Disclaimer: I didn't own them in my last fic and geuss what? I still don't.
A tragic day in the Fuji/Ryoma household. Echizen is about 21 in this fic.
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"I really am sorry. Is there really no way we can... save it?"
"No... The window it fell out of was to high."
"Is just getting a new one out of the question?"
"...."
"??????"
"Can we have a proper burial for it?"
"What?!"
"A proper burial. With a priest and a ceremony."
"I don't think we would be able to find a priest who would be willing to give it a burial. They would think it would be weird to give a burial to something that is not a person."
"You should try to find someone who is willing."
"Why me?"
"Whose fault was it that it fell from the window?"
"Well. Mine, but I didn't know it would fall over like that. And it shouldn't have been on the window sill anyway."
"Where else could it be?"
"The dresser? The kitchen table? It shows up there a lot."
"It likes to be in the sun, plus its healthy for it to get sun."
"If it was healthy for it why do we need a burial for it?"
"... Because it got knocked out of a window.. Are you listening to me at all?"
"...."
"...."
"*squeak*"
"Now do I have your attention?"
"No."
"Your cute when you glare."
"I thought you were upset about your cactus falling out of the window."
"You can buy me a new one. And make it up for it in. other ways."
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For those who don't quite get it, this is an explanation of what happened.
Ryoma accidentally knocks one of Fuji's cacti out of a window, and it smashed when it hit the ground. Ryoma asks if he can just go get a new one, to which Fuji just raises an eyebrow causing Ryoma to act innocent.
Fuji, because he is weird, then wants to give the cactus a proper burial, and thinks that Ryoma should be the one to go locate a priest (or monk) to do the ceremony. Ryoma, thinks that asking various priests whether or not they do burial ceremonies for cacti would be embarrassing and make them think he was insane. And of course Fuji would make the experience as entertaining for himself as it could possibly could be.
Ryoma asks why he has to be the one to locate one, and Fuji responds with the reasons why. After a bit more dialog, Fuji asks Ryoma if he is paying attention, but gets no response because Ryoma has started to think of all the other times Fuji's strange sense of humor has meant embarrassment for him.
And because Fuji hates to be tuned out, he gets Ryoma's attention. By groping him. Ryoma squeaks then Ryoma glares. Fuji thinks it's cute. Fuji says that Ryoma can just get him a new one, and then goes off to do naughty things to Ryoma.
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That was odd.... Fun to write though. Not sure If I did my idea vary well though.. I don't have anyone to read it before I post it besides myself..
A tragic day in the Fuji/Ryoma household. Echizen is about 21 in this fic.
()()()()(#@%@^^@*@()@(&^(*^%*&$
"I really am sorry. Is there really no way we can... save it?"
"No... The window it fell out of was to high."
"Is just getting a new one out of the question?"
"...."
"??????"
"Can we have a proper burial for it?"
"What?!"
"A proper burial. With a priest and a ceremony."
"I don't think we would be able to find a priest who would be willing to give it a burial. They would think it would be weird to give a burial to something that is not a person."
"You should try to find someone who is willing."
"Why me?"
"Whose fault was it that it fell from the window?"
"Well. Mine, but I didn't know it would fall over like that. And it shouldn't have been on the window sill anyway."
"Where else could it be?"
"The dresser? The kitchen table? It shows up there a lot."
"It likes to be in the sun, plus its healthy for it to get sun."
"If it was healthy for it why do we need a burial for it?"
"... Because it got knocked out of a window.. Are you listening to me at all?"
"...."
"...."
"*squeak*"
"Now do I have your attention?"
"No."
"Your cute when you glare."
"I thought you were upset about your cactus falling out of the window."
"You can buy me a new one. And make it up for it in. other ways."
()()()()
For those who don't quite get it, this is an explanation of what happened.
Ryoma accidentally knocks one of Fuji's cacti out of a window, and it smashed when it hit the ground. Ryoma asks if he can just go get a new one, to which Fuji just raises an eyebrow causing Ryoma to act innocent.
Fuji, because he is weird, then wants to give the cactus a proper burial, and thinks that Ryoma should be the one to go locate a priest (or monk) to do the ceremony. Ryoma, thinks that asking various priests whether or not they do burial ceremonies for cacti would be embarrassing and make them think he was insane. And of course Fuji would make the experience as entertaining for himself as it could possibly could be.
Ryoma asks why he has to be the one to locate one, and Fuji responds with the reasons why. After a bit more dialog, Fuji asks Ryoma if he is paying attention, but gets no response because Ryoma has started to think of all the other times Fuji's strange sense of humor has meant embarrassment for him.
And because Fuji hates to be tuned out, he gets Ryoma's attention. By groping him. Ryoma squeaks then Ryoma glares. Fuji thinks it's cute. Fuji says that Ryoma can just get him a new one, and then goes off to do naughty things to Ryoma.
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That was odd.... Fun to write though. Not sure If I did my idea vary well though.. I don't have anyone to read it before I post it besides myself..