class would prefer not to see your deep love for each other while we use knives. It might just . . .inspire them to . . .let's say . . .harm you?'
'I think it's cute.' Said Lavender, and she instantly knew that she had made a massive mistake.
'Ooooh widdle Wavender thinks it's cute . . .detention, all Gryffindors, and 20 points from Gryffindor house.
The Gryffindors glared at Lavender (ooooh poor Wavender!)
Hermione wouldn't care less. She and Harry would get through yet another of Snape's jealous rants together. Unless he separated them . . .
'And Mr Potter, Miss Granger, if you think that I will enable you two to sit together in your detention, then you are both sorely mistaken.'
Harry's jaw dropped. Hermione whimpered.
'If you cannot spend one hour separated then you are extremely co- dependant. It's about time SOMEBODY taught you some independence and Dumbledore has assured me that I, Severus Snape, am the man for THAT job.'
'Please Sir.' Said Neville, raising his hand as he spoke. 'What do you mean, 'Dumbledore has assured you?'
'None of your business, Mr Longbottom. And 50 points from Gryffindor for mindless eavesdropping. Take a leaf out of Malfoy's book and SIT QUIETLY!
* * * * Ooh! Snapey went off!
Review! (Who next?!)
Love, Tanx
Reviewers - Thanx so much to all the random people who told me to keep going and I hope you liked the tequila commercial, but there won't be another one for a while due to lack of inspiration. Lol.
Flamers - Ok, you are officially overruled by nice reviewers! Haha! BAHAHAHAHAHA! *ends rant and sits in her corner.* Ps: If u hate my story so much, why do you keep coming back for more?! Why even WASTE your time reviewing?!
~Gothicmione~
~Cauldron Capers~
Harry and Hermione were sitting in potions, chopping up Gnarler plants and forming Gnarler oil. (Whatever that is.)
'So Ginny didn't take it too well?' Said Harry,rubbing some of the oil on his hand to test its thickness.
'no. She's fully bummed about the whole you me thing. I really wish I could do something . . .'
'NO. I mean, no . . .she has to face the facts, I'm not interested in her. I'm with you now.' Harry rubbed his finger over the scratch in the desk that said 'HP 4 HG' in a love heart.
Hermione leant over to Harry and kissed his cheek.
'Eckhem . . .'
She pulled away, on hearing Snape's little outburst.
'That bastard's been watching us ALL lesson!' Said Harry, annoyed that the greasy haired git had broken him from his girl.
'Mr Potter. Miss Granger. I think the whole class would prefer not to see your deep love for each other while we use knives. It might just . . .inspire them to . . .let's say . . .harm you?'
'I think it's cute.' Said Lavender, and she instantly knew that she had made a massive mistake.
'Ooooh widdle Wavender thinks it's cute . . .detention, all Gryffindors, and 20 points from Gryffindor house.
The Gryffindors glared at Lavender (ooooh poor Wavender!)
Hermione wouldn't care less. She and Harry would get through yet another of Snape's jealous rants together. Unless he separated them . . .
'And Mr Potter, Miss Granger, if you think that I will enable you two to sit together in your detention, then you are both sorely mistaken.'
Harry's jaw dropped. Hermione whimpered.
'If you cannot spend one hour separated then you are extremely co- dependant. It's about time SOMEBODY taught you some independence and Dumbledore has assured me that I, Severus Snape, am the man for THAT job.'
'Please Sir.' Said Neville, raising his hand as he spoke. 'What do you mean, 'Dumbledore has assured you?'
'None of your business, Mr Longbottom. And 50 points from Gryffindor for mindless eavesdropping. Take a leaf out of Malfoy's book and SIT QUIETLY!
* * * * Ooh! Snapey went off!
Review! (Who next?!)
Love, Tanx