The Treatment for Kim Possible: "Psych!"
Treatment I just didn't think would make a good episode.
COLD OPEN
INT. Middleton High Gym – Day
Starts out with the cheerleaders doing some cheer stuff. Kim is critiquing everyone including Bonnie, who doesn't like it. The critiquing continues and Bonnie finally gets fed up and says she is going to quit cheer squad.
END COLD OPEN
INT. Possible's Living Room – Night
Kim is talking to Ron. Kim talks about how she needs to get the best performance out of the girls. Ron gives an "Ahem" in reference to the "girls" comment. Dr. Dave comes on and Ron becomes pre-occupied with it. Kim continues to talk without noticing Ron is to busy watching T.V. Kim explains her actions and Ron just says vague things. Ron says he wishes he could get Dr. Dave's autograph because it must be worth some money. This comment causes Kim to notice Ron isn't paying attention and leaves for her Room. Ron remains transfixed on the T.V. Kim's mom shows up and says, "Hey, Dr. Dave. I love Dr. Dave" and sits down to watch.
INT. Kim's Room – Night
Kim tries to call Bonnie and she picks up. Kim begins to talk but Bonnie interrupts and pretends she is her mother. Kim asks if Bonnie is there. Bonne replies, "No, she isn't home. And she isn't going to ever be at home." Kim says thanks and bye and hangs up.
SAME
Monique calls. Monique wants to see what's up. Kim is glad that there is someone to talk to who isn't watching Dr. Dave. Monique forgot that Dr. Dave was on so she quickly turns on a T.V. It's an episode she's already seen. Kim gets annoyed. She asks what she is supposed to do with the Bonnie situation. Monique says to talk to Bonnie at school. It's harder to be ignored then.
INT. Possible's Living Room - Night
Ron and Mrs. Possible are still watching Dr. Dave. Mrs. Possible has to leave the room for some reason. Dr. Dave tells that he is looking for new people to be on his show… Ron does some thinking. (Throw in a little Rufus action)
INT. Kim's Locker – Day
Kim is at her locker and Bonnie walks by. Kim stops her and begins to explain herself. Bonnie will listen because secretly she doesn't want to be off the team. But before Kim can say anything meaningful Ron interjects. Ron explains that he notices some animosity between Kim and Bonnie and that he has the perfect solution. Kim tries to explain she doesn't need it but can't. Ron says that they are going to be on Dr. Dave's show! He shows them the passes. Kim says, "Could this get any worse?"
INT. Dr. Dave's Studio – Day
A shadowed figure sits in a chair watching all daytime T.V. people on many different TV's. On one of them is Dr. Dave. The shadowed figure says, "Yes… Talk away. Soon it will all be mine! (Evil Laughter)"
End Act I
INT. Limousine – Day
Kim, Bonnie, Dr. Dad, and Dr. Mom are in a limousine that is headed to the set of Dr. Dave. They are all dressed in their "Sunday Best." Kim and Bonnie are sitting rather far apart. Kim again tries to talk to Bonnie and again is interrupted by Ron. He proclaims his excitement about having Kim and Bonnie's problem solved by Dr. Dave. Plus he can get an autograph and sell it. Bonnie says she is coming to be on T.V. and doesn't care about what some T.V. psychologist has to say. Dr. Possible (Dad) expresses his dislike for "psych majors." Ron points out that they have arrived at the studio lot.
EXT. Studio Lot – Day
The studio lot is like any other studio lot. It has all the buildings and such you would expect. Producers and important people scurry between sets with their Segways. The limousine is parked near the entrance of Dr. Dave's studio and everyone is walking towards the door commenting on it. The Dr. Dave studio has all sorts of statues and paintings and other odd decorations dedicated to him around it. All the adornments make it really stand out. It has a lair feeling to it. Kim says, "Is it normal to build statues of yourself?" Ron says, "I'm sure that once you meet him you will find he is perfectly normal."
