A/N Sorry it took so long to update. I had hoped to have this finished by Halloween but so many things beyond my control came up and I couldn't work on this, hence the title change. Anyway, I hope you don't mind. Enjoy!
Buttercup rolled her eyes, "Oh come on, get up Mojo," she sounded annoyed, "Why are you being such a scaredy-cat? Are you a chicken? Scared of three harmless little ghosts?"
Mojo Jojo removed the covers that were hiding his face, "No."
"Yes you are," Buttercup grinned.
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are."
"No, I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"No! I am not!!"
"Scaredy cat, scaredy cat, Mojo Jojo's a scaredy cat! Chicken!" Buttercup taunted. She and her sisters began to cluck like a chicken, having fun at Mojo's expense.
"Stop it! Stop this racket! Go away! Why not go haunt somewhere else?!" Mojo Jojo frowned.
The girls stopped what they were doing, "No." Blossom said plainly.
"Why not? Why don't you just go home?! Haunt your own place of dwelling! Isn't that what ghosts do? Haunt the place in which they had lived?!" Mojo Jojo asked, exasperated.
"But, we don't want to go home. It's more fun here. Besides, the Professor's sad and we can't help him, and it only makes us sad," Bubbles said in a small voice.
"Well, I don't care, go away," Mojo Jojo frowned, "I am trying to sleep. Taking over a city takes a lot of work you know, I need my rest. So go away and leave me alone!"
"Who are you to make us?" Buttercup demanded.
"Apparently you're the only one who can see or hear us Mojo, so we're staying right here!" Blossom said.
"But why me?!" Mojo Jojo whined.
"Oh gee wiz, I don't know," Buttercup said sarcastically, "Hey maybe it has something to do with the fact that you're the one who KILLED us!!!" she snapped. Mojo Jojo jumped cowering under his covers. The ghostly Buttercup seemed a lot more threatening than when she was alive. She seemed to glow and the wind picked up behind her and the lights flickered on and off as she yelled at him.
"Ok, calm down Buttercup," Blossom said, she threw the covers off of Mojo's head, "Come on Mojo Jojo, it serves you right. You had no right in killing us, so how's that for justice?"
Mojo Jojo suddenly grinned, "Yeah, justice. You're dead, and I now have Townsville all to myself. I rule Townsville while your bodies rot underground, I am king, and you phantoms are dead! Now there is nothing you can do to stop me."
Bubbles suddenly screamed a high pitched wail as she began to cry. It hurt Mojo's eardrums.
He put his hands to his ears and hissed, "Shut up!"
"I don't wanna be dead!" Bubbles wailed loudly. It was louder and more unearthly and high pitched than her cry in life. Blossom floated over to Bubbles and began to soothe her.
"Now go away, and shut up! I need my peace and quiet! I can do without your infernal racket! Nobody cares! Just be quiet and get lost!" Mojo Jojo screamed over Bubbles' cries. His words only made Bubbles even more upset and she cried even louder causing all the objects in his room to shake and float around the room.
Buttercup glared at Mojo Jojo angrily, "Hey listen here Mojerk, leave my sister alone! It's her deathday so she can cry if she wants to!"
"And just what are you going to do about it?" Mojo Jojo demanded not sure if he should be annoyed or afraid or both.
Buttercup gave a frustrated scream and the lights began to flicker again as she charged at Mojo. He screamed and flinched and waited for her fist to make impact. Instead he felt an unnatural chill as Buttercup only flew through him. While he never wanted to feel that sensation ever again he grinned triumphantly, "Ha! See! There's nothing you can do to me now! I have won! Why don't you just admit it and go away!"
Buttercup snorted and tried again and again and again to hit him with no avail. "Ahhhh! This sucks!" she screamed with annoyance, floating out of the room miserably.
