Welcome to My World
Kayo
Chapter XIII: Spin the Bottle (of Doom)
Legolas was finishing putting on one of Shawn's muscle shirts when he heard a pair of giggles from outside the door. He turned around and saw four eyes peeking in through the door. He looked down; he had yet to put his shorts on…he looked back up; Chloe and Nina were staring there…Legolas grabbed the shorts off the bed and quickly placed them in front of his...no-no zone. Blushing a deep red, he shouted at the girls while storming to the door,
Perverted humans! Why don't you go stare at Shawn or Jared?!? As he slammed the door shut, a muffled voice answered him.
Because you're bigger!!! Legolas didn't think he could be any more embarrassed, but the color of his face had deepened even further, matching the color of Nina's red shirt. As long as Jared, the only other person in the house that understood Sindarin, didn't hear, it would be okay. But of course, Legolas had no luck what-so-ever, and heard a fight beginning with Chloe and Jared, in Sindarin of course.
Are you kidding me?? No way the Elf's bigger than me!! I'm an Istari!
Ya well you must be pointing your staff instead, inch boy.
I'M BIGGER THAN THAT!!! Jared screamed with all his might. Obviously a low blow.
Singing, Chloe danced away from the door, That's not what Taylor said! (Taylor, being Jared's ex-girlfriend.)
Legolas buried his head in his hands. This day was by far the worst day of his life. Even when his father had banished him to his room for six months was worse than this. At least then he had gotten a few pranks in. What'd he do this time? Get glomped, tied up, stared at, streaked, and now, mortifyingly embarrassed. He contemplated staying locked in Shawn's room all night. He knew he would be sleeping there anyway. But they had already started this "party" and he knew they wanted him to experience it. Sucking it up, he cursed his luck for not being thrown into a demon world where he could've at least killed things, and went to face what was worse than a demon-world: fangirls.
~*~
Shawn knocked on Megan's door. No answer. She must've gone to bed. It was almost eleven, and here they were, eating pizza, drinking Coke, and just dancing around the house. He made sure they kept it low enough so that Meg could sleep, but even so, he couldn't help feel that the girl was dead to the world after she fell asleep. He shrugged it off and went back to join the fun.
Chloe and Nina were sitting on both sides of Legolas, giving him seducing looks and little touches here and there. At the moment, Nina was stroking Legolas's muscular arm while Chloe laid her head to rest on his shoulder. Legolas gave Jared and Shawn a pleading look, Please help me!!! I'll do anything!!! Shawn merely laughed while Jared threw a chip at Chloe's mouth. She saw it coming and opened her mouth to the oily potato.
"Mmmm, tastes good," quoting Cruel Intentions. If the girl could be any weirder, it was in her taste of movies. It went from Lord of the Rings and anything Orlando Bloom/ Ewan McGregor to Cruel Intentions. Weird, weird child.
Nina finished one of her Coke bottles and put it down on the floor while Weezer blasted through the house. Her foot knocked the bottle, causing it to fall over and spin around towards the stereo. She stopped her stroking fest with Legolas to grab it, when a thought struck her. She grinned evilly and turned to her comrade. Chloe looked over Legolas's shoulder and saw Nina holding the bottle. They smirked and nodded. Chloe was a genius! That was why she insisted on drinking bottled Coke!!!
"I have a proposition to make," Nina began all serious-like. "I have this here bottle in my hand. And my associate Chloe has a coin. If it lands on heads, we decide what to do with this bottle. If tails, you decide. You catch my drift?"
Shawn looked at Nina in horror. No no no no no no! How about NO Nina?? Mmmkay? You just want to be lucky and land on Legolas! Or just my luck, it will land on Jared, cos he's been after you ever since we started dating. ::mental scream:: Why don't we just SLEEP?!?
"I am all for that!" Jared said while a horrified Shawn gazed at him. Legolas didn't know what the hell was going on, and Jared explained it.
So if it lands on tails, we don't have to play this…kissing game?
Nope! But the odds are in our favor. The coin almost always lands on tails. The heads side is heavier, Jared explained. After further urging, Jared and Legolas were in. They all looked at Shawn, who was sitting with his legs tucked under his chin.
"As long as it's not a French kiss or anything like a make-out session of Jared and Taylor."
"Hey!! We didn't go at it every time we kissed…wait…ya we did. Nevermind."
"Then it's settled!" Chloe flipped the coin in the air and everyone held their breath. They say there's a fifty-fifty chance. They say that the heads side is heavier. They say tails lands more often than not. They say wrong.
Heads.
