I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! The characters are lucky.

"Hey, Kaiba!" Joey yelled. "I got some complaints with your safety systems here!"

The ground, still hundreds of feet away, was rushing up fast. Kaiba was, if possible, more pale then ever, and for once, he had no snappy reply to Joey's remark. Some people were screaming. Yugi groaned.

"So much for saving the world. My guts will just have to be able to do it on their own." He said. Téa reached for his hand.

"Yugi, there's something I've been meaning to tell you." She said. "I.I love you." The wind carried her words to everyone above her and there was a stunned silence.

"Um.Téa, I think you're using the wrong script." Yugi replied.

"What?" she said, pulling it from her pocket. "Oh, you're right. Sorry about that."

"CUT!" the director yelled. "Rewind!" The characters moved up about thirty feet. "Okay, take eighty-two."

"DUDE!" Duke shouted. "We've been working for like, three hours without a break! I'm gonna wiss my pants!" Mai, who was right below him, miraculously moved in midair.

"HEY! Not on me, you're not!" she said.

"CUT!" the director yelled. "Take a break if you want to! Fine! You're all fired! Get outta here!" The characters stared at him in astonishment.

"Fired?" Yugi repeated. "That's not fair! I didn't do anything! Fire Joey instead! He's stupider!"
"Well, so much for 'best friend'!" Joey spat. "Shrimp! Come on, Mai, let's get out of here." He walked across the night sky.

"Hey, don't push it." She replied. "I'm already engaged." She smiled at her fiancé. He smiled back. "Seto is like, so much cooler than you. I don't know why the writers made it seem like I like you. You're so dumb." Joey looked at her, astounded. His lower lip quivered.

"You.you don't love me?" he stammered. Mai put a hand on Kaiba's shoulder and smiled sweetly at him.

"Get lost." She said. Joey's eyes filled with tears.

"Fine, then." He said. Then he stepped forward to a place where the animator hadn't animated yet. He disappeared.

"Look what you did!" Téa yelled. "He committed suicide!" Serenity punched her in the jaw.

"I never liked him anyway." She said. Suddenly, the animator stepped in.

"HAHAHAHA! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!! DIE!!!!!" he said. Then he pulled out a Super Soaker and sprayed it directly at Yugi. "HAHAHA!!!!!!!!" Where the white liquid touched him, he disappeared.

"DIP! AHHHHHHH!" Yugi screamed. As it passed over all the characters, they were erased forever. And then everyone was dead.

I'm morbid. Get over it. ^_^_^_^_^_^_^ ! And for silly people who haven't seen 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit', Dip is a mixture of melted erasers and white out. It's the only way to kill animated characters.