I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Isn't that just jolly.
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"You're trapped! And the doors are all locked!" someone shouted from the shadows.
"You face the brothers.PAIR OF DUCKS!" two voices said in unison. And with that, they stepped out of the corners. Two enormous, slightly overweight mallard ducks glared at Yugi and company. The feathers on their foreheads were ruffled into what at first looked like Chinese characters but were really tiny images of faces sticking out their tongues. Joey and Tristan immediately burst into laughter. The left duck glared harder.
"Hey! Don't quack up! It's not that funny!" he snapped. Joey stopped laughing.
"No need to get your feathers ruffled. Let's duel!" he said. Yugi nodded.
"You two quacks had better know your stuff, because you won't have time to ponder your moves once you're in deep water." He called to them.
"Hey, enough with the duck jokes!" Téa snapped. "Let's get quacking!"
The duel proceeded. As Jirai Gumo took out Joey's Axe Raider, he cursed. Para grinned.
"I see my spider has caught you in its web!" he said.
"Webbed feet," Joey muttered.
"Still you mock us!" Dox said, angry. "We are the top duelists in Pegasus's eliminating squad!"
"Yeah, you're the ugly duck kings," Yugi retorted. Para and Dox fumed.
Finally, the duel was done.
"You owe us five starchips!" Joey demanded. The two ducks looked at each other.
"Nah, just put it on our bill."
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I love puns. And when inspiration strikes, I must bow to its superior might of flaming rubber duckies. Thank you and I know it's stupid, so don't bother saying that in a review.
"You're trapped! And the doors are all locked!" someone shouted from the shadows.
"You face the brothers.PAIR OF DUCKS!" two voices said in unison. And with that, they stepped out of the corners. Two enormous, slightly overweight mallard ducks glared at Yugi and company. The feathers on their foreheads were ruffled into what at first looked like Chinese characters but were really tiny images of faces sticking out their tongues. Joey and Tristan immediately burst into laughter. The left duck glared harder.
"Hey! Don't quack up! It's not that funny!" he snapped. Joey stopped laughing.
"No need to get your feathers ruffled. Let's duel!" he said. Yugi nodded.
"You two quacks had better know your stuff, because you won't have time to ponder your moves once you're in deep water." He called to them.
"Hey, enough with the duck jokes!" Téa snapped. "Let's get quacking!"
The duel proceeded. As Jirai Gumo took out Joey's Axe Raider, he cursed. Para grinned.
"I see my spider has caught you in its web!" he said.
"Webbed feet," Joey muttered.
"Still you mock us!" Dox said, angry. "We are the top duelists in Pegasus's eliminating squad!"
"Yeah, you're the ugly duck kings," Yugi retorted. Para and Dox fumed.
Finally, the duel was done.
"You owe us five starchips!" Joey demanded. The two ducks looked at each other.
"Nah, just put it on our bill."
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I love puns. And when inspiration strikes, I must bow to its superior might of flaming rubber duckies. Thank you and I know it's stupid, so don't bother saying that in a review.