The three boys (aka the Elf, Istari, and Shawn) stared at the coin tumbling onto the floor. It was heads. Heads!! Jared was happy (who wouldn't be, there were only two girls, one of which he wanted very very badly, and the other who he wouldn't mind to kiss). Shawn and Legolas, on the other hand, looked at each other with complete fear in their eyes. Legolas drooped his head.
Being forced to travel with Gimli was better than this. Chloe jumped on him, wrapping an arm around at the same time.
Aw, come on! You would pass up two beautiful desirable girls for that fat little Dwarf axe bearing loser thing? Legolas glared at Chloe.
Yes I would.
TOO LATE NOW! Insert evil laughter.
They threw Legolas on the other side of the bottle. Chloe and Nina were grinning like crazy. Of course they would have fun with this. The only person Chloe didn't want to even touch was Shawn, because of course, he was off limits, so said the best friend Nina. But she had willingly given into the possibility that it could happen. Too bad for her!
They placed the boys in this order: Shawn on the left, Jared in the middle, and Legolas on the right. Chloe sat next to Nina, facing Shawn and Jared; Nina facing Jared and Legolas. A nice set up, they thought. Nina grabbed the bottle and winked at Legolas. He grimaced and took a deep breath. She began the spin, praying to whatever god ruled the universe that they would give her what she wanted most right then.
Shawn on the other hand, prayed that it wouldn't spin. Make the bottle explode…make it shatter into a million pieces! SMITE IT! It started to slow down. Slower…slower…and…
"GOD DAMNIT!" It pointed to Shawn. Why the hell did it have to land on her own boyfriend?!? Lord knew they already kissed and did…other things not worth mentioning. She folded her arms and lent over the spinning area, waiting for Shawn to pucker up.
It could be worse, Shawn thought to himself. It could've landed on Legolas, or Jared for that matter. Maybe it can land on me the whole night! They exchanged a quick peck on the lips, and Chloe started her own spin.
"Legolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolas…" Tensions increased as it began to slow. Passing Shawn, passing Jared, passing Legolas…it continued to slowly spin until…
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Yelled Nina. Chloe pouted. Shawn. Again. Legolas wiped the sweat that had formed on his brow. Jared swore under his breath,
"Of course, two kisses in a row. And this is homo-boy too."
"Shut up!" Yelped Shawn and gave Chloe a quick peck on the lips. They broke apart not even a second later. She began to rub her lips furiously. "Gross gross gross gross!"
And then it was Shawn's turn. He sighed. A normal guy would feel lucky. Two kisses, and a third to come, no matter who I land on. But what really sucks is when it comes to Legolas. ::mental scream again:: He didn't care who it landed on. The Coke bottle began its next rotation, landing on Chloe, again.
"GYAH! It's not fair! I just got his spittle off my mouth!" Quick kiss again. And more furious scrubbing. "Nina, how do you kiss this guy?!? He sucks at kissing!" Nina stuck her tongue out at her.
And then there was Jared. "Alright! Land on them both! Let's have a threesome!" They all looked at him.
"Jared, this is spin the bottle, not spin the dick," noted Shawn.
The glass wobbled on the hard wood floor. Shawn noticed his ass was beginning to hurt. This game had better end soon, unless he was going to have permanent ass damage. The others were having this problem too. Chloe and Nina were squirming on the pillows they brought to sit on, while Jared was kneeling, and most likely cutting off circulation to his legs. Only Legolas looked comfortable. Damn Elven stamina.
And a shriek enveloped the room. "AGAIN!?!" Chloe fell back onto the floor, creating a loud thud. "Just shoot me point blank."
"Come on, baby! You agreed to this game, now let's get it on!" He jumped up and onto the pink haired girl, smothering her in kisses.
"Hahahaha, not funny! Get off Jared! Perv! OUCH!!!!!!!!!" She shoved him violently off. "You just jabbed me in the boob!"
"Stop complaining Chloe! It's Legolas's turn!!"
"NICE!" Shouted Chloe, forgetting her previous injury.
Legolas looked at the bottle regretfully. He told himself to suck it up, it was just a kiss…but he couldn't. And he couldn't just run out of the house again. That would be disgraceful. Sighing, he let the bottle spin.
"Mememememememememememememememememe." Chanted Chloe and Nina.
Spinning, spinning, and spinning, it began to slow. Chloe and Nina bit their nails, as did Shawn (he was a bit girly). And then it stopped. Legolas's jaw dropped. Not…her…
There was complete silence in the room, and then a scream that could only be described as fangirl. "OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chloe jumped up and began to cry. "I GET TO KISS LEGOLAS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Legolas looked at the pink haired freak. "Ai Elbereth…" And Legolas was glomped. He struggled under the weight of Chloe, trying to avoid a pair of lips in the process, though his efforts proved futile. They hit him dead on. However, Chloe stayed true to Shawn's kissing rule: it wasn't a make out kiss. It was ONLY on the lips. But Shawn didn't say anything about feeling him up!!
