Warning: Fluff and Song Parody

Welcome to My World

Kayo

Chapter XI: Confessions of Love

~*~Nina's fantasy coma~*~

Her eyes blinked open. Sapphire ones stared back. She could feel the warm breath of her lover down the nape of her neck. This was how it was supposed to be. Locks of golden tresses fell onto her shoulders, mixing with her own blonde hair. She sighed. They were floating on a cloud. There was no need for words, both happy to be in each other's company. Legolas stroked Nina's curls and twisted them in his fingers. It always felt so good to have someone play with your hair, especially when they're a hot Elf.

A sudden burst of flower petals danced in the sky. It was a fantasy coma, after all. Legolas stopped his movements, and Nina looked up in confusion. It seemed Legolas only wanted her to look at him, for he leaned in and their lips briefly met. Nina clutched the soft tunic and kissed as passionately back. And even though the sun had just been shining brightly, it was suddenly replaced by a full moon. The stars twinkled, and since it was, once again, a fantasy coma, there was no need to breath.

They broke apart from each other, Nina never letting go of her love. Who would, on this magnificent night…"If this is a dream, never let me wake up," Nina whispered.

[Legolas:] "I can show you the world, shining shimmering splendid.

Tell me Nina, now when did you last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes, rape you over and over.

Over, sideways, and under on a magic cloud like ride!

I'll take you now, rip your clothes off for a nice view.

Now I will grope you ho, no where to go.

So tell me you believe me."

[Nina:] "I'm a lil scared, neither am I well prepared.

You're moving way too fast, advances last.

Let me go now I'm not loving you."

[Legolas:] "Now I'm groping you all over now."

[Nina:] "Unbelievable sights, indescribable feeling.

Taking clothes off, and seeing

Something that I've never seen.

Let go of me,"

[Legolas:] "Don't you dare close your eyes."

[Nina:] "Chloe would be so jealous of me."

[Legolas:] "Hold your breath, it gets better."

[Nina:] "An Elf is pretty hot, like the one I've got.

I can't go back to Shawneee."

[Legolas:] "I'll rape you now."

[Nina:] "Every turn a surprise."

[Legolas:] "With new girlies to pursue."

[Nine:] "I am the only one you do."

[Both:] "We will have so much fun,

With what's to come.

Let me share this day dream with you.

I'll rape you now

With Chloe."

[Nina:] "(Without Chloe…)"

[Legolas:] "A thrilling pace."

[Nina:] "A wondrous place."

[Both:] "For you and me."

As if from no where, Chloe was suddenly hovering over her, along with Jared and Shawn. Nina screamed as Legolas was suddenly gone from their floating cloud.

"NOOOO! It's not supposed to be like this! If this is a dream, let me wake up!!!"

~*~End Nina's fantasy coma~*~

Nina awoke to her god staring into her eyes. She would've believed it was a dream, and that her awakening was all apart of it, but the fact Nina and Shawn were also looming over her made her realize this was real. And she much rather it be real than fake! In exactly 2.6 seconds, she was glomping him on the floor, refusing to let go for anything.

"LEGOLAS MY LOVE!!!" She tightened her grasp around the poor Elf. Nina joined in on the fun, knowing how much it would tick Shawn off, and because it wasn't every day Legolas showed up in your house, no matter how many fanfics she had read.

"Whoa whoa whoa WHOA! Get off the Elf!!!" Legolas struggled with the girls, trying in vain not to hurt one, which was impossible. Nina put her hand under the first layer of tunic in attempt to undress Legolas.

"Tampa tanya!!" (Stop that!!) Legolas yelled and shoved the girls, not caring for their own well-being anymore. He dashed to Shawn's room with Nina and Chloe nipping at his heels. What did he do to deserve this??

Shawn laughed as the Elf scampered around his house, fleeing from a mob (two people could be considered a mob in Shawn's mind) of fangirls. "Tua amin!" (Help me!) Yelled Legolas taking shelter in back of Shawn.

"Hey hey hey! Not back there!" He blanched when he saw the determined fangirls closing in on their prey. "But Nina's mine!!"

Nina stopped short of tackling the boys, taking in what Shawn said. Chloe, however was another story, and had thrown all her weight onto both of them, and was now trying to push Shawn off to get to Legolas. At the same time, Jared was raiding the kitchen, totally oblivious to all that was going on. While Chloe dragged the poor Elf off to his doom in Shawn's room, Nina sat down next to Shawn.

"I'm yours? What, do you think Legolas was going to steal me?" Shawn blushed.

"Well, not steal you, but your physical attraction to him would've caused something to happen, at least on the sexual level…"

Nina laughed, "Shawn, you're so thick sometimes. Yes, I love Legolas, but I love you too. Legolas is more of the physical love. He's the kind of guy a girl just wants to pin down and rape. And then there's you. You're the most considerate guy I know. Others would've just left Legolas out on that field (from what I gather), but you didn't. You're the nicest person I know, and my love for you is both." She inched closer and kissed him. Shawn didn't refuse.

