Welcome to My World
Kayo
Chapter XIV: Legolas's Love
After Nina got over her complete jealousy that Chloe got to be Legolas's first kiss, Shawn decided it was time to sleep. Even though it was only midnight, they were all tired. Jared, out of them all, was the most awake though. It didn't make any sense to the rest of them. He was the one who had the hardest battle, sending Sauron away, but he was still full of energy. His reasoning, there was a difference between magical energy and his own physical energy. Shawn didn't really care about it, he just wanted to get everyone out of his house. They had their party, so technically, they could all leave. But Nina and Chloe refused (because they had called each other's parents and done the whole sneaking out thing). And so, Shawn was stuck with them all.
Legolas was locked up in Shawn's room for the night, while Shawn retired to his couch. Chloe and Nina took the guest room together, and much to Jared's dismay, they locked the door and had the curtains drawn. Sitting down on the couch with Shawn, he commented on the day.
"This was one fucked up day, I hope you realize that."
"No, it's a typical Saturday. Wake up with an Elf and such, then battle it out with an evil lord from another dimension who also happens to be a fictional character, outrun the cops, who are STILL up at the school investigating the orcs, then have a party. And now there are two girls sleeping together in my guest room and an Elf in my room. Things couldn't be better."
"If only they would unlock the door to see what girls do at sleepovers. Taylor told me lots, but I never believed it. Like do girls really start humping each other furiously during the night? I think not. Sometimes I think she just told me that to get me excited. I dunno." Jared sighed.
"There's one thing I don't get about you Jared," started Shawn. "If you're some kind of magical wizard man, and I know about your whole mission and all, but why do you still act like…normal? I mean, Legolas is all proper and shit, but you're like the rest of us." Jared laughed.
"What the hell did you expect? You want me to show up in a little pansy robe like in Harry Potter? Pft, I'm not like you. But anyway, I kind of had to fit in here, so adopting this personality did the job. Hell, no one knew I was an Istari, not that they would expect it."
Shawn looked at his friend, "So you're not really like this? You've pretty much been putting on an act."
Jared sighed, "If you want to look at it that way, then ya, I deceived you or whatever. But I did what I had to do, and trust me, I would rather stay here than go back to Middle Earth, but I kind of have to. I have an inkling that Saruman is going to call me back to discuss everything. But then again, now I know he's a back stabbing son of a bitch (from reading Tolkien, mind you). Imagine my surprise when I learned that our world was fictional. Freaked me out. But whatever. At least now I know what's going to happen in the future and can try to stop it. But then there's that whole thing where you can't change the future because fate stops you, damn timelines. So maybe I'll change the future, but most likely not. Watch me die or something. Or worse…"
"Dude, shut up." Rambling annoyed Shawn. Jared retired to the other couch and flopped down, most likely to day dream since he wasn't tired. Shawn wrapped the blanket around himself. Well, one day over. It's been over twenty-four hours, and I survived with an Elf. How much longer can I do this?
~*~
The next day came as a surprise for Legolas. For one, it began with a loud banging at his door, followed by incessant giggles, and yet more pounding. He was sure he saw eyes at the bottom of the door, trying to peek through in hopes for seeing a sleeping beauty (one of them shouted it). This meant he had to be kissed to awaken, one that two girls were willing to give. Legolas threw the sheets off the bed and wrapped them around himself. It was really really hot that night, and he didn't dare open the window or even draw the shades. Too risky. And he would not in any circumstance even leave it unlocked. So he had stripped down during the night. But Legolas, being slightly a dumb blonde, opened the door to his visitors (of course this was to yell at them, but he didn't exactly think it out beforehand).
Please stop banging on the door. It's rather irritating, he said with a yawn. The girls fawned at his sheet clothed self. He dismissed their behavior, he was too tired to care. As he turned around to close the door, he realized there was a draft…a not so good one. Once again, he brushed it off and locked the door. However outside, two fangirls were speechless.
"We saw ass…again…" stated Nina.
"Funny, I always thought Elves were early risers, and morning people. Obviously Tolkien is a lying bastard," Chloe cursed her god. She was never one for all out devotion. Be suspicious of everyone and everything!
"Chloe shut up and grasp the situation: we just saw Legolas partially naked, in less than ten hours, and we saw bootylicious abs of steel, aw man, if only Shawn had Legolas's body. Perfect man right there."
"Nina, you see, I was Legolas's first kiss. Ass does not discern me now. I'm more shocked he's tired…"
"Did you ever realize that it might be because it's like what, three am?"
"Course not!"
