Author's notes – I'm so sorry that this chapter has taken so long to get out. I hit the most massive writers block, not to mention I'm juggling two other chapter series at the moment. That and I work 35 to 40 hours a week right now at an amusement park. Just so you guys know, working at an amusement park totally wipes you out. LOL Anyways, enjoy!
Rated – PG-13 for language
By – Merc
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Kagome is in InuYasha's body
InuYasha is in Sango's body
Sango is in Miroku's body
Miroku is in Shippou's body
Shippou is in Kagome's body
Naraku is in Kaede's body
Kirara is in Naraku's body
Myouga is in Kirara's body
Kouga is in Myouga's body
Jaken is in Kouga's body
Kaede is in Jaken's body
Sesshomaru is in Rin's body
Rin is in Sesshomaru's body
HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
The midday sun shown brightly through the window of Kaede's hut as the occupants inside scurried about. Shippou and Kouga were trying frantically to teach Myouga how to speak Japanese instead of just purring. Having the small knowledgeable flea stuck in a cat youkai's body majorly inconvenienced the group's attempt at getting information on how to change back into their normal bodies. Kagome was guarding Naraku's cage, bashing him every once and awhile with the blunt end of her Tetsusaiga to keep herself occupied. She found it especially entertaining when she poked him, because he would make a new squeak-squeal noise every time.
"Kukukuku," Naraku laughed before he went into another lengthy description of how he would poison and rape Kagome as soon as he was back in his usual body. Kagome yawned,
"I've heard this one already," Kagome said as she jabbed Naraku in the stomach. Naraku let out a small squeal like a little girl. Kagome grinned, revenge was sweet.
Miroku, Sango, and InuYasha in the meantime were determining who should get food for lunch and dinner. A lack of food had caused everyone to miss breakfast, and therefore the entire group was grumpy.
"I'll catch some fish for us to eat," Sango suggested with a wave of her staff. Miroku sat pensively beside her, a sight that looked quite odd considering he was in Shippou's body. A small kitsune cub looking as though he were almost meditating with deep thought was definitely not something InuYasha saw on a regular basis.
"I will go as well," Miroku chimed in.
"Why?" Sango asked,
"I can't very well let you go out alone now, can I?" Miroku asked. InuYasha roled his eyes. He wanted to be the one to do the hunting, but a combination of circumstances mainly involving his monthly cycle prevented him from doing so. Sango sighed,
"Why not?"
"Because people as beautiful as you should not go into unknown territories," Miroku explained.
"But I'm you!" Sango retorted,
"Precisely. When all of those lovely village girls wallop you, what will you do?" Miroku asked. Sango flushed and hit him over the head with her staff. InuYasha rolled his eyes for the second time. After a few more minutes of debating, it was decided that Miroku would in fact accompany Sango in hunting, as InuYasha was currently incapacitated at the moment.
"Fine then. Oh, and InuYasha, I will be sure to pick up some herbs that might be able to help ease your pain for you," Sango added. InuYasha looked overjoyed at the proposition.
"There are herbs that ease the pain?"
"Many."
"What are you two waiting for then? GO!!!" InuYasha shouted as he ushered the two out of the hut.
"What was that all about?" Miroku asked as they headed out towards the river.
"I think InuYasha's had enough of being me," Sango suggested with a laugh.
Aun Un landed with a thud next to Kaede's hut. Sesshomaru looked very pale, having been so un-used to Rin's body that he ended up getting blown off the horse youkai twice. Rin, who had figured out how to make her body fly, saved him both times. Although sternly admitting he was fine afterwards, everyone could pick up how rattled he had become. This type of personality was most unnatural for Sesshomaru, and even he himself didn't understand why he was starting to become more talkative and emotional. Upon their landing, Kaede hopped off of Aun Un and ran into her hut, only to be chased out thirty seconds later by a chorus of angry shouts and blunt objects being thrown at her head.
"It is I, Kaede!" Kaede yelled from outside of the hut as the rest of Sesshomaru's group looked on. Shippou poked his head out.
"Kaede?" Shippou asked, to which Kaede nodded in response. Shippou, in Kagome's body, bolted out of the hut and walloped Kaede in a large hug, nearly breaking the poor woman-turned-toad-youkai in two.
