Behind The Game: Metal Gear Solid 2- Sons Of Liberty
Part 3
Narrator: Welcome to the third episode of Behind The Game. In this edition, we go and talk to the cast about how they felt about Raiden. All their innermost thoughts and feeling will be revealed, to some guy with a microphone in tight lycra.
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Solidus: Ah yes, Jack. Little Jack. How I despise him, yet I love him in the same motion.
Snake: His name isn't Jack.
Otacon: Really?
Emma: You didn't know?! I found out on our first day together on set.
Otacon: So... what is his name?
Snake: It's Morgan.
(everyone cracks up and rolls on the floor laughing)
Ocelot: Oh my god, what kind of parents would give their child the name 'Morgan'?!
(everyone recovers and sits back up)
Fortune: (wipes tear from eye) Whooo... hee hee hee...
Fatman: Hey, remember that wierd day when he just forgot all his lines?
(cut to Pliskin and Raiden on the Big Shell)
Pliskin: They've got hostages?
(silence)
Pliskin: (whispering) Psst! Morgan! Say the line!
(silence)
Raiden: Hold on... wow! Hostages almost rhymes with sausages!
(cut back to everyone but Raiden)
Fatman: What was wrong with him?
Otacon: That was his birthday. And he didn't get a present.
Everyone: Awwwwwwwwwwww...
Snake: (sniffs) Thats so sad... wah!
(Ronin Syaorans voice is heard OC)
Ronin: Hey, can we keep the show going? This lycra is extraordinarily hot!
Snake: Shut up, traitor boy! (fires pistol at OC Ronin)
Fortune: What is it with the author of this stuff? Doesn't he understand that no one cares about injokes from his other MGS fanfic?!
(Shade, the author, pops in)
Shade: Of course I do. No one has complained yet. (leaves)
Ocelot: Hey, remember that time when the Colonel and Raiden had that... discussion that was cut out of the game?
Fatman: Yes. Yes I do...
(cut to Raiden and Colonel on CODEC)
Colonel: We have Rosemary.
Raiden: What? You bastard!
Colonel: Honestly though, Raiden, I don't know what you see in her.
Raiden: Huh?
Colonel: Rosemary. She's so, uh, nasty. You shouldn't be with her.
Raiden: I'm gonna hang up now...
Colonel: Dammit Raiden! You need someone with more experience! I want you!
Raiden: You really need to get out more. Seek help. (hangs up)
Colonel: Ah, Raiden, if you only knew... if you only knew...
(cut to Colonel lying naked near a cliff overlooking the sea. Raiden is running down a hill, naked, towards the Colonel. 'I Will Always Love You' by Whitney Houston is heard)
Colonel: Oh Raiden. I love you.
Raiden: Oh Colonel, I love you more!
(Raiden reaches Colonel and they proceed to do something too disgusting to discribe, even by this fics standards)
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Solidus: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Otacon: My eyes are unclean... oh god! (proceeds to claw at his own eyes)
Snake: That was plain wrong.
Fortune: But seeing Raiden naked was pretty cool.
Emma: Amen to that!
Narrator: But not all of it was about the Colonels fantasys about Raiden. Some of it was about backstage idiocy.
(cut to Snake, Ocelot, Raiden and Solidus sitting in a line, the back three staring at Snakes head)
All: We are Jamaican bobsled team!
(Fortune walks up)
Fortune: Guys, can you keep it down? Me and Vamp are supposed to be doing his death scene!
Raiden: Hey mun, we be Jamaican bobsled team.
Snake: Too far, Raiden. Too far.
Raiden: Did you say 'nerd'?
Snake: I didn't say anything that sounded like nerd!
Raiden: Did you say 'nerd'?
Solidus: Quiet you, or I'll ram a tentacle down your throat so far you'll think its an enema!
Raiden: Did you say 'nerd'?
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Snake: We finally had to pass him over to a mind eraser to get him to forget that line.
Otacon. No we didn't! We programmed a guard to become our personal singer.
(a guard enters)
Guard: I love to sing-a
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a,
I love to sing-a,
About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a,
Anything-a with a swing-a to an "I love you-a,"
I love to, I love to sing
(guard walks off)
Otacon: I love that guy.
