Alex: And we're back with another horrifying chapter.
Sour: Not this again.couldn't you update your other story, the half decent one?
Alex: I could, but.I'm still working out the next chapter. Please review, no flames, constructive criticism, you know the drill. Oh, and Akiko, anything for you. Just don't tell Garet, OK?
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun, or any of the other things I have allusions to.
Sour: Alex doesn't want to get sued for anything, 'cause then he'd have to put me up for sale on Ebay. Poor me.
Alex: One dollar! Do I hear one dollar?
*********************************************************** Chapter 2: Where have all the muffins gone?
Alex: And so, our characters have began their travels to find the all- knowing magic muffin.
Felix: Can we get to another town already?
Alex: OK, the group reaches the town of Vault.
Felix: Not this town again!
Alex: What, is there a problem?
Felix: No, it's just...this place is boring.
Alex: Don't complain to me, this first town was Nintendo's idea.
Picard: Looks like their creative juices weren't flowing very well for this portion of the world.
Garet: OK, how about something more exotic?
::Scenery changes to an island in the middle of the ocean::
Ivan: Wonderful. Now how are we ever supposed to find this muffin on a desert island?
Mia: How about we use this conveniently placed ladder that has a sign pointing to it saying "take this ladder to get to the magic muffin." Come one, Isaac my love. Be a good boy and go down the scary ladder. Please?
Isaac: No!
Mia: (Glares at Isaac) MOVE NOW! (She starts to glow a dark blue)
Isaac: Eeeep!
::He runs toward the ladder, and falls::
Isaac: AAAAAAAAAaaaahhhhhhhh-bang!
Garet: At least we know it has a bottom...
Ivan: Let's go.
::Down the ladder::
Garet: Wonderful. It's a damp, scary, dark cave. And it's freezing in here.
Mia: I actually like it down here. Away from that awful sun.
Isaac: How can you see down here?
Picard: It must be our special water property...ish...ness. We see in the dark!
Sheba: Look over there!
Everyone: Ooooh!
Ivan: It's a su-
Alex: Later, the group discovers that the ladder leads to a cave, which leads to a mountain range, which leads to an ice cream truck, which leads to an asteroid, which leads to a sub-atomic particle, which leads to a giant bunny, which leads to a small town in Kansas, which leads t-
Picard: (Panting) Hold on! We can't keep up!
Sheba: I'm not feeling so good...
Jenna: You cut off the most suspenseful part of the story!
Garet: So, what is the point of this story again?
::Mia smacks him::
Mia: The Muffin, remember?
Garet: Oww! Where are we? Who am I? Wait...I seem to remember...fire!
::Flames shoot out of his hands::
Garet: Oooo pretty sparklies! I like the sparklies! I want more sparklies!
Ivan: Oh no! Garret's become an idi- wait, he was an idiot before. So what is he now?
Isaac: I don't know. Maybe he's a super idiot.
::Everyone looks at Isaac, stunned::
Mia: Isaac, you can speak! It's a miracle!
Everyone: Hooray!
Isaac: Now everyone, let's continue with our quest!
Sheba: This is going to be one long story...
Alex: The group continues to travel, with Garet acting like more of an idiot than usual-
Jenna: Hey!
Alex: Oh, sorry. I mean, Garet temporarily out of mind, and with still no muffins to be found.
Felix: Look, a muffin!
Alex: Strike that.
Sheba: It looks like a sort of symbol...
Picard: (Looks on the back of the muffin) It says made in China!
Isaac: Onward to China!
Alex: Later, in China...
Felix: We just jumped to China? Just like that? You just left a huge plot hole?
Alex: Come on! You aren't supplying me with ideas here! I have to come up with all of them. Work with me.
Isaac: Now what?
Ivan: Let's ask the locals where to find the Muffins.
Sheba: Great idea!
Random peasant worker 1: Shook! Nin sut insh miska!
Picard: Well, he doesn't sound too happy.
Felix: Maybe that's because we're Japanese characters, and the Chinese are our mortal enemies.
Sheba: That could be it.
Picard: I think he just called us all penguins.
Garet: Does man want sparklies? I give man sparklies!
::Garet sends off sparks that ignite the field of rice::
Many random peasant workers: Wiki Wiki! Fugin Bin!
Isaac: Okay... maybe we should leave.
Dark scary shadowy person: No! Wait. You are seeking the muffins, correct?
Sheba: Yes. What do you know?
DSSP: Do you know...The Muffin Man?
Group minus Garet: The Muffin Man?
DSSP: Yes, The Muffin Man.
Isaac: Who lives on Drury Lane?
DSSP: Yes. You must find him, and learn of the secret muffin assemblage.
Alex: And so, thanks to an mysterious person, the group must set off to find this "Drury Lane."
*************************************************
Alex: And so ends another chapter. What will become of the group? Will they ever find the Magic Muffin? And if so...will Garet ever stop acting like an idget? Log in next time to find out!
(Sorry about the "Chinese" FF.net doesn't support foreign characters)
Sour: Just press the button down there to comment on how lousy this story was! (No flames, though. Alex does not like those, and I volunteer to stalk anyone who does leave a flame).
Alex: Or, if you liked it, tell me! Oh, and people who can tell me where the end part of the story came from get an extra special piece of fairy cake. Until next time, Ciao!
