"Hiei vs. Sports"
Chapter 3: You tackle me, I kill you!
Kurama: Maybe Baseball isn't Hiei's strongest athletic sport
Yusuke: No kidding
Kuwabara: How about we try something else
Hiei: After what the three of you put me through? Hell no!
Yusuke: Come on um, er how about football!
Hiei: Football?
Kuwabara: Ooh my favorite *rubs hands together while staring at Hiei
evilly*
Hiei: *gulp*
Yusuke: hehehe but first you have to change your clothes
Hiei: Why?
Yusuke: Just get a pair of jeans with a shirt man
Hiei: Jeans?
Kuwabara: Ugh I'll show him!
Kurama: *holds up video camera to himself* Ahem hello this is Shuuichi
Minamino's science project. I plan to prove my theory in getting the non
athletic populace to experiment with sports.
Yusuke: Hey are you recording this?
Kurama: I figured I could do my science project while we experiment with
Hiei.
**Outside**
Kuwabara: Alright shorty footballs a cinch when ya get the hang of it. Take
this
Hiei: What's this?
Kuwabara: A football.
Hiei: Okay
Kuwabara: Run with it and I'll try to get it from you. But you can't run
your high-speed
Hiei: You mean I actually have to play like a ningen!
Yusuke: Yup!
Hiei: Okay *runs with ball* Now what
Kuwabara: Keep going hehehe
Hiei: How about this?
Kuwabara: A little more
Hiei: How about this
Kuwabara: Okay *trumpets play in background* CHARGE
Hiei: Huh?
Kurama *points camera to Hiei* RUUUUUN Hiei
Hiei: Where?!
Yusuke: Over there, over there
Kuwabara: I'm gunna tackle you!
Hiei: Um *throws ball randomly*
Kurama: It's going, going *hits Kurama in eye* *camera goes fizzy*
Yusuke: PAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Kuwabara: Hey Kurama you okay man
Kurama: I'll live. At least we know Hiei has a good arm *passes out*
Kuwabara: Uh Kurama? Heeeeelloo? *kicks Kurama softly*
Kurama: No mother I don't wanna get up, just five more minutes
Kuwabara: He's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! Muahahahahahahaha
Yusuke: This is going to be a long day!
A/N: Get ready for some more totally crazy sports!
Chapter 3: You tackle me, I kill you!
Kurama: Maybe Baseball isn't Hiei's strongest athletic sport
Yusuke: No kidding
Kuwabara: How about we try something else
Hiei: After what the three of you put me through? Hell no!
Yusuke: Come on um, er how about football!
Hiei: Football?
Kuwabara: Ooh my favorite *rubs hands together while staring at Hiei
evilly*
Hiei: *gulp*
Yusuke: hehehe but first you have to change your clothes
Hiei: Why?
Yusuke: Just get a pair of jeans with a shirt man
Hiei: Jeans?
Kuwabara: Ugh I'll show him!
Kurama: *holds up video camera to himself* Ahem hello this is Shuuichi
Minamino's science project. I plan to prove my theory in getting the non
athletic populace to experiment with sports.
Yusuke: Hey are you recording this?
Kurama: I figured I could do my science project while we experiment with
Hiei.
**Outside**
Kuwabara: Alright shorty footballs a cinch when ya get the hang of it. Take
this
Hiei: What's this?
Kuwabara: A football.
Hiei: Okay
Kuwabara: Run with it and I'll try to get it from you. But you can't run
your high-speed
Hiei: You mean I actually have to play like a ningen!
Yusuke: Yup!
Hiei: Okay *runs with ball* Now what
Kuwabara: Keep going hehehe
Hiei: How about this?
Kuwabara: A little more
Hiei: How about this
Kuwabara: Okay *trumpets play in background* CHARGE
Hiei: Huh?
Kurama *points camera to Hiei* RUUUUUN Hiei
Hiei: Where?!
Yusuke: Over there, over there
Kuwabara: I'm gunna tackle you!
Hiei: Um *throws ball randomly*
Kurama: It's going, going *hits Kurama in eye* *camera goes fizzy*
Yusuke: PAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Kuwabara: Hey Kurama you okay man
Kurama: I'll live. At least we know Hiei has a good arm *passes out*
Kuwabara: Uh Kurama? Heeeeelloo? *kicks Kurama softly*
Kurama: No mother I don't wanna get up, just five more minutes
Kuwabara: He's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! Muahahahahahahaha
Yusuke: This is going to be a long day!
A/N: Get ready for some more totally crazy sports!