Narrator: But not all of it was about Jamaican bobsled teams. Some of it was about charades.
(cut to Snake doing a ballroom style dance, with Raiden sitting watching and Emma 'n' Fortune looking at a stopwatch)
Raiden: Uh, foxtrot? (Snake looks at him) Waltz? Tango?
Emma: Give it up, Raiden. You'll never beat our time.
(Snake shakes his head, gets on his knees and starts sniffing, pouncing etc.)
Raiden: Dog? Bear? Cat? Milkshake? Milkshake? Is it milkshake?!
Snake: (does a wolf howl) AWOOOOOOOOOOO!
Raiden: Oh, a wolf.
Emma: Time! It was 'Dances With Wolves', Raiden.
Snake: Why didn't you get that?!
Raiden: I never saw it.
Snake: Why the hell not?!
Raiden: I don't like musicals.
Snake: It wasn't a musical!
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Vamp: I enjoy looking at Raidens genitals.
(silence)
Vamp: Do you like his genitals?
Emma: Yes
Fortune: Yep
Solidus: Yep
Snake: Yep
Ocelot: Yep
Emma: Yep
Fade: Yes
Snake: No... wait, I mean yes!
Vamp: Everyone loves Raidens genitals.
Narrator: But not everytihng was about Raidens sweet genitals. A portion of it was about fights.
(cut to Raiden and Pliskin in the dead-SEALs room after Vamp incident.
Raiden: (notices Pliskin sleeping) Heh heh heh... (pulls out pistol and aims it)
Pliskin: (wakes up and aims his M4 at Raiden) Think you can handle that thing?
Raiden: I don't need a gun to take you down, Pliskin! I'll kill you! YARGH!!! (charges forward, but is held back by Pliskin who has stood up and placed his right hand on Raidens forehead, holding him back)
Pliskin: Yawn...
Raiden: (swinging his fists wildly and not coming close to Pliskin) Uh, urh, you, you, I'LL KILL YA!!! (grabs Pliskins M4 and opens fire) MWAHAHA!!!
Pliskin: Uh... (looks behind him and see's that all of Raidens bullets have missed by a metre or two, even though he's only a couple of metres away himself) We have got to work on your aim.
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Snake: Good moments.
Otacon: Yep.
Fortune: (scratches arm)
Ocelot: (cough)
Vamp: Hmm...
Shade: (pulls out a guitar and plays a tune to his song)
Bullet through the head,
No one cares that I am dead,
Bullet through the heart,
No one's there as I descend to the dark,
Bullet through the chest,
No one's around for my eternal rest
But it's not my fault,
It's not all in my head,
It's not my fault,
But you don't even know me...
(silence)
Otacon: What is it with the shameless self promotion?!
Snake: Jesus...
Narrator: But not all of it was about beautifully depressing songs with original music and lyrics done by the Shade Wolf. Some of it was about Raidens coming out.
(cut to a nervous looking Raiden standing in front of everyone)
Raiden: I'm glad you all came here.
Snake: Yep. What do you want?
Raiden: Well, there's something I've been hiding from all of you, my friends.
Otacon: Uh huh.
Vamp: Get on with it.
Raiden: (takes a deep breath) The fact is that I, Morgan, am...
Fortune: Yeeeees?
Raiden: I'm...
Solidus: My cookies are in the oven! I need to make sure the Patriots haven't stolen them yet!
Raiden: I'm... I'm gay.
(silence)
Snake: Hmm.
Raiden: I'm gay, my friends.
Otacon: Already knew.
Fortune: Was it supposed to be a secret?
Snake: I knew before he did.
Raiden: Huh? Don't you understand?! I'm gay!
Vamp: Care to join me in my bedchambers?
Emma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My dreams of doing the deed with him are now nothing but that; dreams. Now I will have to retire to a permenent life of solitary masturbation.
Raiden: Jesus, does no one give a shit!?
Fatman: Not really.
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Snake: Stupid gay bastard. I wish I could kill him right now!