"Now please, let me go have fun with the pretty Elf??" Not waiting for an answer, she ran after Chloe into Shawn's room, locking the door behind her. Shawn stayed on the ground for a moment before Jared walked in, holding a massive bowl popcorn. Nina loves me…she might love Legolas…but I'm the full package! All right!

"What's up with you and Nina. One minute you're all mature, the next you're like all sex-time."

Shawn laughed and grabbed a handful of popcorn. "Sex-time, it's like, what time is it? Oh look, it's quarter to sex!"

~*~

"Chloe! Go around that side!" Nina motioned at the bed. They had cornered Legolas in Shawn's room, and were proceeding to lust him in any form possible.

Legolas feared for his mental stability. Well, not only that, but his body could be used for…inappropriate things if the psychos caught him. Which left him only one choice: either kill the girls and say that they were actually orcs, or somehow jump over the bed and out of window, inconveniently down, but could be opened. Going with the latter, Legolas prepared an Elven Escapade through the Minds of Many a Fangirl.

"He's going for the window Nina!!" Shouted Chloe, as Legolas jumped on the bed and kept his eyes on the window. Nina made a mad dash to stop him, but landed on the bed only a second too late. Legolas thanked Elbereth for that bed, its usefulness being a barrier between him and the fangirls. He quickly opened the window and jumped out onto a nearby tree. Once again, praise be to Elbereth, for Shawn's house was on a hill, therefore his room was elevated!

Nina and Chloe watched as Legolas slid down the tree with all his Elven grace. Elves were very sexy when they were driven by fear. Staring at the retreating form in momentary silence, they stood at the window and tried to make a mental picture to keep for the rest of their lives. Chloe screamed out as Legolas rounded the house to the front door, still wide open for some odd reason, "Amin mela lle!!!" (I love you!!!) Legolas yelled back a reply as he entered the house,

"Amin n'nowa ikotane…" (I don't think so…) Jared and Shawn saw Legolas come in and barricade Shawn's room with large pieces of furniture. Satisfied that no one could open the door, Legolas sat down on the couch and tried a piece of popcorn.

"Amin n'rangwa edanea." (I don't understand these humans.) Jared laughed and Shawn looked confused. Oh how he wished Legolas spoke in English. That way he wouldn't have to learn Sindarin, and so Chloe could leave his house a.s.a.p. Making a mental note to give Legolas English lessons, the three sat on the couch for a while eating popcorn and listening to the girls vain attempts to open the door and pleas for Legolas to help them.

"They don't realize they could climb down the tree…" Remarked Jared.

"Or go through the vents…" Mumbled Shawn.

So when can I go home?

"Or they could use Chloe's head to break the door down."

"She must have some kind of use in the world."

Jared…Is your magic back yet?

 "Shawn, you forget that it was her that figured out Ron was Sauron, and who El was."

"Speaking of Elidh, where did he go? Did you send him back to Middle-Earth?"

Merry and Pippin are still in need of help…

"Noo…I thought you did…"

"Jared…do I have fucking magical pansy powers?"

"Yes…"

"Jared you fucking loser. He's still in our world isn't he?"

You see, they're helpless little hobbits. They don't even reach up to my hip!

"If you mean on earth, then he is on a world…"

"I'm going to kill you…"

I love you. Shawn and Jared looked at the Elf. Legolas shrugged. Well, I have my doubts on Shawn, but I did get the necessary attention.

Jared whispered to Shawn, "See what you're homo tendencies have done?"

"Go fiddle with your staff, wizard boy."

tbc…

**Sex-time joke compliments of Josh. Give him a round of applause!

Responses to Reviews:

Dreamstrifer: Oh, you're not in a good mood? I hope my fic cheered you up a bit! ^_^ I made this chapter very Harry Potter. Not sure why, a part of me thought it might be funny, another part was like, Josh will love this. ^_^ (Josh is sorta my muse for this fic) And more Megan to come! (She was MIA this chapter though, but I have my reasons! No fears!) Hey, if you're going to curse play directors, bring Nikita with you. He has a reall big gun ^____^

namarie2legolas: Hahahaha, no, Shawn's mine. Based off my love ARLY! I LOVE YOU! (guy in my school, very hot Filipino) Um…yes…pin the tail on the Legolas would be nice, though I think we accomplished pin the fangirl on him. ^_^ And what the hell is booster-mad sheep treatment?? I don't even think I want to know…^_~

Veronica: Thanks! The whole chapter was kinda Harry Potter, in my mind. ^_^; that was a very short review, but a review nonetheless! I don't know what else to say!! Umm…THANK YOU!! ^.^

Josh: Thank you Josh for pointing out the EXACT paragraphs that made you laugh..funny thing is, I went back and saw what you were laughing at, hahaha. The other funny thing is, I did end up watching anime and ordering manga online. Teehee, you know me so well. ::watches kazaa go so freakin slow:: REMOTELY QUED??? AGAIN?!?! DIE! I hate computers.

Thanks for all the lovely reviews, and sorry that this chapter didn't really go anywhere. There will be more Legolas to come! Ja ne!