My gothic baby
Faith and Buffy walked into the dimly lit room
"I think were in our element B" Faith said giving her hand a squeeze and walking up to a pile of clothes
"Check this out B!" It was a large Black shirt with a picture of a baby in a womb like the diagrams you see in science books only the baby has its chubby almost fully formed webbed hand up and its flicking you off
"that's adorable!" She cried grabbing the short
"How about this" She held up another shirt that said
TOUCH ME AND I'LL EXACT ALL THE PAIN OF LABOR ON YOU
"I need that, awe im getting this for Spike" She picked up a shirt that said
HUG ME IM A FATHER TO BE
"He'll kill you" Buffy said
"That's the point" she retorted
"awesome look at this one"
MOMS KICK BUTT and it had pictures of trinity from matrix pregnant, wonder- woman holding an invisible child and the three Charlie's angels holding bottles like they would guns.
"I want" Buffy said
"I think im gonna get knocked up just to wear some of these, like this"
IM THE BITCH AND THAT'S THE PUPPY with red arrows pointing up (Bitch) and down towards the tummy (puppy)
"Do you think if you and angel get together, after he's souled and if Renee works her magic on his that you'd want kids with him?"
"I suppose, im not gonna plan it or anything and with what he went through with Conner im sure he'll be all weird, wed have like the rest of our lives and we wouldn't really need kids, but if he wanted them, I guess I could think about it and maybe I could stand it I mean I don't know"
"you so want to be his baby's mama, that's so cute."
"Shut up B, soon as that baby pops out im gonna beat your ass"
"watch your language in front of the little one" Buffy said
"right, sorry Renee, gotta keep you pure" Faith touched her stomach
"hey B, about Renee, can you feel. I mean do you. I just"
"get the feeling she's demonic?" Buffy filled in
"Not evil"
"I know, I get it all the time, it was throwing off my slayer sense before I knew about it, Its like she's not human but she is, I don't feel threatened and its not all Red Alert but its still there."
"Like when im around Lorne,"
"Kind of, yea, only a bit less"
"I was just checking that it wasn't just me"
"look at this"
THE VOICE IN MY HEAD THINKS I SHOULD MESS WITH YOUR MIND, BUT THE VOICE IN MY STOMACH SAYS 'MOMMY, DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD'
"That's extremly odd" Buffy said
"here"
KEEP STARING, MAYBE IT'LL POP OUT
"I'll pass I like these two though"
THAT'S NOT A BABY IT'S A BOMB, NOW KEEP MOVING
YOU PLAY YOUR BABY MOZART I PLAY MINE METTALICA
"get those, Especially the Mettalica one, that's the sh.shibby" She corrected herself at Buffys glare
"Anything you need help with?" a woman in black leather approached them
"Nah were cool, kick ass shop thought, this place rocks," faith said
"mmm, yes it is the number one alternative maternity shop in western America. We also make personalized shirts, off the top of my head example, 'your kid kicks like a soccer player mine kicks like a vampire slayer'" Buffy dropped the shirt she was holding and Faith reached for her stake
"No need to be alarmed Slayers, good news travels fast in this world. Well so does bad and this is kind of both for some of us, that doesn't really matter but I just wanted to meet the Legendary Slayers that whipped Angel and William the Bloody, I knew them once, ages ago. I was sorry to hear he was gone" The woman touched Buffy's hand. Immediately light flashed and the woman pulled back gasping.
"what the fuck!?"
"The baby has the ability to turn vampires to humans, apparently upon touch' faith said
"h.hum.human?"
"Yea, she's really handy, brining dead lovers back from hell and then re souling and bringing them back to life," faith said cockily
"I am human?" Buffy nodded then took out a cross and tossed it to her. She caught it and looked astonished.
"Buff, you got that book with you?" she dug in her bag,
"Yes, theres more written. 'she bringith to the light her kin and foes alike. To bring her into her true powers she will need her aunt and great grandfathers life. So shall she bring them to life as they will give her life.' Ok that's really odd. aunt and great grandfather? Dawn, but both mine and spikes obviously are dead so."
"no.no no.not. not dawn and. no. how can." The vamp turned human muttered and paced the floor.