Otacon: Hold on, you're talking about my lover there!
Everyone but Otacon: Gasp!
Otacon: Uh... heh heh heh... hooo boy.
Fatman: Well, we all know how YOU feel about him now, don't we?
Solidus: I hate that little prick ever since he ruined that scene...
Narrator: But not all of it was about Otacon revealing that he and Raiden are lovers. Some of it was about how Solidus hates that little prick ever since he ruined that scene...
(cut to Raiden on the torture table with Solidus looking at him)
Solidus: You're awake.
Raiden: Where... where am I, dick?
Solidus: What did you call me?
Raiden: I called you a dick, dick.
Solidus: Don't call me a dick, dick!
Raiden: I'll call you a dick if I want to, you dick!
Solidus: Shut up, dick!
Raiden: You're a dick!
Solidus: You're a dick!
Raiden: You're a dick and I've had it with your dicketry! I choose you!
Solidus: You wanna fight?
Raiden: Right now!
Solidus: (pushes a button and Raiden becomes completely free) Bring it on!
Raiden: Nope! See ya! (runs away, his naked white butt jiggling)
Solidus: (places head in hands) Why do I always fall for that one?
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Ocelot: Wow, Raiden was right for once.
Solidus: What do you mean?!
Snake: He means that you're a dick!
Fatman: How about a little time off... from dicks!
Otacon: I could go for that. Raiden had me working all nigh- I mean, no. Heh heh heh...
Fortune: Homo.
Narrator: But not all of it was about a complete over usage of the word dick. Some of it was about... uh... shameless Coke advertisments?
(cut to Raiden drinking a Coke)
Raiden: Ah. Delicous Coke. (looks at camera) Oh hiya. I'm Raiden from the hit porn movies 'Triple A: Alaskan Albino Anal' and the ever popular 'Blackraven and Raiden Do The Entire Kama Sutra' (Shades Note: Blackravens name used completely without authorisation. If requested, I will remove her name)
(Snake walks on)
Snake: (to camera) Hey there! I'm Solid Snake, famous from such erotic films as 'Oh Guys Just Wanna Munch Muff' and 'Blackraven Shows Snakes Solid' (Shades Note: yet again without permission)
Raiden: (harsh whisper) Snake! This is MY bit!
Snake: (to camera) You know, Coke isn't just delicious. It's a source of 0.5 essential vitamins!
Raiden: Yeah! It also speeds the development of your breasts and/or penis, making them grow big and strong!
Snake: Buy some!
Raiden: (to Snake) You are so dead.
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Olga: I was in that movie!
Otacon: Which one?
Olga: 'Oh Guys Just Wanna Munch Muff'!
Vamp: You had your muff munched, Queen?
Olga: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees...
Emma: I want my muff munched!
Snake: I'll help you in that category, if you care to meet me upstairs...
That Robot From Lost In Space: Danger! Danger! Emma Emmerich!
Snake: Blasted machine!
Narrator: Where's my bagel?! Oh wait a minute, it's in my pants. Mmm, pants fresh... I mean... Some of it was about codec conversations.
(cut to Raiden in the middle of a connecting bridge)
Raiden: Where too... better call Rose.
Rose: (over codec) Yeah Jack?
Raiden: Rose, I need to know where to go!
Rose: You know, this reminds me... of a song.
Raiden: Oh god...
Rose: Ahem. (pulls out a guitar) Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why.
Raiden: Uh, Rose?
Rose: (caught up in song) It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time.
Raiden: (hangs up on Rose) Whew. Now I better call Snak- I mean Pliskin.
Pliskin: (over codec) Mmmmmmmmmmmyes?
Raiden: I need to know where to go!
Pliskin: Don't we all?
(Rose appears over the codec)
Rose: So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind.
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time.
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Snake: Heh heh heh, I love that song.
Narrator: And thats it, for this episode. Join us next time for everyones views on Solidus. Here's a sneak peek.
Raiden: Solidus was an asshole. I once asked him to get me some food, when I was in the shower, with my cat. So I had to get out and find my own, food I mean, but he ate it all! So I licked a spoon.
Narrator: That's next time on Behind The Game.
