::I laid in bed awake, trying to think of things to ask the other
characters.. Two I wanted to get to were Kenichi and Dr. Laughton, but I
just couldn't think of questions for either of them- Kenichi being so sweet
he could cause cavities and Laughton since he died twenty minutes in the
movie.. So this I decided to interview 'em both. Naah. You're reading
it, you deal with it. Oh, and some slight language.. probably nothing
worse than you hear daily in high school though. ::
********Ahoy-hoy! Heeellllooooooooooo!! Sam Petrew here, as always! I just got out from watching the movie over again- apparently it seemed that my original plan (code named 'Bug-da-Laughton') wasn't going to work, he being dead.. That was, until I saw the newest invention on TV. All I need to do is find the boy Kenichi...
******** *Tap tap tap* Ok, it's on.
"Wha? Wh-who are you??"
I am *pose* a REPORTER! Bow before my inquirent might!
"Is inquirent a word?"
Well, it is now. So you are Kenichi, nephew of Shunsaku, lover of Tima, friend of Perro, classmate of Astroboy?
"*Blush* I wasn't that close to Tima.. I mean- well, I liked her- I mean, like a friend- errr... Anyway, the rest is true.."
Even the Astroboy part?
"Yeah.."
But I thought that guy was back with Duke Red..?
"*Shrug* Believe what you will."
Uh.. okaayyy... Anyway, would you please take this little inconspicuous little machine device with all the little lights and doodads on it and insert it into your arm?
"Of course I will, because I'm just that sweet, innocent, and naive. *Prick* Ow! Uh.. might I ask WHY you asked me to do that though?"
Because that, my sweet, innocent, and naive friend, was the physically impossible Laughton-Posessor-o-Matic! You are now the physical manifestation of both yourself and Dr. Laughton, the very man you and your uncle were sent here to search for!
"Eh??!"
Mmyep.
"Wh-What's happening to-?!? /Eh? I live again?"
Cool! Laughton's speech has little slashes next to it!
"/That was a pathetic excuse of an explination to the audience what that slash was supposed to be."
But it worked.
"You can't really argue with that.. Wait.. Dr. Laughton now posesses me??"
No. It's Richard Nixon.
"OH GOD, THE HORROR! /Quiet down, for pete's sake! I'm Laughton!"
Neatness! So I can get two interviews done in one chapter! Anyway, onto my questions..
"/What- so wait, I was resurrected into this boy just to be interviewed and then sent back into the incredable Void Beyond?"
Yeah, pretty much.
"/Oh. But.. can I make a little robot before this is over though?"
Nope.
"/Dang."
So, Kenichi, you're first. How old are you?
"Uh.. well, why do you want to know?"
Because in the Japanese dubbing, you have a young man's voice, but in the American one, you sound like a young kid.. and either way, you LOOK prepubescent.
"Did you even spell 'prepubescent' correctly?"
Uh.. sure. Anyway, answer the question.
"Well, the answer's simple, really, because in truth I am /SATAN HIMSELF! MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!"
Oh, this is rich..!
"/And I like to watch Winnie the Pooh!! BACKWARDS!"
Laughton, I never knew you had a funny side.
"/Hell, I'm posessing a kid, what else can I do?"
Anyway, Kenichi, as you were saying?
"Perro was a cameo from Astroboy."
But your age, kid, what's your age?
"I'm.. uh.. in school, so.. um.. Yes?"
Do you even know?
"Well, the thing is.. I do know, but.. well, I'm.. around.. oh, say.."
Dang it, everyone stalls on answers for me! Moving on. Laughton, what have you been up to since your death?
"/I'm DEAD, dolt! What do you think I've been doing??"
That's why I'm asking. I mean, you're dead.. give us an insight as to what lies beyond?
"/Um.. well.. All I'm allowed to tell you is that there are llamas."
Llamas?
"/Lots of them."
...Of course. Kenichi, what do you think he's been up to?
"Me? Well, I think /Hey! Why are you asking HIM?? He knows diddlysquat about me!\ Anyway, I think that he's been.. um.. practicing ballet? /EVIL, kid, you're pure EVIL!\ Well you were the one who said I was the satanistic Winnie-addict! /Go excersize and eat honey, you poof!"
Easy, gentlemen! We don't want to tear ourselves appart in the middle of an interview..
"/Yes we do!" *Dances on the nearby table* "/Look at me! I'm Kenichi! I get to fall down drains and get beaten up by robot girls and emotionally- outta-whack Marduks!!\ Hey! Stop that! That isn't nice! /So what?! I'm posessing a sweet, innocent, and naive kid who doesn't even know his own age and falls in love with artificial beings!!\ *Sniff* S-stop it..! /Aw shoot- now he's gonna cry.."
Uh..
"I-I'm gonna sic Uncle Shunsaku on you..! /Yeesh! Wimp."
Gentlemen, can we get back to the questions?
"Don't you care that I'm CRYING?? Don't you care that I'm being posessed by a evil, maniacal dead man?! /Waa waa waa, blee blee blee, I'm Kenichi and I can't take an insult!\ WAAAAHH!!"
C'mon, Laughton, lighten up..
"/No!"