"Buttercup, wait!" Blossom called after her, she turned to Bubbles who was still sobbing, "Come on Bubbles, let's go." they floated out of the room after Buttercup. Mojo Jojo who was now freezing after Buttercup's attempts to hit him sighed with relief. Suddenly Blossom stuck her head literally through the door, "This isn't over Mojo Jojo!" with that she disappeared.
Mojo Jojo grinned, "We'll see about that." he pulled out a random suitcase and paced his bags and high-tailed it out of there to a five star hotel. The rest of the night, to Mojo Jojo's relief was a restful one.
The next morning Mojo Jojo woke up confident that his ghostly problems were over. But he was sorely mistaken. He scratched his head tiredly, and went to go take a shower. He had a lot of fur to shampoo so he didn't notice the shadow on the other side of the shower curtain. The shadowy figure was holding something like a knife, holding it up like they were about to stab something… or someone. Mojo Jojo screamed as he saw the shadow and pulled the shower curtain aside only to see Buttercup looking pissed off holding a tube of toothpaste, not a knife, and she was looking at it carefully. When she heard Mojo scream she looked only to see a terrified, wet and naked Mojo Jojo. She screamed at the sight, "Ahh! For crying out loud put something on!" she hissed, covering her eyes. "I am not in the mood to see that Mojo!"
Mojo Jojo grabbed a towel, "Then what on Earth are you doing here in the bathroom?! And why are you here?! Why aren't you at the Morbucks Manor? Isn't that where you're supposed to haunt for some stupid reason?"
"We're not haunting Morbucks Manor retard!" Buttercup snapped, "We're haunting you. And I'm in here wondering why I can have physical contact with small objects like this toothpaste, but I can't kick your butt and make physical contact with the living. It's pissing me off."
"But why in here?" Mojo demanded.
"I didn't know you were in here. I'm here cuz I already experimented with picking up things in other rooms, and besides, I wanted some privacy stupid, now get out," Buttercup growled.
"This is my bathroom, and I'm trying to take a shower, you get out!" Mojo Jojo ordered. "And if you want privacy well, you're a ghost, no one else can see you, how much more private can you get? And how could you not know I was in here moron."
"Actually this is a hotel, so it isn't yours. And I can't randomly move objects with other people around can I? I'd scare them. Oh and for your information Mojerk, I wasn't really paying any attention to where you were, and being dead, I can't feel the humidity of a shower, and I was listening to the music coming from the suite down the hall with my super hearing, and when I do that I don't always notice other sounds, like water running. And don't call me a moron, moron!" she then whacked him with the tube of toothpaste. "Hmmph, not as honourable as my fist, but it'll do." she commented as Mojo Jojo winced. She hit him again.
"Get out!" he screamed
"Fine," Buttercup frowned floating out of the bathroom.
Mojo Jojo hurriedly finished his shower and quickly changed, clearly uncomfortable. When he was done he came out to see Bubbles watching TV. Or more accurately she was sitting on the bed and positioned very close to the TV and was watching static. "What are you doing!?" he demanded.
Bubbles very slowly turned her head to face them, "They're he-ere," she said ominously.
"W-who?" Mojo Jojo asked, nervous about her creepy tone and look.
Bubbles suddenly went from creepy to annoyingly cute, she giggled, "Room service silly! Didn't you order room service before you had your shower?"
"Well yeah but there isn't any knocking I do not hear any…" Mojo Jojo was cut off by the sound of a knock on the door
"Room service!"
Mojo moaned and opened the door. The room service guy wheeled in a cart full of food and held out is hand hinting that he wanted a tip. "What?" Mojo Jojo asked the room service guy rudely.
"He wants a tip," Bubbles said.
"I didn't ask you," Mojo snapped at Bubbles.
"Well, aren't you going to give it to him?" Bubbles asked sweetly.
"No."
"Please? If you don't I'll scream."
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Uh, who are you talking to?" The room service guy asked, confused.
"I was talking to…"
"He can't see or hear me, remember?" Bubbles giggled. "Now give him his tip."
Mojo Jojo grumbled to himself and handed the room service guy money.