Prowling around the Star residence at ungodly hours, Chloe and Nina made their way back to their room. They spotted Shawn and Jared unconscious on the couches. Chloe inwardly laughed. Istari were supposed to be aware of everything around them. She crept up to him, despite Nina's protests. She pinched his nose closed and waited to see his reaction. In his sleep, he swatted her hand away and shifted. Then Chloe was hit with a wonderful, yet evil immature idea. "Nina, fill up a cup of warm water."
~*~
Legolas woke up at dawn, which was at five. His encounter with the fangirls had been noted, and he used his Elven senses to make sure he wasn't going to walk into a trap. That was when he smelled the foul air. It smelt…like…pee. Which was really odd… He followed it and came to the couches to find Jared and Shawn both sound asleep with their hands dipped in their respective cups. Curious. And then Legolas realized what had happened. At once, he began to laugh insanely, falling onto the floor. The sheer simplicity that had been done was mediocre, but it certainly got the desired effects.
The two boys woke to Legolas's uncontrolled laughter, and to a warm sensation. They both looked down at the big wet spot, and then looked at each other. "CHLOE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~*~
An embarrassed Shawn stood outside, hosing down the two huge cushions that were once apart of two couches. Stupid Chloe. I looked like a total retard in there! 'I still wet the bed…' Uhh, I'm not going to be able to live this down. And why the hell did she do it?!? The only thing Shawn could think was that Chloe was secretly out to get him. She was going to kill everyone and then run off with Legolas to Las Vegas, go to a drive through wedding, be betrothed to the Elf, and then return to Middle Earth via Jared, who she remembered not to kill for the transportation and cool magical things he could do. Maybe they would even go on tour with Legolas and Chloe dressed up as assistants to Jared while he became a magician. Then again, it was all just theory.
It was when he finished cleaning the cushions he noticed that he hadn't seen Meg yet. Making a mental note to wake her up, he went back inside to wash up. Jared had just come out of the shower, feeling a tad better, though still embarrassed by the childish antics of Chloe. Jared borrowed some of Shawn's clothes (Shawn swore he was going to lose his wardrobe between the three of them; being Legolas, Jared, and himself). Chloe and Nina were both MIA for the moment. Apparently they wanted to cleanse and change (all the girly things). Perhaps they would glamour up for Legolas.
This left Legolas and Jared chatting.
Having fun? asked Jared nonchalantly.
If by the definition of fun, you mean, fighting for my life while being viciously pursued by two crazy women, then I would have to say that fun has departed a while ago… He continued with a smirk, Though the wet Istari was a sight to behold.
Jared blushed violently red, Keep that talk up, and there won't be a return trip to Middle Earth.
Which reminds me, how goes the magic?
Jared sighed, Considering the five am wake up call, alright. I can't give you an exact time, but I'd say soon. Until then, just relax.
I would, but Elidh-Feredir is still out there.
I had a weird dream about him last night…he was running around the high school with a body under his arms, then he leapt off the top and continued to fly around seeking vengeance, then dropped the body, which turned out to be you, and then orcs started crawling out of the ground, but Megan flew in all angelic like, and saved all our asses, except for yours, which was dead.
Legolas scoffed, Interesting dreams you have, Istari. Should I take this as a premonition of things to come?
Jared shrugged, I don't know. Ask Megan.
Megan? Why?
He leaned forward, Because she'll be the one to rescue you if you had fallen like a second later.
Legolas, receiving some weird vibes from Jared, decided he better check on his little blonde haired girl. She had gone off to bed early last night, or so he believed. He hadn't seen her after the run in with Sauron. He figured Shawn or Chloe took care of her. He was too engrossed with the presence of an Istari to notive too much of what was going on.
He knocked on the girl's door, painted pink with flowers on it. "Megan? Lle cuiva?" (Megan? Are you awake?) No answer. He didn't like to intrude, but insisted on doing so. He entered her room and saw the windows open, the air making the curtains float enchantingly in the air. "Aier," (Short one,) he soothed. He looked at the bed. A fully made bed. It was as if no one had slept there at all. He felt the inside for some kind of warmth that would determine whether or not a body had at all been there in the past hour or so. Not at all. Megan hadn't been in her room. Perhaps she already was awake and around the house? But wouldn't she come to him? Or at least run into someone. It wasn't like she could cook for herself.
Legolas exited her room and asked Jared if he had seen Megan at all this morning. Shaking his head, no, Legolas worked his way around the house, searching every nook and cranny. Nothing. Megan wasn't there. Maybe she was with Chloe and Nina? That was possible, but unlikely. Still they couldn't be sure.