But he's flooding the room..!
"/Aw, fine.. it's getting hard to see with all his tears anyway."
Ok, now that we're FINALLY back onto questions.. uh.. I.. can't think of any.
*Strangles Sam* "/YOU SUMMONED ME FROM BEYOND TO ANNOY AND FRUSTRATE ME AND THEN TELL ME YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHY YOU BROUGHT ME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?"
Gahk..! It seems.. Laughton.. has a.. temper..!
*Pauses* "/..Well, yeah, when Duke Red isn't forcing me around.." *Continues to strangle*
H-how did.. *gasp!* you two meet.. anyway..?
*Finally lets go* "/Hmm.. that's an interesting question."
You're not going to stall on me too, are you..?
"/It begins long ago, in a blimp far, far away.."
..I always hated that blimp..
"/It in the blimp's bar, the Happy Chocobo- we were celebrating Halloween.. I was dressed as Mickey Mouse."
I smell copyrights..
"/Anyway, I was bobbing for apples with a few friends.. and it was when I went in for the apples, I was stabbed in the forhead with a blunt object. Lo and behold, it was the Duke's nose!"
Kinda figured something like that would happen.. I'll assume it went from there.
"/Oh yes, there and beyond..!"
*Long pause* I hope you didn't mean that how it sounded. I'm also going to surpress that memory that I won't have to take therapy over it. ANYWAY!! Kenichi!
"Huh? Oh- sorry- I fell asleep. /I'm not THAT boring, jeez!"
Is it true you're so sweet, innocent, and naive that you can cause cavities?
"Um.. I don't know.. never asked."
Entertain me!
"Huh?"
Let me think of a random question for you so that I can make the bored audience laugh... Hmm..
"/The heck is your orientation, anyway?\ EH?? /You heard me! You have such potential for a relationship with Atlas and/or Rock- are you straight? Bi? Gay? Other?\ I hiss at you and everyone who looks like you!! Tima is the only person I've ever loved- and the only person I will ever love!"
Not that close to Tima, eh?
"Shove a sock in it! This is enough! I'm going out of character because of you guys! /Uh-oh..\ You heard me, fatman, that's it! I'm going OOC!"
Hit the decks!
*Summons Super Nova* "YAAARGH! TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHTY KENICHI SWEET, INNOCENT, AND NAIVE MIGHT!!"
*Scene pauses as Atlas walks in front of the screen* 'I'm sorry to interrupt this, but the author has obviously lost it. While our efforts are going to both dull Duke Red's nose and capture the elusive Legolas, we don't have the time to put down a rabid author thats making the main character go nuts. So.. uh.. sorry. Should there be any updates as to further interviews, and hopefully better ones at that, I will try to fit in Blackjack, so.. yeah. Kudos if you know him. Um.. Ko-na-na!'
********Ahoy-hoy! Heeellllooooooooooo!! Sam Petrew here, as always! I just got out from watching the movie over again- apparently it seemed that my original plan (code named 'Bug-da-Laughton') wasn't going to work, he being dead.. That was, until I saw the newest invention on TV. All I need to do is find the boy Kenichi...
******** *Tap tap tap* Ok, it's on.
"Wha? Wh-who are you??"
I am *pose* a REPORTER! Bow before my inquirent might!
"Is inquirent a word?"
Well, it is now. So you are Kenichi, nephew of Shunsaku, lover of Tima, friend of Perro, classmate of Astroboy?
"*Blush* I wasn't that close to Tima.. I mean- well, I liked her- I mean, like a friend- errr... Anyway, the rest is true.."
Even the Astroboy part?
"Yeah.."
But I thought that guy was back with Duke Red..?
"*Shrug* Believe what you will."
Uh.. okaayyy... Anyway, would you please take this little inconspicuous little machine device with all the little lights and doodads on it and insert it into your arm?
"Of course I will, because I'm just that sweet, innocent, and naive. *Prick* Ow! Uh.. might I ask WHY you asked me to do that though?"
Because that, my sweet, innocent, and naive friend, was the physically impossible Laughton-Posessor-o-Matic! You are now the physical manifestation of both yourself and Dr. Laughton, the very man you and your uncle were sent here to search for!
"Eh??!"
Mmyep.
"Wh-What's happening to-?!? /Eh? I live again?"
Cool! Laughton's speech has little slashes next to it!
"/That was a pathetic excuse of an explination to the audience what that slash was supposed to be."
But it worked.
"You can't really argue with that.. Wait.. Dr. Laughton now posesses me??"
No. It's Richard Nixon.
"OH GOD, THE HORROR! /Quiet down, for pete's sake! I'm Laughton!"
Neatness! So I can get two interviews done in one chapter! Anyway, onto my questions..
"/What- so wait, I was resurrected into this boy just to be interviewed and then sent back into the incredable Void Beyond?"
Yeah, pretty much.
"/Oh. But.. can I make a little robot before this is over though?"
Nope.
"/Dang."
So, Kenichi, you're first. How old are you?
"Uh.. well, why do you want to know?"
Because in the Japanese dubbing, you have a young man's voice, but in the American one, you sound like a young kid.. and either way, you LOOK prepubescent.
