Weevil's joke part 3
By Honest the Weasel
Note: Yu-gi-oh belongs to Takahashi. Well, the answer to the very simple question from chapter 2 is in this chapter. Also, this isn't yaoi so don't get any ideas. Pegasus willl also make a appearance at the end. Enjoy!
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The next Saturday, Yugi and friends were getting ready to leave for the trip to Orlando, Florida.
Joey: Boy, I can't wait to get on the plane!!
Tea: Me too!
Bakura: This is going to be a fun trip!
Tristan: I wonder where Weevil and that lady were going.?
Joey: Tristan, I already told you that wasn't a real lady. That was someone in a costume.
Yugi: Joey said he saw a zipper in the back.
Joey: Someone is helping Weevil play a prank on us.
Tea: Well that's simple to figure out. It had to be Rex!
Tristan: How do you know, Tea?
Tea: Because Rex is the only one who hangs with Weevil and their best friends.
Yugi: Hmm, you could be right Tea………..
Joey: C'mon lets just forget about it and go to the airport!
So they all left for the airport. When they're halfway there, they get stopped by Weevil and (name is censored) again.
Weevil: Hehehe, where do you all think you're going.
Joey: We're going to the airport , you creep.
Weevil: Hehehe, what a surprise. We were headed there, too.
Yugi: Weevil, stop this joke and tell us who is in that suit.
Weevil: urm…… What suit?
Tristan: We know that's not a real lady. We saw the zipper in the back.
Weevil: There's no zipper no where, fool!
Rex Raptor comes out of the suit.
Rex: This is stupid!! It was me, Okay!!
Joey: Ha, I knew it was Rex!!! I told you all it was him!!!
Tea: No, I said it was Rex
Rex: This was all Weevil's idea!!!
Weevil: What, no it wasn't!!! It was your idea!!!
Rex: It was yours!!!!
Weevils: Yours!!!
Rex: Yours!!!
Weevil: Yours!!!
Rex: Yours!!!!
Weevil: Yours!!!!
Joey: Stop!!
Rex/Weevil: *both stops*
Yugi: Who's idea was it?
Weevil: Okay……It was both me and Rex's idea.
Tea: Why were you two playing a joke on us like that?
Weevil: Okay, let me explain. Me and Rex were thinking of creating our own holiday to remember the day we became best friends, so we created our own holiday where you play a prank on someone to celebrate the day on when we became friends. So that day we played the joke on you is the day we became friends.
Rex: Do you understand?
Tristan: Okay, I see now. I think….
Yugi: That's a nice story, but you shouldn't go around doing that .
Joey: Hey, Yuug, we have to go to the airport or we'll miss our plane!!
Yugi: You're right, Joey! Are you two coming?
Weevil: What?? Coming where?? What are you talking about??
Tristan: You said you were going to the airport, too.
Weevil: Oh, we were just messing with your minds. *laughs hard*
Rex: *Laughs hard, too* Hey, Weevil, did you see the look on their faces the other day?? *laughs harder*
Weevil: *laughs hard* Yeah!!! Their fools. Did you see the look on………. Hey what's your name again? *points to Tea*
Tea: Tea. *mumbles something*
Weevil: *laughs* Did you see the look on Tea, face, hahahahaha!!
Rex: And did you see that look on…..what's your name, with the white hair?
Bakura: Bakura.
Rex: Hahahahaha, Bakura made a super funny confused look. *laughs hard*
Yugi and the rest gets tired of Weevil and Rex laughing so they just leave for the airport, leaveing them alone to laugh all they want.
30 minutes later…….
Rex/Weevil: Hahahahahahahahahahaha….…...……...….
2 hours later………..
Rex/Weevil: Hahahahahahahahahahaha……….……..…..
The next day……….
Rex/Weevil: Hahahahahahahahahahaha…..……….....…..
3 days later…………
Rex/Weevil: Hahahahahahahahahahaha.….….……...........
The old narrator got sick of Weevil and Rex's laughing that they had to hire a new one. 6 days later………
Rex/Weevil: Hahahahahahahahahahaha….……...................
The new narrator got tired of hearing them laughing at nothing to they had to hire a second new one. 2 weeks later…….
Rex/Weevil: Hahahahahahahahahahaha…..…..…...............
They were running out of narrators so they had to hire a dog as a narrator. Bark Bark Bark (translation) A month later……….
Rex/Weevil: Hahahahahahahahahahaha….….……..………
The dog got sick of them laughing so they hired a stick. ……...……..........
2 months later Yugi and friends returns to Domino city from their Florida trip.
Joey: Man, that was da best trip ever!!!!
Bakura: It was wonderful down there!
Tristan: It was real hot, too!
Tea: We have to go back someday!
Joey: I wonder what those bug and dinosaur creeps are up, too.
Yugi: Let's go see.
So as Yugi and the gang looks for Weevil and Rex, go to the shortcut where they last found them. When they get there, they see Rex and Weevil still laughing.
Joey: Dang!!!! They've been laughing ever since we left???
Tristan: We were gone for like 2 months..
Yugi: Are you 2 okay?
Rex/Weevil: Hahahahahahahahahaha…………
Tea: We better get out of here……
So they just go home and leave Weevil and Rex there. An hour later, Maximillion Pegasus goes to the shortcut to look for some hidden rare cards. He accidently trips over a rock almost falling down. He looks around to see if anyone saw and he see Weevil and Rex laughing.
Pegasus: Are you two laughing at me? How dare you laugh at the great Maximillion Pegasus!
They finally stop laughing.
Weevil: WHAT!!! We weren't laughing at you!!!
Pegasus: *harshly* I'm going to have Kemo and Croquet throw you both in the cell inside my castle.
Rex/Weevil: But….
Pegasus: No buts. .You two should be punished for laughing at me. You hurt my feelings, indeed.
Rex/Weevil: But…
Kemo: *comes out of nowhere* Come with me boys!
After being kept in one of Pegasus' cells for 2 days, they made a promise not to joke on people again.
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The End. I hope you enjoyed this humor piece of mine. Please leave a kind review and thanks for reading.
