Disclaimer: Well as I have said before, I don't own Yu-gi-oh or anything related to Kazuki Takahashi. All of his rights are respected. And I forgot to mention, I do not own any of the original fairytales works or copyrights from them.
Hansel: Otoji(Duke)
Gretel: Shizuka(Serenity)
Witch: Anzu(Tea)
Nararrator: Ryou Bakura
Parent:- Mom: Mai
-Dad: Yami
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Hansel and Gretel
Nararrator: Long ago, in a forest, there lived a family of four. The parents were very poor and could not afford to feed their kids and themselves. The mother of the two kids was very selfish and mean.
Mom: Oh dear, what shall we do? We have nothing. No food, no money, and we can barely afford to keep ourselves healthy!and it's all because of those kids!
Dad: Now now, please don't blame the kids. They can't help it.
Mom: They are just a heavy burden. I want you to lead them to the forest and leave them there.
Dad: Are you mad Woman! It's our kids we're talking about!
Mom: I want you to go and just give them a loaf of bread.
Dad: I can't do it.
Mom: You have to! Now!
Dad: But honey, it's dark outside, please wait until morning.
Mom: Hmph! If you don't do it now, then I'm going to leave you and leave the house to you, so you can starve in Hell!
Dad: Alright honey I'll do it.
Nararrator: Later in the night, the dad woke up and went into the kids room.
Dad: Kiddies, wake up. We're going on a little trip.
Hansel: Aww not now dad. Five more minutes.
Gretel: Hansel, we best be waking up, or dad will have a awful fit.
Hansel: Where are we going so early in the morning.
Dad: NO questions, just hurry.
Nararrator: The kids already knew where they were going, for they heard their parents talking the night before.
Dad: Here is some bread. Hold it for me.
Hansel: But dad! Where are we going!?
Gretel: Hansel, please be quiet.
Dad: Come on kids.
Gretel: Okay
Dad: .Lets vamoose our caboose
Hansel: gotcha
Dad: Okay
Nararrator: They continued walking farther and farther into the woods. Hansel and Gretel smartly came up with a plan. They decided to drop breadcrumbs on the floor so they could find their way back. When they finally got there.......
Dad: Kids I gave you this bread so you could eat, but I see you've already eaten it. I'll be back with more food, I promise.
Hansel and Gretel: Okay dad.
Nararrator: The kids were pretty confident they would find their way back.
Gretel: Hansel, how do we get back, it's dark right now?
Hansel: We'll just wait till the morning, Gretel.
Gretel: But what if there gone in the morning?
Hansel: Please Gretel, must you always question me?
Nararrator: The next day
Hansel: Um Gretel! Wake up! Our breadcrumbs are all gone!
Gretel: God! What did I tell you?
Hansel: Great, now what. Gretel...... I'm so clueless!!!!!!!!!
Gretel: Calm down, all will be fine.
Hansel: No it's not! We're gonna die! We're gona starve! We're... We're gonna lose our MINDS!!!!!!!
Gretel: Like your doing right now?
Hansel: Ahhhhhh I can't... take it.... anymore!
Gretel: My brother is such a weirdo. * starts dragging Hansel back into the direction they came from.*
Narrarator: They were soon very lost and alone. There was many curves and it seemed like everyone they took led somewhere wrong. It was soon getting dark, but right at the last minute, they came upon a house.
Gretel: Hansel! Look! A house!
Hansel: Why are you so excited?
Gretel: C'mon, let's go see if anyone's home!
Hansel: Sis' carry me.
Gretel: Come here Hansel! The house is so wierd.
Hansel: Really. How so?
Gretel: Come and see for yourself.
Hansel: I must agree with you. This is a wierd house, and it smells like Candy. Let's knock on the door.
Gretel: I hope the owners of the house are kind. * Knock Knock*
* Screech*
Witch: Oh, well what have we here?
Gretel: Ma'am would you be so kind as to give us something to eat and a place to sleep?
Witch: Oh you poor dears, please come in. I have plenty for you to eat.
Hansel: Why does your house smell like candy?
Witch: Maybe because it is. * grabs piece off wall and eats it*
Hansel: Holy Twelve Apostles! How did you do that?
Witch: Here. take some. While you enjoy I'll get you something to drink.
Gretel: * Licks window* Mmmmmm.. it tastes good Almost like Cinnamon.
Hansel: Ha ha why did you lick the window in the first place?
Gretel: Because it looked all...... sugary.
Hansel: Move! Let me try! Mmmm your right.
Gretel: And look, there's candycanes too.
Nararrator: The kids were enjoying their candy when all of a sudden the witch came over and dragged them into a cellar by the stove.
