HEY!! Sorry, maybe that was a little too cheerful. It's just that I FINALLY
figured out how to post anything, so I'm a little excited.hehe. In case any
of you all out there cared, this is my first fanfic, so be nice (no flames;
you KNOW they're not nice (). Well, I'll just get started then!
*oh, and sorry if the guys are a little OOC*
DISCLAIMER: Despite the popular belief of the people inside my head, I DO NOT own Inuyasha or any of his friends (or enemies, for that matter). Although I do own a tape with them on it and a couple of mangas..
Chapter 1: Unexpected Occurrences
The gang was walking along the forest path. As of now, we don't know why (or care, for that matter). Perhaps they were hunting for Shikon shards or maybe Miroku needed to make a pit stop (Miroku: HEY! That's somewhat PERSONAL! Me: Hey, sorry. But too bad (). Nonetheless, they were walking along the path. As all of us know, whenever they walk together, certain occurrences usually occur. Well, today is no different.
"Kagome, I'm tired. Can't we rest for some CANDY? Please?" the oh-so-trying Shippo asked.
"How can you be tired, whelp, you've been riding on Kagome's shoulders the whole time! Why don't you act your age and actually WALK for once?" Who else could this be but Inuyasha.no comment.
"Inuyasha, why are you always picking on Shippo? Just leave him alone and he'll leave you alone. Geez, even EVERYONE ELSE could figure that out." (Of course, this is Kagome.can you tell?)
"And just what is that supposed to mean, wench?"
"Just leave Shippo alone, okay? You've been picking on him the whole time. AND DON'T CALL ME WENCH."
"Yeah, Inuyasha, quit trying to act all indifferent to Kagome when you know that you l-"
"Shut UP, whelp! No wonder your family left you."
Shippo stiffened, then let out a wail, followed by "KAGOME, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!"
"Inuyasha, leave him alone!" Kagome looked as if she were ready to tear out Inuyasha's luxurious hair one strand at a time.
"And just what are you going to do about it?" His triumphant smile froze in place when he saw the demonic, evil look on Kagome's face. Crap, I forgot AGAIN, he thought.
"Oh, I'll tell you.SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT AGAIN!" With each "sit", Inuyasha continually tried brace himself but failed miserably as he was slammed into the dirt again, and again, and again. Miroku just sighed and looked up for help (this had become an everyday occurrence) and Sango barely took any notice, as most of her attention was on petting Kirara (perched on her shoulder) and walking along the worn path.
"Why did you sit me three times instead of the usual one?!?"
"Because you got one sit for hounding (haha) Shippo, one more for calling me a wench, and another because you're Inuyasha."
"What kind of reasoning is that, you." he stopped when he saw the angry expression on Kagome's face, then picked up again. "You person."
"Nice save, hound dog." She pivoted on her heel and stalked off ahead, Shippo on her shoulders. Then Inuyasha pulled himself out of the lovely hole he'd made and followed (Miroku and Sango just kept walking; I mean, it's not like they actually stopped to watch this). Periodically as they walked, Shippo would turn around and stick out his tongue at Inuyasha and then Inuyasha would just let out with his usual "Feh".
They walked in an uncomfortable silence for about five minutes, and then Miroku decided to ease the tenseness.
"Why can't you and Kagome just get along as well as Sango and I?" he asked Inuyasha as he put his arm around the latter said female.
She let out a huffy sigh and smacked him with her oversize boomerang she had conveniently in her grip.
"I think that one might have broken my face, Sango," he said as he clutched his nose that was making his eyes tear (not tear as in tear the paper but tear as in boo hoo).
"Good. Then maybe you won't say anything stupidly suggestive anymore, Houshi."
He sighed, caught up with Inuyasha and whispered, "One knows that she cares about one's self when she has the energy to insult him and then smack him silly."
Inuyasha looked sideways at the lecherous monk. "Are you suggesting that about you and Sango or about me and Kagome?"
Miroku responded with a shrug and a devious look on his face, and Inuyasha responded to this with his traditional "Feh".
Meanwhile, in the front of the procession, Kagome was lecturing Shippo. "Now Shippo, you also shouldn't bait Inuyasha and make him insult you and maim you."
"Oh, but it's so much fun!" he said with a grin. Kagome just shook her head and kept walking.
None of them knew that they were being watched.
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Suddenly, Inuyasha started sniffing the air rapidly.
"I smell a demon," he said, then took one giant leap, whisked up Kagome (and Shippo, even though he almost fell off of her), put her on his back and then began to run (during this time, Miroku and Sango followed suit, hopped on Kirara and followed the dog-demon).