"what?" faith asked
"her aunt and grand father, on spikes side,"
"but spikes relatives died like 2oo years ago," Buffy said
"Yes, yes we died, I died. I. I didn't want him to know, I followed him and he never knew. and I heard.I heard things."
"wait wait. are you telling me that your spikes. what sister?" faith asked
"yes,"
Back in La
Once they reached wolfram and hart Giles Spike and Xander were escorted to the 13th floor and the largest office they'd ever seen.
"Erm, Mr. Angel sir, Do you have a moment?" His secretary asked
"I suppose what is it?"
"there are three men here to see you, they are from Sunnydale sir"
"Send them in" Giles Spike and Xander entered the office.
"Hey guys! What's going on? Apocalypse? Big bad?"
"Baby" Xander said
"right, right. Renee," Gile's jaw dropped
"how do you?"
"This is Wolfram and hart I have infinite access to every prophecy book imaginable. Hows Buffy?"
"She's doing great pregnancy agrees with her but she's rally antsy." Spike said
"I should think so, Slayer locked up in the house, and even if you didn't lock her out Vamps wont go near her,"
"all the girls are out shoppin now, including faith"
"faith? She's in sunnydale" Spike nodded
"So what are you here for?"
"well, while we know that vampires cannot stand in the presence of Renee, demons are quite a different matter, Buffy doesn't know yet, but there is a mounting danger for a demonic uproar because of the massive amounts of power Renee is generating"
"Evil loves power"
"yes well were trying to raise up our forces so we are prepared for an attack."
"I can send as many special ops. Forces as you need"
"Mr. Big and powerful in his high office huh? Don't you just want to get out and kick some ass like you used to?" Xander asked
"are you asking me to come?"
"yes we are, we feel that your presence among us might scare off some of the lesser demons, With William the Bloody and the infamous Angelous."
"I don't hold to much terror no with a soul"
"yea but you're the head of wolfram and hart, that ought to stir up a little terror,"
"true. But are you sure"
"come on Angel, are you too chicken? Besides Buffy will want to see you. not to mention faith" spike said
"all right then, I'll come,"
Faith and Buffy walked into the dimly lit room
"I think were in our element B" Faith said giving her hand a squeeze and walking up to a pile of clothes
"Check this out B!" It was a large Black shirt with a picture of a baby in a womb like the diagrams you see in science books only the baby has its chubby almost fully formed webbed hand up and its flicking you off
"that's adorable!" She cried grabbing the short
"How about this" She held up another shirt that said
TOUCH ME AND I'LL EXACT ALL THE PAIN OF LABOR ON YOU
"I need that, awe im getting this for Spike" She picked up a shirt that said
HUG ME IM A FATHER TO BE
"He'll kill you" Buffy said
"That's the point" she retorted
"awesome look at this one"
MOMS KICK BUTT and it had pictures of trinity from matrix pregnant, wonder- woman holding an invisible child and the three Charlie's angels holding bottles like they would guns.
"I want" Buffy said
"I think im gonna get knocked up just to wear some of these, like this"
IM THE BITCH AND THAT'S THE PUPPY with red arrows pointing up (Bitch) and down towards the tummy (puppy)
"Do you think if you and angel get together, after he's souled and if Renee works her magic on his that you'd want kids with him?"
"I suppose, im not gonna plan it or anything and with what he went through with Conner im sure he'll be all weird, wed have like the rest of our lives and we wouldn't really need kids, but if he wanted them, I guess I could think about it and maybe I could stand it I mean I don't know"
"you so want to be his baby's mama, that's so cute."
"Shut up B, soon as that baby pops out im gonna beat your ass"
"watch your language in front of the little one" Buffy said
"right, sorry Renee, gotta keep you pure" Faith touched her stomach
"hey B, about Renee, can you feel. I mean do you. I just"
"get the feeling she's demonic?" Buffy filled in
"Not evil"
"I know, I get it all the time, it was throwing off my slayer sense before I knew about it, Its like she's not human but she is, I don't feel threatened and its not all Red Alert but its still there."
