Alex: Another chapter! To appease the Village Idiot!
Sour: I would personally like to thank all the people who reviewed, for inspiring Alex...
Alex: Yeah, Sour doesn't have to bug me as much if I have the will to update. So thank you: VI, Nintendo Gamer, DaFlyingPuppy, Akiko, VanillaCat, ChibiSkunkSaria, and Djinn Xpert!
Sour: Oh, and I have the honor of handing out extra-special fairy cake! The winners were...
Alex: Akiko! VI! And Nintendo Gamer!
Sour: You will be receiving your extra special fairy cake in the mail, provided you send us $99.99 Shipping and handling! Hurry folks! This is only available on this special TV offer!
Alex: What?! Sour, you're ripping the reviewers off!
Sour: Heeheeheehee...
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Chapter 3: Your muffin, should you choose to accept it...
Alex: We join our party as a huge battle erupts against a fearsome enemy creature!
:: Extra small Rat Warrior appears, holding a tiny toy sword::
Rat Warrior: Grrrr!
Picard: This is the fearsome enemy creature? Looks more like a household pest to me.
Mia: Eeew! It's a rat! Kill it for me, Isaac.
Jenna: Hey! I think it is sort of cute!
Ivan: Come here little ratty-wat- *Thud*
::The rat had thrown its sword at Ivan, smacking him on the head::
Sheba: ::Giggling hysterically:: That was great, Ivan. You and the rat should make friends.
Garet: Sparkles for the mousy! ::Raises his hand::
Felix: Garet! NO!
Garet: Pyroclasmy stuff!
Picard: What type of attack is that?
::A giant pillar of lava erupts from the ground, burning the rat into a tiny little cinder::
Isaac: We're having rat tonight! I hope everyone is hungry!
Sour: Later...
Felix: ::Licking his fingers:: That was the best rat I have ever had.
Sheba: You've had rat before?!?
Felix: Of course.
Alex: Suddenly, a giant plot hole appears in the ground, and the entire company of Adepts falls in. They fall, and fall, and fall, swirling around in an endless vortex of flashing lights.
Garet: Me thinksies me am going to be sicksies...
Ivan: Here you are, Garet. ::Hands him a paper bag::
Felix: That rat does not taste so good anymore...
Mia: ALEX! Stop this at once!
Alex: Awww... but it is fun! Anyway, I'm almost finished.
Mia: ::Scowling:: You had better be.
Alex: And so, the Adepts exited the plot hole, and fell onto the ground in a giant heap.
*Clunk*
Garet: Wha- what happened? Where are we?
Jenna: Garet, get a grip. You have just suffered from the stereotypical bout of amnesia, because the author of this story has no idea what he is doing...
Alex: Watch your step...
::Jenna suddenly falls into another well-placed plot hole::
Garet: Jen? Jenna, where are you?
Felix: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER, ALEX?
Alex: Oh... nothing... ::Begins to run away::
Felix: YOU GET BACK HERE AND BRING HER BACK! ::Runs after him::
Picard: Well, that was completely improbable.
Isaac: Come gang! Let us valiantly continue on our quest! We must find Drury Lane, in order to rescue the magic muffin from the evil clutches of evil!
Ivan: Uh, Isaac?
Isaac: We must courageously throw ourselves into imminent danger in order to do the right thing! We must put our lives on the line, and exhaust our power to kill whatever evil is hording the magic muffin!
Ivan: Isaac?
Isaac: We must save the worl-
Mia: ISAAC! STOP IT NOW!
Isaac: What? What did I do?
Mia: You were babbling again, honey.
Isaac: Oh... sorry. What did you want, Ivan?
:: Ivan points to the street sign about five feet away::
Garet: Drury Lane and Carbon Road.
Sheba: Carbon? Why Car- wait. I'm not going to ask.
Alex: *Cough TRIAD Cough*
Felix: Let's press on, and try to find this...(Cue scary music) SECRET MUFFIN ASSEMBLAGE! ::Lightning flashes::
Isaac: Whoa. How does he do that?
Sheba: ::Hands crackling with electricity:: Hehehehe...
Garet: What is this assemblage you talk of?
Ivan: Do you really want to know?
Garet: Yeah, tell me!
Ivan: Oh, I'll do better than that...
::Ivan walks up to Garet, grabs his wrist, and casts mind read. His eyes glow a deep purple::
Garet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! The horror! ::Begins twitching in Ferret Shock::
Ivan: Too much randomness for you, huh sparkly boy?
Picard: ::Slowly stepping away:: O_o;...let's move on, shall we?
Alex: Finally, the group minus Jenna-
Felix and Garet: ::Sniffle::
Alex: -all enter the house of the muffins on Drury Lane.