Part 3
Narrator: Welcome to the third episode of Behind The Game. In this edition, we go and talk to the cast about how they felt about Raiden. All their innermost thoughts and feeling will be revealed, to some guy with a microphone in tight lycra.
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Solidus: Ah yes, Jack. Little Jack. How I despise him, yet I love him in the same motion.
Snake: His name isn't Jack.
Otacon: Really?
Emma: You didn't know?! I found out on our first day together on set.
Otacon: So... what is his name?
Snake: It's Morgan.
(everyone cracks up and rolls on the floor laughing)
Ocelot: Oh my god, what kind of parents would give their child the name 'Morgan'?!
(everyone recovers and sits back up)
Fortune: (wipes tear from eye) Whooo... hee hee hee...
Fatman: Hey, remember that wierd day when he just forgot all his lines?
(cut to Pliskin and Raiden on the Big Shell)
Pliskin: They've got hostages?
(silence)
Pliskin: (whispering) Psst! Morgan! Say the line!
(silence)
Raiden: Hold on... wow! Hostages almost rhymes with sausages!
(cut back to everyone but Raiden)
Fatman: What was wrong with him?
Otacon: That was his birthday. And he didn't get a present.
Everyone: Awwwwwwwwwwww...
Snake: (sniffs) Thats so sad... wah!
(Ronin Syaorans voice is heard OC)
Ronin: Hey, can we keep the show going? This lycra is extraordinarily hot!
Snake: Shut up, traitor boy! (fires pistol at OC Ronin)
Fortune: What is it with the author of this stuff? Doesn't he understand that no one cares about injokes from his other MGS fanfic?!
(Shade, the author, pops in)
Shade: Of course I do. No one has complained yet. (leaves)
Ocelot: Hey, remember that time when the Colonel and Raiden had that... discussion that was cut out of the game?
Fatman: Yes. Yes I do...
(cut to Raiden and Colonel on CODEC)
Colonel: We have Rosemary.
Raiden: What? You bastard!
Colonel: Honestly though, Raiden, I don't know what you see in her.
Raiden: Huh?
Colonel: Rosemary. She's so, uh, nasty. You shouldn't be with her.
Raiden: I'm gonna hang up now...
Colonel: Dammit Raiden! You need someone with more experience! I want you!
Raiden: You really need to get out more. Seek help. (hangs up)
Colonel: Ah, Raiden, if you only knew... if you only knew...
(cut to Colonel lying naked near a cliff overlooking the sea. Raiden is running down a hill, naked, towards the Colonel. 'I Will Always Love You' by Whitney Houston is heard)
Colonel: Oh Raiden. I love you.
Raiden: Oh Colonel, I love you more!
(Raiden reaches Colonel and they proceed to do something too disgusting to discribe, even by this fics standards)
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Solidus: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Otacon: My eyes are unclean... oh god! (proceeds to claw at his own eyes)
Snake: That was plain wrong.
Fortune: But seeing Raiden naked was pretty cool.
Emma: Amen to that!
Narrator: But not all of it was about the Colonels fantasys about Raiden. Some of it was about backstage idiocy.
(cut to Snake, Ocelot, Raiden and Solidus sitting in a line, the back three staring at Snakes head)
All: We are Jamaican bobsled team!
(Fortune walks up)
Fortune: Guys, can you keep it down? Me and Vamp are supposed to be doing his death scene!
Raiden: Hey mun, we be Jamaican bobsled team.
Snake: Too far, Raiden. Too far.
Raiden: Did you say 'nerd'?
Snake: I didn't say anything that sounded like nerd!
Raiden: Did you say 'nerd'?
Solidus: Quiet you, or I'll ram a tentacle down your throat so far you'll think its an enema!
Raiden: Did you say 'nerd'?
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Snake: We finally had to pass him over to a mind eraser to get him to forget that line.
Otacon. No we didn't! We programmed a guard to become our personal singer.
(a guard enters)
Guard: I love to sing-a
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a,
I love to sing-a,
About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a,
Anything-a with a swing-a to an "I love you-a,"
I love to, I love to sing
(guard walks off)
Otacon: I love that guy.