Sour: Not this again.couldn't you update your other story, the half decent one?
Alex: I could, but.I'm still working out the next chapter. Please review, no flames, constructive criticism, you know the drill. Oh, and Akiko, anything for you. Just don't tell Garet, OK?
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun, or any of the other things I have allusions to.
Sour: Alex doesn't want to get sued for anything, 'cause then he'd have to put me up for sale on Ebay. Poor me.
Alex: One dollar! Do I hear one dollar?
*********************************************************** Chapter 2: Where have all the muffins gone?
Alex: And so, our characters have began their travels to find the all- knowing magic muffin.
Felix: Can we get to another town already?
Alex: OK, the group reaches the town of Vault.
Felix: Not this town again!
Alex: What, is there a problem?
Felix: No, it's just...this place is boring.
Alex: Don't complain to me, this first town was Nintendo's idea.
Picard: Looks like their creative juices weren't flowing very well for this portion of the world.
Garet: OK, how about something more exotic?
::Scenery changes to an island in the middle of the ocean::
Ivan: Wonderful. Now how are we ever supposed to find this muffin on a desert island?
Mia: How about we use this conveniently placed ladder that has a sign pointing to it saying "take this ladder to get to the magic muffin." Come one, Isaac my love. Be a good boy and go down the scary ladder. Please?
Isaac: No!
Mia: (Glares at Isaac) MOVE NOW! (She starts to glow a dark blue)
Isaac: Eeeep!
::He runs toward the ladder, and falls::
Isaac: AAAAAAAAAaaaahhhhhhhh-bang!
Garet: At least we know it has a bottom...
Ivan: Let's go.
::Down the ladder::
Garet: Wonderful. It's a damp, scary, dark cave. And it's freezing in here.
Mia: I actually like it down here. Away from that awful sun.
Isaac: How can you see down here?
Picard: It must be our special water property...ish...ness. We see in the dark!
Sheba: Look over there!
Everyone: Ooooh!
Ivan: It's a su-
Alex: Later, the group discovers that the ladder leads to a cave, which leads to a mountain range, which leads to an ice cream truck, which leads to an asteroid, which leads to a sub-atomic particle, which leads to a giant bunny, which leads to a small town in Kansas, which leads t-
Picard: (Panting) Hold on! We can't keep up!
Sheba: I'm not feeling so good...
Jenna: You cut off the most suspenseful part of the story!
Garet: So, what is the point of this story again?
::Mia smacks him::
Mia: The Muffin, remember?
Garet: Oww! Where are we? Who am I? Wait...I seem to remember...fire!
::Flames shoot out of his hands::
Garet: Oooo pretty sparklies! I like the sparklies! I want more sparklies!
Ivan: Oh no! Garret's become an idi- wait, he was an idiot before. So what is he now?
Isaac: I don't know. Maybe he's a super idiot.
::Everyone looks at Isaac, stunned::
Mia: Isaac, you can speak! It's a miracle!
Everyone: Hooray!
Isaac: Now everyone, let's continue with our quest!
Sheba: This is going to be one long story...
Alex: The group continues to travel, with Garet acting like more of an idiot than usual-
Jenna: Hey!
Alex: Oh, sorry. I mean, Garet temporarily out of mind, and with still no muffins to be found.
Felix: Look, a muffin!
Alex: Strike that.
Sheba: It looks like a sort of symbol...
Picard: (Looks on the back of the muffin) It says made in China!
Isaac: Onward to China!
Alex: Later, in China...
Felix: We just jumped to China? Just like that? You just left a huge plot hole?
Alex: Come on! You aren't supplying me with ideas here! I have to come up with all of them. Work with me.
Isaac: Now what?
Ivan: Let's ask the locals where to find the Muffins.
Sheba: Great idea!
Random peasant worker 1: Shook! Nin sut insh miska!
Picard: Well, he doesn't sound too happy.
Felix: Maybe that's because we're Japanese characters, and the Chinese are our mortal enemies.
Sheba: That could be it.
Picard: I think he just called us all penguins.
Garet: Does man want sparklies? I give man sparklies!
::Garet sends off sparks that ignite the field of rice::
Many random peasant workers: Wiki Wiki! Fugin Bin!
Isaac: Okay... maybe we should leave.
Dark scary shadowy person: No! Wait. You are seeking the muffins, correct?
Sheba: Yes. What do you know?
DSSP: Do you know...The Muffin Man?
Group minus Garet: The Muffin Man?
DSSP: Yes, The Muffin Man.
Isaac: Who lives on Drury Lane?
DSSP: Yes. You must find him, and learn of the secret muffin assemblage.
Alex: And so, thanks to an mysterious person, the group must set off to find this "Drury Lane."
*************************************************
Alex: And so ends another chapter. What will become of the group? Will they ever find the Magic Muffin? And if so...will Garet ever stop acting like an idget? Log in next time to find out!
(Sorry about the "Chinese" FF.net doesn't support foreign characters)
Sour: Just press the button down there to comment on how lousy this story was! (No flames, though. Alex does not like those, and I volunteer to stalk anyone who does leave a flame).
Alex: Or, if you liked it, tell me! Oh, and people who can tell me where the end part of the story came from get an extra special piece of fairy cake. Until next time, Ciao!