Garet: ::Still twitching:: How do we know *twitch* that this is the right *twitch* house?
::Sheba sighs, pointing to a red neon sign that reads "The famous Drury Lane muffin assemblage house, as mentioned in the song," and other blue neon sign that said "Adepts trying to find the magic muffin welcome."::
Ivan: Wow. That's oddly specific.
???: HELP!
Picard: Who is that?
Felix: I'd know that voice anywhere. It has to be... wait, it's on the tip of my tongue... I'm almost got it... oh, I know! It has to be Julia Roberts! Oh, darn, and I forgot my autograph book.
Julia Roberts: What are you talking about? Felix, don't you know who I am? Actually, I don't care. Get me down from here!
Sheba: It's Jenna! And she's tied to the weathervane on the top of the really steep roof!
Alex: And there are hurricane force winds!
::Whoosh goes the wind!::
Alex: And lightning!
::Flash goes the lightning::
Alex: And thunder!
::Crash goes the thunder!::
Alex: And a rabid duck!
::Wherple, wherple, wherple goes the rabid duck::
Alex: And-
Not Julia Roberts: Do you have to vex the situation so?
Alex: Of course! I'm the author of this fic! And you are welcome.
Not Julia Roberts: ::Growls::
Felix: Don't worry! I'll save you, Julia!
::Felix causes the ground beneath the famous muffin house to tremble and turn into quicksand. The roof of the house quickly falls to ground level, and Felix goes and gets Not Julia Ro- I mean, Jenna::
Felix: I saved you... but you're not Julia Roberts!
Really, definitely not Julia Roberts: Of course not! Come on, don't you know your own flesh and blood?
Felix: Of course! I would know you anywhere... Emily Dickinson.
::The entire group falls over::
Picard: But Felix sunk the muffin house! What are we going to do now?
Isaac: I have an idea. I can just use sand, and get into the restaurant!
Mia: Brilliant, my snuggle wugums. Go for it.
Isaac: Sand! ::Isaac falls to the ground and turns into a hand::
Ivan: It's cousin It!
Sheba: Ouch. Looks like Isaac didn't quite finish learning that one from Felix.
::Isaac turns back into his old self::
Isaac: Sand!
::He falls to the ground again, and turns into a fan::
Mia: Wow, look at that lovely fan! I give it ten points.
Felix: No, no, Isaac! You do it like this! SAND!
::Felix falls to the ground and turns into a wand::
Harry Potter: I've been lookin' for this! Good show!
Picard: Ugg...I knew the cross over thing was coming sooner or later.
Ivan: ::Clears his through:: 'ello Harry. 'Ow are things going at 'Ogwards?
HP: Oh, not bad. Learned a new spell today.
Ivan: Really? Good show! Let's have a go with it, then. How about on that roof there?
::Harry picks up Felix, and waves him about::
HP: Emilia Dickensonia!
::The Roof on the muffin joint got up, and slowly danced away::
Roof: Because I could not stop for death, it kindly stopped for me.
Ivan: 'Ive that 'ere! ::Grabs wand:: IMOBULUS!
::The roof falls down on the ground::
Garet: Nice one, Ivan.
::The group claps politely::
Ivan: Well, you must be off then.
HP: Good by, everyooh-
::Falls into a random plot hole::
Picard: O_o;
::A huge gold flash of light is seen, and Isaac and Felix turn back to normal::
Not Emily Dickinson: Let's just get this over with. ::She jumps down into the restaurant, everyone follows::
Felix: MUFFINS! All over the walls! And so many different types.
Isaac: They have apple muffins, banana muffins, banana nut muffins, nut muffins, walnut muffins, drywall muffins, brick muffins...
Felix: Orange muffins, fruity muffins, lemon muffins, bran muffins, oatmeal muffins, cheddar muffins, colby muffins, Swiss muffins, Swiss army muffins, hard tack muffins.
Mia: STOP IT; YOUR CONSTANT BABLING IS DRIVING US ALL APART!
Picard: O_o; I'm leaving.
The Muffin Man: Wait. You are seeking the secret muffin assemblage, correct?
Picard: Yes! Yes, we need to find the magic muffin.
TMM: Never heard of it. But, there is a small gas station down the street. They may be able to help you. Oh, and...the answer you seek is amongst you.
Garet: Wonderful. Now I am more confused than ever.
************************************************ Alex: And so, concludes another chapter of our tale. Tune in next time for more muffiney goodness. And sorry about this chapter being so long. I had way too much time in the car.
Sour: I still think Gone with the Djinn would be a better story anyway.
Alex: Mysteriousness... will be revealed in future chapters. If it was too crazy, I apologize in advance. Now, hit that little button down there, and tell me what you think.
