.Hack HALLOWEEN Chapter 1- Maze
"One day, a guy went on an adventure. He fought, he died. The end," Bear told a stupid story.
"T-that s-s-sucked," Kite said, shaking in fear.
"You got scared!" Bear laughed.
" I'm too good to be scared!" Kite boasted.
"Snot- hair!"
"Face-painter!"
"Bracelet wearin' freak!"
"Sh..."
"Break it up!" Mimiru yelled.
Tsukasa ran into a nearby Aromatic grass maze.
"Where's Elk?" Mia asked.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaah!" Elk screamed as he was launched from the catapault. THUMP! He hit a scarecrow.
"Shouldn't have asked," Kite said.
Kite, Mia, Beer (Bear), Mimiru, and BlackRose ran into the Aromatic grass maze. Everyone followed Kite deeper.
"Where did Tsukasa go?" Mimiru asked.
"Don't askeded me," a stupified Bear said.
"Hark!" The evil voice rang throughout the desolate maze. A tall, stupid person walked up to the group. It was someone they would rather not see...
"He of fair eyes, do you want to go on an adventure?" Piros asked running ahead. The group saw a split path. They went left.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!" A flying Elk (.Hack character) screamed. He landed on the hard dirt. "Arromatic.. grass..."
Kite got a bag and put Elk in it. They dragged him around, looking for Tsukasa.
"AAAAAAhhhhhh!" Bear screamed.
Lying on the cold, hard, dirt was Piros' lifeless body. He was neither breathing, nor moving. There was a rustling in the Aromatic Grass. Sora jumped out, wielding a bloody knife. He koed Bear first, then Mia. Next he got Kite, and finally BlackRose. He had forgot about Mimiru. Sora crossed his bug-eyes.
Sora's blades struck Mimiru's sword. His eyes were going crazy. Sora started getting more insane. He knocked Mimiru's sword into the grass. He swung his blades, but was fried to a crisp before he could kill. Tsukasa swung his staff and froze Sora. He woke everyone up with water, and they left the maze.
TOto BEbe CONconTINtinUEDued
The next time on .Hack hallowEen Nobody is safe anymore...
PiRoS hAuNtInG
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Sora: Kite, I am your father!
Kite: Nooooo... Wait, you're too young. Sora, I am your father!
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DISCLAIMER: I do not own .Hack//SIGN or .Hack//INFECTION, or Star Wars.
Sora: And they all died unhappily ever after!
Kite: I just love a sad ending Read Eat View Ingest Examine Walk away! R-E- V-I-E-W!
"One day, a guy went on an adventure. He fought, he died. The end," Bear told a stupid story.
"T-that s-s-sucked," Kite said, shaking in fear.
"You got scared!" Bear laughed.
" I'm too good to be scared!" Kite boasted.
"Snot- hair!"
"Face-painter!"
"Bracelet wearin' freak!"
"Sh..."
"Break it up!" Mimiru yelled.
Tsukasa ran into a nearby Aromatic grass maze.
"Where's Elk?" Mia asked.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaah!" Elk screamed as he was launched from the catapault. THUMP! He hit a scarecrow.
"Shouldn't have asked," Kite said.
Kite, Mia, Beer (Bear), Mimiru, and BlackRose ran into the Aromatic grass maze. Everyone followed Kite deeper.
"Where did Tsukasa go?" Mimiru asked.
"Don't askeded me," a stupified Bear said.
"Hark!" The evil voice rang throughout the desolate maze. A tall, stupid person walked up to the group. It was someone they would rather not see...
"He of fair eyes, do you want to go on an adventure?" Piros asked running ahead. The group saw a split path. They went left.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!" A flying Elk (.Hack character) screamed. He landed on the hard dirt. "Arromatic.. grass..."
Kite got a bag and put Elk in it. They dragged him around, looking for Tsukasa.
"AAAAAAhhhhhh!" Bear screamed.
Lying on the cold, hard, dirt was Piros' lifeless body. He was neither breathing, nor moving. There was a rustling in the Aromatic Grass. Sora jumped out, wielding a bloody knife. He koed Bear first, then Mia. Next he got Kite, and finally BlackRose. He had forgot about Mimiru. Sora crossed his bug-eyes.
Sora's blades struck Mimiru's sword. His eyes were going crazy. Sora started getting more insane. He knocked Mimiru's sword into the grass. He swung his blades, but was fried to a crisp before he could kill. Tsukasa swung his staff and froze Sora. He woke everyone up with water, and they left the maze.
TOto BEbe CONconTINtinUEDued
The next time on .Hack hallowEen Nobody is safe anymore...
PiRoS hAuNtInG
******************************************************
Sora: Kite, I am your father!
Kite: Nooooo... Wait, you're too young. Sora, I am your father!
This cliche brought to you by... THE DISCLAIMER
DISCLAIMER: I do not own .Hack//SIGN or .Hack//INFECTION, or Star Wars.
Sora: And they all died unhappily ever after!
Kite: I just love a sad ending Read Eat View Ingest Examine Walk away! R-E- V-I-E-W!