Okay this chapter is weird. Pegasus in a zoot suit and S.A.P in a dress?! Has the world gone insane?! No it's Pegasus' turn to take S.A.P to something he likes, amazing!Oh yea EscaChick is helping me with ideas to. You da greatest!

~~~~~~~~~~~At Casa de Pegasus~~~~~

S.A.P-Hi-low bro.

Pegasus-*tapping his foot with an angry glare* SKYLAR ANGELO PEGASUS.

S.A.P-Yeah...bro?*chuckles nervously.*

Pegasus-I got a call from the school. Now explain to me why you glued a girl to the wall?

S.A.P-Well there wasn't any tape in the tape in the dispenser. *forces a laugh*

Pegasus-SKYLAR.

S.A.P-She called me a cross-dressing whore what do ya expect me to do?

Pegasus-To tell a teacher NOT take this into your own hands. I'm the oldest of this household so that means I'm going to punish you.

S.A.P-What no friends,TV,mall,movies for a week?

Pegasus-No I have something much worse.

S.A.P-Which is?

Pegasus-You're going to the charity banquet with me.

S.A.P-Cool! That means I get to wear a zoot suit.

Pegasus-NO! You are wearing a dress that I will pick out. And so that means...you're going to have to shave your legs.

S.A.P-*scoff* I do not have hairy legs!

Pegasus-You do so they look like dog legs.

S.A.P-Oh! That does it. *jumps on Pegasus' back and give him a nuggie* Hah!

Pegasus-Oh no you're not going to get away with that. *reach up and tickles her*

S.A.P-Ah NO!

Meanwhile the gang went up to the door.

Chel-Did S.A.P really glue someone to the wall?

Seto-Yep.

Yugi-*knock on the door,it opens* Huh?

Everyone could hear screaming and laughter. As they ran in they saw S.A.P with Pegasus in a Half-Nelson.

S.A.P-Say it!

Pegasus-*laughing*No!

S.A.P-Say Uncle!

Pegasus-Ok ok! Uncle Uncle!*laughs*

S.A.P-Who?

Pegasus-Do I really have to say it?

S.A.P-Yes!

Pegasus-UNCLE DAVE WHO WORKS IN THE BOX FACTORY!

S.A.P-Yes!*lets go and pumps her fists in the air*Gah!*Pegasus tickles her.*ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!! I'll do it! I'll shave my legs.

Pegasus-*stops and jumps up*Ha this time I win!

S.A.P-*gets up*Oh hi guys!

Yami-Um..hi?

Joey-Damn Pegasus, you got put in a half-nelson.

Pegasus-Yeah she always does that.

Noa-I shouldn't ask why you two were fighting but....why were you two fighting?

S.A.P-*points at Pegasus*He said I had hairy leg like a dog!

Pegasus-She does. *grabs S.A.P and lifts up a pant leg*See.

Bakura-Why do you care now Pegasus?

Pegasus-I'm making her go to the charity banquet.

Chel-Cool! We're all going. S.A.P are you gonna wear a zoot suit?

Pegasus-No she is wearing a dress that I'm picking out, it's her punishment from what happened at school today.

~~~~~~~~Later~~~~~~~

S.A.P-Bro why does my dress hafta be blue? Why can't it be red or orange?

Pegasus-I told you,you're wearing what I tell you to wear.

Chel-Hm? What are you wearing?

Pegasus cues the lights he was wearing a yellow zoot suit and twirling a chain. He puts the chain away,and tips his hat over his eyes. He does a slow approach with both hands still on the hat. With that everyone started to laugh.

S.A.P-You're an embarrassment.*laughs*

Ryou-Where did you get that tacky thing?

Pegasus-It was my grandfather's. I have extras you guys need them.

Duke-Really? Thanks.

~~~~~~~~~~~At the Charity Banquet~~~~

Seto wore a black suit while Joey wore a light blue one,Tristan wore a milk brown suit with Duke in a forest green one,Yugi and Yami both were in purple,while both Bakura and Ryou both had blood red suits,and Marik and Malik wore a sandy yellow. Their yellow wasn't as bold or as bright as Pegasus' yellow suit. S.A.P had a midnight blue grown that fell to her calves,she wore blue strappy heels,and blue elbow length gloves. Pegasus even got her to let Chel do her hair,it was in a simple bun. Noa was wearing another one of Pegasus' bold suits it was an orange-red. Chel had a moornish-red dress with the same acessories that S.A.P had.

Announcer-Okay now it's time for the swinging dance contest.

Pegasus-*grabs S.A.P's arm*Come on let's try it just for the heck of it.

S.A.P-You said yu can't dance.

Pegasus-Not dance but I can swing.

S.A.P-Alright let's do this.

S.A.P and Pegasus run out onto the dance floor. Pegasus spun his sister around and flicked her out were S.A.P did a little solo. S.A.P ran back and jumped into her brother's arms he dipped her to the left,then to the right, then through his legs. Then they started to dance facing each other.Pegasus grabbed S.A.P's arm and spun her to him,he wrapped his arms around her waist and tossed her up,and her caught her ahd flipped over she onto the floor where she landed on her feet.and ended their dance. The whole placed roared in applause when they ended. They walked back to their group who looked at them with wide eyes and open mouths.

Pegasus-What?

Yugi-WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL PEGASUS!?!

S.A.P and Pegasus laughed.

Tristan-Where di you two learn to move like that?

S.A.P-I didn't know how to move like that it was practically all bro.

Pegasus-I told you I can swing not dance.

Chel-I think you boosted S.A.P's frequent flyer miles quite a bit.

S.A.P-I promise never to glue another kid to the wall.*laughs*

Pegasus-*laughs*Oh come on,Sky, I thought you were tougher than that.

S.A.P-I am...but you scare me.

Bakura-He scares you? How he's a guy whole always wear dress suits!

S.A.P-That's one thing that scares me.

Pegasus sweat dropped.

Marik-The other?

S.A.P-HE'S STRONG!

Everyone laughed.

~~~~~~~END OF CHAPTER 3~~~~~~~~~~

Hey! Sup okay next chappy is a tow-for-one thing. A b-day for our favorite three lettered gal and a wish that comes true.REVIEW!!!

Again Thank you Chel.