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Sour: I would personally like to thank all the people who reviewed, for inspiring Alex...
Alex: Yeah, Sour doesn't have to bug me as much if I have the will to update. So thank you: VI, Nintendo Gamer, DaFlyingPuppy, Akiko, VanillaCat, ChibiSkunkSaria, and Djinn Xpert!
Sour: Oh, and I have the honor of handing out extra-special fairy cake! The winners were...
Alex: Akiko! VI! And Nintendo Gamer!
Sour: You will be receiving your extra special fairy cake in the mail, provided you send us $99.99 Shipping and handling! Hurry folks! This is only available on this special TV offer!
Alex: What?! Sour, you're ripping the reviewers off!
Sour: Heeheeheehee...
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Chapter 3: Your muffin, should you choose to accept it...
Alex: We join our party as a huge battle erupts against a fearsome enemy creature!
:: Extra small Rat Warrior appears, holding a tiny toy sword::
Rat Warrior: Grrrr!
Picard: This is the fearsome enemy creature? Looks more like a household pest to me.
Mia: Eeew! It's a rat! Kill it for me, Isaac.
Jenna: Hey! I think it is sort of cute!
Ivan: Come here little ratty-wat- *Thud*
::The rat had thrown its sword at Ivan, smacking him on the head::
Sheba: ::Giggling hysterically:: That was great, Ivan. You and the rat should make friends.
Garet: Sparkles for the mousy! ::Raises his hand::
Felix: Garet! NO!
Garet: Pyroclasmy stuff!
Picard: What type of attack is that?
::A giant pillar of lava erupts from the ground, burning the rat into a tiny little cinder::
Isaac: We're having rat tonight! I hope everyone is hungry!
Sour: Later...
Felix: ::Licking his fingers:: That was the best rat I have ever had.
Sheba: You've had rat before?!?
Felix: Of course.
Alex: Suddenly, a giant plot hole appears in the ground, and the entire company of Adepts falls in. They fall, and fall, and fall, swirling around in an endless vortex of flashing lights.
Garet: Me thinksies me am going to be sicksies...
Ivan: Here you are, Garet. ::Hands him a paper bag::
Felix: That rat does not taste so good anymore...
Mia: ALEX! Stop this at once!
Alex: Awww... but it is fun! Anyway, I'm almost finished.
Mia: ::Scowling:: You had better be.
Alex: And so, the Adepts exited the plot hole, and fell onto the ground in a giant heap.
*Clunk*
Garet: Wha- what happened? Where are we?
Jenna: Garet, get a grip. You have just suffered from the stereotypical bout of amnesia, because the author of this story has no idea what he is doing...
Alex: Watch your step...
::Jenna suddenly falls into another well-placed plot hole::
Garet: Jen? Jenna, where are you?
Felix: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER, ALEX?
Alex: Oh... nothing... ::Begins to run away::
Felix: YOU GET BACK HERE AND BRING HER BACK! ::Runs after him::
Picard: Well, that was completely improbable.
Isaac: Come gang! Let us valiantly continue on our quest! We must find Drury Lane, in order to rescue the magic muffin from the evil clutches of evil!
Ivan: Uh, Isaac?
Isaac: We must courageously throw ourselves into imminent danger in order to do the right thing! We must put our lives on the line, and exhaust our power to kill whatever evil is hording the magic muffin!
Ivan: Isaac?
Isaac: We must save the worl-
Mia: ISAAC! STOP IT NOW!
Isaac: What? What did I do?
Mia: You were babbling again, honey.
Isaac: Oh... sorry. What did you want, Ivan?
:: Ivan points to the street sign about five feet away::
Garet: Drury Lane and Carbon Road.
Sheba: Carbon? Why Car- wait. I'm not going to ask.
Alex: *Cough TRIAD Cough*
Felix: Let's press on, and try to find this...(Cue scary music) SECRET MUFFIN ASSEMBLAGE! ::Lightning flashes::
Isaac: Whoa. How does he do that?
Sheba: ::Hands crackling with electricity:: Hehehehe...
Garet: What is this assemblage you talk of?
Ivan: Do you really want to know?
Garet: Yeah, tell me!
Ivan: Oh, I'll do better than that...
::Ivan walks up to Garet, grabs his wrist, and casts mind read. His eyes glow a deep purple::
Garet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! The horror! ::Begins twitching in Ferret Shock::
Ivan: Too much randomness for you, huh sparkly boy?
Picard: ::Slowly stepping away:: O_o;...let's move on, shall we?
Alex: Finally, the group minus Jenna-
Felix and Garet: ::Sniffle::
Alex: -all enter the house of the muffins on Drury Lane.