It was when he heard two screams that Legolas became extremely worried. Running out to the front door, he saw Chloe and Nina pointing at the door. He turned to look at the front of it and saw a knife with a note sticking out from it. Written in elegant Sindarin, it read,
Prince Legolas Greenleaf-
I would like to congratulate you on your successful extraction of Sauron from this world. However, this leaves me with the problem of how to return home. As you have noticed, a certain member of your party is missing. Attached is a lock of her hair, which Legolas noticed was in back of the note, If you want to have this little girl that you are so fond of back, then come to 1568 Adam Street. And be sure that if you bring any sort of weapon, her death will immediately be at hand.
Best wishes-
Elidh-Feredir
Jared was reading the note over Legolas's shoulder and went to fetch Shawn as quick as he could. How could he? How could Elidh take some one else's life? An innocent child no less. Rage boiled as Legolas's eyes burned with a passion to see the one behind this kidnapping suffer. However noble and wise Elves were, there was no compassion now. Those eyes felt no such thing. The eyes of a killer.
tbc…
Responses to Reviews:
Nina: Nina couldn't kiss Legolas because…then YOU would've been! Lol, just kidding. Hmm…well with this chapter, you know you are right. -_- sadly you figured out my evil plan. Mmmmm old school bsb with nick and brian…ohhh the goodness! Too bad Nick is a freakin loser now. He should NOT have gone solo. And as for Aaron, his first cd was wicked cute, lol. Hmm…how old is Jared? I'll have to think about that one. Let's say close to Legolas's age!
AraelMoonchild: I LOVE YOUr reviews! Lol, no really, I love reviews, but I must go help bring in groceries! AHH! Thanks for the LOVELY review!
Blume: Wee! A Jack-esque live would be SO cool! Snowball cookies? Don't think I've ever had them…but what's really good (that involves sugar) is Fried Dough! ::drool:: I was just at the beach and they loaded it with sugar, very happy Kayo. I would've laughed my arse off if I could make Legolas and Shawn kiss, but it's like, the girls are on one side, the guys on the other, it just wouldn't happen. Though maybe, I could get them to kiss heehee, ya that's hot. I'll make a one-shot chapter where Shawn and Legolas get at it, hahahaha. I LOVE YOU! SAND! WoOo! I wonder where it's from? ^_^ Oh well, I'll never know! Thank you for the lovin!
namarie2legolas: damn, naked Orlando bum. That would've been nice to see, but I know for a fact, almost everything in the lower region of a guy is pretty much ugly. But in my mind, Legolas has a nice butt, lol. Bleh no Viggo. He's ugly not as Aragorn. WOO SEAN CONNERY! Damn, he's good looking for an old guy! Aladdin, hahaha, that's funny. If I were to pick a Disney cartoon character, it would be…either Aladdin or Peter Pan in like 4 years. I would give you a list of hot guys, but ya kno, I don't think people want to see that…^_^
Anthy's worst fear: HI AYANA! If you were thinking to make Shawn and Legolas kiss, can't do. Rules of spin the bottle. Damn them all. Unless Legolas was really a girl, and he's not too far off with the hair and pretty eyes! Heehee. Uhh, I have Spirited Away without subs, my Japanese teacher gave it to me, and though he said he taped it with subtitles, they didn't show up, so it's like, okay, what do I do with this? I think I watched a wee bit of it before giving up (though by then I saw the English version and liked the English cast better). Good movie though. As I say, it's the Japanese version of Alice in Wonderland. ^_^ Go see it if you haven't!
tamara: I see…I love…Jack Sparrow. Do you love Jack Sparrow? We all love Jack Sparrow…
Josh: lol, I thought you'd love that. And hey, a girl wants to be savagely thrown against a wall and kissed. He's got the right idea in mind! He was worried about everyone kissing everyone. Think of him as a bit pansyish, lol. School…::shudder:: why did you have to remind me?? I have three reports to do within three days! AHH! But hey, you might get two more after this. Ya never know! ^_~
Dreamstrifer: Yes, that was Legolas's first kiss. Lol, Shawn's dad is a freeloader, I need to make an appearance with him…hmm…hey your dad liked Pirates?? NICE! Everyone who sees it likes it. Pepsi is good, same with Vanilla Coke, and have you tried Pepsi Blue, or whatever it is? That's pretty good too (listing my soda preferences, lol) I spel how I want 2 spel! :P YAY FOR THE PLAY ::runs off singing, we love you Conrad, oh yes we dooo…::
Thanks for all the reviews! The next three days are dedicated to doing my summer reading reports, so I'll try to get a *good* chapter in here at some point. ^_^