INT. Dr. Dave Set – Day
The set of Dr. Dave is a coliseum festooned with self-portraits. Kim, Ron, and Bonnie, are sitting in cheep chairs on the stage. Dr. Dave is sitting in his throne next to them. The Dr. Dave theme song plays and Dr. Dave sings his own made up words, "I'm Dr. Dave! Love me!" The theme then ends. Dr. Dave introduces everyone. He explains about how Ron sent in a letter that was very touching. He asks Ron to read it. Ron reads the first lines which are, "Dear Dr. Dave. I think you are the greatest. But my friends Kim and Bonnie have a problem." Dave cuts him off asking him to repeat. Ron reads the compliment part again. Dave inquires as to what he thinks is the greatest part of him. This continues for a while. Dave then decides to solve their problem. Kim points out that they haven't mentioned the problem yet. He throws out some down home nonsense that doesn't quiet make sense. He then begins to plug his books. Explaining that they will solve the problem. Suddenly the Kimmunicator goes off. Kim answers telling Wade to hold on. Kim excuses herself and haste fully walks off screen. But before she can do so Bonnie tells her to take her with her. She would rather go with Kim than listen to this Dave guy any longer.
INT. Back Stage – Day
The back stage is a dark and desolate jungle of cables and electronics. Bonnie expresses her relief from getting away from Dr. Dave. Kim turns the Kimmunicator back on to further their discussion. Wade explains that the set of Adroit Thoughtwell has been robbed. Kim asks what did they steal. Wade exclaims they stole Adroit Thoughtwell! Kim concludes she would rather investigate than stay here. She asks were is the set. It's right next door. She has to go get Ron. She looks out a door towards the stage to see Ron.
INT. Dr. Dave Set – Day
Dr. Dave says some other down home thing. Ron Expresses that that is so true. He quickly asks for Dr. Dave's autograph. Dave refuses and continues talking.
INT. Back Stage – Day
Kim realizes Ron is busy. So she has to go alone. Bonnie doesn't want to go back on stage and reluctantly wants to go with Kim.
INT. Set of Adroit Thoughtwell – Day
Kim and Bonnie walk in through the back exit. A stage hand runs up to them. She expresses the information that Adroit Thoughtwell has been kidnapped. Kim investigates. Bonnie would rather just wait in the corner. Kim looks around and then calls Wade. Kim tells Wade to look at security footage. There is no security footage but there is footage from the show. On the show we see Adroit Thoughtwell explaining how to you can make trans-vectional hydrostatic relay station with items you can find in your kitchen. She points out that the kids will love it. She notices something off camera and screams. A shadowed figure breaks the camera. Kim says that video doesn't help. Wade interrupt s with even more urgent news. Other daytime T.V. stars have been kidnapped. The only one left is Dr. Dave. Kim realizes she must go save Dr. Dave.
INT. Set Of Dr. Dave – Day
Kim and Bonnie rush on the stage. Kim tells Dr. Dave he is in trouble. He says they should talk off-stage.
INT. Backstage – Day
Kim tells Dr. Dave what is happening. And she says that she believes Dave is the one kidnapping the day-time stars. Suddenly the same shadowed figure from the Thoughtwell tape drops in from the ceiling behind Kim, Bonnie and Ron. Dave points at him and says, "If I'm kidnapping stars than who is that!?" Kim says to run. They evade the figure and when he is out of sight Dave says he knows a good place to hide out. He leads them there.
INT. Storage Garage – Day
The garage is darkly lit. You can barely see anything. Ron wonders if this is really that safe. All of them except Dave are jumped by shadowed figures. They are locked up with chains. (The lock is a combination lock) The lights slowly brighten. Revealing the storage garage to be a large cavern of metal walls. Random tools and equipment inhabit this place. As a fine garnish to the junk is all of the daytime stars tied up and gagged. Kim, Ron, and Bonnie are thrown to the floor. The shadowed figure is revealed to be one of Dave's interns. Dr. Dave explains his plan. He has over 90% of the ratings. But that is not enough. He needs one hundred percent! Everyone must love him! Ron whispers that he is going to use reverse psychology to get them out of here. He says, "Locking people in a closet? That isn't very manly of you." Dave replies, "I'm plenty manly. (Turns to interns) Not let's go get some make-up on me so I look pretty for the cameras." Dave and his interns leave for the dressing room and shut the door. Ron says, "Well, Kim. You were right that Dave was the villain." Kim answers with an un-enthusiastic, "Yay."
