.Hack Halloween Part 2- PiRoS HaUnTiNg

Disclaimer: I do not, I repeat, do not own .Hack//SIGN or .Hack video games. But I do own...

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Kite, BlackRose, and Balmung were going on a vacation to: Delta- Cursed Despaired Sea of Sand. When they got there, Balmung found an oasis.
"Chuuuuuuuu!" A noise was heard from the dungeon.
"What was that?" BlackRose asked.
"Probaly a Pikachu," Kite replied.
"They don't exist," Balmung replied.
Meanwhile, in the gay (Happy) Pokemon world... Ash: Man, I hate being a Pokeman character. I wanna be a .Hack character! Brock: They don't exist!
Back to .Hack
"I'll go check!" Kite said, walking into the dungeon.
"Bet you 2000 gold he dies!" Balmung betted.
"I'll see your bet and raise to 10,000 gold!" BlackRose replied.
"Aaaaaaaaah!" Kite's scream echoed throughout the desert field. He came running out, holding a cake.
" I wanna have some peace," Balmung said.
"Was that a pun or were you serious?" BlackRose asked.
"It was a good pun, and you better like it," An angry Balmung said, wielding a guitar.
"It's coming!" Kite yelled.
Balmung looked in the oasis. It was filled with blood. Piros' head floated up.
"Help me!" Piros' head whispered.
"Mommmmyyyyyy!" Balmung screamed.
Everyone started running-into the dungeon. Blood was everywhere. Kite screamed and jumped into Balmung's arms. Balmung dropped him on the bloody ground. *___________________________* We interrupt the scheduled program to make an announcement. If you want to quit reading, DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do own a temper! I do not own Poke'mon either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now back to our scheduled program. *___________________________________*

Mistral came running up.
"Hi!" She said in a squeaky voice. BlackRose punched her lights out.
"Don't go to the light Piros," Mistral had connected with the dead in her sleep. A hole to the spirit world appeared. Kite jumped in.
"Remember, don't go to the light!" Mistral squeaked.
Kite saw Piros. He was shouting "Hark!" repeatedly. Kite pulled out a guitar, and hit Piros with it. He went flying out of the portal. Kite hit himself with the guitar, and flew out of the portal, just as it closed.
Piros was laying on the ground like this *^*. Suddenly, a noise was heard. Piros started to stumble around. A huge robot came out of his forehead. He flew back, and hit the wall. Kite grabbed his guitar, and swung. SPROING! The guitar hit the robot.
"You look like my brother..." Piros mumbled.
"You could pass for my sister!" Kite replied.
"Let's argue back at Mac Anu," BlackRose suggested.
They gated out to Mac Anu.

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Kite: I like sad endings.

Sora: It was sad that Piros had to come back...

SPROING!

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