A crashing lump fell in the way of the troupe, making Inuyasha dodge rapidly to the side and Kirara stop suddenly.
The large lump assorted its various parts and met Inuyasha's confused stare. "I.Krowten. I.kill you now," the oversize crow demon cawed.
"You can try all you want, fowl. I'll treat you the same way I treat all other enemies," Inuyasha said while licking his claws expectantly (me: Ew, Inuyasha! Why are you doing that?? Inuyasha: WHAT? It's called intimidation! Moron. me: Don't call me a moron or I'll cut you out of the story! Inuyasha: How can you cut me out of the story?? I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER!!! THE WHOLE SHOW'S NAMED AFTER ME!! Me: shut up, Inuyasha or I'll drop-kick you. Inuyasha: Feh).
"Well, I'd like to see you try and kill us, Krowten," said Miroku cheerfully.
Sango stared at him. "Do you take some kind of sick pleasure watching us fight for our survival?"
As Houshi just shrugged, Krowten spoke again. "I.no wanna kill you. Just.the half-demon. And perhaps the other girl's.flesh soft to chew?" he said while looking hopefully at Kagome. All Kagome could do in response was squeal disgustedly, glare at him, leap off Inuyasha, raise her bow and fit an arrow from her quiver into it (did I mention that she had this?), and was about to fire when Sango put her arm across Kagomes', shoving them down.
"Now.I have to know why you want to kill us before we give you sad guts a run-through. No wait.jewel shards?" Krowten nodded, a little miffed by his delay in munching human flesh as promised. "Ah, I see. How original. Well, now that I know that, you may fire when ready, Kagome."
"I'll let Inuyasha do the job since he's been glaring at me for crushing his fragile male ego a second ago when I almost killed the demon (Inuyasha: NOOOO WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GO AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT??)." She turned to Inuyasha and said with a smile, "By the way, Inuyasha, the smelly canary has 3 jewel shards, one in each wing and one in his forehead, so make sure to get them!" Then she glared at Krowten while Inuyasha shook his head and charged down the crow demon.
"Krawwww!" it screamed as it fled high into the air where Inuyasha couldn't reach it, even with his sword. It flapped its powerful (even more powerful than usual) wings, then dove on top of Inuyasha.
"I have you now!" Inuyasha yelled and swung his sword in a powerful chop straight into the demon's head. Or, at least, where the head used to be. He's fast! As Inuyasha thought this and began to whip around, the crow demon's beak impaled him from behind through his left lower back (right where his rib cage ends). "Kre-he-he-he. These jewel shards that that baboon gave me really boost my agility and strength," he laughed/crowed/other birdly noise-ed as he drew out his beak. Because he had tasted Inuyasha's blood, his eyes grew more wild and he was somehow faster (I guess kind of like when you eat the other demon's heart to ingest its powers.I don't know, I don't write it, I report it. Wait.that's the same.never mind).
Inuyasha put his hand on his wound and smiled grimly at the crow. "A baboon, huh? That bastard Naraku really does not know when to quit. Well, I'll just take your jewel shards and put a damper on his little monkey plan (hey, a baboon is not a monkey. A monkey has a tail and Naraku doesn't.does he?)."
The crow narrowed its eyes, then launched itself at Inuyasha. However, this time the half-demon knew just what to do. He thrust his sword directly in front of him, nailing the bird through the chest. The demon's body stopped short because of the sword through its gut, so its beak just barely tickled Inuyasha's forehead (it would have gone through his skull had Krowten not been stopped). Or, at least, Inuyasha thought that it was the beak. When he looked up, he was slightly mortified to find an arrow poking his forehead. The bird had been decapitated from a low branch (just the lower half of its head is left.icky.) and the arrow was going through the neck.
"K-Kagome.why did you fire that stupid arrow? I thought you said that I would kill it (am I sensing some crushed male ego?)." He hadn't moved and inch.
Kagome smiled (he couldn't see this) and said, "I was just making sure that you weren't going to get yourself killed, that's all."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MAKING SURE I WOULDN'T DIE? GET OVER HERE AND LOOK AT WHAT YOUR INTERVENTION DID! LOOK HOW CLOSE I CAME! I'M NOT MOVING UNTIL YOU LOOK! DEAR HEAVENS (when has he ever said THAT) NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!"
"All right, all right," said Kagome humorously. "I'll look and see what poo' widdle Inuyasha couldn't handle on his own." She walked to the side so she could see what he was talking about.