Witch: Now you are fat and trapped in a tiny compartment.
Hansel: * Looks at stomach, and notices he does have a bit of a potbelly* Oh no! Gretel! Why didn't you stop me from eating so much candy!?
Gretel: Because.... it uh... looks cute?
Hansel: Not helping!
Gretel: Please, tell us what you plan to do with us.
Witch: I wish to roast you in the fire and eat you.
Hansel: Gross! Canniballs still exist?
Witch: Believe it or not, they do.
Gretel: Please don't eat us. Please.
Witch: No way I've got the salt on the table and I'm ready for ya guys.
Hansel: Hot damn, I'm gonna die being eaten.
Witch: And you, you've had a bad tongue ever since you got here. You will be first. * Unlocks Cell door*
Gretel: Please Hansel, please be careful.
Witch: * Grabs salt and sprinkles it on Hansel. Then licks him*
Hansel: Ah! what the hell was that!?
Witch: You taste soooooo good. * Starts kissing Hansel*
Hansel: Hmph uh muph hum
Witch: Ah, hadn't had a real kiss in ages.
Hansel: I'm traumatized.
Witch: Now anyways, back to where I was going.* grabs his arm and is about ready to throw him in the fire*
Hansel: * But, by reflexes, he defends himself, grabs her arm and throws her in the fire* Uh ooops. My bad.
Gretel: Hansel! You did it! You saved us!
Hansel: Oh uh yeah. I did huh. Cool.
Nararrator: Hansel eventually got his sister out, and the two kids found a map in the witches house and and got home. When they came in the door.
Dad: Kids! I'm so glad you came!
Hansel: Where's mom?
Dad: After she found out, that I gave you our last loaf of bread, she left me and went to find a new life.
Gretel: I'm sorry dad.
Dad: It's okay, as long as your here, everything will be fine. Plus, I won the lottery yesterday, but I didn't tell your mom, because she was a selfish bastard anyways.
Hansel: That's great!
Gretel: Awesome!
Nararrator: Yes, so they continued their lives and and moved into a big house with lots of food and money. The End.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
So, what did you think? Was it good?
Ryou: I still wanna be in the story.
Me: You are, your the
Ryou: Don't say it, I'm the nararrator.
Me: Yes, because you have a pretty voice.
Ryou: Fine
I think the next story will be The princess and the toad or the princess and the pea. Don't know yet. Maybe both, since I write two every day.
Hansel: Otoji(Duke)
Gretel: Shizuka(Serenity)
Witch: Anzu(Tea)
Nararrator: Ryou Bakura
Parent:- Mom: Mai
-Dad: Yami
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Hansel and Gretel
Nararrator: Long ago, in a forest, there lived a family of four. The parents were very poor and could not afford to feed their kids and themselves. The mother of the two kids was very selfish and mean.
Mom: Oh dear, what shall we do? We have nothing. No food, no money, and we can barely afford to keep ourselves healthy!and it's all because of those kids!
Dad: Now now, please don't blame the kids. They can't help it.
Mom: They are just a heavy burden. I want you to lead them to the forest and leave them there.
Dad: Are you mad Woman! It's our kids we're talking about!
Mom: I want you to go and just give them a loaf of bread.
Dad: I can't do it.
Mom: You have to! Now!
Dad: But honey, it's dark outside, please wait until morning.
Mom: Hmph! If you don't do it now, then I'm going to leave you and leave the house to you, so you can starve in Hell!
Dad: Alright honey I'll do it.
Nararrator: Later in the night, the dad woke up and went into the kids room.
Dad: Kiddies, wake up. We're going on a little trip.
Hansel: Aww not now dad. Five more minutes.
Gretel: Hansel, we best be waking up, or dad will have a awful fit.
Hansel: Where are we going so early in the morning.
Dad: NO questions, just hurry.
Nararrator: The kids already knew where they were going, for they heard their parents talking the night before.
Dad: Here is some bread. Hold it for me.
Hansel: But dad! Where are we going!?
Gretel: Hansel, please be quiet.
Dad: Come on kids.
Gretel: Okay
Dad: .Lets vamoose our caboose
Hansel: gotcha
Dad: Okay
Nararrator: They continued walking farther and farther into the woods. Hansel and Gretel smartly came up with a plan. They decided to drop breadcrumbs on the floor so they could find their way back. When they finally got there.......
Dad: Kids I gave you this bread so you could eat, but I see you've already eaten it. I'll be back with more food, I promise.
Hansel and Gretel: Okay dad.
Nararrator: The kids were pretty confident they would find their way back.
Gretel: Hansel, how do we get back, it's dark right now?
