~ The Parallel Universe ~

Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or any of its characters.

~ Chapter 1: Ugh!

One day as Kuwabara went outside for his normal time to try to beat up Yusuke. AS he ran outside looking for Yusuke. Nowhere in sight he was. So Kuwabara went into his house. URAMESHI! You here! What the Hell! Atsuko screamed. Atsuko picked up a broom. Started swinging like she was Randy Curtis. Ah! Kuwabara screamed! Atsuko hitting him on the head. Laughing with evil. Silent What the hell Kuwabara said. Why are you laughing he said. Maybe because its fun. Oh! Ah! Hahahahaah! Stop it lady! Kuwabara screamed running out of the house!

As Kuwabara ran insanely down the street. He follows a kitten. He follows it down the street. Kitty come back. Come Back! He soon follows it into the middle of the road. And POW! He was hit by a car flying into a black object. He got up and tried to run. He was sucked in.

As he walked in the 2nd world. Looking at things. Walking pass bums with top hats and dolls smoking weed. He got freighted. An ugly looking lady came up to him have you been wiping your ass with your toothbrush. Your teeth are so brown, browner then your shit. The lady said. Hey that's not very funny. As Kuwabara continued down the street he sees a guy with orange hair, blue suit. He walks toward him. What the fuck! Kuwabara whined. If that's me who am I. Oh yeah I'm me! Well that still makes no sense. Hm! Well I ought go talk to me.

As Kuwabara walked up to him self. Hey how you doing Kuwabara asked. Fine Kuwabara #2 said. Well how come you look like me Kuwabara asked. If I looked like a piece of shit then I could explain! Kuwabara #2 laughed. Hey that is wrong now I am going to have to kick your white ass! Kuwabara screamed. Really! Kuwabara #2 said. Kuwabara picked Kuwabara #1up and shoved him into a trashcan kicking it back and fourth. Then he left. Kuwabara got out of the trashcan and wobbled. Man I am mean. Wait a minute. If I'm nice and he is mean. Does that mean there is a mean Yukina? Kuwabara skipped to Hiei's house. Trolalalal!

Author's Note: Well I hope you liked it I got this idea off a South Park episode. Well see what happens when Kuwabara goes to Hiei and Yukina's house.

Corey: Haha you got your ass womped by yourself.

Kuwabara: Shut up he was strong. I mean I'm strong.

Corey: show me what you got.

Kuwabara: Okay Wag La ta he spins in the air.

Corey: picks Kuwabara up by his nose and throws him.

Kuwabara: Oh I see birdies.

Corey: Hahahah!