"WE WERE WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE!!!" Shippou squealed at the top of his lungs as he spun around, Kaede still in his arms.
"Put…*gasp*…can't…*gurgle*…air…" Kaede gasped as Shippou stopped spinning. He was about to put her down when his eyes rested on the body of Sesshomaru gazing icily at him. Freezing, Shippou lost his grip on Kaede, and she went crashing butt-first into the ground.
"Sesshomaru…" Shippou started in fear. Sesshomaru's stone-serious face suddenly broke into a wide girlish grin.
"Kagome! Hehehe!" Sesshomaru giggled gleefully as he jumped up and down clapping his hands. Shippou did a massive facefault. Sesshomaru's body skipped over to Shippou and enveloped him in a huge hug.
"What the hell?" Shippou managed to squeak out from inside of Sesshomaru's arms.
"Doesn't Kagome recognize Rin?" Rin asked in her deep male voice as she continued to assault Shippou with hugs.
"Whose Rin…?" Shippou began when InuYasha popped out of the hut.
"What the hell is going o-" InuYasha began before laying eyes on Sesshomaru. Forgetting for a moment that he was in Sango's body, InuYasha glared menacingly at his half-brother and cracked his knuckles.
"What the hell do you want?" InuYasha asked in the most threatening voice he could muster. Rin looked at him oddly.
"Rin is not Sesshomaru-sama. Sesshomaru-sama is Rin!" Rin said happily. InuYasha became confused.
"Eh?"
"Weak," Sesshomaru said in his childish voice from where he sat on the ground. He glared icily at InuYasha. Suddenly everything clicked, and InuYasha gave a massive facefault.
"YOU TOO?!" InuYasha asked as he gazed unbelievingly at Rin's body, where Sesshomaru's mind and personality currently resided. Sesshomaru gave his a superior glare.
"Oh now this is too good," InuYasha said as he began to walk over to Sesshomaru in order to pummel him. Sesshomaru stood up and drew himself to his full height, which unfortunately for him was still only one third the size of InuYasha. At that exact moment, Kagome walked outside of the hut in order to get some fresh air. She had heard all of conversations that had taken place outside of the hut and wanted to investigate a bit further. Upon exiting the building, her eyes rested upon the bodies of Sango and Rin shooting death glares at each other.
"What the hell?" Kagome said to herself as she watched InuYasha and Sesshomaru grunt and growl and pose dangerously at one another. How was it that even as females they were heavily into male posturing? Kagome could practically smell the estrogen levels peaking as the two males-turned-females launched at each other, pulling each other's hair and scratching. InuYasha shouted curse words at Sesshomaru while he, being as small as he was, gnawed on InuYasha's ankles. Kaede, Shippou, Aun Un, and Rin all watched on as the two of them let out girly screams whilst scratching and biting and pulling any hair they could get their hands on. Sesshomaru continually gnawed on InuYasha's ankles and knees, and after one particularly hard bite, InuYasha bent down and attempted to smack Sesshomaru upside the head. However, Sesshomaru dodged the hand and rammed his own fist as hard as he could into InuYasha's chest. InuYasha screamed in agony and kicked Sesshomaru halfway across the knoll they had been fighting on.
InuYasha rubbed his left breast, trying to message the pain away.
"Argh," he said to himself, "does this always hurt, Kagome?" he asked pointedly.
"It's the equivalent of kicking a guy below the belt," Kagome said matter-of-factly. The fight had been so odd that she could not bring herself to tear the two apart earlier on. Now that the fight was over, Kagome took a very frazzled InuYasha back into the hut to help nurse his injuries, everyone else following behind her. Rin took a side trip over to Sesshomaru to pick up his poor, scratch-mangled body and carry him back.
Sango, being the skilled warrior that she was, was able to hunt down enough game and pick enough herbs for lunch and dinner for the next few days. Miroku sat behind her, unable to really do anything as he had realized partway through the hunt that he did not know how to use any of Shippou's powers of fox fire or transformation.
"Do you think this is enough Houshi-sama?" Sango asked as she held up various ducks, rabbits, and fish. Miroku sweatdropped.