"That's it?" Bubbles asked, "Geesh, for the King of Townsville you would think you could afford to give the poor guy who works hard to earn a decent living a proper tip!"
"Oh fine!" Mojo Jojo hissed, "Here!" he handed the guy more cash and slammed the door in his face. "There are you happy?! Now go away! Stop it with this… this… you're annoying me!"
"But Mojo Jojo, it's fun to annoy you," Bubbles said with a devilishly innocent grin.
"Listen little girl, you'd better stop annoying me or I'll…"
"Or you'll what?" Mojo Jojo turned at the sound of Blossom's voice, but he didn't see her.
"Where are you?" Mojo Jojo demanded rolling his eyes.
Slowly Blossom crawled out of the television and went right up to Mojo and glared at him. It was kind of unnerving watching her emerge from the TV. "Was that necessary?" Mojo asked, shivering.
"What? I was checking out the mechanisms inside the TV now that I can. It was neat, but you didn't answer my question," Blossom demanded.
"What question?"
"Well, you were threatening my sister, and I just want to know what you'll do. You can't harm us, or hurt us… we're dead, so what in the world could you do that will threaten us?" Blossom asked.
"Uh…"
"Exactly," Blossom grinned.
Mojo Jojo frowned, "I'll think of something. I am a genius after all."
"Whatever."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get to work. I have a city to lead you know," Mojo Jojo snorted in a haughty tone.
"Yay!" Bubbles giggled.
"Yes, yes, I'm happy to be rid of you too," Mojo rolled his eyes and headed out the door.
"No, we're excited to see you hard at work," Blossom said, "Yo Buttercup! Come on! We're going to follow Mojo Jojo to work!"
Buttercup emerged from a mirror, "Cool!" she picked up the TV remote, "Why is it that I can pick this up, but I can't kick Mojo's butt?"
"Oh get over it Buttercup," Blossom laughed, "Let's go!" they quickly flew after Mojo.
"No!" Mojo moaned, "You are not following me to work! Absolutely not!"
"Well someone's got to keep you in line," Buttercup slapped him with the remote, "Hmm, still not as fun as my fist. Oh well." she hit him again.
"Ow stop it!" Mojo Jojo whined.
"Come on girls! This is going to be exciting! We get to help Mojo Jojo run Townsville!" Blossom squealed, "I secretly always wanted to do that!"
"Oh no, I'm doing things my way. Townsville is mine, not yours, mine!" Mojo Jojo said, "Since I'm the only one who can see or hear you, there's really nothing you can do."
"We'll see about that," the girls said in unison, with scheming looks in their ghostly eyes.
Mojo Jojo sighed. It was going to be a long day. No, a long lifetime- they did say they'd haunt him forever. "Curses!" he shivered.
Gandalf2: Well, I hope you don't mind but I'm not really going for creepy too much. I hope you like it anyway! And sorry, but I won't be reading your KP fic because I'm not familiar with that show- never watched it before. But I will read your PPG fic when I have the time, fair enough?
Hairy Gregory: Mojo Jojo chose to be King because apparently it has a nice ring to it. His heartless qualities make him an ideal victim to haunt- serves him right… bad monkey!
PinkPuff514: They may be dead, but they're still the cutest!
Pilfered Sympathy: Thanks!
Kathryn Grover: Thanks! I hope it was funny enough for ya. (Mojo Jojo: If you call me getting haunted and tormented and annoyed by the very brats I destroyed funny. Zoë Rose: Oh shut up Mojo!)
BubblesFan: Thank you!
Dooly: Thanks! I hope this chapter answered your question. You'll see what happens.
Keyke: I love a good ghost story myself. Especially when they're scary! (Unlike this one. The disclaimer in the beginning was a tribute to the earlier episodes of "Simpson's Treehouse of Horror")
Lady Jellybean: I'm sorry for killing off the PPG, I love them, really, but at least they've come back. Forgive me? Heehee! ^_^ Glad you like.