"Did you even spell 'prepubescent' correctly?"
Uh.. sure. Anyway, answer the question.
"Well, the answer's simple, really, because in truth I am /SATAN HIMSELF! MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!"
Oh, this is rich..!
"/And I like to watch Winnie the Pooh!! BACKWARDS!"
Laughton, I never knew you had a funny side.
"/Hell, I'm posessing a kid, what else can I do?"
Anyway, Kenichi, as you were saying?
"Perro was a cameo from Astroboy."
But your age, kid, what's your age?
"I'm.. uh.. in school, so.. um.. Yes?"
Do you even know?
"Well, the thing is.. I do know, but.. well, I'm.. around.. oh, say.."
Dang it, everyone stalls on answers for me! Moving on. Laughton, what have you been up to since your death?
"/I'm DEAD, dolt! What do you think I've been doing??"
That's why I'm asking. I mean, you're dead.. give us an insight as to what lies beyond?
"/Um.. well.. All I'm allowed to tell you is that there are llamas."
Llamas?
"/Lots of them."
...Of course. Kenichi, what do you think he's been up to?
"Me? Well, I think /Hey! Why are you asking HIM?? He knows diddlysquat about me!\ Anyway, I think that he's been.. um.. practicing ballet? /EVIL, kid, you're pure EVIL!\ Well you were the one who said I was the satanistic Winnie-addict! /Go excersize and eat honey, you poof!"
Easy, gentlemen! We don't want to tear ourselves appart in the middle of an interview..
"/Yes we do!" *Dances on the nearby table* "/Look at me! I'm Kenichi! I get to fall down drains and get beaten up by robot girls and emotionally- outta-whack Marduks!!\ Hey! Stop that! That isn't nice! /So what?! I'm posessing a sweet, innocent, and naive kid who doesn't even know his own age and falls in love with artificial beings!!\ *Sniff* S-stop it..! /Aw shoot- now he's gonna cry.."
Uh..
"I-I'm gonna sic Uncle Shunsaku on you..! /Yeesh! Wimp."
Gentlemen, can we get back to the questions?
"Don't you care that I'm CRYING?? Don't you care that I'm being posessed by a evil, maniacal dead man?! /Waa waa waa, blee blee blee, I'm Kenichi and I can't take an insult!\ WAAAAHH!!"
C'mon, Laughton, lighten up..
"/No!"
But he's flooding the room..!
"/Aw, fine.. it's getting hard to see with all his tears anyway."
Ok, now that we're FINALLY back onto questions.. uh.. I.. can't think of any.
*Strangles Sam* "/YOU SUMMONED ME FROM BEYOND TO ANNOY AND FRUSTRATE ME AND THEN TELL ME YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHY YOU BROUGHT ME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?"
Gahk..! It seems.. Laughton.. has a.. temper..!
*Pauses* "/..Well, yeah, when Duke Red isn't forcing me around.." *Continues to strangle*
H-how did.. *gasp!* you two meet.. anyway..?
*Finally lets go* "/Hmm.. that's an interesting question."
You're not going to stall on me too, are you..?
"/It begins long ago, in a blimp far, far away.."
..I always hated that blimp..
"/It in the blimp's bar, the Happy Chocobo- we were celebrating Halloween.. I was dressed as Mickey Mouse."
I smell copyrights..
"/Anyway, I was bobbing for apples with a few friends.. and it was when I went in for the apples, I was stabbed in the forhead with a blunt object. Lo and behold, it was the Duke's nose!"
Kinda figured something like that would happen.. I'll assume it went from there.
"/Oh yes, there and beyond..!"
*Long pause* I hope you didn't mean that how it sounded. I'm also going to surpress that memory that I won't have to take therapy over it. ANYWAY!! Kenichi!
"Huh? Oh- sorry- I fell asleep. /I'm not THAT boring, jeez!"
Is it true you're so sweet, innocent, and naive that you can cause cavities?
"Um.. I don't know.. never asked."
Entertain me!
"Huh?"
Let me think of a random question for you so that I can make the bored audience laugh... Hmm..
"/The heck is your orientation, anyway?\ EH?? /You heard me! You have such potential for a relationship with Atlas and/or Rock- are you straight? Bi? Gay? Other?\ I hiss at you and everyone who looks like you!! Tima is the only person I've ever loved- and the only person I will ever love!"
Not that close to Tima, eh?
"Shove a sock in it! This is enough! I'm going out of character because of you guys! /Uh-oh..\ You heard me, fatman, that's it! I'm going OOC!"
Hit the decks!
*Summons Super Nova* "YAAARGH! TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHTY KENICHI SWEET, INNOCENT, AND NAIVE MIGHT!!"
*Scene pauses as Atlas walks in front of the screen* 'I'm sorry to interrupt this, but the author has obviously lost it. While our efforts are going to both dull Duke Red's nose and capture the elusive Legolas, we don't have the time to put down a rabid author thats making the main character go nuts. So.. uh.. sorry. Should there be any updates as to further interviews, and hopefully better ones at that, I will try to fit in Blackjack, so.. yeah. Kudos if you know him. Um.. Ko-na-na!'