Legolas yelped when he felt a hand exploring his bare chest. When did she get his shirt off?!? He threw her off and backed up to a wall behind Shawn and Jared. "Um gweth!" (Evil woman!) Jared laughed at Legolas's pansy antics. Shawn was totally relieved, he didn't kiss Nina. She would, of course, be extremely disappointed, but he didn't really care. He was boyfriend material, he could comfort her later, after the Elf was gone.
Chloe stood up and smiled evilly, "That wasn't an ordinary kiss." She giggled. "That, my friends, was a special kiss." She pointed at the blushing Legolas. "VIRGIN LIPS!!!"
tbc…
Responses to Reviews:
Anthy's worst fear: Hi ya'll (three of you) METROPOLIS IS AWESOME! But I hate the English voices, as I almost always do. (Escaflowne is another series in which I hate the English voices. Scott just can't do a good Van ::shakes head::) I want to get drunk and sing karaoke. That would be so fun! Plus I'd be the one naked, hahahaha. MY FIRST GLOMP! WOOO!!! I feel like I've become a woman now, hahahaha. THANK YOU DUKE RED, even though I would rather Kenichi be my first glomp if you were going to do someone from Metropolis. ^_^ or Ryuichi!
AraelMoonchild: Wanna know what else rocks? Umm…meteor showers! YA! Those are made of rocks too! See look at the fly! ::runs outside to play with shooting stars at approximately…some time before dawn:: ^__^ I like Legolas, he's fun to play with! Tee hee ::off to write more::
Nina: SHHHHHHHHHHH!!! She's sleeping!! Or is she??!? Makes you think, doesn't it! ^_^ I'm glad I make you laugh, it's a hobby. And yes, boy bands are great. LONG LIVE BSB!
namarie2legolas: If I may quote Tatsuha-sama: "Without the asses of the world, there would be no soft, squishy things to land on when we fall down." Asses are a funny thing. People always complain that they are too big and flabby, but without them, what the fuck do we sit on, our hips? I really did just quote that too. Went to nittlegrasper.com and to his temple and to one of his questions to which he answered with just that. (I have no life) Ahh, Aladdin, takes me back to the good ol' days. Genie was gay I tell you! Hmm, Legolas likes to use Skintimate with ::runs to bathroom:: Gillette. None of that manly razor shite! And I don't know about if Elves use deodorant. They do smell nice all the time. My guess is either yes, or those are flowers he's hiding under his arm pits. ^_^
Blume: Yes, we all love you! Coffee is GROSS. Sorry to all the coffee lovers of the world, but YUCK. But sugar is good ^_^ I add like two or three spoon fulls to my tea! How dare YOU admonish KUMAGOROU?!? (Demon Diary if you didn't catch that, which you probably didn't) I'm in a manga mood, and I can't hold myself responsible for what my mind is saying. I'm gonna go see POC for the FOURTH time tomorrow! ALL HAIL CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! I wanna be a drunk man, like at Ayana's party that was mentioned in his/her/its review! I'll shut up now.
Josh: You don't like Legolas naked? Hmm…how about Chloe naked?!? HAHAHA. Ya, I knew guys like Weezer, or so they tell me ::points at Josh:: Hey, why don't you go to a third world country and see what happens when you give someone some Coke! I bet they'd react the same way, if not worse!! ^_^ ::listening to FLCL music:: Ride on shooting star, more nonsense Japanese that I don't understand, AND I'M BEING BOOTED OFF, ttyl
tamara: haha, funny review, I really like your review! Review again soon! (^_^ what else am I gonna say? Lol)
Dreamstrifer: Damn that long review, lol. So now I know two people who like Weezer, interesting. !! I JUST NOTICED THAT…hmm…let's just say that Shawn's dad is a player who gets the ladies to pay for his fun nights out. ^_~ OoOoO sand from Florida. Nice. I have sand from the Mediterranean! WOO! Hahaha, Coke is like alcohol…not really. Diet Coke is better though. Yes…fix an Elf. Easy operation with a pair of scissors. I think anyone would want to help Legolas shower. It's just a good thing. O_o My German is limited to that and Gutentaug. But my French friend should be able to help me in that department! But anyway, good luck with the play and happy birthday! I'll make the next chapter a really good one!
And that's it my friends. ::runs off to gaze at possible meteor showers, with Kumagorou riding on my shoulder:: BTW! I almost hit a tree driving today and was laughed at by this guy Mark who works at the farm. He's so mean to me! THIS WAS MY FIRST DAY DRIVING…it's not MY fault…I'm gonna throw a cow at him.