"Dear me.I came that close to killing you? Wow.." She walked closer and measured the distance with her finger. "Sheesh am I getting good at killing things!" Shippo (who had left Kagome's shoulders), Kirara, Miroku and Sango had all moved to get a better view of this and were equally impressed.
"What the hell do you mean by that? Were you trying to kill me??" he asked angrily as he chucked the carcass aside and sheathed his sword.
"Oh, wah. It's not like I actually did. Get the jewel shards already, okay?"
"You idiot, YOU'RE the only one who can pick them up, remember? I had that convenient note pointed out to me by you, when you made me SIT UNTIL MY FACE WAS BRUISED ALL OVER WHEN I TRIED TO PICK UP SOME DAMN SHARDS."
"Oh shut up before I get you neutered. Actually, wait, that might be a good idea.it would certainly control your hormonal mood swings.and then you couldn't add to the gene pool, and everyone would be happy about that.Inuyasha, what would you say if I asked if you wanted to get neutered?"
"WHHHAT?" He looked shocked. Very shocked. Pale-in-the-face-and-wet-my- pants-you-better-be-joking-right shocked. Then he wheeled around and glared hotly at the others.
"Quit laughing! The only one who should be getting neutered around here is MIROKU. HE'S the one who goes around creating a surplus, not me."
Now it was Miroku's turn to pale horribly. Sango stopped laughing and seriously considered this possibility. "You know, I think that could work. He should be neutered.along with Shippo, too, I suppose."
Shippo gagged on a laugh (gag.laugh.pun. Or not.) and his eyes bulged. "Why would I have to be neutered? WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
"Well, Shippo," said Inuyasha, "I can see why Sango said that. You would provide spiritual and moral support for Miroku by undergoing the same procedure, strengthening your bond. Plus, no woman demon would ever want in your pants, and then it would be for the betterment of society, bow boy (he always wears a bow in his hair! IT ANNOYS ME.)."
"WAAHHHH!" Shippo screamed. He tore off into the woods, and, since he couldn't see well because of his tears, promptly collided head-on with a tree, keeled over and passed out (sorry, Shippo fans! But it IS something he would do.).
Inuyasha, the neutering forgotten, could not stop laughing at this. "Hahaha, Shippo haha.hahaha.haha.and then hahaha.." His eyes were tearing up (boo-hoo tear) and then he fell over, he was laughing so hard, and started rolling around (hopefully not in something dead).
Kagome looked briefly worried, then decided that Shippo was fine and he would get up in about six hours with a mild concussion (thank goodness), since he seemed to be in a head-ramming stage of life. "Inuyasha, stop laughing at Shippo. He just collided blindly and head-on with a tree." and then she started giggling. "Stop laughing Inuyasha, laughter is contagious! Just like fleas, lice, yawning and.and.ARGH!"
Sango and Miroku could not for the life of them figure out what was so funny. Shippo had just his a tree, it happened all the time. So then, why were those two laughing so hard since if they were going to make a vocal noise, it should have been a sigh or a chuckle or two, tops?
"Some things never change," said Miroku as he sighed. Sango nodded, stopped suddenly and whammed Miroku with her gigantic boomerang in the stomach.
"Ow, Sango, why did you do that? I didn't say anything lecherous that time."
"That was for ending a chapter of a story with a cheesy, sappy line like that!" (Wait.how does Sango know? Who told her? WAS IT YOU? Oh no, my cover is blown.:: sprints away madly:: hehe.)
"What do you mean, chapter? WHAT STORY?" Miroku wailed. He looked honestly (and pervertedly) confused with what Sango was talking about. Poor Miroku.perhaps he'll never learn.
Wow! That's the end of the first chapter, and I decided to let you off without a cliffhanger ending. ( I'm so nice. I wanted to thank my computer for allowing me to press its buttons (no pun intended.seriously.) and myself for.um.being there.? Right, well. Also, I want to thank you, the reader, for getting this far in my story! I promise I'll get better as time goes on. Or at least I hope. But I can't express my gratitude to you that you chose to read my story! Hugs for everyone (not literally, mentally.) and, um, yay!
*Note: the next chapter will not be so.how shall I say.cheerful happiness oriented. So please R & R (not rest and relax, although you could do that too!) and no, Kouga will not be appearing. I do not know him well enough to know what he's like. I'll struggle with what Rin's like too, but I need her in here. I won't say why! *
*Second note: have a box of Kleenex provided. You can use the tissues as juggling scarves, wipes, hats, gauze, and as stocking stuffers! And you can use the box for a car, shoe, storage compartment or to hide your pet rattle in! So make sure to stock up on Kleenex, people! *
DISCLAIMER: Despite the popular belief of the people inside my head, I DO NOT own Inuyasha or any of his friends (or enemies, for that matter). Although I do own a tape with them on it and a couple of mangas..