Narrator: But not all of it was about Jamaican bobsled teams. Some of it was about charades.
(cut to Snake doing a ballroom style dance, with Raiden sitting watching and Emma 'n' Fortune looking at a stopwatch)
Raiden: Uh, foxtrot? (Snake looks at him) Waltz? Tango?
Emma: Give it up, Raiden. You'll never beat our time.
(Snake shakes his head, gets on his knees and starts sniffing, pouncing etc.)
Raiden: Dog? Bear? Cat? Milkshake? Milkshake? Is it milkshake?!
Snake: (does a wolf howl) AWOOOOOOOOOOO!
Raiden: Oh, a wolf.
Emma: Time! It was 'Dances With Wolves', Raiden.
Snake: Why didn't you get that?!
Raiden: I never saw it.
Snake: Why the hell not?!
Raiden: I don't like musicals.
Snake: It wasn't a musical!
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Vamp: I enjoy looking at Raidens genitals.
(silence)
Vamp: Do you like his genitals?
Emma: Yes
Fortune: Yep
Solidus: Yep
Snake: Yep
Ocelot: Yep
Emma: Yep
Fade: Yes
Snake: No... wait, I mean yes!
Vamp: Everyone loves Raidens genitals.
Narrator: But not everytihng was about Raidens sweet genitals. A portion of it was about fights.
(cut to Raiden and Pliskin in the dead-SEALs room after Vamp incident.
Raiden: (notices Pliskin sleeping) Heh heh heh... (pulls out pistol and aims it)
Pliskin: (wakes up and aims his M4 at Raiden) Think you can handle that thing?
Raiden: I don't need a gun to take you down, Pliskin! I'll kill you! YARGH!!! (charges forward, but is held back by Pliskin who has stood up and placed his right hand on Raidens forehead, holding him back)
Pliskin: Yawn...
Raiden: (swinging his fists wildly and not coming close to Pliskin) Uh, urh, you, you, I'LL KILL YA!!! (grabs Pliskins M4 and opens fire) MWAHAHA!!!
Pliskin: Uh... (looks behind him and see's that all of Raidens bullets have missed by a metre or two, even though he's only a couple of metres away himself) We have got to work on your aim.
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Snake: Good moments.
Otacon: Yep.
Fortune: (scratches arm)
Ocelot: (cough)
Vamp: Hmm...
Shade: (pulls out a guitar and plays a tune to his song)
Bullet through the head,
No one cares that I am dead,
Bullet through the heart,
No one's there as I descend to the dark,
Bullet through the chest,
No one's around for my eternal rest
But it's not my fault,
It's not all in my head,
It's not my fault,
But you don't even know me...
(silence)
Otacon: What is it with the shameless self promotion?!
Snake: Jesus...
Narrator: But not all of it was about beautifully depressing songs with original music and lyrics done by the Shade Wolf. Some of it was about Raidens coming out.
(cut to a nervous looking Raiden standing in front of everyone)
Raiden: I'm glad you all came here.
Snake: Yep. What do you want?
Raiden: Well, there's something I've been hiding from all of you, my friends.
Otacon: Uh huh.
Vamp: Get on with it.
Raiden: (takes a deep breath) The fact is that I, Morgan, am...
Fortune: Yeeeees?
Raiden: I'm...
Solidus: My cookies are in the oven! I need to make sure the Patriots haven't stolen them yet!
Raiden: I'm... I'm gay.
(silence)
Snake: Hmm.
Raiden: I'm gay, my friends.
Otacon: Already knew.
Fortune: Was it supposed to be a secret?
Snake: I knew before he did.
Raiden: Huh? Don't you understand?! I'm gay!
Vamp: Care to join me in my bedchambers?
Emma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My dreams of doing the deed with him are now nothing but that; dreams. Now I will have to retire to a permenent life of solitary masturbation.
Raiden: Jesus, does no one give a shit!?
Fatman: Not really.
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Snake: Stupid gay bastard. I wish I could kill him right now!
Otacon: Hold on, you're talking about my lover there!