"More than enough I think," he said.
"It was tough. You're out of shape Houshi-sama," Sango added teasingly.
"Well I can think of more than a few ways to get back in shape Sango," Miroku teased back. Sango blushed and smacked him yet again with her staff.
"I can't wait to get back into my own body," Sango said thoughtfully.
"Nor can I. I must admit that I have not been able to find it within myself to caress your lovely bottom when InuYasha's personality currently inhabits it and everything else," Miroku confessed. Whack.
Kagome hovered over InuYasha, trying to bandage his injuries. However, she wasn't glad to be doing so. Although it was true that people rarely bathed back in the Sengoku Jidai days, Kagome and Sango had bathed on a regular basis. This wasn't the case now. The smell that was currently emitting from InuYasha's body was about enough to make her eyes water.
"Oh God…" Kagome complained as she held her nose, cursing the heightened sense of smell that she had acquired while in InuYasha's body.
"What's your problem wench?" InuYasha asked, not making eye contact at Kagome but rather staring evilly at a very bruised Sesshomaru.
"You need a bath," Kagome complained. InuYasha blanched.
"No way in hell am I bathing as Sango!" InuYasha retorted. Sesshomaru snorted.
"You need one, especially now since…" Kagome trailed off. Everyone in the room, including Kouga, Myouga, and Shippou, stopped talking and stared at Kagome, waiting for her to finish.
"Since what?" InuYasha shot. Kagome blushed,
"Since, since, since…you know…" Kagome said, drawing out each syllable painfully. InuYasha gave her a confused stare.
"Just take a bath!" Kagome ordered, yanking him up by his arm and shoving him out of the hut.
"NO WAY!!!" InuYasha's shouts rang out,
"YES WAY!!!" Kagome's shouts followed. Everyone in the hut stared at the door in amusement. Sesshomaru gave an amused grunt.
"Serves him right," Sesshomaru said evilly.
"I think Sesshomaru-sama and Rin need a bath too," Rin declared in an about-face as she picked up a now completely startled Sesshomaru and skipped out the door.
After a few minutes of silence, the conversations of the remaining occupants of Kaede's hut began to pick up again. Sango and Miroku returned, and with some help from Shippou, Sango began making dinner. Kouga meanwhile gave up on ever trying to teach Myouga how to speak, and walked over to a very pensive Kaede. Kaede had been sitting in a corner, reading heavily from a small scroll.
"Oy, what's that?" Kouga inquired,
"It be the cure to our ailment," Kaede said patiently, not taking her eyes off of the scroll. Kouga gave a small jump.
"YOU MEAN YOU CAN SWITCH US BACK?!" Kouga exclaimed in his tiny flea-voice. Everyone in the hut turned their heads towards the Kaede and Kouga, throwing them inquisitive glances. Kaede gave a small nod in response to Kouga's question.
"It will take much work, but I believe I can reverse the process," Kaede said with a sigh.
"We'll do whatever it takes!" Miroku exclaimed as Kirara roared in response and Myouga gave an additional meow. Sango was taken aback my Miroku's sudden eagerness.
"How long do you think it'll take?" Sango asked,
"Unless I'm mistaken, the concoction should take about two weeks to finish," Kaede explained.
"TWO WEEKS?!" Everyone shouted. Kaede nodded solemnly.
"Why me God?" Kouga asked as he walked over to an adjacent wall and began banging his tiny flea-head against it.
"Grrrrrrrrr…" Naraku growled as he looked at his hands. Two more weeks stuck as an old lady would definitely put a hamper in his evil ploys. Shippou sat in a corner petting Myouga in his lap, as the poor flea-turned-cat-youkai sobbed.
"Oh well, at least we'll get out of these bodies eventually," Sango rationalized calmly.
"But two weeks?!" Miroku exclaimed,
"At least it's not forever," Sango stated.
"But Sango, how can I make love to you if I'm stuck like this?" Miroku asked seriously. Everyone in the room blanched and Sango screamed, drop-kicking Miroku's kitsune body out of the hut.
Meanwhile at a nearby hot spring, Kagome tied a blind-fold around InuYasha's eyes, stripped him down and dunked him in.