Chapter 1: Unexpected Occurrences
The gang was walking along the forest path. As of now, we don't know why (or care, for that matter). Perhaps they were hunting for Shikon shards or maybe Miroku needed to make a pit stop (Miroku: HEY! That's somewhat PERSONAL! Me: Hey, sorry. But too bad (). Nonetheless, they were walking along the path. As all of us know, whenever they walk together, certain occurrences usually occur. Well, today is no different.
"Kagome, I'm tired. Can't we rest for some CANDY? Please?" the oh-so-trying Shippo asked.
"How can you be tired, whelp, you've been riding on Kagome's shoulders the whole time! Why don't you act your age and actually WALK for once?" Who else could this be but Inuyasha.no comment.
"Inuyasha, why are you always picking on Shippo? Just leave him alone and he'll leave you alone. Geez, even EVERYONE ELSE could figure that out." (Of course, this is Kagome.can you tell?)
"And just what is that supposed to mean, wench?"
"Just leave Shippo alone, okay? You've been picking on him the whole time. AND DON'T CALL ME WENCH."
"Yeah, Inuyasha, quit trying to act all indifferent to Kagome when you know that you l-"
"Shut UP, whelp! No wonder your family left you."
Shippo stiffened, then let out a wail, followed by "KAGOME, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!"
"Inuyasha, leave him alone!" Kagome looked as if she were ready to tear out Inuyasha's luxurious hair one strand at a time.
"And just what are you going to do about it?" His triumphant smile froze in place when he saw the demonic, evil look on Kagome's face. Crap, I forgot AGAIN, he thought.
"Oh, I'll tell you.SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT AGAIN!" With each "sit", Inuyasha continually tried brace himself but failed miserably as he was slammed into the dirt again, and again, and again. Miroku just sighed and looked up for help (this had become an everyday occurrence) and Sango barely took any notice, as most of her attention was on petting Kirara (perched on her shoulder) and walking along the worn path.
"Why did you sit me three times instead of the usual one?!?"
"Because you got one sit for hounding (haha) Shippo, one more for calling me a wench, and another because you're Inuyasha."
"What kind of reasoning is that, you." he stopped when he saw the angry expression on Kagome's face, then picked up again. "You person."
"Nice save, hound dog." She pivoted on her heel and stalked off ahead, Shippo on her shoulders. Then Inuyasha pulled himself out of the lovely hole he'd made and followed (Miroku and Sango just kept walking; I mean, it's not like they actually stopped to watch this). Periodically as they walked, Shippo would turn around and stick out his tongue at Inuyasha and then Inuyasha would just let out with his usual "Feh".
They walked in an uncomfortable silence for about five minutes, and then Miroku decided to ease the tenseness.
"Why can't you and Kagome just get along as well as Sango and I?" he asked Inuyasha as he put his arm around the latter said female.
She let out a huffy sigh and smacked him with her oversize boomerang she had conveniently in her grip.
"I think that one might have broken my face, Sango," he said as he clutched his nose that was making his eyes tear (not tear as in tear the paper but tear as in boo hoo).
"Good. Then maybe you won't say anything stupidly suggestive anymore, Houshi."
He sighed, caught up with Inuyasha and whispered, "One knows that she cares about one's self when she has the energy to insult him and then smack him silly."
Inuyasha looked sideways at the lecherous monk. "Are you suggesting that about you and Sango or about me and Kagome?"
Miroku responded with a shrug and a devious look on his face, and Inuyasha responded to this with his traditional "Feh".
Meanwhile, in the front of the procession, Kagome was lecturing Shippo. "Now Shippo, you also shouldn't bait Inuyasha and make him insult you and maim you."
"Oh, but it's so much fun!" he said with a grin. Kagome just shook her head and kept walking.
None of them knew that they were being watched.
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Suddenly, Inuyasha started sniffing the air rapidly.
"I smell a demon," he said, then took one giant leap, whisked up Kagome (and Shippo, even though he almost fell off of her), put her on his back and then began to run (during this time, Miroku and Sango followed suit, hopped on Kirara and followed the dog-demon).
A crashing lump fell in the way of the troupe, making Inuyasha dodge rapidly to the side and Kirara stop suddenly.
