Black and Pink
By Darkness the Hedgehog
[A/N: This is my first try at non-humour. I may have to delay 'A Self Insertion Into The Insane'. It won't be hentai or anything, don't worry.]
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Well, almost nothing. So what DO I own? I own my Gamecube, my Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards, my Jason Voorhees costume... Grrrr... Never mind! Just read the story!
And now...
In the city of Station Square the streets were filled with bustling
people and Mobians going shopping for Sonic plushies and other
such merchandise. After all, he had saved Mobius again. The exact
details weren't known as to how he did it, but who cared? He had
done it, that's all that mattered...
Chapter 1
He was finally being recognized! As far as Sonic was
concerned, it was well deserved. He had stopped a mad doctor,
defeated the god of destruction and even stopped a prototype of the
Ultimate Life Form! Nothing could stop him! He put his sunglasses on
and lay back in his chair near the hot tub of his mansion and talked
on the phone to his agent.
"Me? In a sitcom? Are you insane? People want me in action
movies! Not lame comedies on T.V.!" he hung up his cell phone. "Can
you believe it?" the blue blur asked the bimbo hedgehog assistant
that was giving him a foot massage, "They had a show called 'Meet
the Hedgehogs'! How ridiculous is that?"
"Actually," replied the purple hedgehog with a dumb grin, "I
think you would be cute in a sitcom, cutie!" Sonic's sunglasses
dropped off.
"Did you just disagree with me?" he asked disgustedly,
"But-" she began.
"I'm a hero! I saved all of Mobius!" Sonic cut her off, "No one
disagrees with me! You're FIRED!"
Then the girl began to whimper. She snuffled and broke into a
sob. Sonic felt a pang of guilt.
"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean-"
"No, Sonic the hedgehog! I didn't mean what I said! You aren't
even a bit cute! You're a big jerk!" And with that, she stormed off.
Sonic sighed. Tails had done the same thing as that assistant.
Sonic had asked him if he wanted a job as the pilot of the hedgehog
who single-handedly saved Mobius from destruction. Tails had said
something or other about a shadow and stormed off. Amy had also
said something about shadows when he yelled at her for following
him around with her idiotic marriage proposals, and then she left.
Sonic didn't know exactly they had said. He didn't have time to
waste with nobodies like them.
By Darkness the Hedgehog
[A/N: This is my first try at non-humour. I may have to delay 'A Self Insertion Into The Insane'. It won't be hentai or anything, don't worry.]
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Well, almost nothing. So what DO I own? I own my Gamecube, my Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards, my Jason Voorhees costume... Grrrr... Never mind! Just read the story!
And now...
In the city of Station Square the streets were filled with bustling
people and Mobians going shopping for Sonic plushies and other
such merchandise. After all, he had saved Mobius again. The exact
details weren't known as to how he did it, but who cared? He had
done it, that's all that mattered...
Chapter 1
He was finally being recognized! As far as Sonic was
concerned, it was well deserved. He had stopped a mad doctor,
defeated the god of destruction and even stopped a prototype of the
Ultimate Life Form! Nothing could stop him! He put his sunglasses on
and lay back in his chair near the hot tub of his mansion and talked
on the phone to his agent.
"Me? In a sitcom? Are you insane? People want me in action
movies! Not lame comedies on T.V.!" he hung up his cell phone. "Can
you believe it?" the blue blur asked the bimbo hedgehog assistant
that was giving him a foot massage, "They had a show called 'Meet
the Hedgehogs'! How ridiculous is that?"
"Actually," replied the purple hedgehog with a dumb grin, "I
think you would be cute in a sitcom, cutie!" Sonic's sunglasses
dropped off.
"Did you just disagree with me?" he asked disgustedly,
"But-" she began.
"I'm a hero! I saved all of Mobius!" Sonic cut her off, "No one
disagrees with me! You're FIRED!"
Then the girl began to whimper. She snuffled and broke into a
sob. Sonic felt a pang of guilt.
"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean-"
"No, Sonic the hedgehog! I didn't mean what I said! You aren't
even a bit cute! You're a big jerk!" And with that, she stormed off.
Sonic sighed. Tails had done the same thing as that assistant.
Sonic had asked him if he wanted a job as the pilot of the hedgehog
who single-handedly saved Mobius from destruction. Tails had said
something or other about a shadow and stormed off. Amy had also
said something about shadows when he yelled at her for following
him around with her idiotic marriage proposals, and then she left.
Sonic didn't know exactly they had said. He didn't have time to
waste with nobodies like them.