"Like when im around Lorne,"
"Kind of, yea, only a bit less"
"I was just checking that it wasn't just me"
"look at this"
THE VOICE IN MY HEAD THINKS I SHOULD MESS WITH YOUR MIND, BUT THE VOICE IN MY STOMACH SAYS 'MOMMY, DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD'
"That's extremly odd" Buffy said
"here"
KEEP STARING, MAYBE IT'LL POP OUT
"I'll pass I like these two though"
THAT'S NOT A BABY IT'S A BOMB, NOW KEEP MOVING
YOU PLAY YOUR BABY MOZART I PLAY MINE METTALICA
"get those, Especially the Mettalica one, that's the sh.shibby" She corrected herself at Buffys glare
"Anything you need help with?" a woman in black leather approached them
"Nah were cool, kick ass shop thought, this place rocks," faith said
"mmm, yes it is the number one alternative maternity shop in western America. We also make personalized shirts, off the top of my head example, 'your kid kicks like a soccer player mine kicks like a vampire slayer'" Buffy dropped the shirt she was holding and Faith reached for her stake
"No need to be alarmed Slayers, good news travels fast in this world. Well so does bad and this is kind of both for some of us, that doesn't really matter but I just wanted to meet the Legendary Slayers that whipped Angel and William the Bloody, I knew them once, ages ago. I was sorry to hear he was gone" The woman touched Buffy's hand. Immediately light flashed and the woman pulled back gasping.
"what the fuck!?"
"The baby has the ability to turn vampires to humans, apparently upon touch' faith said
"h.hum.human?"
"Yea, she's really handy, brining dead lovers back from hell and then re souling and bringing them back to life," faith said cockily
"I am human?" Buffy nodded then took out a cross and tossed it to her. She caught it and looked astonished.
"Buff, you got that book with you?" she dug in her bag,
"Yes, theres more written. 'she bringith to the light her kin and foes alike. To bring her into her true powers she will need her aunt and great grandfathers life. So shall she bring them to life as they will give her life.' Ok that's really odd. aunt and great grandfather? Dawn, but both mine and spikes obviously are dead so."
"no.no no.not. not dawn and. no. how can." The vamp turned human muttered and paced the floor.
"what?" faith asked
"her aunt and grand father, on spikes side,"
"but spikes relatives died like 2oo years ago," Buffy said
"Yes, yes we died, I died. I. I didn't want him to know, I followed him and he never knew. and I heard.I heard things."
"wait wait. are you telling me that your spikes. what sister?" faith asked
"yes,"
Back in La
Once they reached wolfram and hart Giles Spike and Xander were escorted to the 13th floor and the largest office they'd ever seen.
"Erm, Mr. Angel sir, Do you have a moment?" His secretary asked
"I suppose what is it?"
"there are three men here to see you, they are from Sunnydale sir"
"Send them in" Giles Spike and Xander entered the office.
"Hey guys! What's going on? Apocalypse? Big bad?"
"Baby" Xander said
"right, right. Renee," Gile's jaw dropped
"how do you?"
"This is Wolfram and hart I have infinite access to every prophecy book imaginable. Hows Buffy?"
"She's doing great pregnancy agrees with her but she's rally antsy." Spike said
"I should think so, Slayer locked up in the house, and even if you didn't lock her out Vamps wont go near her,"
"all the girls are out shoppin now, including faith"
"faith? She's in sunnydale" Spike nodded
"So what are you here for?"
"well, while we know that vampires cannot stand in the presence of Renee, demons are quite a different matter, Buffy doesn't know yet, but there is a mounting danger for a demonic uproar because of the massive amounts of power Renee is generating"
"Evil loves power"
"yes well were trying to raise up our forces so we are prepared for an attack."
"I can send as many special ops. Forces as you need"
"Mr. Big and powerful in his high office huh? Don't you just want to get out and kick some ass like you used to?" Xander asked
"are you asking me to come?"
"yes we are, we feel that your presence among us might scare off some of the lesser demons, With William the Bloody and the infamous Angelous."
"I don't hold to much terror no with a soul"
"yea but you're the head of wolfram and hart, that ought to stir up a little terror,"
"true. But are you sure"
"come on Angel, are you too chicken? Besides Buffy will want to see you. not to mention faith" spike said
"all right then, I'll come,"