End Act II
Same
They struggle to get their chains off. Rufus can't chew through the chains. Ron asks why doesn't Kim use some of her gadgets. She didn't bring any. Rufus looks around and spots something. He runs over to it and brings it back. It is a stethoscope. He uses it to crack the code on Kim's lock. He then does all the other locks. The only problem is that there is still a giant metal door keeping them in. Kim asks Wade for advice but he doesn't have any. But Adroit Thoughtwell has an idea. She points out they have a whole garage full of stuff. So they build a pneumatic jack out of the things they find. They set it up and turn it on.
INT. Hallway Outside of Garage – Day
Dr. Dave walks out of a his dressing room along with several of his interns. Suddenly the door to the garage blows out and Kim, Ron and Bonnie run out. Dave runs away. Kim chases after him and tells Ron to handle the interns. The interns look tough and menacing and slowly advance on Ron and Bonnie while wielding manila folders as weapons. Ron takes a Karate stance and says, "Careful, I know Karate!" Bonnie says, "You do?" to which Ron replies, "I know how to pronounce it. That's gotta count for something!" Dave runs out of sight and when he's gone the interns relax and say they don't want to fight and that they hate Dr. Dave. One of them points out that Dave is really paranoid. He actually locks the main exit so people don't leave in the middle of a show.
EXT. Studio Lot – Day
Dr. Dave bursts out of an emergency exit onto the studio lot. He sees two studio people riding by on their Segways. They are talking about something entertaining. Dave runs up to them and takes one of their Segways and speeds off. Kim runs to the other guy and takes his Segway. She asks if she can borrow his (beat) thing and speeds off while saying, "Please and thank you". The studio people say "Great! Now we have to use our legs! Man, this is terrible!" Kim and Dave are having a full blown chase. There are fruit venders and cardboard boxes. Many turns and twists. Kim sees people walking who are passing her and she decides to jump off and run after Dave. Dave sees this and jumps off, too. He runs back to the side exit of his studio and;
INT. Set Of Dr. Dave – Day
out on stage. He throws a chair at Kim. The audience is stunned. There is some small amounts of fighting. Dave tells the producer to stop filming. The producer quietly motions to keep rolling and record this "gold." We see numerous people watching this on T.V. and are shocked. Dave makes a run for the main exit. Some of the interns point out again that it's locked. Dave continues to run for the main exit with Kim right on his tail. Just before he should hit the door he suddenly falls. We find out that Dr. Possible (Dad) has just tripped him. He says, "I don't much care for 'Psych Majors.'" A bunch of cops show up and lead him out of the studio. Dr. Dad Possible and Dr. Mom Possible follow them outside. Kim, Ron, and Bonnie are standing around. Kim tells Ron he should go get an autograph now. Ron realizes that if Dave is in prison his autograph will be worth more and he rushes off screen. Kim turns to Bonnie and says, "Can we talk?"
EXT. Studio Lot – Day
There is a squad car out side the main entrance. People are gathered around watching. Including Kim's parents. Dr. Possible (Dad) says that you can never trust a doctor. Mom comments on that comment. Ron rushes over to the back of the squad car and talks to Dave. He asks for a favor. Dave tells him to go away. He asks for an autograph. After a beat Dave asks if Ron has a pen.
INT. Middleton High Gym – Day
Bonnie is back on the team. Ron says that Dr. Dave at least solved their problem. Kim replies that Bonnie is back because she talked to her. You can't expect to solve your life's problems on a 20 minute segment on some guys show. Ron points out he did get an autograph. He pulls up his sleeve and shows his autographed arm. Kim asks how is he going to sell the autograph if it's on his arm. Ron gets angry.
FADE TO BLACK
THE END