Garet: ::Still twitching:: How do we know *twitch* that this is the right *twitch* house?
::Sheba sighs, pointing to a red neon sign that reads "The famous Drury Lane muffin assemblage house, as mentioned in the song," and other blue neon sign that said "Adepts trying to find the magic muffin welcome."::
Ivan: Wow. That's oddly specific.
???: HELP!
Picard: Who is that?
Felix: I'd know that voice anywhere. It has to be... wait, it's on the tip of my tongue... I'm almost got it... oh, I know! It has to be Julia Roberts! Oh, darn, and I forgot my autograph book.
Julia Roberts: What are you talking about? Felix, don't you know who I am? Actually, I don't care. Get me down from here!
Sheba: It's Jenna! And she's tied to the weathervane on the top of the really steep roof!
Alex: And there are hurricane force winds!
::Whoosh goes the wind!::
Alex: And lightning!
::Flash goes the lightning::
Alex: And thunder!
::Crash goes the thunder!::
Alex: And a rabid duck!
::Wherple, wherple, wherple goes the rabid duck::
Alex: And-
Not Julia Roberts: Do you have to vex the situation so?
Alex: Of course! I'm the author of this fic! And you are welcome.
Not Julia Roberts: ::Growls::
Felix: Don't worry! I'll save you, Julia!
::Felix causes the ground beneath the famous muffin house to tremble and turn into quicksand. The roof of the house quickly falls to ground level, and Felix goes and gets Not Julia Ro- I mean, Jenna::
Felix: I saved you... but you're not Julia Roberts!
Really, definitely not Julia Roberts: Of course not! Come on, don't you know your own flesh and blood?
Felix: Of course! I would know you anywhere... Emily Dickinson.
::The entire group falls over::
Picard: But Felix sunk the muffin house! What are we going to do now?
Isaac: I have an idea. I can just use sand, and get into the restaurant!
Mia: Brilliant, my snuggle wugums. Go for it.
Isaac: Sand! ::Isaac falls to the ground and turns into a hand::
Ivan: It's cousin It!
Sheba: Ouch. Looks like Isaac didn't quite finish learning that one from Felix.
::Isaac turns back into his old self::
Isaac: Sand!
::He falls to the ground again, and turns into a fan::
Mia: Wow, look at that lovely fan! I give it ten points.
Felix: No, no, Isaac! You do it like this! SAND!
::Felix falls to the ground and turns into a wand::
Harry Potter: I've been lookin' for this! Good show!
Picard: Ugg...I knew the cross over thing was coming sooner or later.
Ivan: ::Clears his through:: 'ello Harry. 'Ow are things going at 'Ogwards?
HP: Oh, not bad. Learned a new spell today.
Ivan: Really? Good show! Let's have a go with it, then. How about on that roof there?
::Harry picks up Felix, and waves him about::
HP: Emilia Dickensonia!
::The Roof on the muffin joint got up, and slowly danced away::
Roof: Because I could not stop for death, it kindly stopped for me.
Ivan: 'Ive that 'ere! ::Grabs wand:: IMOBULUS!
::The roof falls down on the ground::
Garet: Nice one, Ivan.
::The group claps politely::
Ivan: Well, you must be off then.
HP: Good by, everyooh-
::Falls into a random plot hole::
Picard: O_o;
::A huge gold flash of light is seen, and Isaac and Felix turn back to normal::
Not Emily Dickinson: Let's just get this over with. ::She jumps down into the restaurant, everyone follows::
Felix: MUFFINS! All over the walls! And so many different types.
Isaac: They have apple muffins, banana muffins, banana nut muffins, nut muffins, walnut muffins, drywall muffins, brick muffins...
Felix: Orange muffins, fruity muffins, lemon muffins, bran muffins, oatmeal muffins, cheddar muffins, colby muffins, Swiss muffins, Swiss army muffins, hard tack muffins.
Mia: STOP IT; YOUR CONSTANT BABLING IS DRIVING US ALL APART!
Picard: O_o; I'm leaving.
The Muffin Man: Wait. You are seeking the secret muffin assemblage, correct?
Picard: Yes! Yes, we need to find the magic muffin.
TMM: Never heard of it. But, there is a small gas station down the street. They may be able to help you. Oh, and...the answer you seek is amongst you.
Garet: Wonderful. Now I am more confused than ever.
************************************************ Alex: And so, concludes another chapter of our tale. Tune in next time for more muffiney goodness. And sorry about this chapter being so long. I had way too much time in the car.
Sour: I still think Gone with the Djinn would be a better story anyway.
Alex: Mysteriousness... will be revealed in future chapters. If it was too crazy, I apologize in advance. Now, hit that little button down there, and tell me what you think.
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