The large lump assorted its various parts and met Inuyasha's confused stare. "I.Krowten. I.kill you now," the oversize crow demon cawed.
"You can try all you want, fowl. I'll treat you the same way I treat all other enemies," Inuyasha said while licking his claws expectantly (me: Ew, Inuyasha! Why are you doing that?? Inuyasha: WHAT? It's called intimidation! Moron. me: Don't call me a moron or I'll cut you out of the story! Inuyasha: How can you cut me out of the story?? I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER!!! THE WHOLE SHOW'S NAMED AFTER ME!! Me: shut up, Inuyasha or I'll drop-kick you. Inuyasha: Feh).
"Well, I'd like to see you try and kill us, Krowten," said Miroku cheerfully.
Sango stared at him. "Do you take some kind of sick pleasure watching us fight for our survival?"
As Houshi just shrugged, Krowten spoke again. "I.no wanna kill you. Just.the half-demon. And perhaps the other girl's.flesh soft to chew?" he said while looking hopefully at Kagome. All Kagome could do in response was squeal disgustedly, glare at him, leap off Inuyasha, raise her bow and fit an arrow from her quiver into it (did I mention that she had this?), and was about to fire when Sango put her arm across Kagomes', shoving them down.
"Now.I have to know why you want to kill us before we give you sad guts a run-through. No wait.jewel shards?" Krowten nodded, a little miffed by his delay in munching human flesh as promised. "Ah, I see. How original. Well, now that I know that, you may fire when ready, Kagome."
"I'll let Inuyasha do the job since he's been glaring at me for crushing his fragile male ego a second ago when I almost killed the demon (Inuyasha: NOOOO WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GO AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT??)." She turned to Inuyasha and said with a smile, "By the way, Inuyasha, the smelly canary has 3 jewel shards, one in each wing and one in his forehead, so make sure to get them!" Then she glared at Krowten while Inuyasha shook his head and charged down the crow demon.
"Krawwww!" it screamed as it fled high into the air where Inuyasha couldn't reach it, even with his sword. It flapped its powerful (even more powerful than usual) wings, then dove on top of Inuyasha.
"I have you now!" Inuyasha yelled and swung his sword in a powerful chop straight into the demon's head. Or, at least, where the head used to be. He's fast! As Inuyasha thought this and began to whip around, the crow demon's beak impaled him from behind through his left lower back (right where his rib cage ends). "Kre-he-he-he. These jewel shards that that baboon gave me really boost my agility and strength," he laughed/crowed/other birdly noise-ed as he drew out his beak. Because he had tasted Inuyasha's blood, his eyes grew more wild and he was somehow faster (I guess kind of like when you eat the other demon's heart to ingest its powers.I don't know, I don't write it, I report it. Wait.that's the same.never mind).
Inuyasha put his hand on his wound and smiled grimly at the crow. "A baboon, huh? That bastard Naraku really does not know when to quit. Well, I'll just take your jewel shards and put a damper on his little monkey plan (hey, a baboon is not a monkey. A monkey has a tail and Naraku doesn't.does he?)."
The crow narrowed its eyes, then launched itself at Inuyasha. However, this time the half-demon knew just what to do. He thrust his sword directly in front of him, nailing the bird through the chest. The demon's body stopped short because of the sword through its gut, so its beak just barely tickled Inuyasha's forehead (it would have gone through his skull had Krowten not been stopped). Or, at least, Inuyasha thought that it was the beak. When he looked up, he was slightly mortified to find an arrow poking his forehead. The bird had been decapitated from a low branch (just the lower half of its head is left.icky.) and the arrow was going through the neck.
"K-Kagome.why did you fire that stupid arrow? I thought you said that I would kill it (am I sensing some crushed male ego?)." He hadn't moved and inch.
Kagome smiled (he couldn't see this) and said, "I was just making sure that you weren't going to get yourself killed, that's all."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MAKING SURE I WOULDN'T DIE? GET OVER HERE AND LOOK AT WHAT YOUR INTERVENTION DID! LOOK HOW CLOSE I CAME! I'M NOT MOVING UNTIL YOU LOOK! DEAR HEAVENS (when has he ever said THAT) NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!"
"All right, all right," said Kagome humorously. "I'll look and see what poo' widdle Inuyasha couldn't handle on his own." She walked to the side so she could see what he was talking about.
