Chapter 3- Christmas Present
WARNING: This chapter contains high insanity. If you do not like FLCL do not read this chapter. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I do not own .Hack, FLCL, or Barney the Dinosaur.
This is an early christmas present if you requested more FLCL. (Abbreviation rocks)
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In Carmina Gadelica, Balmung sat on a bench playing his guitar. He played some Beatles and Led Zeppelin songs. Then he played some Japanese song nobody understood.
"Ride on shooting star!" Balmung sung.
Suddenly, the strings broke. Piros came walking up and got sucked into the guitar. The others were pulled in too.
Kite woke up. He was on... a huge anvil. Piros and BlackRose woke up on a road by a sour pop machine. Balmung woke up on a bridge. Tsukasa and Mimiru woke up under the bridge. Tsukasa rolled over and hit something.
Kite walked to the edge of the anvil. He fell and landed on his butt.
"Ow, my lambago." He muttered.
"Aaaaaaaah!" Tsukasa screamed. A Barney doll lay on the ground beside him. Mimiru chopped it up with her sword. Meanwhile, Piros was being stupid. He was sniffing a street lamp. VVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrrrooooom! A yellow motor bike with a P! on it approached.
SMACK! It struck Piros with the force of 1,000 flipping towels. He went spinning through the air. He landed on the ground with a thud. The girl riding the scooter hit him with a guitar. He twitched and sat up.
"Ow, my achingeth headeth." Piros slurred.
"Who is that?" BlackRose asked. Piros twitched again. "Quit twitching!" Piros twitched.
"Whoeth areth youeth?eth" Piros asked. The girl struck Piros with the guitar again. BlackRose saw the name Haruko on the guitar. Suddenly, the scene changed to manga. BlackRose was upset that all of the pretty happy colors were now black and white. The scene changed back to anime.
Balmung started walking. He read the Japanese signs. He crashed into a boy with a voice that sounded like Tsukasa.
"Eat guitar!" They both said pulling out a guitar. The guitars hit together. Balmung's guitar shattered.
"Who are you?" Balmung asked.
"I'm Naota." The boy replied.
Tsukasa and Mimiru were lost, wondering aimlessly through the city.
"I heard Kite!" Tsukasa exclaimed.
"I didn't know you could exclaim," Mimiru said.
They ran towards the giant anvil.
Meanwhile, Piros and BlackRose were running from Haruko and that scooter. They hit a dead end. The scooter came closer by the second. Suddenly, Naota and Balmung walked by. The scene changed to manga.
"What is she doing here?" Naota yelled.
An argument insued.
"Who is this crazy person?" Balmung asked.
" I don't know." Piros slurred.
"What's wrong with him?"
"You don't wanna know." BlackRose replied.
"Fooly Cooly!" Piros yelled.
VvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVv...... Steam came out of the anvil. Piros began to stumble.
"Not again." The FLCL characters said.
A lump appeared on Piros' head. A robot came out of his forehead. It was red and had a TV on its head.
"Atomisk?" Haruko said.
Balmung got a guitar out. He jumped in the fray. Atomisk pulled out a guitar and hit BlackRose. Balmung pulled a string on his guitar, and it sounded like a chainsaw. He jumped up in the air, in slow motion. He swung the guitar and struck Atomisk in the back of the head. The force sucked Balmung, Piros, and BlackRose back to "The World."
Meanwhile......
Kite, Mimiru, and Tsukasa sat in front of a bread shop. They heard: "Fooly Cooly!" coming from inside.
"I wanna go home!!!" Kite yelled.
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Was it good? Re\/iew! Don't ask what's going to happen to Kite, Mimiru, and Tsukasa. You'll find out next chapter.
WARNING: This chapter contains high insanity. If you do not like FLCL do not read this chapter. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I do not own .Hack, FLCL, or Barney the Dinosaur.
This is an early christmas present if you requested more FLCL. (Abbreviation rocks)
*********************************************]
In Carmina Gadelica, Balmung sat on a bench playing his guitar. He played some Beatles and Led Zeppelin songs. Then he played some Japanese song nobody understood.
"Ride on shooting star!" Balmung sung.
Suddenly, the strings broke. Piros came walking up and got sucked into the guitar. The others were pulled in too.
Kite woke up. He was on... a huge anvil. Piros and BlackRose woke up on a road by a sour pop machine. Balmung woke up on a bridge. Tsukasa and Mimiru woke up under the bridge. Tsukasa rolled over and hit something.
Kite walked to the edge of the anvil. He fell and landed on his butt.
"Ow, my lambago." He muttered.
"Aaaaaaaah!" Tsukasa screamed. A Barney doll lay on the ground beside him. Mimiru chopped it up with her sword. Meanwhile, Piros was being stupid. He was sniffing a street lamp. VVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrrrooooom! A yellow motor bike with a P! on it approached.
SMACK! It struck Piros with the force of 1,000 flipping towels. He went spinning through the air. He landed on the ground with a thud. The girl riding the scooter hit him with a guitar. He twitched and sat up.
"Ow, my achingeth headeth." Piros slurred.
"Who is that?" BlackRose asked. Piros twitched again. "Quit twitching!" Piros twitched.
"Whoeth areth youeth?eth" Piros asked. The girl struck Piros with the guitar again. BlackRose saw the name Haruko on the guitar. Suddenly, the scene changed to manga. BlackRose was upset that all of the pretty happy colors were now black and white. The scene changed back to anime.
Balmung started walking. He read the Japanese signs. He crashed into a boy with a voice that sounded like Tsukasa.
"Eat guitar!" They both said pulling out a guitar. The guitars hit together. Balmung's guitar shattered.
"Who are you?" Balmung asked.
"I'm Naota." The boy replied.
Tsukasa and Mimiru were lost, wondering aimlessly through the city.
"I heard Kite!" Tsukasa exclaimed.
"I didn't know you could exclaim," Mimiru said.
They ran towards the giant anvil.
Meanwhile, Piros and BlackRose were running from Haruko and that scooter. They hit a dead end. The scooter came closer by the second. Suddenly, Naota and Balmung walked by. The scene changed to manga.
"What is she doing here?" Naota yelled.
An argument insued.
"Who is this crazy person?" Balmung asked.
" I don't know." Piros slurred.
"What's wrong with him?"
"You don't wanna know." BlackRose replied.
"Fooly Cooly!" Piros yelled.
VvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVv...... Steam came out of the anvil. Piros began to stumble.
"Not again." The FLCL characters said.
A lump appeared on Piros' head. A robot came out of his forehead. It was red and had a TV on its head.
"Atomisk?" Haruko said.
Balmung got a guitar out. He jumped in the fray. Atomisk pulled out a guitar and hit BlackRose. Balmung pulled a string on his guitar, and it sounded like a chainsaw. He jumped up in the air, in slow motion. He swung the guitar and struck Atomisk in the back of the head. The force sucked Balmung, Piros, and BlackRose back to "The World."
Meanwhile......
Kite, Mimiru, and Tsukasa sat in front of a bread shop. They heard: "Fooly Cooly!" coming from inside.
"I wanna go home!!!" Kite yelled.
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Was it good? Re\/iew! Don't ask what's going to happen to Kite, Mimiru, and Tsukasa. You'll find out next chapter.