Hansel: We'll just wait till the morning, Gretel.
Gretel: But what if there gone in the morning?
Hansel: Please Gretel, must you always question me?
Nararrator: The next day
Hansel: Um Gretel! Wake up! Our breadcrumbs are all gone!
Gretel: God! What did I tell you?
Hansel: Great, now what. Gretel...... I'm so clueless!!!!!!!!!
Gretel: Calm down, all will be fine.
Hansel: No it's not! We're gonna die! We're gona starve! We're... We're gonna lose our MINDS!!!!!!!
Gretel: Like your doing right now?
Hansel: Ahhhhhh I can't... take it.... anymore!
Gretel: My brother is such a weirdo. * starts dragging Hansel back into the direction they came from.*
Narrarator: They were soon very lost and alone. There was many curves and it seemed like everyone they took led somewhere wrong. It was soon getting dark, but right at the last minute, they came upon a house.
Gretel: Hansel! Look! A house!
Hansel: Why are you so excited?
Gretel: C'mon, let's go see if anyone's home!
Hansel: Sis' carry me.
Gretel: Come here Hansel! The house is so wierd.
Hansel: Really. How so?
Gretel: Come and see for yourself.
Hansel: I must agree with you. This is a wierd house, and it smells like Candy. Let's knock on the door.
Gretel: I hope the owners of the house are kind. * Knock Knock*
* Screech*
Witch: Oh, well what have we here?
Gretel: Ma'am would you be so kind as to give us something to eat and a place to sleep?
Witch: Oh you poor dears, please come in. I have plenty for you to eat.
Hansel: Why does your house smell like candy?
Witch: Maybe because it is. * grabs piece off wall and eats it*
Hansel: Holy Twelve Apostles! How did you do that?
Witch: Here. take some. While you enjoy I'll get you something to drink.
Gretel: * Licks window* Mmmmmm.. it tastes good Almost like Cinnamon.
Hansel: Ha ha why did you lick the window in the first place?
Gretel: Because it looked all...... sugary.
Hansel: Move! Let me try! Mmmm your right.
Gretel: And look, there's candycanes too.
Nararrator: The kids were enjoying their candy when all of a sudden the witch came over and dragged them into a cellar by the stove.
Witch: Now you are fat and trapped in a tiny compartment.
Hansel: * Looks at stomach, and notices he does have a bit of a potbelly* Oh no! Gretel! Why didn't you stop me from eating so much candy!?
Gretel: Because.... it uh... looks cute?
Hansel: Not helping!
Gretel: Please, tell us what you plan to do with us.
Witch: I wish to roast you in the fire and eat you.
Hansel: Gross! Canniballs still exist?
Witch: Believe it or not, they do.
Gretel: Please don't eat us. Please.
Witch: No way I've got the salt on the table and I'm ready for ya guys.
Hansel: Hot damn, I'm gonna die being eaten.
Witch: And you, you've had a bad tongue ever since you got here. You will be first. * Unlocks Cell door*
Gretel: Please Hansel, please be careful.
Witch: * Grabs salt and sprinkles it on Hansel. Then licks him*
Hansel: Ah! what the hell was that!?
Witch: You taste soooooo good. * Starts kissing Hansel*
Hansel: Hmph uh muph hum
Witch: Ah, hadn't had a real kiss in ages.
Hansel: I'm traumatized.
Witch: Now anyways, back to where I was going.* grabs his arm and is about ready to throw him in the fire*
Hansel: * But, by reflexes, he defends himself, grabs her arm and throws her in the fire* Uh ooops. My bad.
Gretel: Hansel! You did it! You saved us!
Hansel: Oh uh yeah. I did huh. Cool.
Nararrator: Hansel eventually got his sister out, and the two kids found a map in the witches house and and got home. When they came in the door.
Dad: Kids! I'm so glad you came!
Hansel: Where's mom?
Dad: After she found out, that I gave you our last loaf of bread, she left me and went to find a new life.
Gretel: I'm sorry dad.
Dad: It's okay, as long as your here, everything will be fine. Plus, I won the lottery yesterday, but I didn't tell your mom, because she was a selfish bastard anyways.
Hansel: That's great!
Gretel: Awesome!
Nararrator: Yes, so they continued their lives and and moved into a big house with lots of food and money. The End.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
So, what did you think? Was it good?
Ryou: I still wanna be in the story.
Me: You are, your the
Ryou: Don't say it, I'm the nararrator.
Me: Yes, because you have a pretty voice.
Ryou: Fine
I think the next story will be The princess and the toad or the princess and the pea. Don't know yet. Maybe both, since I write two every day.