Everyone but Otacon: Gasp!
Otacon: Uh... heh heh heh... hooo boy.
Fatman: Well, we all know how YOU feel about him now, don't we?
Solidus: I hate that little prick ever since he ruined that scene...
Narrator: But not all of it was about Otacon revealing that he and Raiden are lovers. Some of it was about how Solidus hates that little prick ever since he ruined that scene...
(cut to Raiden on the torture table with Solidus looking at him)
Solidus: You're awake.
Raiden: Where... where am I, dick?
Solidus: What did you call me?
Raiden: I called you a dick, dick.
Solidus: Don't call me a dick, dick!
Raiden: I'll call you a dick if I want to, you dick!
Solidus: Shut up, dick!
Raiden: You're a dick!
Solidus: You're a dick!
Raiden: You're a dick and I've had it with your dicketry! I choose you!
Solidus: You wanna fight?
Raiden: Right now!
Solidus: (pushes a button and Raiden becomes completely free) Bring it on!
Raiden: Nope! See ya! (runs away, his naked white butt jiggling)
Solidus: (places head in hands) Why do I always fall for that one?
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Ocelot: Wow, Raiden was right for once.
Solidus: What do you mean?!
Snake: He means that you're a dick!
Fatman: How about a little time off... from dicks!
Otacon: I could go for that. Raiden had me working all nigh- I mean, no. Heh heh heh...
Fortune: Homo.
Narrator: But not all of it was about a complete over usage of the word dick. Some of it was about... uh... shameless Coke advertisments?
(cut to Raiden drinking a Coke)
Raiden: Ah. Delicous Coke. (looks at camera) Oh hiya. I'm Raiden from the hit porn movies 'Triple A: Alaskan Albino Anal' and the ever popular 'Blackraven and Raiden Do The Entire Kama Sutra' (Shades Note: Blackravens name used completely without authorisation. If requested, I will remove her name)
(Snake walks on)
Snake: (to camera) Hey there! I'm Solid Snake, famous from such erotic films as 'Oh Guys Just Wanna Munch Muff' and 'Blackraven Shows Snakes Solid' (Shades Note: yet again without permission)
Raiden: (harsh whisper) Snake! This is MY bit!
Snake: (to camera) You know, Coke isn't just delicious. It's a source of 0.5 essential vitamins!
Raiden: Yeah! It also speeds the development of your breasts and/or penis, making them grow big and strong!
Snake: Buy some!
Raiden: (to Snake) You are so dead.
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Olga: I was in that movie!
Otacon: Which one?
Olga: 'Oh Guys Just Wanna Munch Muff'!
Vamp: You had your muff munched, Queen?
Olga: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees...
Emma: I want my muff munched!
Snake: I'll help you in that category, if you care to meet me upstairs...
That Robot From Lost In Space: Danger! Danger! Emma Emmerich!
Snake: Blasted machine!
Narrator: Where's my bagel?! Oh wait a minute, it's in my pants. Mmm, pants fresh... I mean... Some of it was about codec conversations.
(cut to Raiden in the middle of a connecting bridge)
Raiden: Where too... better call Rose.
Rose: (over codec) Yeah Jack?
Raiden: Rose, I need to know where to go!
Rose: You know, this reminds me... of a song.
Raiden: Oh god...
Rose: Ahem. (pulls out a guitar) Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why.
Raiden: Uh, Rose?
Rose: (caught up in song) It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time.
Raiden: (hangs up on Rose) Whew. Now I better call Snak- I mean Pliskin.
Pliskin: (over codec) Mmmmmmmmmmmyes?
Raiden: I need to know where to go!
Pliskin: Don't we all?
(Rose appears over the codec)
Rose: So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind.
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time.
(cut to everyone but Raiden)
Snake: Heh heh heh, I love that song.
Narrator: And thats it, for this episode. Join us next time for everyones views on Solidus. Here's a sneak peek.
Raiden: Solidus was an asshole. I once asked him to get me some food, when I was in the shower, with my cat. So I had to get out and find my own, food I mean, but he ate it all! So I licked a spoon.
Narrator: That's next time on Behind The Game.