"Aren't you coming in?" InuYasha asked when he noticed Kagome was sitting behind him, dry as can be. Kagome blushed,
"I'm not the one that needs a bath!" She retorted before busting out her sweetest smelling soap, a loofa, body wash, shampoo, and conditioner. Although InuYasha was currently in a human body, his sense of smell was quickly able to pick up on the many different girly scents.
"Oh my God, what reeks?" InuYasha asked as he reached up and held his nose.
"Be quiet and hold still," Kagome told him as she began to soap him up. This was definitely going to be a most uncomfortable experience. She noticed that InuYasha kept rubbing his left breast.
"Quit playing with yourself!" Kagome screamed, a deep blush spreading over her cheeks. Never in a million years had she ever expected to use that phrase on someone.
"I'm not playing! IT HURTS!!! That stupid Sesshomaru…" InuYasha grumbled, referring back to the fight earlier that day in which Sesshomaru had landed a mighty punch right where it hurt the most.
"Live with it," Kagome snapped as she smacked his hand away.
"But it huuuuuuuuuuurts…" InuYasha complained as he went back to rubbing the tender area. Kagome let out a scream and bashed him over the head as hard as she could with her basket of shower contents.
"HENTAI!!!" She screamed as she went to bash him again. Suddenly, she heard voices heading in their direction.
"What the-?" InuYasha started before Kagome shoved his head underwater in order to hide him. InuYasha let out a few bubbles in protest and began flailing his arms. Kagome yanked his head up, told him to be quiet before he could say anything, and shoved him back underwater just as Sesshomaru and Rin burst through the bushes!
"Time for Sesshomaru-sama's bath!" Rin yelled excitedly as she quickly stripped Sesshomaru before he could protest and threw him into the hot springs. Kagome sweatdropped.
"Hello InuYasha!" Rin said with a happy wave as she held a currently squirming Sesshomaru down in the hot springs. Kagome sweatdropped even more and responded back politely. Suddenly, a bunch of bubbles began rising from the hot spring.
"Oh no!" Kagome yelled as she yanked up on InuYasha's hair. Out came a very nude and very blue InuYasha, gasping for air.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU WENCH?!" InuYasha shouted angrily.
"Sorry," Kagome said sheepishly.
"Sorry my ass!" InuYasha yelled back before Sesshomaru spoke up.
"Weak," he said.
"SESSHOMARU?!" InuYasha yelled before trying to launch at him, though to no avail as he still had his blindfold on. A very naked Sesshomaru put up his fists to fight, but was quickly calmed by Rin.
"Wait here Sesshomaru-sama," Rin said as she ran back into the bushes. Sesshomaru stopped glaring at InuYasha and looked at the area where Rin had disappeared in. A few minutes later Rin appeared again, this time in much different apparel. Or, to Kagome's horror, no apparel at all. Before them all stood a very tall and very naked profile of Sesshomaru's body. Sesshomaru turned multiple shades of red and Kagome screamed, covering her eyes.
"What, what, WHAT?!" InuYasha asked, turning his head frantically, the blind-fold still holding fast over his eyes. Rin giggled and jumped in, sending a small tidal-wave in InuYasha's direction.
"Just get this overwith," Sesshomaru said grumpily as Rin began happily washing his hair. After a few minutes of total silence, Rin spoke up.
"Sesshomaru-sama, what's this?" She asked as she stood up and pointed downwards. Kagome screamed and smacked her hands over her eyes again. Sesshomaru looked as though he had been taken down way too many notches for one day as he slowly slid his head into the water and blew a few bubbles of displeasure.
"Why does it shrink when I get cold? And why does it go up and down?" Rin continued to ask. Sesshomaru disappeared beneath the water. InuYasha, who had caught onto what Rin was inferring, turned multiple shades of red, and followed Sesshomaru's suit. Rin looked expectantly at Kagome, whose hands were still tightly clamed over her eyes. This was going to be a long evening.
The End?
Hey everyone, I hope you liked the latest chapter! I worked really hard on it. It took a lot of brainstorming, LOL. Anyways, sorry for the lack of updates. I promise to be better about it. And before I forget, let me give you the usual FF.net author's plea: PLEASE OH PLEASE REVIEW!!!