"Dear me.I came that close to killing you? Wow.." She walked closer and measured the distance with her finger. "Sheesh am I getting good at killing things!" Shippo (who had left Kagome's shoulders), Kirara, Miroku and Sango had all moved to get a better view of this and were equally impressed.
"What the hell do you mean by that? Were you trying to kill me??" he asked angrily as he chucked the carcass aside and sheathed his sword.
"Oh, wah. It's not like I actually did. Get the jewel shards already, okay?"
"You idiot, YOU'RE the only one who can pick them up, remember? I had that convenient note pointed out to me by you, when you made me SIT UNTIL MY FACE WAS BRUISED ALL OVER WHEN I TRIED TO PICK UP SOME DAMN SHARDS."
"Oh shut up before I get you neutered. Actually, wait, that might be a good idea.it would certainly control your hormonal mood swings.and then you couldn't add to the gene pool, and everyone would be happy about that.Inuyasha, what would you say if I asked if you wanted to get neutered?"
"WHHHAT?" He looked shocked. Very shocked. Pale-in-the-face-and-wet-my- pants-you-better-be-joking-right shocked. Then he wheeled around and glared hotly at the others.
"Quit laughing! The only one who should be getting neutered around here is MIROKU. HE'S the one who goes around creating a surplus, not me."
Now it was Miroku's turn to pale horribly. Sango stopped laughing and seriously considered this possibility. "You know, I think that could work. He should be neutered.along with Shippo, too, I suppose."
Shippo gagged on a laugh (gag.laugh.pun. Or not.) and his eyes bulged. "Why would I have to be neutered? WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
"Well, Shippo," said Inuyasha, "I can see why Sango said that. You would provide spiritual and moral support for Miroku by undergoing the same procedure, strengthening your bond. Plus, no woman demon would ever want in your pants, and then it would be for the betterment of society, bow boy (he always wears a bow in his hair! IT ANNOYS ME.)."
"WAAHHHH!" Shippo screamed. He tore off into the woods, and, since he couldn't see well because of his tears, promptly collided head-on with a tree, keeled over and passed out (sorry, Shippo fans! But it IS something he would do.).
Inuyasha, the neutering forgotten, could not stop laughing at this. "Hahaha, Shippo haha.hahaha.haha.and then hahaha.." His eyes were tearing up (boo-hoo tear) and then he fell over, he was laughing so hard, and started rolling around (hopefully not in something dead).
Kagome looked briefly worried, then decided that Shippo was fine and he would get up in about six hours with a mild concussion (thank goodness), since he seemed to be in a head-ramming stage of life. "Inuyasha, stop laughing at Shippo. He just collided blindly and head-on with a tree." and then she started giggling. "Stop laughing Inuyasha, laughter is contagious! Just like fleas, lice, yawning and.and.ARGH!"
Sango and Miroku could not for the life of them figure out what was so funny. Shippo had just his a tree, it happened all the time. So then, why were those two laughing so hard since if they were going to make a vocal noise, it should have been a sigh or a chuckle or two, tops?
"Some things never change," said Miroku as he sighed. Sango nodded, stopped suddenly and whammed Miroku with her gigantic boomerang in the stomach.
"Ow, Sango, why did you do that? I didn't say anything lecherous that time."
"That was for ending a chapter of a story with a cheesy, sappy line like that!" (Wait.how does Sango know? Who told her? WAS IT YOU? Oh no, my cover is blown.:: sprints away madly:: hehe.)
"What do you mean, chapter? WHAT STORY?" Miroku wailed. He looked honestly (and pervertedly) confused with what Sango was talking about. Poor Miroku.perhaps he'll never learn.
Wow! That's the end of the first chapter, and I decided to let you off without a cliffhanger ending. ( I'm so nice. I wanted to thank my computer for allowing me to press its buttons (no pun intended.seriously.) and myself for.um.being there.? Right, well. Also, I want to thank you, the reader, for getting this far in my story! I promise I'll get better as time goes on. Or at least I hope. But I can't express my gratitude to you that you chose to read my story! Hugs for everyone (not literally, mentally.) and, um, yay!
*Note: the next chapter will not be so.how shall I say.cheerful happiness oriented. So please R & R (not rest and relax, although you could do that too!) and no, Kouga will not be appearing. I do not know him well enough to know what he's like. I'll struggle with what Rin's like too, but I need her in here. I won't say why! *
*Second note: have a box of Kleenex provided. You can use the tissues as juggling scarves, wipes, hats, gauze, and as stocking stuffers! And you can use the box for a car, shoe, storage compartment or to hide your pet rattle in! So make sure to stock up on Kleenex, people! *